#Lightheartedly of course

[ace-detectiv3]

Link Click fans are so scary I'll be thinking something silly and the person next to me would be like "The minor silly thing is actually a reference to [ The Horrors ] "

[pandoraroid]

milo lowkey hates being an outfit repeater and asher makes it his business to be an outfit rememberer just to mess with him

[dykesbat]

my mom asked me what my wish list was and i jokingly went thit heo quay and she hit me and told me she's sick of me kjhbvcgfchgvjjg

[glitchotic]

being gay and yearnful and autistic is the worst cos its like yeah i unironically want a partner so i can cosplay and make out in said cosplay. just shove me in the locker already i know ive made it clear im nerdtron central

[gluffering]

Message to my brain: PLEASE hyperfixate on something else, my consiousness is going to become Teyvat at this rate. I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. I can't be "the Genshin friend" for the longterm, my dignity guys it's in shambles.

[krazieka2]

Blions first kill

[online-silkmoth]

most of these are stinkers but the sheer scale of it is just

my famous very very very long filtering list

only two of them, hades and deltarune, are for avoiding spoilers

is this wrong? am i bad? do i have a hateful soul?

[kalcium-yippee]

If I see one more "SBG FAST PASS EP 80 SPOILERS" without a 'keep reading' cut causing me to get spoiler flashed unintentionally cuz idk when I need to scroll fast I will wring someone's neck

[synthshenanigans]

Days gone without a new chonny jash song killing me, my emotions, stealing my wallet, my heart, my home & me thanking said song for it anyway: 0

[leadandblood]

when the fic says 'everyone lives AU' but Jartnell, Braine and Torrington are still dead

[cable-salamdr]

☹️

Sorry @macaroni-stars and @cable-salamdr I didn’t mean to unleash the bubonic plague on you :(

[incorrect-mairuma]

Kirio: Ocho gave me a "get better soon" card.

Atori: Oh! Well, that's nice!

Kirio: I wasn't ill; he just thinks I can do better?

Ocho, from a distance: Go fuck yourself, Kirio!

[stitches4hearts]

theres some mutuals ive got on here where were like Constantly having some convergent evolution shit happen to a frankly unnerving degree. I wasnt looking for likr 3 seconds and now Multiple of me and my mutuals are batty girls. or like suddenly right when i start being more of a vampire i have like 5 other mutuals who start bloodposting vampirestyle. Or ill be like "been listening to this gothic post punk band from the 80s that only 3 other people in the world ever knew existed" and lo and behold some mutual ive maybe only spoken to once is one of those three and discovered them the same time i did. STOP THAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DISTINCT AND DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!! (this is the fault of nobody)

[doomted]

i shouldnt be allowed to rb those 'what character do i remind you of' posts because like. Yeah i wonder who i make people think of... 🤔🤔🤔

[scarlets-maximoff]

i mean... i guess that configures the "sex starts in the mind first" premise? but it also ends on the mind, seeing for how long we debated (and also how fun it was).

imagine being completely fucked out but getting into an almost socratic argument over logical reasoning in a hypothetical trial situation right afterwards

[squoobest]

what the hell 😭 team valley speak to me