#LEGALLY

[ho-ho-homosxual]

tbh I found stobotnik on tumblr and was like “aw, fucked up gay people” but like I kinda thought it was a fandom exaggeration but I just watch the movies and godamn there was no exaggeration. Outright making out with tongue then screaming “we’re gay for each other” at the top of their lungs would have been less gay than whatever the fuck they have going on canonicly

[sodawizardo]

Murdoc gorillaz niccals 🦟🦟🦟🦟

[andorshitdaily]

Andor Character of the Day: Stekan Sculdun

[madwomansapologist]

shadowheart kinks/turn-ons | shadowheart x tav

a deep dive into what the mean gothic cleric think it's hot. yes, the brain rot is that serious.

cw: if you kink shame me i will get horny just to spite you. do i even need to say this is not for minors? if you can't understand that adults can like whatever they want to without it meaning shit about their morals then you're not welcome here.

an: so since y'all are whores that ate my gale kinks/turn-ons as if it was your last meal, there's more. granting y'all a choice: karlach or wyll next? say "thank you, mama".

NIPPLE CLAMPS

You can you see the visions, can't you? God itself told me so. The bush near my bedroom window is still burning.

Imagine it with me. Shadowheart going on with her day as one would, doing tasks around the farm and taking care of the house, and no one that looked at her would ever suspect she's wearing this.

She still wears a tiara. A different one, depicting a full moon instead of an eclipse, but still held around her head by a chain that also keeps her braids tied tighly. When the moment calls for it, she expends its use to lower on her body.

Sometimes it's about the pain. Sometimes it's about how sensitive this area of her body is, and how easily any sort of stimulation will turn into a craving.

BONDAGE

First things first: Shadowheart is a pillow princess. She earned the title. If you want a service top then Gale is your boy (so smooth, wasn't I?). Futhermore: she will be mean about it. It's written on the World Constitution: hot women can do anything they want. I don't make the rules.

Shadowheart knows she looks amazing. She prefers to be tied with black ropes. The rolls of her pale skin compared to the dark color makes it even more pleasent. She wants it to mark her skin. Shadowheart wants proof of how real everything was.

And she'll put on a show.

The pain and discomfort can be soothing. To feel helplessness, but knowing that a word from her would stop you. The immobility is a huge point for her: to not be able to move makes it easier for her mind to focus on only the pleasure.

Long sessions are a must. She wants you to take your time, get her skin ready with lotion, knot the ropes without rushing. It's occasional, but not on a daily or even weekly basis. It's a moment for you both to forget about the rest of the world. Why do it faster?

(see @/knottydevil)

Have you noticed I'm using catholic guilty logic with Shadowheart?

HUMILIATION KINK

When something about Shadowheart wasn't about shame? Teachings of loss make it clear: to pursue something, to desire something, is to be dirty. For years Shadowheart was taught to let go, embrace loss, not seek comfort or pleasure in others.

Some old habits are hard to forget.

It's different when you're the one acting on those thoughts. She's calling the shots. One word from her and you would never do that again. And still, she allows you to. Not because she feels forced to, because someone told her it was the right thing to do: but because it brings her pleasure.

Put her on a leash. Have her kneeling down, using her back as a support for your feet. Feed her. Tell her to try harder when she's already doing the best to please you. Spit on her face.

Show her that you want her so much nothing Shadowheart could ever do would make you turn your back on her. Show her time after time that you want her so fucking much dignity isn't even a concept in your head anymore. She could be on her lower, and you would still somwhow find a way to kiss her feet.

Use her shame to show her you feel none. Make her feel wanted.

CURE WOUNDS

She can be greedy, but never selfish. She cares so much about you, about your comfort and health. If you're careless or clumsy, Shadowheart will fear having a heart attack out of pure worry.

It started just as her way to make sure you weren't being negligent about your wounds. She would explore your body, handing glowing as her magic worked on you, searching for even the tiniest of scratchs.

It quickly turned into one of her favorite types of foreplay. Her hands wandering, you pretending to need her help lower, just a bit lower, Shadowheart biting your skin just to lick it clean.

Who's to say goth girls can't be playful too?

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general taglist: @lovelyy-moonlight

baldur's gate 3 taglist: @citrusbunnies

@ madwomansapologist.tumblr.

[mikufanclub]

if you own a maid dress and a fish shaped object you are legally obligated to send me a pic

[arisveah]

ive made this joke before but basically a riptide scar map

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

So like Legally Blonde/Supernatrual AU where Sam is dating Elle instead of Jess. Elle doesn’t die cause she is a badass and now she is stuck in the worst road trip ever with her boyfriend.

[thankstothe]

[martimer-underground]

Some lil older doodles, kinda inspired by the Shifty stuff floating around! He'd be Merv's BABY are you Kidding ME?

[alphaclxwn]

BONK!

[o-vera-nalyzing]

my case for autistic gorgug:

nothing (and i mean n. o. t. h. i. n. g.) is more autistic than doing four years of work in one because you Really Like It Okay?

[thegreatyin]

we made it :)

[ernest-shackleton]

Gender has been fucking VANQUISHED and so has my deadname

[ghostcrows]

I'm changing my name this year

[hemerasiae]

just an important ooc note that will, unfortunately, be crucial for the next four years / foreseeable future.

if you see i/c/e / bor/der pat/rol and are not at risk to be detained by them, you shout:

“immigration is here! la migra!” over and over, loudly. do not stop. observe and record at a distance. be safe.