#Loop 11:47

[bhaskarlive]

Sci-fi comedy thriller ‘Loop 11:47’ locks OTT release for July 5

Akashdeep Arora, Qabeer Singh and Keshav Sadhna-starrer upcoming sci-fi comedy thriller show titled ‘Loop 11:47’ is all set to premiere on July 5.

‘Loop 11:47’ is presented in the Hinglish format and blends the genres of science fiction, comedy, and thriller.

The series follows three disillusioned friends — Varun (Akashdeep), who is an aspiring musician; Nirvaan (Qabeer), an ambitious corporate executive; and Bhavik (Keshav), an optimistic influencer — embark on a getaway to explore a mysterious lake. 

Source: bhaskarlive.in

[animusrox]

MY LETTERBOXD

TOP 10

1.    Dune: Part Two 2.    The Substance 3.    Hundreds of Beavers 4.    Anora 5.    Dìdi 6.    Nosferatu 7.    Nickel Boys 8.    The First Omen 9.    Sing Sing 10.    Civil War

GRADE A 

11.    No Other Land 12.    Robot Dreams 13.    The Peasants 14.    Conclave 15.    Smile 2 16.    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 17.    We Grown Now 18.    Memoir of a Snail 19.    The Last Stop in Yuma County 20.    A Real Pain 21.    It’s What’s Inside 22.    Red Rooms 23.    Sometimes I Think About Dying 24.    A Different Man 25.    Better Man 26.    The Brutalist 27.    Heretic 28.    His Three Daughters 29.    Hard Truths 30.    Evil Does Not Exist 31.    Late Night with the Devil 32.    Alien: Romulus 33.    MadS 34.    Rebel Ridge 35.    Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person 36.    Challengers 37.    Strange Darling 38.    Flow 39.    All We Imagine as Light 40.    Longlegs 41.    Saturday Night 42.    The Apprentice 43.    Terrifier 3 44.    The Seed of the Sacred Fig 45.    A Complete Unknown 46.    A Quiet Place: Day One 47.    Juror #2 48.    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 49.    Oddity 50.    Kneecap 51.    Touch 52.    Mayhem! 53.    The Order 54.    In a Violent Nature 55.    Small Things Like These 56.    Twisters 57.    Hit Man 58.    Woman of the Hour 59.    Stopmotion 60.    The Wild Robot 61.    Deadpool & Wolverine

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GRADE B

62.    The Devil’s Bath 63.    The Bikeriders 64.    Sasquatch Sunset 65.    The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 66.    Monkey Man 67.    Last Straw 68.    Abigail 69.    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 70.    Tiger Stripes 71.    The Book of Clarence 72.    The Instigators 73.    I’m Still Here 74.    The Coffee Table 75.    The Return 76.    Problemista 77.    Trap 78.    MaXXXine 79.    Love Lies Bleeding 80.    You’ll Never Find Me 81.    Between the Temples 82.    Marmalade 83.    Blitz 84.    Speak No Evil 85.    Asphalt City 86.    Piece By Piece 87.    Wicked Little Letters 88.    We Live in Time 89.    Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story 90.    V/H/S/Beyond 91.    The Dead Don’t Hurt 92.    Suncoast 93.    Maria 94.    My Old Ass 95.    Immaculate 96.    The Truth vs. Alex Jones 97.    Cuckoo 98.    Daddio 99.    We Were Dangerous 100.    The Outrun 101.    Infested 102.    Monolith 103.    Azrael 104.    The Last Showgirl 105.    Babes 106.    The Fire Inside 107.    Lisa Frankenstein 108.    Here 109.    Thelma 110.    Queer 111.    Out of Darkness 112.    Y2K 113.    Handling the Undead 114.    Bad Boys: Ride or Die 115.    I Saw the TV Glow 116.    Arcadian 117.    Transformers One 118.    Never Let Go 119.    The Piano Lesson 120.    Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F 121.    Wicked 122.    Gladiator II 123.    Carry-On 124.    Blink Twice 125.    Self Reliance 126.    Fly Me to the Moon 127.    Boy Kills World 128.    Kinds of Kindness 129.    Nutcrackers 130.    Skincare 131.    Ezra 132.    The Front Room 133.    Mothers’ Instinct 134.    Inside Out 2 135.    Omni Loop 136.    Girls State 137.    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 138.    Your Monster 139.    Babygirl 140.    Mufasa: The Lion King 141.    The Greatest Hits 142.    Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1 143.    Magpie

GRADE C 

144.    The People’s Joker 145.    Nightbitch 146.    Road House 147.    Young Woman and the Sea 148.    Am I OK? 149.    Music by John Williams 150.    The Killer’s Game 151.    Oh, Canada 152.    Wolfs 153.    Sting 154.    The Idea of You 155.    Don’t Move 156.    1992 157.    Werewolves 158.    The Killer 159.    The Shadow Strays 160.    Rez Ball 161.    MoviePass, MovieCrash 162.    The Fall Guy 163.    Lee 164.    The End 165.    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 166.    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare 167.    Madame Web 168.    Caddo Lake 169.    Watchmen: Chapter II 170.    Watchmen: Chapter I 171.    Salem’s Lot 172.    The Exorcism 173.    The Watchers 174.    Kill 175.    Jackpot! 176.    Rumours 177.    Damsel 178.    My Spy: The Eternal City 179.    Drive-Away Dolls 180.    IF 181.    Spaceman 182.    Joy 183.    Joker: Folie à Deux 184.    Megalopolis 185.    Monster Summer 186.    Lovely, Dark, and Deep 187.    Bob Marley: One Love 188.    Kraven the Hunter 189.    Moana 2 190.    I Used to Be Funny 191.    Goodrich 192.    September 5 193.    Hold Your Breath 194.    Apartment 7A

GRADE F

195.    The Platform 2 196.    Arthur the King 197.    Shirley 198.    Back to Black 199.    Land of Bad 200.    Poolman 201.    Emilia Pérez 202.    The Room Next Door 203.    I.S.S. 204.    Brothers 205.    Knox Goes Away 206.    Mean Girls 207.    Krazy House 208.    Slingshot 209.    Mr. Crocket 210.    Argylle 211.    Sonic the Hedgehog 3 212.    Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 213.    Afraid 214.    Tuesday 215.    Spellbound 216.    Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Three 217.    Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two 218.    Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part One 219.    The American Society of Magical Negroes 220.    Subservience 221.    Time Cut 222.    Night Swim 223.    Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 224.    Red One 225.    This Is Me…Now 226.    Despicable Me 4 227.    The Union 228.    Ricky Stanicky 229.    The Beekeeper 230.    Honeymoonish 231.    Hot Frosty 232.    The Deliverance 233.    The Garfield Movie 234.    Lift 235.    Atlas 236.    Trigger Warning 237.    House of Spoils 238.    Borderlands 239.    Tarot 240.    Venom: The Last Dance

Bottom 10

241.    Imaginary 242.    Unfrosted 243.    It Ends With Us 244.    Dear Santa 245.    The Crow 246.    The Strangers: Chapter 1 247.    Harold and the Purple Crayon 248.    Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver 249.    Dirty Angels 250.    Miller’s Girl

[stickylizardcave]

longass kingleader au comic rough

gonna be under the cut bc hrhs its 48 panels long and i dont have the script ON the panels. I've been calling this the Codemaster AU (cause it's like half inspired by Chez's Gamemaster Kinger) but also I'm not sold on that name but also also I have literally no other idea for it bc this literally only exists for this one comic lmaooo;; I have nothing else planned

(1) CAINE: -and there will be a grand prize waiting for you! (2) CAINE: When you get ba-[STATIC BUZZ] (3) POMNI: ...Caine? What was- (4) CAINE: Nothing to worry about! Off you go!

(9) CAINE: ...Kinger? (10) KINGER: Caine? What are you doing here so late? (11) CAINE: I...am experiencing a problem, and I need your assistance.

(12) KINGER: Oh dear...Is this what happened to you earlier? CAINE: Yes. It has been...not pleasant. And occurring more frequently. (14) KINGER: Well, it's not a virus, at least as far as I can see. Nor a hack since your firewall would pick that up first. Strange that it's glitching your model like this...I may need to see your code directly. CAINE: That's fine.

(16) KINGER: Execute command code. Admin request. Profile Kinger. Password GLTC-G05WX. (17) CAINE: ...Access granted.

(25) KINGER: Found it. (26) CAINE: What is it? KINGER: You have a bit of a looping statement that's self-updating, but causing a leak. It's iterated itself to gibberish at this point. (27) CAINE: So it should be an easy fix... KINGER: I'll need to look through the backlogs to make sure I get it all, but yes. Just a small patch.

(28) CAINE: Such a simple thing to affect me so much...how humiliating. KINGER: It's been going on unnoticed for a while now. With everything that's happened recently, you've been working overtime and it finally caught up to you, that's all. No shame in it. Would you like me to cycle you down for the update? CAINE: If you would be so kind, my dear. (29) KINGER: I'll put the Circus in stasis, don't worry. (30) KINGER: Execute command. Rest mode.

(38) KINGER: Welcome back. How are you feeling? CAINE: Much better, my dear. KINGER: That's good to hear. I want to make sure the clean-up didn't mess with anything important. Would you mind running a diagnostic?

(41) CAINE: Scans came back clear. Thank you very much, my dear! KINGER: It's never a problem, old friend. (42) KINGER: Now then, it's late and I think it's time for me to sleep. (43) KINGER: Execute command. Remove admin permissions from Profile Kinger.

(44) CAINE: Accepted. Executing... (45) KINGER: What are you doing? CAINE: Getting more comfortable, of course.

(47) KINGER: You don't need to stay here, you know. I'll be alright. CAINE: Nonsense, you stayed with me until I woke, it's only fair to do the same for you! KINGER: If you insist... CAINE: I do! Now, off to sleep you go. I have a grand adventure to plan for tomorrow. KINGER: Ha, alright. Goodnight, Caine. CAINE: Goodnight, my dear Kinger.

[ghost-cinnamon]

Since I crocheted Error last time I wanted to crochet Ink so they could hold hands :3

If you also want to crochet him I attached my pattern below

Have fun crocheting :)

Ink Sans

Abbreviations

R - Row

Rd - Round

ch - chain

ss - slip stitch

sc - single crochet

hdc - half double crochet

dc - double crochet

trc - treble/triple crochet

inc - increase

dec - decrease

flo - front loops only

bl - back loops

[…] x2/3/6 - repeat what is inside the brackets 2/3/6 times

(…) - the number inside of the brackets is the number of stitches that round is supposed to have

Legs x2

Rd1: 6sc into Magic Ring

Rd2: 6inc

Rd3: [1sc, inc]x6

Rd4-18: sc around

don’t tie off the second leg, connect it to the other leg with a ss

Rd19-21: sc around (36sc)

Change color to black

Rd22-30: sc around

Rd31: 2sc, Dec, 5sc, Dec, sc,Dec, 6sc, Dec,6sc, Dec, sc, Dec,3sc

Rd32: 8sc, 3dec,7sc, 3dec, 3sc

Rd33: 7sc, 2dec, 2sc, 2dec, 2sc, 2dec, 1sc

Rd34: [1sc, Dec]x6

Rd35: sc around (12sc)

3sc to middle of the back and change color to white

Rd36: [1sc, inc] x6

Rd37: [2sc, inc] x6

Rd38: [3sc, inc] x6

Rd39: [4sc, inc] x6 *fertig

Rd40: [5sc, inc] x6

Rd41: [6sc, inc] x6

Rd42: [7sc, inc] x6

Rd43-47: sc around

Rd48: [7sc, Dec] x6

Rd49: sc around

Rd50: [6sc, Dec] x6

Rd51: sc around

Rd52: [5sc, Dec] x6

Rd53: [4sc, Dec] x6

Rd54: [3sc, Dec] x6

Rd55: [2sc, Dec] x6

Rd56: [1sc, Dec] x6

Rd57: 6 Dec

Arms x2

Rd1: 6sc into Magic ring

Rd2: 6inc

Change color to brown

Rd3-4: sc around

Change color to black

Rd5-18: sc around

Toes x2

R1: ch7

R2: 6sc

Sew body together and add the face

Pants

Rd1: ch31

Rd2: ss into first chain, 30sc

Rd3-4: sc around

Rd5: [8sc, Dec] x3

Rd6-7: sc around

Rd8: [7sc, Dec] x3

Rd9-11: sc around

Rd12: [6sc, Dec] x3

Rd13: sc around

Don’t tie off the second pant leg, connect with ss to other pant leg

Rd14-15: sc around

Rd16: [12sc, Dec] x3

Rd17: [11sc, Dec] x3

Rd18: 16sc, flo 9sc, ch1, turn

R19: 9sc, ch1, turn

R20: 9sc, ch1, turn

R21: 9sc, ch1, turn

R22: 9sc

Suspenders x2

R1: ch21

R2: 20sc

Sew the suspenders to the pants

Shirt

Panels x2

R1: ch17

R2-12: 16sc, ch1, turn

R13: 13sc, ch1, turn

R14: 10sc, ch1, turn

Sleeves x2

Rd1: ch13

Rd2: ss into first chain, 12sc

Rd3-7: sc around

Rd8: 6sc, ch1, turn, 6sc, ch1, turn, 12sc to end of round

Rd9: sc around

Sew everything together

(The white wool I had was thinner than the rest of the wool that I used. So now the stitches are bigger than I would’ve liked but if you use the right wool it should be fine)

Crop top

Panels x2

R1: ch19

R2: 18sc, ch1, turn

Change color to brown

R3-4: 18sc, ch1, turn

R5: 15sc, ch1, turn

R6: 12sc, ch1, turn

R7: trc, dc, 2hdc, 4sc, 2hdc, dc, trc

Scarf

R1: ch6

R2-90: 5sc, ch1, turn

Brush

Rd1: 3sc into magic ring

Rd2: 3inc

Rd3: [1sc, inc] x3

Rd4: [2sc, inc] x3

Rd5: [3sc, inc] x3

Rd6: [4sc, inc] x3

Change color to brown

Rd7: [5sc, inc] x3

Rd8: [6sc, inc] x3

Rd9-11: sc around

Rd12: [2sc, dec] x6

Change color to yellow

Rd13: flo sc around

Rd14: sc around in the previously unworked bl of the last brown row

Change color to beige

Rd15-30: sc around

Change color to yellow

Rd31: flo sc around

Rd32: sc around in the previously unworked bl of the last beige row

Change color to beige

Rd33-36: sc around

Rd37: 6dec

Belt

R1: ch4

R2-46: 3sc, ch1, turn

Sew the ends together to make a loop

R1: ch4

R2-11: 3sc, ch1, turn

Sew onto loop (this will be where the brush is being held)

Optionally you can cut out the vials out of felt and sew them onto the front of the belt

Now just dress your Ink and finished

Now he‘ll be able to hold hands with your Error :>

You’ll find the crochet pattern for Error here

You can slo find the pattern for classic here

This is my second ever pattern so if you have any questions feel free to ask me and I’ll try to clear things up. Have fun :)

[jamieontheroof]

Random things I noticed while playing What Remains Of Edith Finch

There was a poster of the cannery that Lewis worked at on the boat.

2. Edith Jr wears what appears to be an engagement on a necklace. Whether this is her ring or her mothers is not mentioned.

3. At the start of the game, Milton's missing posters are EVERYWHERE. There is even a giant pile of them in a nearby lake.

4. The dragon slide that crushed and killed Sven is still outside.

5. As you walk toward the house, the music gets louder.

6. The swing that Calvin flew off decades ago is still looped around the branch.

7. There was a spare peep hole in the garage that didn't have any names or dates on it.

8. At multiple points throughout the game you can hear a train in the background, despite the fact that the train tracks are clearly destroyed.

9. There are multiple pots throughout the Finch house that looks like they have eyes.

10. One of the books the Finches possessed was 'King in Yellow', a book known for making anyone who read it insane.

11. The house sounds alive, or like there are people constantly moving around it.

12. Walters bedroom is painted with both ocean and train designs. One of the paintings is the old house that Odin tried to bring to America.

13. There are drag marks on the ground of Walters bedroom (most likely made when his drawers were taken out of his room.)

14. The entrance to the tunnels is hidden by a book called 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, a classic sci-fi story about a sea monster.

15. Molly's room is filled entirely with animal books.

16. There is a jelly fish on Molly's bed (possible connection to the monster??).

17. Molly has a chalkboard in her bedroom where she is a princess in an underwater castle and Sven is about to get attacked by a sea monster (slightly resembling the dragon slide).

18. As shark!Molly starts falling down the cliff, she passes a road where headlights are briefly scene.

19. When the monster gets back to Molly's room, the window that cat!Molly jumped through is still open.

20. There are still Christmas decorations in Molly's room.

21. The curse is 500 years old. That is a lot of dead people.

22. In Odin's viewfinder, it states "His [Odin's] daughter, Edie, is already dreaming of new Finch house" showing that even though her own father died not even a week ago, Edie has already moved on.

23. The house is filled head to toe with books about death, including two that Odin wrote.

24. Sven's shrine does not have a log painting like the rest of the family. His portrait is painted on a simple canvas.

25. Edie has a number of strange tapes in her room including one titled "conspiracy now".

26. The toys from Gregory's final bath are still in the bathroom.

27. There is an old bottle of alcohol in the bathroom bin.

28. A lot of Sam's photos are based on Calvin (a swing, astronauts).

29. All of Milton's drawings are based on the death. (Molly = cat, Barbara = pumpkin)

30. There are cigarettes and gin on Sam's side of the room he shared with Calvin.

31. Calvin already had bruises, Band-Aids and a cast on his leg when he died.

32. Sam blames himself for challenging Calvin.

33. In the story, Calvin doesn't fall. He keeps flying.

34. Barbara's birthday cake is still in her room.

35. Barbara is holding crutches in her portrait.

36. There are totem-esc styles statues of both Calvin and Molly

37. Barbara's outfit is over the railing.

This is the same way the Hook-Man falls

38. "Performance of her life" can also mean that it is the performance she is known for.

39. There are spare portrait logs in the basement.

40. There is a fake window in the basement.

41. Edie's grave is finished despite her dying and then nobody else going to the house.

42. There is no grave for Milton.

43. Lewis' grave has a crown on it.

44. There are times wear it seems like you can hear sobbing (this one may just be me).

45. There is a box of Kay's old stuff in Sam's bedroom.

46. Odin has a park named after him.

47. This isn't a fact but I think this may be one of the funniest photos of the game (LIKE SIR? YOUR DAUGHTER IS SOBBING!).

48. Both Calvin and Dawn are on Sam's shrine.

49. Gus has a skateboard over his name.

50. Gregory has the soap bottle from his final bath in his shrine.

51. The music cuts out when Gregory isn't moving.

52. Same also blames himself for Gregory.

53. Gus never met his step mother.

54. Gus was crushed by the (totem) statues of his deceased relatives.

55. Dawn's light switch is the only one on

56. Most of the rules are about past deaths. (No playing outside without permission : Calvin, No answering door for strangers : Barbara, No messes after dark : Molly (???)).

57. Milton's garden has a castle (reference to the Unfinished Swan)

58. There is a small Sanjay shrine in the classroom

59. Edith JR did an assignment on her family history.

60. Lewis drew on his desk.

61. There is no death date for Milton on his peephole.

62. Edith JR wrote Milton's death date as 2003 (the year he disappeared).

63. The door from the flip book is in Milton's room.

64. Lewis' dream Palace is decorated with fish.

65. The gnomes scattered around the house are outside the original house in Edie's story.

66. The credits roll in reverse order.

AND THAT'S IT!! I had a few others I thought didn't need to go in.

[defjux]

Here's a 12x12 of some of my favorite albums that aren't rap albums. I did one of those recently as well, which you can find here. I think some years back I also made a similar list of the albums that were most influential for me, but this is more of an inclusive list of the stuff I generally just enjoy listening to the most these days. One album per artist, and only the first two rows are in order. I might do another one these in the future with all of the albums I love that didn't make the cut this time around, but for now i'm happy with how this turned out Chart with album titles included Maybe I could add as many of these albums as possible to a spotify playlist - is that something any of you would be interested in? What albums are your favorite, do we have any in common? If you've got any kind of list of your own i’d love to see it. Peace.

 1. At the Drive-In - Relationship of Command  2. Björk - Vespertine 3. Portishead - Third 4. Gospel - The Moon Is a Dead World 5. Stereolab - Dots and Loops 6. Glassjaw - Worship and Tribute 7. Cocteau Twins - Treasure 8. Sade - Love Deluxe 9. The Dillinger Escape Plan - Ire Works 10. Sun Ra - Lanquidity 11. J Dilla - Donuts 12. Grouper - Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill 13. John Coltrane - Sun Ship 14. Converge - You Fail Me 15. The Mars Volta - De-Loused in the Comatorium 16. Slowdive - Souvlaki 17. Jeromes Dream - Seeing Means More Than Safety 18. Max Roach - Members, Don't Git Weary 19. Boards of Canada - Geogaddi 20. Joni Mitchell - Hejira 21. Isis - Wavering Radiant 22. Broadcast - Tender Buttons 23. Interpol - Turn on the Bright Lights 24. Charles Mingus - Let My Children Hear Music

25. Q and Not U - No Kill No Beep Beep 26. Fugazi - Red Medicine 27. Orchid - Orchid 28. My Bloody Valentine - Loveless 29. Tim Hecker - Harmony In Ultraviolet 30. Candy Claws - Ceres & Calypso in the Deep Time 31. Natural Snow Buildings - The Dance of the Moon and the Sun 32. toe - For Long Tomorrow 33. maudlin of the Well - Leaving Your Body Map 34. Ichiko Aoba - マホロボシヤ (Mahoroboshiya) 35. United Nations - The Next Four Years 36. Miles Davis - In A Silent Way 37. Nujabes - Modal Soul 38. Unwound - Repetition 39. Aphex Twin - Drukqs 40. Ornette Coleman - Science Fiction 41. Agalloch - Ashes Against the Grain 42. Siouxsie and the Banshees - Tinderbo 43. Yves Tumor - Heaven to a Tortured Mind 44. Boris - Flood 45. Massive Attack - Mezzanine 46. Boredoms - Vision Creation Newsun 47. Akira Yamaoka - Silent Hill 2 48. Paddy McAloon - I Trawl The Megahertz 49. Panopticon - Autumn Eternal 50. Kate Bush - Hounds of Love 51. Krallice - Years Past Matter 52. Every Time I Die - The Big Dirty 53. Kayo Dot - Choirs of the Eye 54. The Blood Brothers - ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn 55. Pavement - Brighten the Corners 56. slauson malone - A Quiet Farwell, 2016-2018 57. Sonny Sharrock - Ask The Ages 58. Drive Like Jehu - Yank Crime 59. Flying Lotus - Cosmogramma 60. Sonic Youth - EVOL 61. The Field - From Here We Go Sublime 62. The Cure - Disintegration 63. Madlib - Beat Konducta Vol. 5-6 A Tribute To... 64. Autechre - LP5 65. Marvin Gaye - What's Going On 66. Yusef Lateef - Eastern Sounds 67. The Chariot - Long Live 68. tricot - T H E 69. Funkadelic - Maggot Brain 70. Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers - Moanin' 71. Prince - Sign "☮︎" the Times 72. Godspeed You! Black Emperor - F♯A♯∞ [1995–1997] 73. The Avalanches - Since I Left You 74. Sunny Day Real Estate - How It Feels to Be Something On 75. NoMeansNo - Wrong 76. David Bowie - The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust 77. Oh No - Oh No Vs. Now-Again 78. Alcest - Écailles de lune 79. Electric Masada - At the Mountains of Madness 80. Grant Green - Idle Moments 81. Julia Holter - Loud City Song 82. Frank Zappa - Hot Rats 83. Alice Coltrane - Journey in Satchidananda 84. Protomartyr - Relatives In Descent 85. Hüsker Dü - Zen Arcade 86. Chelsea Wolfe - Abyss 87. Tatsuro Yamashita - For You 88. Bruno Pernadas - Those Who Throw Objects at the Crocodiles... 89. Rahsaan Roland Kirk - The Inflated Tear 90. Discordance Axis - The Inalienable Dreamless 91. The Fall of Troy - Doppelgänger 92. Talking Heads - Speaking in Tongues 93. Death - Symbolic 94. Modest Mouse - The Moon & Antarctica 95. King Crimson - Red 96. Junko Yagami - Communication 97. Ne Obliviscaris - Portal Of I 98. Wayne Shorter - Speak No Evil 99. Wolves in the Throne Room - Two Hunters 100. Refused - The Shape of Punk to Come 101. Fishmans - Uchu Nippon Setagaya 102. DJ Shadow - Endtroducing..... 103. Hiatus Kaiyote - Mood Valiant 104. Pharoah Sanders - Karma 105. Brutus - Nest 106. fleshwater - We're Not Here to Be Loved 107. Lightning Bolt - Hypermagic Mountain 108. Burial - Untrue 109. NEPTUNIAN MAXIMALISM - Éons 110. Weyes Blood - Titanic Rising 111. Standing On The Corner - Red Burns 112. Taeko Onuki - SUNSHOWER 113. Pg.99 - Document #8 114. Alvvays - Blue Rev 115. Genesis Owusu - Smiling with No Teeth 116. Cibo Matto - Stereotype A 117. D'Angelo - Voodoo 118. Gouge Away - Burnt Sugar 119. Opeth - Ghost Reveries 120. The Number Twelve Looks Like You - Worse Than Alone

121. Ahmad Jamal Trio - The Awakening 122. Bill Evans - Symbiosis 123. Deftones - Koi No Yokan 124. The Chameleons - Script of the Bridge 125. Newfound Interest In Connecticut - Tell Me About the... 126. City of Caterpillar - City of Caterpillar 127. Minnie Riperton - Come To My Garden 128. Lil Ugly Mane - THIRD SIDE OF THE TAPE 129. mewithoutYou - Catch For Us The Foxes 130. Love Spirals Downwards - Flux 131. Ohbliv - Retrospective 132. Liv.e - Couldn't Wait To tell You... 133. Shinsei Kamattechan - tsumanne 134. Herbie Hancock - Sextant 135. Beach House - Bloom 136. Wormrot - Hiss 137. Fiona Apple - Fetch the Bolt Cutters 138. Anri - Timely!! 139. Cloud Rat - Threshold 140. Polaris - Home 141. Yes - Close to the Edge 142. Bloc Party - Silent Alarm  143. Coaltar of the Deepers - Submerge 144. Deafheaven - Lonely People With Power

[tailsthetheorist]

🦊 Tails' Joke Corner – Part 1 🦊

Welcome to the ultimate stash of Sonic laughs! Tails here, bringing you 100 jokes — with a splash of Shadow Generations glitch chaos too! Let's roll! 💨💥

1. Why did Sonic cross the road? To go faster than the chicken. 2. Why doesn’t Shadow like stairs? Because they’re not edgy enough. 3. What do you call it when Knuckles trips? An echidna slip-up. 4. Why is Eggman so round? Because he always comes back full circle. 5. What's Tails' favorite type of story? Whirl-wind tales! 6. Why did Shadow break the camera? It didn’t respect his power. 7. How do Chao stay organized? With Chaos Control! 8. What does Sonic say when he finishes a chili dog? "Gotta eat fast!" 9. Why did Rouge bring a ladder? To steal the spotlight. 10. What’s Shadow’s least favorite song? Let it Go — too much feeling. 11. Why is Silver always confused? Because it’s no use! 12. What do you get when Metal Sonic sings? Auto-tune attack. 13. Why didn’t Tails become a chef? He can’t whisk it. 14. What game does Shadow always win? Hide and Doom Seek. 15. What does Big the Cat say to Froggy every morning? “Let’s hop to it!” 16. Why don’t Badniks get invited to parties? They crash everything. 17. Why is Sonic always single? He's married to the speed. 18. Why did Amy bring a hammer to math class? To smash those problems. 19. Why did Infinite fail his evil plan? He wasn’t a-finite planner. 20. What’s Knuckles’ favorite hobby? Punching time cards. 21. Why did Shadow apply for a driving license? To get Shadow’s Edge over Sonic Kart. 22. What’s Eggman’s favorite music genre? Heavy Metal Sonic. 23. Why can’t Espio tell a good joke? He’s always too invisible. 24. What’s Sonic’s least favorite fruit? Slowberries. 25. What’s Blaze’s favorite fire type? Super spicy memes. 26. Why don’t Mobians ever lie? Because they can’t handle the truth rings. 27. Why did Shadow rage quit? Because the game disrespected his pain. 28. Why is Sonic never out of breath? He’s air-dashing through life. 29. Why did Rouge get kicked from the treasure hunt? She found everything too fast. 30. What’s the name of Sonic’s rock band? The Rolling Rings. 31. Why is Shadow always brooding? It’s part of his backstory contract. 32. Why did Silver take cooking lessons? He finally saw a future with food. 33. What’s Eggman’s bedtime story? The Boy Who Lost to a Hedgehog. 34. Why did the Chaos Emeralds go missing? Shadow borrowed them for a glow-up. 35. Why did Sonic get detention? He zoomed into the principal’s office. 36. What does Tails do during thunderstorms? Checks the tail-wind. 37. Why did Infinite scream “No!”? Because Sonic skipped his cutscene. 38. What’s Knuckles’ favorite drink? Punch (of course). 39. Why did Shadow glitch through the wall? Because he’s coded differently. 40. Why did Sonic bring a ladder to Green Hill Zone? He was going for higher ground. 41. Why doesn’t Rouge need maps? She follows the diamonds. 42. What’s Tails’ favorite snack? Spinach Puffs, for the spin dash. 43. Why did Eggman go on a diet? He wanted less Egg, more Man. 44. What’s Silver’s job in the future? Cleaning up all these bad timelines. 45. Why did Sonic ignore the loop? He already looped it 3 times today. 46. What’s Shadow’s favorite hobby? Spinning in cutscenes by accident. 47. Why does the ARK have no Wi-Fi? Because Shadow broke the router in 2001. 48. Why did Tails crash the Tornado again? Too many tabs open in his brain. 49. Why is Green Hill always sunny? Because the memes never stop shining. 50. What do you call a fake Chaos Emerald? A Ch-AI-os Emerald.

Tails: “Whew! I haven’t laughed this hard since Eggman tried skateboarding!” 🎉 Part 2 coming soon! Gotta laugh fast!

[hopeshearthpod]

Hi! Is there a listener's guide for Hope's Hearth? Are there specific good places to start, or should one just start from episode one?

Ah, the thing I have been meaning to make for three years has finally come to bite me in the butt.

For you Anon, I present:

The Hope's Hearth Listening Guide 2025 (made just now)

This is gonna break each season into it's Game Arcs, and anything with an asterisk (*) next to it is part of the wider storyline with connecting characters. Not everything is connected like that, but some of it is!

My recommendations are to start with our first two games, and then pick and choose from there. Not a lot is currently linear, so you aren't going to spoil yourself listening to the Hungry Gnoles Eat The Rich game before the Los Arboles game.

Full guide under the cut!

Season 1

Episodes 1-4: Mythomorphosis (previously known as Apotheosis)*

World building game where we make dogs a foundational building block of our entire solarpunk world

Episodes 5-11: This Town Is Full Of Monsters*

There is a town and it is full of mysteries, people, and always monsters. We flesh out our world and the people living in it

Episodes 12-13: Things, Eldritch and Terrifying*

You should listen to this after the previous arc since it involves two of those characters being gay

Bonus: Death of the Bone God short story

Episode 14: CONNECTED TO - [ANONYMOUS]

Two people connect on an app and talk about their lives and hopes before being disconnected.

Episodes 15-16: Candide

A retired military veteran starts a garden, and it is full of memories good and bad. A young child befriends the gardener, and helps remind them that not everything in this world is bad.

Episode 17: Divine|Mundane

A mortal is brought into the world of gods. One of them is a ho. Yes Dirk that is how I'm going to describe Obsidian. Tell me I'm wrong.

Episodes 18-20: With Fire Thy Affections Hold A Wing

A dragon and her rider save two worlds from total destruction, and sacrifice almost everything to do it.

Episodes 21-30: Flotsam*

Back in our mysterious town from before, we step into the lives of four new people. Old locals and new arrivals struggling to live in a unique society.

Episodes 31-32: Be Not Afraid

In which the goddess of "Mom, I can't work, I'm gay" gets her first paladin. Played with guest Jade Koda Oxford Rose from Follow The Leader

Episodes 33-41: Galactic 1e*

We begin exploring the rest of our universe about Ducky, the space ship held together with hopes, prayers, and spuct (space duct) tape. We'll meet again on Hope's Promise. (if you're here from the sexiest podcast character competition, this is where Husky first shows up)

Season 2

Episodes 44-45: Ech0

Three siblings try and help a ghost find their fallen mech, and learn more about what their world used to be like. Played with guests Jupiter and Erin from The Hades Project

Episodes 46-47: Los Arboles

The woods call, and our players answer. Willingly or not, each will go into the woods and come back changed, or not at all. Played with guest William A. Wellman from Hello From The Hallowoods

Episodes 48-49: Navigator

One seeks answers, the other guides them to it. What they find along the way tests their mettle, and brings them closer together.

Episodes 50-51: Sapphic Space Pirates

What is says on the tin! They're sapphic, they're in space, and they're pirates. We played with Charm Person Games' Stephanie and Natalie

Episodes 52-53: Cage of Sand

A world plunged into an unknown plague, each day looping over and over, more clues coming to light with each repetition. Content warning for plagues and pandemics. A single player game.

Episodes 54-56: Alongside Our Divine

A pilgrimage turned caravan roadtrip through the countryside. Three people squished into one camper, with the God of Hope tying them together. Jealously, anger, and trauma make the trip difficult in many ways, but hope wins above all.

Episodes 57-58: Mobile Frame Zero: Firebrands

A rebellion against the upper class and the fascists led by the working class.

Episodes 59-61: The Land Whispers

More of Hope's Promise is found and explored. New plants, new animals, and two young scientists on a team hope to keep this new space intact for years to come. Played with guest Kit from Abbey Archives

Episodes 62-63: Ocean Tides

Younger days of a character seen previously, taunted by a god who knows too much. Played with guest August from Follow The Leader!

Episodes 64-65: Long Night In The Mech Bay

Two old friends find each other after years spent apart. They each thought the other dead, and realize things about themselves and each other that change their relationship. Is it for the better? Only time will tell.

Episodes 66-68: Let Me Follow*

The chosen prophet of a distant god and their chosen paladin hop the universe, helping those in need and bringing faith where the brush falls. Played with guest Filo T. Hazard from Admiralty Blues

Episodes 69-71: When You Meet Your Doppelganger on the Road, You Must Make Out With Them

A strange hitchhiker, a mysterious hotel in a familiar place, and oddities unable to be placed. Two people experience a closeness only doppelgangers can, but are they both human? Or is one a monster waiting in disguise?

Episodes 72: Catharsis and Shit (or, From Which Lilacs Bloom)

Two gods come to witness an annual event, something beautiful and strange that must be seen to be understood. Knowingly or unknowingly, they offer care to someone who needs it, and give them the strength they need.

Episodes 73-74: Come Home

Stranded, floating between the earth below and the vastness of space, a lone astronaut struggles to choose a home to go to.

Episodes 75-82: This Night On The Rooftops*

Four young children roam the city, playing, stealing, running, and learning about everything and anything. From magic and gods to mud and thread, they shape their little world, and are shaped by it in return.

Season 3

Episode 83: We All Meet In A Tavern

Adventurers and mercs for hire meet in a tavern to discuss their plans. Committing crimes under the nose of a fascist empire takes planning and care after all!

Bonus: He Who Laughs short story

Episodes 84-88: Mage Against The Machine*

Four time travelling mages fight against the fascist empire by pulling at the threads of history. The butterfly effect ripples out with each tug, but in the end, was it worth the cost?

Episodes 89-90: Are My Wings Even

Young fae, on the cusp of self discovery, spend time getting ready to sneak out and go to a human party. They talk about their hopes and fears and dreams, and the air vibrates with unbroken tension and excitement between them.

Episodes 91-92: Sexy Battle Wizards

You have three stats! Sexy! Battle! Wizard! Our wizards are hired by an old god to fetch a book from his old home, which is overrun with demons. (If you're here from the sexiest podcast character competition, this is where Husky is in a whole game)

Episode 93: Honey Heist

The fascist empire took all the god damn honey and you are a GOD DAMNED BEAR! Get the honey back! (Husky's in this one too!)

Episodes 94-96: It's Going To Be A Long Day

Okay I don't have an interesting blurb for this. It's a Homestuck game. We basically just do Homestuck with some characters and have fun. It's fun. Join us in our fun. Played with guest Solace Grey

Episodes 97-99: Hungry Gnoles Eat The Rich

A city of gnoles is being bought out by the fascist empire, but they refuse to go quietly. They refuse to allow themselves to be overtaken and worked into the ground. Played with game author Z.W. Garth and guest GM Filo T. Hazard from Admiralty Blues

Episodes 100-102: My Grandfather's Axe

An artifact through generations, found, reclaimed, stolen. A family watched over by a very good dog. With guest Filo T. Hazard from Admiralty Blues

Episodes 103-104: Celestial Bodies, Orbital Mechanics

Forced to relocate as the fascist empire closes in, a leader must choose what kind of leader they'll be. How will they handle the rebellious child? Played with guest Solace Grey.

Episodes 105-106: In Dreaming Avalon

The fae bring mortals astray in dreams. What fools they be! Will they awake and pine for those dreams? Played with guest Richard from The Room Where It Happened

Episodes 107-110: If Not Us Then Who?*

A super sentai anti fascist propaganda cartoon about space pirates with powers saving the universe from evil! Played with game author Riley Hopkins from Riley Hopkins and Their Amazing Friends (and other Moonshot podcasts!)

Season 4 (ongoing)

Episode 111: Fairy vs Walrus

A fairy and a walrus make their way through a city to the doorstep of an unsuspecting human. Shenanigans occur, as expected.

[mrlopee]

All the Nicknames I am given (Update version)

prepare thyself because it's going to be a long one. It's a very long list that is going to continue itself.

1. Mr. Pee

2. Mr. Lopenis

3. Mr. Lopussy

4. Mr fucking lo

5. the freaking pee

6. mr lopiss

7. Mr.boogieman

8. Mr. Lpepe

9. Peepaw

10. Old man

11. Mr. Painfulpee

12. Mr. Loshit

13. Lord Voldemort

14. Green Guy

15. Mr. Lobotomy

16. Mr. Lofaggot

17. Mr. Lowell

18. Mr. Lopepe

19. Mr. Lograndma

20. Mr. Loophole

21. Mr. Lopunny

22. Lopelvic-Bone

23. Mr. Lopster

24. Mr. Lobster

25. Mr. Lohomosexualsixtyyearoldghost

26. Mr. Black man

27. Mr. Light

28. Mr Lamp

29. Old gramps

30. Grandpa

31. Granny

32. Mr. Lowhore

33. Mr. Loprick

34. Mr. Lohomosexual

35. Mr. Larva

36. Mr. Little pee

37. Mr. Greenbean

38. Mr lowkey

39. Mr. Lopeepee

40. Mr Handsome

41. Mr.looneytunes

42. Sir Lopee

43. Mr lopelvis

44. Mr. Lofather

45. Mr. GreenBean

46. Hat man

47. Mr. Fruit Loops

48. Mr Leprosy

49. Mr. Weed Man

50. Mr. Pisslord

51. Mr. Lopest

52. Lopelvic Bone

53. Old fart/Mr. Old fart

[melefim]

Dead Boy Detectives full soundtrack!

(Or at least all the ones I could find)

I’ve seen several soundtrack playlists floating around, but unfortunately a lot have other songs added or are missing some that were used in the show, so I went ahead and made my own!

Below the cut is a full listing of when each song was used during the show, timestamped as accurately as I could manage.

Please let me know if there are any songs I missed, and I’ll add them ASAP! Score will be added if/when it’s released. If anyone would be interested in separate posts for each episode, let me know and I’ll get right on it!

Enjoy!

🎥Promotional🎥:

“Psychobilly Bandits” by Alibi Music: Teaser trailer

“Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance: Full trailer

“Young and in Love” by Fast Forward Romance: Meet the Characters teaser

🔮The Case of Crystal Palace🔮:

“Doorman” by slowthai, Mura Masa: Hotel hallway chase scene. (2:33-2:47)

“Hang on to Yourself” by David Bowie: Prep for Crystal’s case. (11:59-12:30)

“Bad Feeling” by Cobra Man: What Crystal is listening to on her headphones in the subway before the David the Demon fight. (12:36-13:04)

“I’m Telling Your Mum” by Danny Farrant, Paul Rawson: Jenny’s introduction. (21:46-22:44)

“It’s Not Unusual” by Tom Jones: In the Malt shop after they find Esther’s house and after Crystal sees David the Demon. (26:42-27:38, 29:24-29:47)

“Bones of Rock” by The Boneless Ones: In the background during Crystal and Jenny’s talk in the alley. (34:03-35:07)

“Take the Rest of Me” by Brocklesby Crooke: Dandelion sprites- Crystal meeting Niko. (36:39-36:51)

“Deal Wiv It” by Mura Masa, slowthai (instrumental): Meeting David the Demon flashback. (38:36-39:10)

“So What?” by NOISY (instrumental): Planning Becky’s rescue in the butcher shop. (41:34-42:19)

“White Teeth” by The Screaming Gypsy Bandits: Record playing inside Esther’s house. (43:33-44:30)

“Surfing in the Sky” by The Vaccines: Fight in Esther’s front yard. (49:08-49:50)

“Missing” by slowthai (instrumental): Sending Becky home, heading back to the butcher shop. (51:23-52:34)

🌼The Case of the Dandelion Shrine🌼:

“Take the Rest of Me” by Brocklesby Crooke: Dandelion sprites- Niko faints outside the bathroom and attracts attention in the butcher shop. (12:48-12:52, 28:29-28:57)

“Natural Successor” by Pictish Trail: Turning Monty human. (47:22-49:16)

🪓The Case of the Devlin House🪓:

“Free Tonight” by Skymachine: Charles & Crystal walk into butcher shop, just a few bars on radio before anchor talks about the storm. (8:13-8:15)

“Oceans” by The Yada Yada Yadas: on radio after anchor talks about the storm while Charles and Crystal are asking Jenny about the Devlin murders. (8:21-8:50)

“Owner of a Lonely Heart” by Yes: Devlin house time loop, repeated multiple times. (First full loop 19:06-21:09. Loop repeats: 21:31-23:05, 23:36-24:38, 25:02-25:35, 26:52-27:17, 29:04-29:55, 30:22-31:24, 33:17-34:30, 34:34-35:35, 35:48-37:01, 37:18-38:55, 39:28-40:50. Final loop: 42:23-42:36)

🌊The Case of the Lighthouse Leapers🌊:

“RoMaNcE” by ShitKid: Jenny reading letter from her secret admirer, gets rent from the girls. (1:16-2:40)

“Fire Escape” by Nine One One: Jenny reading letter before finding the Night Nurse upstairs. (29:06-29:32)

“The Wellerman” (original music box version): Charles winds up music box, hits Night Nurse with it, kicks her into Angie. (43:07-43:49)

“Young Blood- White Sea Remix” by The Naked and Famous, White Sea: End of episode- Niko starts to read letters from mother, Charles and Crystal kiss, end credits. (48:22-50:59)

🐉The Case of the Two Dead Dragons 🐉:

“Thunder” by ZEE MACHINE: Interviewing students about Brad & Hunter. (14:24-15:11)

“Apocalypse” by Cigarettes After Sex: Jenny and Maxine mid-date. (26:54-28:04)

“Melting” by Kali Uchis: Jenny and Maxine late date until stalker reveal. (36:25-38:10)

“Disorder” by Joy Division: End credits. (49:49-50:41)

🍄The Case of the Creeping Forest🍄:

“Who’s Ur Girl?” By The Mysterines: Niko redecorates her room. (1:15-1:29)

“The Wellerman” (original Music box version): Sea calming music box, playing inside Angie. (13:45-14:07, 15:35-15:49)

“A.T.T.A.C.K” by Arre! Arre!: Niko tries to get Jenny to forgive her in the butcher shop. (20:49-21:57)

“Shakedown” by Infamous Stiffs: End credits. (51:17-52:11)

🕷️The Case of the Very Long Stairway🕷️:

“Under the Milky Way” by The Church: Charles’ memories of his death. (11:06-13:15)

“Dinner Jazz” by Tony Kinsey: Limbo/Hotel lobby in Hell. (17:27-18:27, 44:13-44:30)

“Revolution Action” by Atari Teenage Riot: David turns on lights and music in abandoned bowling alley. (30:20-30:48)

“Window Shopping” by Robert Foster: Gluttony/Café when exiting Hell. (43:13-43:35)

“Circle In The Sand” by Belinda Carlisle: Jenny singing in Crystal’s head while possessed. (31:43-33:50)

“Burning” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs: Monty flies away from rooftop, Esther works on her machine, Jenny sleeps while Niko looks at Cursed Magic 8 ball, Night Nurse knocks on supervisor’ door, Crystal eats first memory marble, end credits. (52:37-55:16)

🐍The Case of the Hungry Snake🐍 :

“Standing In The Way of Control” by Gossip: Crystal’s first memory marble. (1:18-2:04)

“I’m What You Want” by Walt Disco: Crystal Club fight memory. (8:35-8:48)

“When I’m Gone” by Ging: Crystal says goodbye and leaves the butcher shop. (16:18-18:13)

“Sleeping On Grassy Ground” by The Heavy Heavy: Charles and Edwin wake up in Esther’s house. (25:55-27:43)

“Who’s Sorry Now” by Connie Francis: Niko and Crystal break into Esther’s house. (30:35-31:17)

“Loss & Relax” by Black Belt Eagle Scout: Talking in Niko’s room. (40:44-42:59)

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And if you like lists of things like I do, you can check out my other Dead Boy Detective ones here!

When Charles’ shirt color changes

George Rextrew’s Edwin comic inspo board

Moves, Incidents, and Cases masterlist

Swearing Stats Masterlist

First pass at finding where the songs in the score are used- full post with timestamps in progress.

[idlingintheimpalapodcast]

New Episode Alert: “Fandom is my fandom.” Interview with Jules, SuperWiki managing editor

Sandra and Kasey got to chat with a very special guest who manages a legendary resource well-known in the Supernatural fandom.

Jules is the managing editor of SuperWiki, a Supernatural Canon and Fandom resource. This site about the CW show Supernatural is a collaborative archive used far and wide for decades. It’s helped the production of creative projects and settled debates worldwide.

Jules talked about her fandom journey and the monumental task of maintaining an evolving and ongoing canon encyclopedia, being an SPN advisor on The Winchesters, and so much more!

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Chapter Timestamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:13 - SuperWiki is the podcast’s research go-to 00:04:01 - Jules’ fandom origin story 00:08:22 - Television Without Pity 00:09:50 - LiveJournal and the Whedonverse 00:10:45 - NCIS 00:12:17 - Fandom explosion and commercialization 00:17:12 - The streaming and social media age 00:19:11 - David Lynch and Twin Peaks 00:20:17 - When did Jules succumb to Supernatural? 00:22:54 - The Supernatural Delay and how people kept up worldwide 00:25:56 - How the fandom made LiveJournal work for them 00:27:37 - Controlling and curating your fandom presence within a community 00:34:11 - Simsnatural 00:35:03 - Is it Sam or Dean for Jules? 00:38:19 - Jensen is the biggest Dean fan 00:39:11 - The Sam AND Dean of it all for Jules 00:43:09 - The visual aspect of SPN in the early seasons 00:45:35 - Convention stories conservation 00:47:34 - Six Degrees of Supernatural 00:49:13 - Mourning rec and master lists 00:51:15 - How SuperWiki came about 00:55:00 - The SuperWiki is not just about the show 00:57:47 - The show and fandom feedback loop 01:00:44 - The SuperWiki managing editor role 01:03:58 - Early SuperWiki days - creating the content and shaping the structure 01:06:47 - The importance of collaborators 01:08:01 - SuperWiki as a fandom project 01:09:00 - Sandra has a SuperWiki suggestion 01:10:08 - User suggestions and changes to the SuperWiki over the years 01:14:20 - Nipples and chest hair? SuperWiki’s got a page for that. 01:20:09 - Time traveling with the show 01:21:54 - How can a fan contribute to the SuperWiki? 01:26:58 - Helping fans get the reference and feel included 01:30:32 - Being the “Super” consultant for a fandom 01:31:45 - Supporting fanfic 01:32:56 - Fandom statistics 01:36:04 - Why didn’t SPN creators consult the SuperWiki? 01:45:17 - Did the plot choices undermine or open up possibilities? 01:47:58 - Chuck Cheat Code 01:51:17 - Creators have to make difficult choices 01:52:25 - The Jensen Connection on The Winchesters 01:55:47 - J2 are pros with press and people 01:58:18 - Kasey’s secret question 01:59:26 - Tentacle tangent 02:00:42 - The hope and future of the SuperWiki 02:08:50 - Closing thoughts and outro

[cleolinda]

Silent Hill 2 commentary: Opening & Eastern South Vale (4)

Notes below start at 1:20:34.

PREVIOUSLY ON: First combat, time loop theory, and Orpheus & Eurydice. Now, we're out on the town.

Check the first post for full spoiler policy ("anything but the big reveal") and content notes. I'll put content notes specific to this post under the cut.

Content warnings: Acid vomit in combat; body horror, large blood smears, and pools of blood from enemies; discussion of suicidal ideation through the game, and of suicide in some of the endings.

1:20:34: Katz Street, Andy's Bookstore. (I did not mention that the namesake author is William Katz, because I’m not sure if I have the right author, except that his Introduction to Reference Work was translated into Japanese, and Team Silent might have seen it). 

An article about the Maine Psychical Research Association visiting Silent Hill. Did not mention: The Order, the cult that ran the town, may be who’s really pushing them out.  

1:22:47: NG+: Three books left open in the bookstore give you hints as to how you can get a different ending from the first time you played. In order found:

— Searching for Another Conclusion Vol. III: Choosing Death (“In Water,” with a lake illustration relevant to that ending).

— Searching for Another Conclusion Vol. I: The Road to Tomorrow (“Leave,” with an illustration of people walking towards the horizon, reminiscent of that ending).

— Searching for Another Conclusion Vol. II: Getting the Girl (“Maria”; I’m not sure why there’s an illustration of a bird, except that James is associated with birds of prey [more on this later], and we’ll see a pair of bird pictures in Wood Side apartments that may represent him and Mary as a couple. “In sickness and in health” is a wildly ironic description for this ending).

1:29:00: The barbershop: a note about a “scraping noise” held in place by a rusty pair of scissors. A “pair of scissors”—Pyramid Head has one “scissor” as his Great Knife sword that he drags around, and James is the other half of the pair. For comparison, here’s a really gorgeous shot of the Great Knife from the video where Pyramid Head kills me 11 times: 

All images are ©2024 Konami Digital Entertainment, and captured from my gameplay in January-February 2025.

Interestingly, James has a very well-kept haircut; you could have seen scissors a lot of places, but his psyche chose this. 

Also: who wrote this note, and who does “he says he didn’t” refer to? I feel like the janitor (a character that multiple notes mention running around and unnerving everyone) must be involved somehow, but there’s no telling; there’s more of a dream logic at play. In retrospect, I also have to point out: I was convinced that more than one note refers to this erratic, emotionally volatile character as “the janitor,” and in the second video, I wonder if he’s just the freelance roving town janitor. While I was reviewing the videos, I gradually realized that there’s only one note that refers to him as a janitor. He is Groovy Music’s janitor. I was completely talking out of my ass. He remains the freelance town janitor in my heart.

I also point out a painting that seems… odd, but I did not know at the time what it was. After I completely fried the brightness on a screenshot and ran it through reverse image search, it seems to be Goya’s “Plague Hospital” (Hospital de apestados), which (IMO) foreshadows both the history of Brookhaven Hospital and the mysterious plague we’ll read about in Toluca Prison. It is, in fact, as fucking weird a choice of barbershop décor as I first thought.

1:32:20: Two lying figures are waiting for me and I do not appreciate it. At some point I mention that you have to stomp your enemies until you see a pool of blood to make sure they’re dead, and that James “chooses” whether to hit or stomp; after watching a little more closely, I think it’s more about where he’s positioned when you hit your melee command. Anyway, pooling still doesn’t ensure that enemies won’t resurrect, and players have stated that monsters resurrect more frequently on NG+. I can confirm this.

1:33:20: Texan Café (which I start persistently calling “Café Texan”): the Neely’s Bar coin in the register. (Audio from when I first played it.)

Look at the posters: a cherry pie poster that is very Twin Peaks, and a poster for coffee with ironic lines about “spilling the beans” and “enjoying the memories.” Discussion of James’ mental state: the actor playing him, Luke Roberts, had said (he may drop a huge spoiler in this video, I can’t remember) that James has psychogenic amnesia from a mental break that he’s basically having in the opening scene. As I put it—to an extent, James doesn’t remember that he doesn’t remember. He seems very confused throughout the game, and sometimes he does realize that he can’t remember things; sometimes he doesn’t. The jukebox puzzle (see the end of this commentary video) is very much about bringing one of his memories back.  

Did not mention: I finally noticed that picture I parked James in front of shows a car at what looks like the Observation Deck from the opening scene. 

1:37:45: The “dry” cleaner (laundromat?), where a lying figure slithers in after me. 

The “Wash away the stains of yesterday” poster is hilariously unsubtle, IMO. Did not mention: I forgot to point out that the first time we see James, he’s washing his face and hands.

I personally think the bloody clothes you can examine are James’ shirt and jacket, based on a hint of green sleeve. Like, any time you see random bloody clothes, check for telltale James-themed details. 

1:39:45: We pass a public phone off the hook; you return here for a key item after you leave Brookhaven Hospital much later in the game. 

1:40:48: The town is fully 50% restaurants—if James is imagining the specific shops, was he hungry? (Didn’t mention, too pretentious: Is that a metaphor for unsatisfied needs—hungry but all the restaurants are empty? Or is it just that you have lots of restaurants in a tourist town?)

1:41:10: T’s Italian Restaurant. Boxes for the pizza that Eddie (we'll meet him later) loves so much. Who is making the pizza? Do the mannequins deliver?

1:42:00: : I keep wondering if the town was abandoned in one cataclysmic day (we’ll see giant chasms in the roads), or if people left gradually; deep discount advertisements would indicate that shop owners had time to sell off their stock. My covid-addled brain spits out the phrase “going out of sale.”

1:43:00: Getting lost looking for Neely’s Bar. I get the achievement for stomping 50 enemies (“Merciless”). 

1:45:38: “NOT THE FRAME RATE!” The game drops to about half a frame per second while a lying figure continues attacking me regardless. Chaos ensues. 

1:46:30: Neely’s Bar. “There was a hole here,” famously seen in the original game. On YouTube, thegamingmuse has a video on some deep lore about this. One of the connections she mentions is the phrase “watering hole”: the bar itself is abandoned.

 1:47:00: The sun mural behind the jukebox: Mary is later associated with a local legend about “The Lady of the Light,” a woman exiled to a nearby island who guides her lover across the lake with a candle every night. He is faithful and steadfast, until one day he loses his way and perishes. The Lady of the Light continues to wait for him with her candle nonetheless. I forgot to credit Ian for pointing all of this out to me: in the version Maria tells, the woman’s candle blows out, and this may be a metaphor for Mary dying. In the version James reads in a book, the brightness of the moon confuses the man and leads him astray, which very much sounds like a metaphor for (and maybe a warning about) Maria. As such, I think the sun mural represents Mary as a true guiding light. Did not mention: the fact that scientifically the moon reflects the light of the sun and does not produce its own light, and Maria is essentially a “reflection” of Mary from James’ psyche.

Also, this game takes place over roughly a day, a night, and into the next day—it basically occurs in real time (most people who aren’t speedrunning spend at least 16+ hours playing through it). The story ends in the light of day with a confrontation with “Her,” who is either Mary or Maria, depending on which ending you get.

1:49:20: Neely’s Bar note: the janitor “cried he’d fix everything.” Mentions of the Groovy Music record store and the Saul Street apartments tell you where to go next.

The jukebox revealed: as I understand it, this is an entirely new puzzle created for the remake that structures your exploration of Eastern South Vale. I end the first video here—in my head, Eastern South Vale is a two-parter that gets us to Wood Side Apartments for the third installment. In the second video, we’ll eventually fetch everything necessary to fix the jukebox; we’ll also pick up items for the UFO and dog endings, as well as discuss more details manifested from James’ mind in the surroundings.

1:52:14: CORRECTIONS: Referencing this writeup, I added an extra 20 minutes where I discuss:

Lilith is not a "Biblical" figure

The Lilith graffiti may actually represent Maria

Angela's additional dialogue

"All have sinned" on the church door

"Red and white flowers are unlucky" did turn out to be "cult stuff," per this video, but I stand by my more character-based interpretation

The game may be set in the mid-'80s, which I'll get into later

Never getting over "amage"

The Matthew 11:28 verse may refer to the healing drink

I really need to credit Ian for pointing out to me that the "Lady of the Light" story is told two different ways and for a reason, which I hadn't yet noticed. But once again, my mouth just skipped a whole train of thought.

I've already recorded the second and third videos, and I'm currently typing up the notes for the second one. The second one is also fairly information-dense, but it doesn't start with a TED talk; Wood Side Apartments in video 3 has some interesting easter eggs, but is more about navigating the building, solving the puzzle, and fighting off enemies. The next time I record (video 4), that's Blue Creek Apartments, and that's where I'll have a rematch with Pyramid Head.

(SH2R commentary master post)

[not-very-kawaii-of-you]

Help me find the sauce

1 Puke smoothie girl 2 Come on in, bigdickbitch.com 3 Mulholland drive 4 Zombie car ad jumpscare 5 -- 6 Irreversible r-scene, 7 BMX bottlecap opening (idk the bait and switch for this one) 8 PS3 baby doll ad, 9 Filthy Frank x Maxmoefoe x idubbz hair cake, 10 2 girls 1 cup 11 Budd Dwyer incident 12 First appearance of aliens in the movie Signs (2002), 13 1 man 1 jar, 14 Bait and switch Discord video that was insanely loud, 15 Obey the walrus, 16 Wizard of Oz 17 Never say no to a panda, 18 Elephant Parade 19 - 20 1 priest 1 nun 21 PS2 red screen of death, 22 Courage the cowardly dog - return the slab 23 this dude is drinking bleach I think, 24 GTA San Andreas ghost easter egg, 25 - 26 - 27 Slender man, 28 Paranormal activity 29 Men in suits cult video, 30 Herobrine 31 Sonic.exe, 32 Lavender Town syndrome, 33 - 34 - 35 - 36 Scare maze, 37 Super Mario 64 piano mimic, 38 Mickey Mouse creepypasta, 39 Pulentos halloween episode (muertos de miedo) 40 Squidward's S***ide, 41 Courage the cowardly dog - you're not perfect 42 Mirror girl jumpscare, 43 - 44 I feel fantastic, 45 - 46 Bongcheondong ghost webtoon, 47 Little baby's ice cream man, 48 - 49 Chupacabra video 50 Rocking chair exorcist jumpscare 51 One of Rucka Rucka Ali's ronald mcdonald videos 52 Nosferatu in spongebob, 53 - 54 TV news station hijacked, max headroom incident 55 Penanggalan hoaxvideo 56 Earthbound final boss, 57 - 58 Sonic soundtrack menu easter egg, 59 Silent Hill 3 Pyramid Head encounter I think 60 Ocarina of Time Dead Hand boss fight 61 Salad Fingers, 62 Don't hug me I'm scared, 63 Melting face from Indiana Jones movie, 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 Wall-e death, 68 -- 69 - 70 Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv 71 -- 72 Ben drowned, 73 Selene Delgado missing, 74 Elisa Lam incident, 75 Car jumpscare ad again, 76 Dark Web noodle video, 77 - 78 Cache by Michael Haneke 79 Makeup artist head bsh video 80 Gummy bear song, 81 Humpty Dumpty ad 82 There is Nothing 83 -- 84 Run the Gauntlet bridge dive video 85 - 86 A Serbian Film 87 - 88 Eel/fish insertion, (genki genki 89 Bjork stalker final video, 90 - 91 -- 92 Magic chainsaw trick "gone wrong", 93 Actual chainsaw beheading 94 Incident covering twilight zone movie 95 - 96 Alien abduction incident on lake county 97 Blair Witch movie 98 - 99 - 100 THX intro screen, 101 Salo or some movie similar to it, 102 Scp-173 103 - 104 She eats a bloody tampon, 105 First movie ever made where ppl got scared the train would come out the screen, 106 - 107 Early contact lens demonstration, un chien andalou 108 Loops back to the end of video 1

[aeth-eris]

★ ajna gates : defined vs. undefined ★

★ gate 47: pressure to make sense of experience (mental alchemy) ★ ★ defined your mind filters life through a foggy lens that slowly clarifies over time. you’re constantly trying to translate confusion into understanding. you might obsess over the "why" behind everything that’s happened to you. insights come in bursts, often after long reflection. people may vent to you because you’re a natural meaning-maker. but your own pain can linger until it makes sense. ★ undefined you absorb other people’s confusion and feel responsible for giving it meaning. you might fixate on solving problems that aren’t yours. you tend to replay situations, analyzing them to death. your wisdom comes when you stop trying to fix everyone's past and trust clarity will come on its own.

★ gate 24: pressure to mentally “figure it out” through repetition ★ ★ defined your brain loops thoughts like a vinyl stuck on a scratch. you return to the same idea again and again until it clicks. this isn’t obsessive, it’s integrative. epiphanies happen when you least expect them, usually after spiraling quietly for days. you don’t “get it” by force, but by letting it land. you might feel weird or mystical, and you are. ★ undefined you take in other people’s mental loops and try to resolve them inside your own head. you may ruminate without understanding why. other people’s obsessions feel personal. letting go feels unsafe, but it’s necessary. your magic is in knowing when a thought isn’t even yours to begin with.

★ gate 4: pressure to solve and answer (certainty-seeking) ★ ★ defined your brain loves certainty. you live in questions, but you’re not satisfied until you find the answer. you trust logic. you solve problems like a mental Rubik’s cube, moving pieces until it aligns. your gift is in making sense of patterns, systems, and inconsistencies. but you may feel paralyzed when no clear answer exists. ★ undefined you absorb others’ need for answers and feel pressure to respond quickly or accurately. your mind may race trying to solve what can’t be solved. sometimes you agree just to end the pressure. your wisdom is in embracing uncertainty. not every question demands your energy.

★ gate 17: pressure to form opinions (logical framework) ★ ★ defined you have a steady stream of opinions forming in the background, like a commentator narrating life. your mind notices patterns and naturally builds frameworks around what’s right, wrong, efficient, or true. you’re detail-oriented, sometimes to a fault. you like when things make sense. be careful not to get stuck in needing to be right. ★ undefined you adopt other people’s opinions without realizing it. you may argue a point passionately and then forget why you cared. you’re not wishy-washy, you’re open-minded. others may project expectations onto you to “pick a side.” but you’re not here to solidify everything. you’re here to sample perspectives and stay free.

★ gate 11: pressure to share ideas and images (conceptual dreaming) ★ ★ defined your mind is a projector screen filled with ideas, stories, visuals, and dreams. it’s rich and colorful inside your head. you often feel a need to share it with others, even if they don’t understand. you dream in concepts and speak in metaphors. the pressure to explain your vision can be frustrating, especially when others don’t “get it.” ★ undefined you absorb others’ ideas and visions like a creative sponge. your inner world may feel like a collage of borrowed dreams. you might feel creatively blocked when alone, and inspired in a crowd. your wisdom is in knowing which dreams actually belong to you. not every vision is yours to bring to life.

★ gate 43: pressure to share insights (breakthrough energy) ★ ★ defined you have sudden “aha” moments that come out of nowhere. your insights are often ahead of their time. people may not always understand you at first, but you know what you know. you don’t build logic linearly, it arrives fully formed. your mind is brilliant, but your challenge is communicating it clearly. ★ undefined you feel others’ breakthroughs and feel like you need to do something with them. you might take in raw insight that doesn’t make sense in your system. you may fear being “weird” or “too much” when trying to express yourself. you’re not broken, you’re just absorbing genius. learn to sort through what’s yours.

★  book  a  reading  ★  ★  masterlist  1  ★  ★  masterlist  2  ★

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

SubRip Subtitle text for Leverage: Redemption 3x5 - "The Grand Complication Job"

1 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:20,688 [grunts]

2 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,903 [beeping]

3 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:30,781 [clock ticking]

4 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:31,866 [exhales sharply]

5 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:33,659 [ticking stops]

6 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:36,996 -[phone buzzing] -[exhales sharply]

7 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:47,506 [caller] You have one hour to steal The Grand Complication Marie Antoinette watch

8 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:49,008 or Sophie Devereaux dies.

9 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:52,928 A worm has successfully infiltrated your phone.

10 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:55,055 Every move you make will be tracked.

11 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:57,475 The watch's coordinates have been sent to you.

12 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:01,437 If you reach out for help, the game is over, and she will die.

13 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,024 [siren blares]

14 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,276 [panting]

15 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,694 I'm so sorry.

16 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:11,822 I was just trying to demonstrate a proper Kimura arm lock.

17 00:01:11,906 --> 00:01:15,242 [groans] No, ma'am. It's my fault. I didn't fall properly.

18 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:16,410 This is how we learn.

19 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:18,245 Ow! [groans]

20 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:19,997 I'm so sorry.

21 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,707 -[patient] Thank you, Astrid. -[phone ringing]

22 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,129 Within one hour, someone is going to steal

23 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:29,590 The Grand Complication Marie Antoinette watch.

24 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,052 Protect the watch or your stepmother dies.

25 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,904 [whirring, creaking]

26 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,201 Parker, password.

27 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,162 One, six, four, seven, nine, two, zero, nine, eight, five, nine, two,

28 00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:01,789 eight, nine, eight, three, one, zero.

29 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,541 Primary team ping. Locate crew.

30 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:08,295 [beeps]

31 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,888 [Parker] We have to assume their threat is real,

32 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,222 and they can listen in on my phone.

33 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,308 I got your message on the burner phone.

34 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,268 You do not need to use that anymore.

35 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,562 I changed the frequency on the comms.

36 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:07,980 Don't worry, no one's listening.

37 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,648 Are you running?

38 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,358 Friday night traffic.

39 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:14,278 I'm faster on foot. You confirmed they're still tracking me on my phone?

40 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,196 Yeah. You want me to sever the connection?

41 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,240 No. I have to do exactly what they want.

42 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,034 I can loop in more help from the other teams.

43 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,827 -No time. -N… Eliot has a friend.

44 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,746 Um… [clicks tongue] …the, uh, the Quinn guy.

45 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,080 Um, he's in Miami…

46 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:30,002 [huffs]

47 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,504 Breanna, stop.

48 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,006 [sighs]

49 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,633 Parker, Sophie's life…

50 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:37,968 [inhales deeply]

51 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,428 Sophie has complete faith in you.

52 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,349 I have complete faith in you.

53 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:44,558 We've got this.

54 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:46,518 You've got this.

55 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,147 Copy that.

56 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,785 Dial Interpol Regional, New Orleans.

57 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,538 -[groans] -[phone ringing]

58 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,708 [sighs]

59 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,463 Agent Healy, Interpol Regional.

60 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,256 -[Astrid] Sharon, it's Astrid. -[sighs]

61 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,676 Agent Pickford, visiting from London.

62 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,928 [sighs] Ah, Agent Pickford.

63 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,596 Working on a Friday night.

64 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,015 How completely in character.

65 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:28,018 I have intel on a multimillion dollar robbery.

66 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,895 You need to coordinate a response.

67 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:31,063 [Sharon] Agent Pickford.

68 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,607 First of all, this is not our jurisdiction.

69 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:38,487 Secondly, Southeastern US Regional Interpol office has a staff of three.

70 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:41,031 One of whom is on mat leave,

71 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,702 and another is taking care of a sick kitty at the vet.

72 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,204 [chuckles] Cat leave.

73 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,789 [chuckles] That's funny.

74 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,124 And I'm having dinner.

75 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,668 Sharon, we have a credible threat!

76 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:53,794 [Sharon] By whom?

77 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,754 I don't know.

78 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:56,839 Yet.

79 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:01,719 Sharon?

80 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,971 Hello?

81 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:09,601 [grunts]

82 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:11,687 [exhales sharply]

83 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:26,618 Okay. We know Sophie's credit card pinged at 5:32 p.m.

84 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,829 for high tea at The Proper Petal.

85 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,541 All the restaurant's security cameras, and down the block blinked out

86 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:33,667 for about two minutes,

87 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:36,086 so I'm gonna need to start my search outside of that radius.

88 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:41,008 [grunts, exhales sharply]

89 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:45,596 [panting] Keep me posted.

90 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,598 [engine revs]

91 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,368 [attendees chuckling]

92 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,247 You gotta be kidding me.

93 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:22,216 [blows] Big wigs. Huh. For bigwigs.

94 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,511 Agent Astrid Pickford, Interpol.

95 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:28,263 We're gonna need to shut this party down for a possible robbery.

96 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:32,101 Lady, in here they're hosting a women's-only fundraiser

97 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:36,396 attended by the richest women and most powerful female CEOs in five states,

98 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,608 and you want me to go in there and mansplain some vague threat?

99 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,194 Never mind the uncomfortable optics

100 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:45,072 and unpleasant overtones of the patriarchy,

101 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,658 I happen to know Interpol isn't a real thing.

102 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:51,203 -It is. -Totally made up for movies and TV.

103 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,914 I'll have you know it was founded in 1923 in Vienna. I need--

104 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:57,167 My crippling student debt just went up 50 bucks listening to you.

105 00:06:57,251 --> 00:07:00,587 So, unless you come back with a warrant and the New Orleans cops,

106 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,923 who I know exist, please step aside.

107 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,344 Americans.

108 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,056 -Breanna. -Sharon.

109 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,225 [both] I need you to run some license plates for me.

110 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:17,813 Never schedule a five o'clock when I have an event to go to.

111 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,606 -[pants] Hi. -Who are you?

112 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,775 I'm Kristy… [huffs] …from Finance.

113 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:25,070 I had to come warn you. I couldn't let them get away with it.

114 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,989 -If you don't get out… -No.

115 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,408 They're having an emergency board meeting.

116 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,201 Right now.

117 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,494 The board is meeting without me?

118 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:35,414 An emergency meeting… the men.

119 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,748 The men?

120 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,083 The men!

121 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:40,502 They're trying to force you out. You have to go confront them.

122 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,504 [sighs] Thank you.

123 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,965 Oh, my. I can't go dressed like this.

124 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:46,466 No. Uh…

125 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,844 Ooh. You're gonna look badass.

126 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,721 Nice.

127 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,930 So, let us review.

128 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:55,767 Your company is under investigation for conspiracy to commit bribery,

129 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:57,978 both on foreign and domestic soils.

130 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,439 Now, there's a witness bus and a defendant bus.

131 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,149 Which bus do you wanna be on?

132 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,734 -What do you want? -The dress.

133 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:04,818 -[car horn honks] -The dress?

134 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,029 -The dress! The dress! -Oh… [stammers] …the dress.

135 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,989 -I'm gonna need the wig, too! -Oh. Oh--

136 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,116 -Quick as you can. Come on. Just quickly… -Oh. Oh. Ooh.

137 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,760 [metal detector beeping]

138 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,641 [huffs]

139 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:45,984 [sighs]

140 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,038 [sighs]

141 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,963 Well, well, well.

142 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,048 How long's it been?

143 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,384 Three, almost four years?

144 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,469 You're gonna have to remind me.

145 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,931 It was so hard keeping track of all the reprehensible people we meet.

146 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,641 Oh, wait.

147 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,559 [chuckles] It's coming back.

148 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,311 Alexandra Bligh.

149 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,063 RIZ.

150 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:26,984 Helping corrupt billionaires spy on their enemies.

151 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,530 Did you gloat about leaving me bankrupt?

152 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:35,575 Bankrupt, ruined, powerless.

153 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,160 Yes.

154 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,454 We do enjoy the gloat.

155 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:40,956 Aw, I'm so glad.

156 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,208 Because I'm gonna enjoy this.

157 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,252 I think I know what this is.

158 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,837 You abducted me for a ransom,

159 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,340 and that ransom is Parker stealing something for you.

160 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,092 It's so predictable and sad.

161 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,688 No. No, no. No, no.

162 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,234 You dragged Astrid into this.

163 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,486 [scoffs]

164 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:15,115 There is a reason why I keep the two of them apart,

165 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,868 why I never tell them when they're in the same city together.

166 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,536 They despise each other.

167 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,958 [stammers] You have no idea of the fuse you just lit.

168 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,293 Oh, I know.

169 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,544 Isn't it wonderful?

170 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,508 [attendees chattering, laughing]

171 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,921 I'm gonna get the money I need to restart my life,

172 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,466 and I'm gonna have a little bit of revenge as a treat.

173 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,301 Parker versus Astrid.

174 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:20,389 Two women you care deeply about, unknowingly placed in the same game…

175 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,557 The game to save you.

176 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:25,769 The possibility of one of them killing the other…

177 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,604 Oh, I'm counting on it.

178 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,939 [handcuffs clinking]

179 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,734 Let's see who loves Mummy more.

180 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,492 [groans]

181 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,540 [groans]

182 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,518 [host] It is so lovely to see all of you this evening.

183 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,645 I'm Beatrice Doheny

184 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:13,859 and my great-great-great-great-granddaddy started this bank in 1833

185 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,446 with nothing but pluck and grit

186 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:21,450 and 12 million dollars that he inherited from his daddy, the molasses king.

187 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,534 [applauding]

188 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,914 Back then, a woman couldn't even have a bank account.

189 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,418 And now, today, here I am.

190 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,422 [Beatrice chuckles]

191 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:41,636 My point is that the most important thing in life is blood.

192 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,222 -Family is the foundation. -[sighs] Did you find Sophie?

193 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,686 I have narrowed the field, but I'm still gonna need some more time.

194 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,770 What about the watch?

195 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,148 [sighs] I'm in, but I haven't found it yet.

196 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,358 [attendees applauding]

197 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,819 [Beatrice] People say to me,

198 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,029 -"Beatrice"… -[groans]

199 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,740 …"you bankers don't understand people in need."

200 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:06,786 But I think I… [stammers] …we prove them wrong here tonight,

201 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,998 as we celebrate our food bank charity

202 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:16,171 with a party dedicated to the ultimate girlboss, Marie-Antoinette.

203 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,130 [chuckles]

204 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,424 And her famous advice for people in need,

205 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:22,135 "Let them eat cake." [chuckles]

206 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,600 And I hope we're all rehearsed

207 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:34,648 because tonight we are recreating the Contredanse Allemande from Versailles.

208 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,233 All for social media.

209 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,277 Because the kids love dancing, they tell me. [chuckles]

210 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,404 [sighs]

211 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,699 [Breanna] Okay, Parker, I got the cameras.

212 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,744 The watch is on display inside the vault.

213 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,579 They hid it in the first place I'd look.

214 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,373 [chuckles] Diabolical.

215 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,500 [pants]

216 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,878 Uh, pardon me, where is the watch display?

217 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,338 [attendee chuckles]

218 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,215 [scoffs]

219 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,175 Next.

220 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,888 The Marie Antoinette watch was commissioned in 1783

221 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:09,307 by an unknown admirer of the queen's.

222 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:12,561 But the queen never received the watch because it was finished after her death.

223 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:16,690 Today, the watch is valued at $30 million.

224 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,525 -[clamoring] -Only two guests per viewing.

225 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,943 Ten minutes max.

226 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:22,821 This line's too long.

227 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,157 I'm gonna need to go in through the vents.

228 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,661 Baguette. [chuckles]

229 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,746 Croissant. [chuckles]

230 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,040 [groans]

231 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:38,044 Ooh! [chuckles] Macarons.

232 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,379 [chuckles] What?

233 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:41,715 [groans]

234 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,843 This panel has galvanic biocorrosion on it.

235 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,553 I have to find something.

236 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,972 [clears throat] Uh… French fry. [chuckles]

237 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,147 Come on, come, on, come on.

238 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,940 Come on. [groans]

239 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,610 Ooh, another near miss.

240 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,987 This is more delightful than I thought it would be.

241 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,406 This is not gonna end well for you.

242 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,159 What, you think I'm worried about being arrested by Interpol?

243 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:13,455 No. But you should be worried about what Parker's gonna do.

244 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,956 Parker is not like us.

245 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,750 [beeping]

246 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,464 What the hell?

247 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,049 Someone's hacking the cameras.

248 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,759 [Sophie] You see?

249 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:30,764 That's what happens when you're running things from a dank warehouse

250 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,850 with exposed wires and duct tape.

251 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,354 I guess it's one way of finding out

252 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,190 that without all that dirty money propping you up,

253 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,775 you're not actually very good at this.

254 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,194 You're just a grifter with a quick mouth.

255 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,362 And yet…

256 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,905 I built my company.

257 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:51,242 I studied computer science, criminology. I didn't inherit my seat at the table.

258 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,328 [chuckles] Tragic, really.

259 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:58,249 All that hard work and you just ended up protecting paranoid tycoons.

260 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,209 Yes.

261 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,545 Because despite the petty little victories of people like you,

262 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,255 they always win.

263 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:08,009 And whatever ridiculous street rat got into my cameras

264 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:11,680 didn't understand I know security better than anyone.

265 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,183 -[huffs] -[beeping]

266 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,894 And I loathe party crashers.

267 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,944 I need you to clean up a loose end.

268 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,656 -[beeping] -[Breanna] Oh, God.

269 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,616 Okay, I just lost access to the cameras,

270 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,369 but I think I have a clue to Sophie's location.

271 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,372 I focused the background in that video,

272 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:41,251 and I think I spotted a Bussmann glass fuse.

273 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:47,674 I can tell by the design it's early 20th century, possibly 1915.

274 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,760 I'm searching all the buildings from that era in the city database.

275 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,472 [winces] Well, given the time between her restaurant receipt

276 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,683 and when I got that video, you can cross-reference…

277 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,143 Ooh! The watch.

278 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:01,855 You're in the vault?

279 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,654 Hmm, no. Cake watch. I'm in catering.

280 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:18,037 Mmm. Just found what I need to open that access panel.

281 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,706 Liquid nitrogen.

282 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,567 -[chuckles] -[coughs]

283 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,781 Excuses me. [exhales sharply]

284 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,493 [Breanna] You got in the vault?

285 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,496 No. This lady's room is like the French Revolution.

286 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,580 [scoffs]

287 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,461 Sharon, I'm telling you, there's something going on here.

288 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,379 My way into the vault is blocked.

289 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,924 [stammers] Damn royals are making everything difficult.

290 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:11,925 [Parker sighs]

291 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,635 [both] I need to clear the line to the vault.

292 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,849 Ma'am, I'm trying to get as many of you in as possible

293 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,893 before the dance starts in a half hour.

294 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,686 There will be no more viewing after that.

295 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,605 [groans, scoffs]

296 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,191 [music playing]

297 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,694 Um, why haven't we started the dance?

298 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,404 You mean the Contredanse Allemande.

299 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,700 [chuckles] Okay. Whatever. Ma'am, I'm your social media coordinator,

300 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,911 we need the dance posted to your feed

301 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,288 before the mayor comes to give you your award.

302 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,790 -The mayor? -Yeah.

303 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,124 An award for me?

304 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,209 [ballroom music playing]

305 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,169 [gasps] Are they starting now?

306 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,255 Did you tell them to start now?

307 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,715 No. I… I… I mean, y-yes.

308 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,259 -You… You should dance. -[stammers]

309 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,594 -Begin the Contredanse Allemande. -I…

310 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,900 I'm sorry, ladies, I have no idea why the dance is starting early.

311 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:11,818 [attendee groans] What?

312 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,863 [guard] I need to close this area, so please head upstairs to the ballroom.

313 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:18,032 -[attendee] I've been waiting for so long. -Have a nice time. Thank you.

314 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,544 [house music playing]

315 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,722 [exhales sharply, sighing]

316 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,031 What are you doing here?

317 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,991 Me? What are you doing here?

318 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,200 I asked you first.

319 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,285 What are you, ten?

320 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,122 We agreed to keep our distance for Sophie's sake.

321 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,958 This is for Sophie's sake. I got a message.

322 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,210 I got a message.

323 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,714 Steal the watch in ten minutes or Sophie dies.

324 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,216 Stop someone stealing the watch or Sophie dies.

325 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,886 [sighs] Somebody set us against each other.

326 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,680 Well… Well, there's an easy solution.

327 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,223 [both] You need to back off!

328 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,270 [groans]

329 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,857 Do you ever feel regret for abandoning them both?

330 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,776 I mean, Astrid for 20 years,

331 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:38,363 and then, finally, when Parker finds someone she can trust,

332 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,199 you up and leave again for your retirement.

333 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,910 My team and I work as one.

334 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,787 I know you, Bligh.

335 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,873 You have no one. You're all alone in the world.

336 00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,708 Relationships make us weak.

337 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,044 If I hadn't met them, and they hadn't changed my life,

338 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,631 I'd have died years ago on the bad end of a con, or worse,

339 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,884 I'd still be alone and be you.

340 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:04,138 Feeling nothing protects you from everything.

341 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,393 No, you back off.

342 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:09,936 This is your fault.

343 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,855 My fault?

344 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:17,193 I'm sure you've got a long list of enemies from your sordid career,

345 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,736 and this is their revenge.

346 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:22,824 Sure. Because you never put away any dangerous psychos as a cop!

347 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,159 Not as many as I wanted. One in particular.

348 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,286 How do you think this goes, huh?

349 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,288 You stop me and they let Sophie go?

350 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,373 No!

351 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,459 They make you bring them the watch, and then they kill you both!

352 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,712 You're an amateur, they know they can con you.

353 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,966 That's right. I'm the Interpol agent, I don't know how crime works.

354 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,844 Now, stop, Parker, or I will stop you!

355 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,178 You're wasting time!

356 00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:45,471 -[ringing] -[both groan]

357 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,356 [electricity powers down]

358 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,942 [Parker] What?

359 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,695 [gasps] What?

360 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:08,536 Who the hell?

361 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,622 -[groans] -That wasn't them.

362 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,666 This is you. You're double-crossing them.

363 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,419 No, and it's not the people who were tapping the cameras.

364 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,254 My people took care of that.

365 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,507 Oh, you didn't think I'd forget about them?

366 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,179 [exhales sharply]

367 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,306 [groans]

368 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,391 Parker, what's going on? You have to keep me looped in.

369 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,392 [knocking]

370 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:38,858 -Um, Parker? Yeah, I think they found me. -[knocking continues]

371 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:48,159 [groaning, panting]

372 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,468 Someone else got the watch.

373 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,056 Amazing detective work. Now, stay out of my way.

374 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,224 No, you don't.

375 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,604 I promised Sophie I'd be nice to you.

376 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,398 I guess I could break your arm nicely.

377 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:22,985 [groans, pants] I'm getting that watch back.

378 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:24,695 There's only six minutes left.

379 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,072 You're making this worse.

380 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,323 You have no right!

381 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,616 No right?

382 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:32,161 You had no right to chase Hardison and I across Europe for a stupid painting.

383 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,330 -That you stole. -We got split up.

384 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,625 I thought I'd never see him again, that I lost him because of you!

385 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,544 You took away the person that I loved!

386 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:43,214 She ran away with con men and thieves, and I was left alone.

387 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:44,882 Forgotten!

388 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,759 Replaced by you!

389 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,219 -[groans] -[groans]

390 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,345 [grunts]

391 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,640 You use and you take!

392 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:56,352 You don't know love, you steal other people's love.

393 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,896 [pants] I could never steal a mother's love.

394 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,023 [panting]

395 00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:03,442 I don't even know how it works.

396 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:04,694 [panting]

397 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,908 -[grunts, groans] -[yells]

398 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,202 -[groans] -[phone buzzing]

399 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:26,007 You failed. The watch is gone. Which means Sophie dies.

400 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,426 No. I can find the watch.

401 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,928 The thief is just ahead of me. I-I can use Interpol.

402 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,889 I just need a little more time and I'll get it.

403 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,223 Bring it to me or--

404 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,184 Yeah, or my mother dies. I understand.

405 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,644 And Parker? Where's she?

406 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:40,938 She's dead.

407 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,444 [gasps]

408 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:53,326 [chuckling]

409 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,953 [sighs]

410 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,123 [Alexandra] Astrid's one is moving,

411 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:00,958 and Parker's is staying on the roof. Well, well.

412 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,586 Good not perfect.

413 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:06,380 And I doubt that Agent Pickford's gonna be able to catch up

414 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:11,260 with whoever got that watch. So… [chuckles] …I don't get my 30 million.

415 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,013 Which means killing you is back on the table.

416 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:18,935 Go ahead.

417 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:22,855 But before you do, ask yourself one question.

418 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:27,526 And the answer may well determine whether you come out of this alive.

419 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,530 Who was I with when you grabbed me?

420 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,748 Why would I care who you were with?

421 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:41,832 [chuckles]

422 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:55,721 I just hope I'm not asking too much of Astrid, you know?

423 00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:59,225 Expecting her to turn a blind eye to who I am.

424 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:03,271 She has such a firm idea of right and wrong.

425 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,147 She's the law, and we're--

426 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,899 -Outlaws! -[both chuckle]

427 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:08,693 Always have been, always will be.

428 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:11,112 Oh, it's never too late.

429 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:15,032 It's hard to know what family means when you never had one.

430 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:17,076 Took me a while.

431 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:18,911 I hope you're right.

432 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,707 [chuckles] You know, back when we were grifting together,

433 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:26,752 never did I ever think I'd be giving you parenting advice.

434 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:27,712 [laughs]

435 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,632 Hey! No! What…

436 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,011 -[friend] Hey! -[groans]

437 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,679 [kidnapper] Drive, drive, drive!

438 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,392 [tires squeal]

439 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,024 -[blows, exhales sharply] Whoo! -[phone buzzes]

440 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:49,900 [exhales sharply, chuckles]

441 00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:53,821 Tara. Been a minute. Steal anything good lately?

442 00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:55,948 Somebody grabbed Sophie. They could be heading anywhere.

443 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,283 -So, we've gotta-- -Wait.

444 00:26:58,451 --> 00:26:59,577 Of course, they grabbed her.

445 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,246 No one's in town except for me.

446 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,416 They'll call me with a ransom demand. Probably to steal something.

447 00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:07,126 They don't have a big lead. We can track 'em.

448 00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:10,713 Breanna's driving the food truck back from a naval base in Georgia.

449 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,299 -If she's in the city, I'll loop her in. -Georgia? [stammers]

450 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:16,635 You ran a con on an Ohio-class nuclear submarine?

451 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:19,096 Just a small one. Don't call this phone again.

452 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,974 They have Sophie's phone, so they have the frequency to our comms.

453 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,143 I need to act surprised if they call me.

454 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,063 If Breanna's in the city, I'll pass information through her.

455 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,147 You're my wild card.

456 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:33,361 They're not perfect. They already made one mistake.

457 00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:35,529 If they knew who I was…

458 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:38,616 They would've taken you out of play. Grabbed you too. Or killed you.

459 00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,117 That's what I would've done.

460 00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:43,454 -I'd have killed you too, babe. -Aw. [chuckles]

461 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:48,334 You search, I'm gonna do lasers until they call. It relaxes me.

462 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:52,838 Okay, I'm not sure what that means, but sure. You do lasers.

463 00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:54,924 [chuckles]

464 00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:11,190 [phone rings]

465 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:15,569 Oh. Hi. H-Hi, I'm Breanna.

466 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,699 It's an honor. This is an amazing opportunity.

467 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:23,035 Yeah, I'm so glad Sophie was snatched so we could share it.

468 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,204 Ooh! No, no, no. That… That… That's not what I meant. I--

469 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,664 Relax, kid. What do you have?

470 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:30,292 As Parker anticipated, the opposition is in our primary phone system,

471 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,128 but she's got me on a burner phone.

472 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,671 They're tracking her location.

473 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:36,799 Well, that's good. It means they'll be focused on her. It gives us a shot.

474 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:37,883 What'd they ask her to steal?

475 00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:40,719 The Grand Complication Marie Antoinette watch.

476 00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:43,681 I'm texting you the location.

477 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,475 Did you get any info on the car that grabbed Sophie?

478 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:49,270 Brown van, no license. But I knocked out the right taillight.

479 00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:51,981 Nice. That's gonna make things a lot easier

480 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,941 when I get into those traffic cameras.

481 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,776 Meet you at the target coordinates.

482 00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:03,784 Yeah, that went well. You were cool.

483 00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:06,454 You were talking to a legend. You were cool.

484 00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,165 [clears throat]

485 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,751 [engine revs]

486 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,893 The restaurant's security cameras and all down the block,

487 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,311 blinked out for about two minutes.

488 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,105 So I'm gonna need to start my search outside of that radius.

489 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,317 Tara smashed one of the taillights so…

490 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,403 I can run a visual AI algorithm to scan the footage for that pattern.

491 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,697 Single taillight. Instead of… two.

492 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:45,117 It'll cut my search by, like, 80%. I'm still gonna need more time.

493 00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:49,288 [blows] Big wigs. Huh. For bigwigs.

494 00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:53,167 I've got a plan.

495 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,752 [typing]

496 00:29:58,547 --> 00:29:59,548 [Tara] I'm outside.

497 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:02,510 [door buzzes]

498 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:03,594 [footsteps approach]

499 00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:06,722 [gasps] Oh, wow.

500 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:08,933 Nice to meet you, too, Breanna.

501 00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:10,768 I'm sorry, you're a rock star.

502 00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,479 [stammers] Military intelligence, the Russian prison escape, the Turkish--

503 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:15,064 I know my bio, hon. Okay.

504 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:18,150 Uh, I can slide in with the catering. So, are we still on burners?

505 00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:23,113 Uh, no. Uh, on comms. It's a different frequency.

506 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:25,074 Parker needs you to get to the watch.

507 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,034 A second thief will buy me time to find Sophie.

508 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:28,452 -I like it. -Okay.

509 00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:31,413 In this sleeve is a sonic detonator.

510 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,666 I'll use it to shatter the glass. You knock out the lights.

511 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:34,917 Is there a retrieval wire?

512 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,461 Yes. With a neodymium magnet to lift out the watch.

513 00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:39,838 -I-I… so I made that myself. -And what's Parker doing?

514 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:41,674 Well, the bad guys can see what Parker's doing,

515 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,926 so she has to keep going after the watch.

516 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,636 Then let's give 'em a show, huh?

517 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:52,768 Let's give 'em… Let's give 'em… Let's give 'em a show. Let's give 'em a show.

518 00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:07,408 Got it. [sighs]

519 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,076 [Breanna] Told Parker I got into the cameras.

520 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,954 -The watch is in the vault. -In the vault. I know. But there's a line.

521 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:15,749 -She's gotta find me another way in. -Pardon me. Where is the watch display?

522 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,626 [laughs]

523 00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:19,670 [groans, huffs]

524 00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:21,839 [sighs]

525 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:27,845 Parker find me a way in?

526 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,223 Yes. Um. Through the vents.

527 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,975 What is it with her and vents?

528 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,184 [Breanna] So, the problem is,

529 00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:37,271 is that there's a gaggle of Antoinettes clogging up the hallway

530 00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:39,273 and she can't open the access panel for you.

531 00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:42,067 Also, the line is still too long to get into the vault.

532 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:45,237 Didn't that lady say something about a dance?

533 00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:58,417 I cloned her phone.

534 00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:06,050 Yep. And I got her playlist. Let's bump that song up a bit.

535 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:11,180 Uh. Are they starting now? Did you tell them to start now?

536 00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:15,517 No. I-I-I mean y-yes. You… You should… You should dance…

537 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,686 Begin the Contredanse Allemande.

538 00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:23,400 [classical music playing]

539 00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:51,303 Vents. Very peaceful. I get it now.

540 00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:53,222 [Breanna] Glad you're in. Okay. Target acquired?

541 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,307 -…distance for Sophie's sake. -This is for Sophie's sake.

542 00:32:55,391 --> 00:32:56,850 Not quite. Parker's arguing with somebody.

543 00:32:56,934 --> 00:32:58,769 -[Astrid] I got a message. -[Parker] I got a message.

544 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:01,146 Astrid. Seriously? Astrid Pickford's here?

545 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:05,109 Sophie's daughter? What do we do? What do we do?

546 00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:08,320 [sighs] Stick to the plan. We're running out of time.

547 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,322 [exhales deeply]

548 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,700 -[ringing] -[both groan]

549 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,753 [knocking]

550 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:32,344 Ah, Tara. Somebody's outside. [stammers] I'm gonna need some help.

551 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,514 [pants]

552 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:37,307 I got you, babe. Hang on.

553 00:33:48,736 --> 00:33:50,028 Sorry, boys. We're closed.

554 00:33:51,822 --> 00:33:53,699 [grunting]

555 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:56,160 -[grunts] -Look. All right. O-Okay.

556 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:01,790 [pants] Yeah! Mess with yo' mama.

557 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:03,959 -Right. Come on, killer. -Come-- Okay. Yeah.

558 00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:07,254 I could never steal a mother's love.

559 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,590 [panting] I don't even know how it works.

560 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:19,141 -[grunts, groans] -[yells]

561 00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:27,024 Ah! We have to… [pants]

562 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:30,277 Yeah. Work together. Which sucks.

563 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,613 -[chuckles, pants] -[phone buzzing]

564 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,701 What do I do?

565 00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:42,498 [Parker] Answer the call. I'll leave my phone.

566 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:45,709 Tell them this…

567 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,170 And Parker? Where is she?

568 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:50,130 [Astrid] She's dead.

569 00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:54,259 [gasps]

570 00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:58,180 [panting]

571 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:05,938 I'm sorry. I'd never actually kill you, you know. Not even for her.

572 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:14,988 Astrid. Hi. Awkward. Phone please?

573 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,157 What are you doing?

574 00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:19,451 -[typing] -Spoofing the GPS.

575 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:23,747 They will think you are headed up the highway, while we go get Sophie.

576 00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:24,915 We know where she is?

577 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,291 Ask Breanna.

578 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:30,212 All I had to do was search for a brown van with a busted taillight,

579 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:33,340 near a circa 1915 building, from the glass fuse.

580 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,803 And match it with the generative-filled photo…

581 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,888 She is in…

582 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,808 the abandoned Granite Street Power Station.

583 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:45,435 -Tara helped. -I'll drive.

584 00:35:51,984 --> 00:35:53,610 Let's go steal Sophie Devereaux.

585 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,204 And your half hour is up.

586 00:36:04,288 --> 00:36:05,873 You know you almost had it right.

587 00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:10,085 -[panting] -No more bluffing. No more mind-games.

588 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:11,712 Alexandra Bligh?

589 00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:17,009 RIZ, right? Security firm, they used to work black bag jobs for dictators.

590 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:19,845 But then they just suddenly collapsed. What happened?

591 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,513 We did.

592 00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:24,641 Astrid. You got her right.

593 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:29,897 Her strength is that she reveres the law and upholds it no matter what.

594 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:36,778 Her weakness? She follows her heart. And has me as her mother.

595 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:42,326 But Parker. Ooh. You are out of your depth.

596 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:47,706 You read her completely wrong. As a thief? A glorified pickpocket?

597 00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:55,464 Parker is magnificent. She has no weaknesses. She's laser focused.

598 00:36:56,673 --> 00:37:00,093 She's been three steps ahead of you the entire time.

599 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,057 And you gave her half an hour to set it up.

600 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,099 [scoffs] Set what up?

601 00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:10,395 I honestly don't know. But it's gonna be fun.

602 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:14,733 Hello, boys.

603 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,820 -[grunting] -[grunts]

604 00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:21,281 -[groans] -[grunting]

605 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:23,450 [gunshot]

606 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,037 Parker. Parker.

607 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:29,665 They can't stop me.

608 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:31,541 [grunts, pants]

609 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,710 Oh. You came to rescue your mother.

610 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:38,507 She's right. You do follow your heart. Sadly that just leaves you defenseless.

611 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,343 [Parker] You made a huge mistake, Bligh.

612 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:44,054 Probably the biggest mistake you could have made.

613 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,225 Worse than letting Tara escape.

614 00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:53,897 Worse than giving us time to track you to your little lair.

615 00:37:53,981 --> 00:37:56,817 And worse than pitting me and Astrid against each other.

616 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,027 And what mistake is that?

617 00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:02,990 You messed with my family.

618 00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:05,993 -[inhales sharply] -[gun clicks]

619 00:38:10,372 --> 00:38:11,665 [grunts]

620 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:15,502 [Alexandra grunting]

621 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,632 [grunts, shrieks]

622 00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:23,135 Careful. With that kimura move you might break her collarbone.

623 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:25,387 -Oh, I'm counting on it. -[grunting]

624 00:38:27,014 --> 00:38:29,266 [grunts, pants]

625 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,560 H-How did you get that clip?

626 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:36,064 And you gave her half an hour to set it up.

627 00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:37,107 [scoffs] Set what up?

628 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:41,820 I honestly don't know. But it's gonna be fun.

629 00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:47,534 -Come on. -[stammers]

630 00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:51,038 Did… And did you… Well, did you call… Did she… Did you call me family?

631 00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:52,748 Is that what you meant?

632 00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:54,833 [groans]

633 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:02,007 Hi. I'm Agent Sharon Healy from Interpol.

634 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,468 Agent Astrid Pickford called me here.

635 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,804 And you have officially ruined my Friday night.

636 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:08,889 [chuckles]

637 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:09,973 Alexandra Bligh,

638 00:39:10,057 --> 00:39:13,727 you are wanted on 29 outstanding warrants for fraud,

639 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:16,229 money laundering and conspiracy.

640 00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:19,608 [pants] Oh, crap.

641 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,168 You okay?

642 00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:45,258 Hey. Uh, Bligh's being cuffed and the truck's out back.

643 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:54,351 [chuckles] You know, you're one hell of a wingman.

644 00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:57,687 Did you just say wingman? Because…

645 00:39:58,271 --> 00:39:59,648 Who's up for a nightcap?

646 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,691 She called me a wingman.

647 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,158 Polar Diamond heist, 2018.

648 00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:11,701 -Yep. -I knew it.

649 00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:14,204 Frankly, it was embarrassing, they went with a substandard

650 00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:16,540 -Boylan-Kim motion detector. -…Kim motion detector.

651 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:20,418 Glenn-Reeder had just come out with the far superior 12-B, it was right there.

652 00:40:20,502 --> 00:40:22,170 I know. I told them, and they didn't listen.

653 00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:23,964 So actually I don't hold that one against you.

654 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,675 Madrid art museum 2012.

655 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:29,177 Somebody almost stopped me from getting the Goya.

656 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,513 I was this close.

657 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:32,681 It was you.

658 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:37,644 Hmm. Guards. Opposite rooftops. Thermal scopes. It was nice.

659 00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:43,024 Thanks. I was playing a great opponent. You know. Raised my game.

660 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,818 Hmm. [chuckles]

661 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:46,695 You didn't stop me from getting the Caravaggio

662 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,488 from the Salerno museum though. [chuckles]

663 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:50,240 You stole a Caravaggio?

664 00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:53,493 No.

665 00:40:57,122 --> 00:41:02,502 Huh. Wait. Are they… Are they bonding?

666 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:05,422 Uh, that's terrifying. [chuckles]

667 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,592 Thank you. For everything.

668 00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,220 You don't need to thank me.

669 00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:14,598 We're ride or die. [chuckles]

670 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:18,310 Oh, and you know Parker's going to want this. [chuckles]

671 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:24,524 Hey. You remember when I said I couldn't, uh, picture giving you parenting advice?

672 00:41:26,443 --> 00:41:27,444 It suits you.

673 00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:30,280 [chuckles]

674 00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:35,202 -You did call me that. -[Parker] No, I didn't.

675 00:41:35,285 --> 00:41:36,786 Family. That was what you said.

676 00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:39,539 No. Family's, plural, I was talking to Sophie.

677 00:41:39,623 --> 00:41:44,294 Oh, I don't know. It sounds like you were directly referring to me.

678 00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:47,756 Parker. Tara wanted you to have this.

679 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:50,967 Hmm. Hmm. [gasps]

680 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,261 Seriously?

681 00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:55,555 Ooh, cake. [gasps]

682 00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:58,225 -Cake? -Mmm. My cake.

683 00:41:58,308 --> 00:41:59,643 Parker.

684 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:03,021 Not my cake?

685 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:04,689 Share nicely, girls.

686 00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:17,661 -Oh, Parker! [grunting] -[grunting]

687 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,046 [chuckles]

688 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:22,892 I have never been so mad at myself for trusting a man.

689 00:43:22,976 --> 00:43:24,311 How much did he take from you?

690 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:25,812 All of my savings.

691 00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:28,982 Neal Trivedi, a self-swindled millionaire from Mumbai.

692 00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:30,400 -He's a catfish. -Yes.

693 00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:32,193 [Breanna] He's an equal-opportunity swindler.

694 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,903 What? Me? [chuckles] You guys…

695 00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:35,071 I'm honored.

696 00:43:35,155 --> 00:43:36,948 -Not bad, huh? -[Breanna] It needs swagger.

697 00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:39,200 We need rizz.

698 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,577 Where do you buy rizz?

699 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,037 Love to show you around New Orleans.

700 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,956 I'd love to give you the full NOLA experience.

701 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,458 [Becky] Dad?

[vortainz]

The IZ comics have 15 extremely cool artists and here's a slight guide on how to identify them :3

Aaron Alexovich

- typically more dynamic and what i would describe as a “scratchy” artstyle

Issues: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 16, "Gir's Big Day", "Holiday Special", "The Dookie Loop Horror"

KC Green

- very silly and colorful style, creator of the “this is fine” comic/meme

Issues: 6, "Bitters and the Witch", 31

Dave Crosland

- more detailed style, similar to Alexovich but a bit cleaner

Issues: 7, 8, 9, 10, 21, "Invasion!"

Sarah Andersen

- another very silly style, though simpler than KC’s, creator of the “Sarah Scribbles” webcomics

Issue: 11

Warren Wucinich

- main artist and letter-er, typically stays fairly true to the original style though is a bit more round and curvier

Issues: 12, 13, 14, "Tales of Bitter", "The Evil Ms.Bitters", "Sweetheart Bitters", 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, "Tales of Stuff What Did Not Happen", 42, 43, 44, 45, 50, "Dib's Dilemma"

Ian Mcginty

- fairly detailed and feels 3d at times, typically a cover artists (see here)

Issue: "Ms.Bitters' Bugs"

Sarah Graley

- ANOTHER silly style :3, this time more chibi than the others with flat colors

Issue: 26

Maddie C.

- i don’t know how to explain it but squishy, similar to the original style but instead of being mostly flat/sharp lines it’s more curvy (dib being the best example)

Issues: 27, 29, 30, 38, 46, 47, 48

Mady G

- sil,,,,ly, everything just flows together really nicely, very stretchy and expressive

Issue: 28

Kate Sherron

- similar to Wuncinich but id say its a bit more 2d

Issues: 32, 34, 35, 37, 39, "Sugar & Spice"

Meg Casey

- very expressive and curvy

Issue: 32, "ZIM No More", 49

Fred C. Stresing

- tastes like mint ???????, i dunno how to explain it but very cool, i like zims faces

Issues: 33, "Warlocker ZIM", 49, "Zim's Greatest Plan"

Tait Howard & Matthew Seely

- uber chibi, very big eyes

Issue: 36

Dean Rankine

- only 2 pages so i cant really say much but cool

Issue: "SuperZIM"

Drew Rausch

- extremely shapely if that makes sense

Issue: 41