#L: stuff

[maximovapotts]

Okay I’ve definitely decided to scrap this and start over! It’s gonna be the same concept but kinda different? I don’t think I want the reader to be neglected by Tony, maybe he takes them in? Idk idk but because I’ll have nothing going on for a while after this weekend I’m gonna plan it (maybe who knows) and try and get a rough outline

Why me

WandaNat x reader

Eventually ^^

She/They reader

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(This is mainly a fic on Readers life so I’m going to do a multi chapter multi fic when I get to it.)

Warnings: violence, mentions of blood, death of mother, angst, hammer droids.

If there’s any other warnings that need adding please let me know. (It’s not always going to be angst I promise!)

AoU happened but civil war didn’t so when infinity war comes around…we finna win and nobody dies (well someone does but it’s not Nat and I haven’t figured that out yet) because I can’t handle that.

Summary:

Up until the age of 14 your dad, Tony stark, loved you to the moon and back. But after your mom died, that all changed.

Your pov:

Flash back

You were at the stark expo in 2010 when everything went to crap. When the hammer drones started attacking everyone, you and your mom got split up by the crowd. You went to go look for her but as soon as you went outside a hammer drone dropped in front of you. You looked up to the sky and you could see your dad fighting the drones, but what you didn’t know is that the drone focused in on your iron man t-shirt (that you put on to annoy your dad) and aimed at you. You heard your mom scream and feel her jump on top of you, the sound of a gun shot ring in your ear and the drone flying away while you’re passed out on the floor.

You come around finding you’re mom laid beside you gasping for breath. “Mom? Mamma? What do I do? Please! Tell me what to do I don’t-“ you cry out terrified of what might happen.

“Shh little bean it’s okay I’m right here” your mom places her hand against your face and you lean into her touch.

“Please don’t leave me I can’t lose you mamma! Please” you turn your mom onto her back and place pressure on her stomach but there’s too much blood for your little hands. You cry out for your papa and keep talking to your mom trying to keep her eyes open “Y/n, Princess it’s gonna be okay, you’re gonna be okay. Look at m- look at me sweetheart…I love you so so much okay? I love you and it’s not your fault okay? No matter what you may think, this is not your fault. You have been the most amazing daughter any mamma could ever ask for and don’t you stop. It’s going to be hard but I’m going to be here with you every step of the way, I love you okay?”

“I love you too mamma all the way to Pluto and back” you sob out while holding her stomach

“I love you most” your mom looks over your shoulder, snaps off her locket and puts it in your hand, the next thing you know your mamma is taking her last breath and you’re getting lifted into the air by your uncle Rhodey and carried away onto a rooftop screaming for your mamma. Your papa hardly spoke to you after that.

He pushed everything into the hands of pepper. The company and you. She looked after you, she cooked breakfast, made sure you got to school on time, helped you with your homework and comforted you when you had nightmares about your mamma. Over time tony got more and more distant, spending all his time in the labs, not even acknowledging you when you’re in the room or coming to special school events, it was all pepper. Over time you got used to it. You got used to the sly comments blaming you for your moms death, you got used to your birthdays being forgotten when pepper was away on business and she couldn’t make it.

After the Malibu house got blown up in 2012 you were 16 and you got kidnapped by hydra and got experimented on.

During your time in hydra you heard things about the avengers and how your dad is one of them. They trained you on each and every one of them. Names, birthdays, skills, location etc. so when you escaped from Hydra you knew exactly where to go… Stark industries, or better known yet… The Avengers tower.

A/N

HEY sweetie pies!!! I know this isn’t long at all but this is just a chapter to kind of set things up but if you want me to delve more into anything please let me know!! This is gonna be a bit slow moving while I get things sorted out but I’m probably not gonna post anything else until I have a few chapters written!! Or until I have the outline plan of the story!! I just wanted to see what you all thought and feedback is most welcome! Wether that’s in the ask box or in the comments!!

[abyslita]

overlay dump..

[merrigel]

Ludovica and Sausage I mean Luck (gif version:)

[dricacchi]

john and yellow: "men suffer in silence" then why am i always hearing about it

[kitkat13001]

⋆°• ☁︎ 𐙚 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖

>> l lawliet x reader

>> fluff, established relationship

you’re lying in bed, staring at the ceiling and being lulled to sleep by the rhythmic clacking of L’s keyboard. 

“you know what i wish?” you muse, watching the light coming off his computer brighten and darken as he flicks between screens. 

“wishing is of little consequence,” he replies, almost automatically. “it won’t change the reality we live in.”

you ignore him. “ryuzaki, you want to know what i wish?”

he sighs, knowing you’ll persist anyway. “what do you wish, my love?”

“i wish that we were in a romance manga,” you tell him, clutching a pillow to your chest and letting your head hang off the side of the bed. “and you’d be just a detective and i’d be just me.”

he’s silent for a moment, taking in your words before he responds. “but i am a detective and you are you. where would this divulge from reality?”

“no one would die, because it’s a romance manga and it’s not that kind of story,” you say with a sigh. “the biggest mystery you’d be solving was how to ask me out and the only crime committed was how you’d stolen my heart—” he almost laughs at that part, “—and we could have a beach episode and montages of cute dates and a christmas special and—” you prattle on, excited merely over the prospect as you list off other fantasies. 

ryuzaki listens as he works, used to this dreamy behavior from you (especially when you’re half asleep like this). your ramblings amuse him. 

“i could take you to the beach,” he muses, eyes wandering in thought. 

“hm?” 

“watari owns several private islands,” he says, wheeling around in his chair to face you. “they’re used for different purposes, mostly as safe houses for emergencies. but i’m sure he wouldn’t mind us staying there on a long weekend.”

“are you being serious, ryuzaki?” you ask after a moment, clutching the edge of the mattress to keep yourself upright. your eyes are big and curious and hold a little ember of hope and giddiness. 

“when am i not serious?” he mumbles in reply, clacking away on his keyboard but unable to hide a small smile. 

you clap in delight, letting out a happy squeal. “oh my god! a private island retreat!”

“it’s nothing fancy,” he insists, turning back to his work, “so don’t go thinking this is some grand occasion.”

“ryuzaki, what about a private island isn’t fancy?!” you reply, clambering off the bed in a hurry. you whirl about the room, darting between the closet and nightstand and dresser. “i have to pack all my swimsuits and summer clothes and oh, my sandals! and my hats and sunglasses!”

“i didn’t say we were going now,” he chides, casting you an incredulous glance as he watches you flit about the room. your manic energy is endearing, if somewhat exasperating. 

you straighten from where you’d been bent over the drawers, grinning and sweeping your hair from your eyes. “ah, you said a long weekend. there’s a holiday next week! if we leave in the next couple days, we can beat most of the travel congestion for the break.”

a small smile manages to overtake him at your spindle of logic. “so you’ve got it all worked out then?”

if you didn’t know any better, you’d think he was teasing you

“yes,” you reply indignantly, “now get watari on the phone and tell him i said ‘pretty please with a cherry on top’.”

he huffs with a soft laugh, shaking his head. you aren’t demanding of much, but once you have your sights set on something there’s no stopping you. “very well, my love. i’ll call watari, but that ‘cherry on top’ you mentioned will be for me, accompanied by a significant amount of cake.”

“deal,” you grin, shooing at him to make the call. 

[eggo-tistical]

if we really being real here

[starry-bi-sky]

bruce and danny being fuckign nerds together,,,, they are being the BIGGEST nerds. geeks. if you will

these losers are color-coding the most inane bullshit. they are making diagrams for things you've never even thought of. they are having the time of their lives

"what are you two doing?"

Danny, sitting criss-cross on a table, hunched over a spread of papers and a bunch of different jello cups, his back is gonna hurt SO much: color-coding jello

Bruce, sitting in a nearby chair, also criss-cross, scribbling on a graph paper: hm [agreeing]

Alfred, already exasperated and SO fond: may i ask why? and on what parameters?

Danny: we're basing it off which flavors are the most mentally stimulating and for which subjects :}

Alfred, SO fond: ah. i see.

Danny, snapping his head over to Bruce and leaning over: wh- no-- no. Buzz, I told you: lemon-flavored jello stays strictly in the 'smelling salts' category--

Bruce, still writing on the graph paper: mn. no.

Danny, nearly sprawled across his back, faux-outraged: strawberry is NOT good for math-- you fucken HEATHEN--! Give me that pen!

Bruce, did that solely to rile up Danny, now trying not to smile: hnm.

[vinnybox]

🟩⬛Mr. L

[nerdynuala]

He stopped thinking for a minute

[chaoticwriting]

What do you mean why?

Inspiration from this post

Batman: Who are you, and what are you doing?

Danny: Aaaahhh! Dude, what happened to good evening and hello?

Nightwing: *Suddenly appears from the sky* Errrmmmm, hello. I am Nightwing and he is Batman. May we know what you are doing with the joker?

Danny: Oh! I am arresting him.

Nightwing: So you are a cop?

Danny: No?

Nightwing: Are you an FBI agent then? CIA? NSA?

Danny: No.

Nightwing: So why are you arresting him then?

Danny: Because he is a criminal?

Nightwing: Right, yeah. Dumb question. Do you want our help to hand him over to authority?

Danny: Nah, I'll handle it.

Nightwing: Are you sure?

Danny: Yeah, he still needs to get judged by the Observants. They get fussy whenever humans try to meddle with realm businesses.

Red Hood: *Riding his bike* Yoo, Danny. I didn't expect to see you here.

Danny: Oh, hey Hood. Just doing some realm business. I think it is your complaint that made the Observant approved his capture. Something about how your complaint letter is very eloquent and elegant.

Red Hood: Really? Nice. So whatcha gonna do with him.

Danny: Eh, that depends on his crimes. But I do expect at least a few centuries of community service for his lightest crime.

Nightwing: Wait wait wait. You know Red Hood? And what do you mean realm business?

Danny: Oh. I guess I should introduce myself. I am Daniel Fenton. An envoy? Enforcer? Ehh, pretty much anything that needs the interaction between the infinite realm and the mortal realm then they need to go through me.

Nightwing: What is the Infinite realm?

Danny: Infinite realm is where everything ends. Realm of the dead. The final destination.

Nightwing: Wait, so if you dealt with the dead, then why are you dealing with the joker?

Danny: What do you mean why? Don't you know that he is a poltergeist?

Nightwing & Batman: What?!

Danny: Yeah, why do you think all your attempts to kill him so far haven't succeeded? It's because this guy can only be killed in a specific way.

Red Hood: Oh yeah, it is a doozy when he told me that. That's when I decided to send a complaint letter about a rogue poltergeist on the mortal plane.

Batman:*Whispers* Should have used the magic batarang.

Nightwing & Red Hood: What?

Batman: *Grunts*

Danny: Anyway, I need to go now. Oh yeah, Red Hood.

Red Hood: Yeah?

Danny: Can you tell Ra's to clean the pool? I need to do the inspection next week but I seriously can't stand the smell of all the dead souls in the pool.

Red Hood: Yeah, sure.

Danny: *Stepping into the portal* Byee!

Nightwing and Batman: What?!?

[smallsinger5901]

i feel like the handcuff chain shouldve been used more for comedy during the yostuba arc. I wanna see Light kicking and screaming as L drags him to the fridge for snacks for the 12th time at 4:37am

[maximovapotts]

I just saw your post Why Me and I was reading the warnings and my dumbass thought it said hemorrhoids, I don't know how to read sometimes, and I thought hmm, good to know, hemorrhoids are no joke. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m literally WHEEZING I just woke up 😭 I literally have tears in my eyes. I went back to my post and checked in case I typed hemorrhoids instead of hammer droids 😭

[keferon]

Monster hunter au part 9

I wanted to cook a bit more fluff before I get back to drama hehe

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[thereweredragonshere]

Pleeeease redesign the other fucks from the nine realms.

Oooo this was such a fun little project! Not a fan of the nine realms which is pretty standard within this fandom, but I do like the uh. Vibe. Of some dragons. The designs are always a miss apart from like. One or two.

Starting off with Thunder - species Night light:

Thunder being so night furyish makes little sense if we’re taking Toothless being the last night fury as canon. Either that mother fucker had the strongest genetics known to man, or dragons live for hundreds and hundreds of years, which considering httyd likes its realism(sometimes), I doubt is the case for a species like the night or light fury. So, I made his design lean way way more into being a light fury, but still making it clear that he is actually a night light.

Also, didn’t include any of the weird fucked up ‘evolution’ to the tail/wings/earnubs, because little short from it being a birth defect or cross breeding with a non-fury dragon (Which genetically speaking is 99.99% impossible) is absolutely NOT possible at all. 1000 years is fucking NOTHING for evolution. Maybe you’d get a slight gene change or something but you are not getting anatomical shifts that fucking visible in only 1000 years.

And anyway, the evolution Thunder supposedly went through is so stupid?? What’s the point of his wings’ surface area being decreased?? He can catch marginally less draft with those shit fuck wings??? And his PROPORTIONS OH MY LORDDD. He’s just inbred I have no other explanation. And his stupid fucking snout. Pugification of the night light. And I’m not even going to comment on the stupid ass tail there is literally no point. Why did they give him an aeroplane tail. They took one of the most recognisable features of the fury species and just fucked it. He can’t fucking shift air flow and change direction with that shit oml😭

Anyway moving on before this post just turns into a tnr night-light rant,

Feathers!!! - Species Featherhide (how creative)

Feathers is probably my favourite design from the canonical tnr dragons. I’m a massive fan of the parrot theme they went with!!! But one gripe I have is that she does seem just a bit too generic. She has pretty colours and some feathers on her head and tail. But like. That’s it. They didn’t really do anything else with the chameleon crap she’s got going on (for those who don’t know, her species has the same camouflaging ability as the changewings).

So, I went a lot more traditional reptile looking with her, and added way more feathers and general details to her design. I did consider making her eyes chameleon like, but it ended up looking a bit off. I like to think she scampers around and constantly licks her eyes, even though she’s perfectly capable of blinking.

Next up, Plowhorn - Species Gembreaker

I love love LOVE the beetle thing going on with her wings!!. It’s just incorporated into the design in such an awkward way😭 There’s so much space Beneath the beetle shell and her back, which makes them look glued on.

Anyway for the redesign I leaned more into the rhino theme they got going on, tough skin and big chunky face horns. (By the way- the placement of the horn on her face is SO off putting and I can’t quite explain why. It’s just. ????. Why is she an extremely scaly unicorn that got the pug treatment???) and I gave her ears cuz her canon design looks insanely bald.

I also attempted to un-derp her a bit. Cuz. I mean fucking look at her bro that shit is NOT scary😭

Neeeeeext is Wu & Wei - Species Mist Twister

The eastern zippleback

I really like the idea of half blue half red on this guy (I think it’s a he?), it makes for a cool Fire and Water theme.

My main problem with the canon design is how forced the colours kinda feel. Hard red to yellow to blue with a slight fade transition. Come on guys, incorporate your colours into the design!

Their heads as well. They’re just. Not nice to look at. The ends of their noses are making me incredibly uncomfortable. They look like spoon billed borzois

Anywho, I really enjoyed designing those guys!! Maybe I’ll do some of the other tnr dragons in the future lol

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[gh0stbeeee]

I feel like people don't realize how much of a princess L is lmao

Like sure, Light takes care of himself and can be extremely prissy, but.

L literally hates doing anything "inane." Bro hates walking so much he uses a car to get everywhere, that he doesn't even drive. Ohba literally made one of those joke 4 panels where Watari pushed L around in a baby carriage.

He is so spoiled, so rich, all he does is get sweets catered to him to eat ungodly amounts of sugar while he solves true crime all day while he kicks his feet and giggles

He has the capabilities to do things, but he doesn't want to. And he'll get someone to do it for him. He literally wants to be waited on, and that is something so funny that is extremely underutilized in the fandom. Like, if bro wanted a jar opened, he could do it, sure. But he would 100% just get Light to do it somehow for the convenience.

Also, he needs his super comfy cushioned throne chair to lounge in. He barely sits anywhere else. And all he does half the time is sit, he must hate standing and being on his feet.

Light has probably had to carry him when they were chained. L is lazy and light enough for it.

Bro is a princess fr.