#LOSING MY A WITH THIS ONE‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥🔥🔥‼️‼️💯💯💯 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ashsostrange · 2 years ago

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no, i ain't.

you kept yapping instead of taking your ass to bed like i told you to, so i've changed my mind. i've been KINDER than i should've been. i've been taking the high road, if you will. it's 5am on a sunday, i pulled an all nighter for fun 💞 ion got school for the next eight days, meaning i got nothing BUT time, so lemme tell you a lil sum sum rq... 🤣 i might get banned but i really dc! i have nothing to lose but a username. yawn.

i have no reason not to insult the hell out of you rn, so i'm going LOW! I HAVE TIME!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

you were thinking i was done? girll, you truly shock me every day! i didn't know you could form thoughts, miss munch. i was thinking you js get up on here and swipe your sweaty fingers across your greasy phone screen in high hopes what you're saying makes sense cz ik all of them alter egos + your silly ass hood roleplay fantasy + your “you’re the ghetto fab hood princess all the girls love you and all the bitches wna be you!” mentality & the henny stay using up the very limited amount brain power you so miraculously possess. it doesn’t help that the wig glue from the 40-inch blinding bright pink bussdown that the reader always has on in your self-insert ass fics is probably seeping through your scalp into that hollow ass empty ass head of yours… ☹️ your shit MUST b overstimulated, my love. trust, i was gna be done, but you keep running that mouth at an alarming rate, increasing speed like we're in fast in furious when ts is really slow n steady the way eb been eating you up non-stop in the past 24 hours nd you still haven't deleted your blogs you wack ass hoe 🤥

after thanksgiving break, i should tell my stats teacher that we should study the patterns in your silence when you switch accounts to defend the voices that reside within the void in your cranium who apparently have tumblr accounts, you funky, fraudulent bitch! 🤫 this ain't what they meant when they said you need to have your own back! but this is creative, i'll admit. 👏

sadly, creativity won't cancel out the fact that you got a brain smoother than a baby's skin after their momma gives 'em a bath and drenches that mf in johnson's baby lotion. that pink blob of matter, that CLEARLY doesn't fkn matter since it's not helping you think critically, should be sealed TIGHTLY in a glass jar, sitting on the shelf of a fridge with multiple locks on it, in a government-protected lab with military personnel guarding every damn door, from the entrance of lab, to the exit of the mf building, all the way to five miles from the damn estate, bc you have some serious shit going on up there! we need the world's sharpest scientists on yo ass. you’re such a danger to society that those same scientists gon have to sign an nda and agree to be hung at the stake like we turned back time if they open their mouths to speak about the research they’ve done on you. munch on THAT, silly hoe ‼️‼️💥

and let it digest bc i'm sure you haven't had time for meals the way you n your alter ego hv been the only ones fighting for you up till 4 in the morning. either that or you couldn’t keep anything down but a “small fry” from mcdonald’s after the way mfs kept gagging tf out of you, i’m talking full on fists in the back of your messy, acidic, mouth type shit, had you throwing up profusely and praying to the lord for mercy, which he has yet to grant you with, hence why you keep using that middle school ass insult on mfs referring to them as the shit you eat for every meal of the day like you’re gna slam them into a locker disney channel style and ask for their lunch money so you can buy a blunt to spark up after school to silence the seven voices.

i done told your ass GTB!!! you don’t listen but you should have.

you thought this was bout to be you when in reality EVERYONE played the shit out of you AND one of the many voices in your head that somehow managed to create a tumblr account LMFAO your fuck up count is so high that we don’t even need sony to finish miles’ damn spider-man triology cz the amount of times you’ve slipped up is beyond the goddamn spider-verse and the voices in your head are your canon event. we can set those animators free since your tomfoolery makes for a third movie, so contact amy pascal or whoever about a flight to the premiere nd a fat check so you can put that $$$ towards some professional help instead of a professionally crafted mixed drink 🍹🤭🙏

sis even tried to fake a location and post a pic of her legs like that did jack mfkn shit like baby my name isn’t dan shneider, i don’t want to see your MF FEET!!! bro said she from "canada welland" LMFASKJNDA you in welland but you still unwell? imagine that! only bree y’all!! 👏👏👏

maybe if your stupid ass said ontario, you coulda sold it better, you airhead. even so, you edited a mf map and thought you had another "GOTCHA MF!!!!" moment but i cleared you so bad that the gag ball migdalia gifted to you when you were knees deep in the public trash can searching far and wide for scraps like that fuckass sesame street character took it upon itself to levitate like dua lipa and re-insert itself between those white ass crusty ass chapped ass lips. and ik you’re in dire need of chapstick from all the vodka you consume. got them lips feeling like mt. everest when you swipe a thumb along on those rocky road, unpaved pavement, gravely mfs.

and since live action remakes are so common these days, i think they should make a sesame street live action with humans. they should cast you as that dumpster diving warrior anyway. you won’t even need to audition bc ik you’re a perfect fit and they’ll know when they see you too! they won’t even have to make a costume, nd that’s cheaper on their part, yeah? 😴 be of service

you steady yappin in my inbox talking a whole bunch of bs. stop speaking already, beer breath. you're making a fool of yourself on the internet but it's okay bc the gc will keep laughing, my irls will laugh when they see this, and so will everyone else on tumblr who comes across your nonsense, you ditzy hoe!! i'd wish you on my worst enemies 🫶

on a more serious note, what you fail to realize is that i'm not like you, bree. i don't take you or anything you say seriously boo, i'm js fine! never took offense ever… unlike you, i'll never make a second account to defend myself when i could do ts here and actually stand on business like i am right mfkn now. i'll never let an internet mf hv me in my feelings, give me anxiety, or make me threaten to delete my blog, etc. none of these hoes hv ever kept me up at night, i gts w the biggest smile on my face knowing i make mfs mad over dumb shit, but i can see i'm keeping YOU up at night, hence why you're yapping @ 4am witcho hypocritical self. ik those eyes are bloodshot from crying and good. i hope they’re crimson now.

you saw how i was having a ball w those weak ass gwiles stans when they came at me?? i give ZERO fucks. you'd have to pay me big money to even give half of a fuck. i troll the HELL out of mfs and have so much fun doing so. unfortunately, you don't have the peace of mind to do any of this bc you're insecure & "weak sauce" as you say. you're fragile and easy to anger. you were gna let miles and gwen shippers run you off tumblr LMFAOO had me sending dms to console you.. i should've told you to press delete and never look tf back. 😭 girl you should not be on here if you’re made of glass anyway. instead of blocking mfs and deleting inboxes, you took your anger out on them and they laughed at your pathetic self. i can't even blame them. i'm starting to see why people like poking fun at you n pissing you off in your inbox, you're just low-priced entertainment, the only "fee" being the nasty comments you can't seem to ignore in your inbox even if jesus came back and told you to! 🤷‍♀️😬

i will never be caught in such lies and i'll most DEFINITELY never be caught arguing w someone new every day of the summer over some bs. you were in the bahamas, where you primarily reside, battling anons like ts was the great war, letting nobodies hurt your feeling n whatnot. i was in jamaica on vacation, riding atvs, going to multiple beaches, out venturing, and having a mf BALL! we are not the same!!! 🙋‍♀️ bree, you are UNWELL. even the mfs ion fw agree.. you reblogged maye talm bout "you don't like me maye? / gen" nd let me be the first to say that NOBODY LIKES YOU BREE!! you are INSUFFERABLE 😭 like WOW! never seen nun like this b4. you're worse than rashad, at least he shut his trap. it's even funnier cz ik you were the anon in maye's inbox talking about "bae still fw you"... call me crazy, but ion think she feels the same way 🤷‍♀️ you and rashad are very alike, he’s the one you should’ve found a friend in. sorrows, sorrows, prayers.

“#still not bree” is correct bc this can’t be the same mf that claims to have ‘mastered’ the idgaf war when you give out more fucks than a freshman in college who just moved out of their strict household nd is ready to get down nd dirty and let out that built up pressure after holding it in for an excruciatingly long eighteen years.. 😭🫢

instead of begging your dad for spider-man 2, you should've begged him for some therapy or some kind of psychological evaluation cz you BEEN needed to be within four padded walls rockin' a straightjacket no jt, no yung miami like YESTERDAYYY 🗣️🗣️ nd fuming over miles and hailey's kiss isn't a healthy coping mechanism, i fear. 🥱 work on ya mfkn mental then follow that up w ya dental, beer breath.

n e way, i'll either "give it up" when i feel like it, or once you "stfu forever." nd guess the fuck what? you're gna deal w it baby. take it like a mf CHAMP like you say you can. because i know i will. also, thanks boo! 😋 the 13 year old discord keyboard warrior in me got to come out of retirement and she really enjoyed that!!!!! 🙌🙌 she had fun and she is ecstatic she got to be here today.

you know damn well i’m not the one. you seem to hv to forgotten though, so let this serve as a reminder. play with your mother, not me.

as always, bless! 💓

🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽 you’re Bree

Gotta take a picture holding up my username like im a cam girl to beat the allegations 😭😭😭

#IM NOT THE ONE MF 🔥🔥#ik your head is empty #but surely you can remember THAT

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