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azrail-has-a-vendetta · 10 months ago

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I think I need a “Kid Tim Drake gets kidnapped and held for ransom but his parents don’t even pick up the phone so now these criminals are like whelp, this kid is ours now. Sucks to suck.” Fic.

#Kidnapper: child neglect is no laughin’ matter. You shouldn’t be left alone for that long. You’re like 7 #Tim: I’m 8…..#Kidnapper: point proven.#Tim: *stomach growls*#Kidnapper 2: when was that last time you ate kid?#Tim: *mumbles* 3 days ago…#Kidnapper 2: what do kids eat?#Kidnapper 1: I dunno? Like cheeseburgers?#Kidnapper 2: isn’t that a little unhealthy?#*they all end up getting bat burger*#Now Tim is a small super criminal but not actually bad #And raised by two kinda confused criminals who finally picked up a parenting book after accidentally adopting this tiny genius.#tim drake #red robin #batfam #ao3 #fanfiction #writing #idk

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