#Lucienposting

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PRAYING for more yandere angel crumbs 🙏🙏🙏 Also ur art and writing style is so gorgeous im tweaking

I’ll answer your prayer nonnie 🪽🪽🪽🪽 I’m the lord and I work in mysterious ways.. THANK YEW I am always so insecure about my work being at least fathomable to read and look at without getting an “..Oh! “ moment from people 💔💔

NAUGHTY HEADCANNONS UNDERNEATH THE CUT!!

• Okay so I think I need to get this out of the way, Angels in my book are genderfluid, or just don’t really care for genders since it’s not really needed in Divinia(My version of heaven). They have the freedom to shape their body to their will, that includes gender and sexual organs. Lucien prefers his male counterpart over his female one when it comes to just pleasure. However, for breeding purposes he is required to at least change the sexual organs on the inside of his body, meaning prostate into Uterus.

•This leads to my next point, He can in fact get pregnant. However he is not going to give human birth, he is going to have his own process of birth as many angels do too. They lay eggs. 😊

•Now I really wanted to talk about his behavior while he is waiting for the eggs to hatch, he will dutifully make a little nest with your clothes and pillows, then settle there until he can push the batch out.

•if you read the first part, you can probably tell he is eager to lay his first batch of eggs, but now you may wonder what is inside of them?? Great question!!! Nephillims and a chance of flying eyeballs with wings.

•angels don’t really care or find attachment to their offspring, most of the time their children will wander off to somewhere idk, so you can be an irresponsible parent!!!

•He is not very pleasant during this period of time when he is pumped full of babies. He isn’t hostile towards you per se, he is hostile towards anyone else BUT YOU. Even pets!! If your dog wants to greet him and sniff his eggs, he will be livid. He will swat at the dog and hiss for it to get away. Call it protective motherly instincts..?

•NEVER bring people to the house during this time, he will be even more violent than towards animals. if anyone finds him in the corner of your room, say goodbye to that friend because they probably aren’t going to be seen ever again.

•Mating process!!!!!!! Put him in a mating press just DO IT. Believe me that you will not regret it, like I bet you will be hypnotized by the melodic mewls coming out of his mouth. If bending him over doggystyle, GRAB HIS HAIR, PULL ON IT PLEASE.

•Your gender doesn’t really matter during mating with him. Angels work in mysterious ways to accommodate your body’s anatomy.

•The little wings on the sides of his head and on his hips will twitch helplessly, contracting and retracting when reaching an orgasm. It’s actually so interesting to see.

•Pee in him. Don’t ask why.

•There are times where he will spread his lips open when changing his organs to female aligned ones, he will stretch himself open, letting you see INSIDE him, how his cervix and walls twitch and flex in sheer need of being filled. And if you look up at his face you will find the most adoration filled look you have ever seen, this isn’t just sex for him, it’s a bonding ritual with the love of his life.

•Okay, now moving onto more SFW headcannons, He is an alright cook, although he can improve very quickly. He does make some feet kicking tea though, his brownies and cookies slap so hard too, it’s like those cookies your grandma made.

•He is very well acquainted with the elderly, he enjoys speaking to them and finds familiarity and understanding amongst them. He is older than the earth so he is an old soul, naturally he would be a charmer with the grandmas too.

•softest feathers, like rest your face on the large set of wings on his back and you might ascend to another plane of existence. He will laugh at your blissed out face and kiss the tip of your nose while wrapping the wings on his hips around you.

•his boobs and hair bounce when he walks. :)

[birdieselfships]

not to be a freak but i want to smell her

[elusetta]

my dog has, in the most uniquely Californian way I've ever observed from a non-human, become tragically obsessed with a burrito plushie. it is a cat toy filled with catnip and sits on top of her crate. whenever it is in her line of sight she stares piteously at it and whimpers. I have never given it to her. Nobody has ever given it to her. I have never seen her this attached to a plush and it's a fucking catnip burrito that doesn't even belong to her.

What on EARTH is going on in her little head...

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the best and funniest thing about lucienposting is seeing some people in the tags be like "love this batshit serial killer! can't believe some people think this guy is dreamboat husbando material" and then immediately after someone tags it like "omg my dreamboat husbando i'm gonna kiss him" and they're both right

[pantasticon]

Tonight we say hello …and goodbye 💙 @lucienpost Me & Lulu in 2013 at BMC ✨ Photo by the amazing @alice.blangero 💋 #onenightonly #tbt (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ0R9IsMGmA/?utm_medium=tumblr

[malarkey42]

match my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

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𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 🪽🕯️

I INTRODUCE YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL!!! He is in disguise as a human and apparently is your neighbor!! He forgets to blink so he keeps his eyes closed.. Lucien is serving more waist than a corseted Victorian woman!! Certified hottie and murder— I mean. House wife!!! ＼（���○＾）人（＾○＾）／

Lucien is around 6’3 for your height difference, when he is in his more.. Realistic form, he can literally hold you in his palm (I’m too lazy to do height or wtv), he can fit you in his mouth NO MORE VORE ALLEGATIONS!!! >:(

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𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐗 𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘! 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 — MDNI! TW: male pregnancy mentions . semen in cookies . violent tendencies from yandere . batshit crazy yandere . stalking . highkey blasphemous . probably more but I can’t bother .

~ᗩ blonde angel bowed deeply, forehead pressed against the soft grass that served as flooring. There he sat before a grand throne, one made of gold and flowers.

“I demand thou protect one of my precious children, (Y/N).” The voice of his mother spoke, her long fingers tapping at a rhythmic pace on her throne’s armrest.

The angel at her feet had no choice but to oblige, eyes opening just the slightest bit to peer down at the crystal ball in his hands.

(Y/N), a clumsy little human barely bumbling their way through life, it was tragic how much they got themselves in trouble.

It seemed that their fortune was as good as a black cat’s. A soft frown pulled at the corners of his mouth.

He was watching you from up above, perched  on a fluffy cloud. He had just witnessed you walk into a glass door then proceed to trip on air and land in a muddy puddle.

This wasn’t just a one time occurrence, these little accidents were daily, at every hour, almost as if your luck had a schedule. Goodness, you never could catch a break.

Lucien needed some disguise to infiltrate (Y/N)’s life, it was an unconventional choice of guarding a human but still a viable one.

He needed to get close, if you were anyone else then he would watch from a distance but the problem is you weren’t anyone else. You were you. 

Clumsy, unlucky little old you.

He extended a hand out before himself, looking down at his hand in awe, this human vessel he had adopted was looked exactly like any other person.

His face and body were beautiful, uncannily so, there were almost no changes apart from his wings and halo being hidden.

He was significantly shorter though, he was just a tiny bit shorter than a door frame, just a feather away from hitting his head against the top of the doorway.

He peeked his head out from his apartment, you were taking out the trash, he could already feel the disaster about to happen.

You walked down your doorsteps, your foot catching on nothing and your body begin to fall forward. 

The angel swooped in, catching the trash bag in one of his hands, his other arm tightening over your mid section like a seat belt.

You sighed in relief, someone had saved you from your daily stumble, one less bruise on your knees and the slightest bit of your ego saved from embarrassment.

Lucien met your gaze, the world went fuzzy around him, as if a blur filter had been placed around you, just to bring his attention to your pretty face.

Is this what the forbidden fruit looks like? What it feels like?

His eyes widened, fingers beginning to curl in on your sides as if you were a frail baby bird.

His heart beat hard against his ribcage, the bizarre feeling being strangely out of place, as if someone had uncomfortably touched his heart with their bare hands, gently squeezing their fingers around the muscle.

The flush that crept up his neck was unwelcome, these feelings. Whatever they may be were unfit of an angel, a guardian angel much less. 

He was quick to squash those sentiments. How utterly blasphemous, a celestial being feeling drawn to a little human? A poor, innocent.. Sweet.. unbelievably adorable human.

He realized he had been staring for too long, blink! He reminded himself, humans blinked a lot and he was forgetting about it!

He decided to close his eyes, long almost white eyelashes grazing his cheeks.

His hands were so large, you noticed. They wrapped around your limbs as if they were nothing but a thin handlebar.

His hands sweat, your soft flesh under his own. He could snap your bones like they were glow sticks without even noticing.

You blinked a few times, your brain struggling to catch up. A beautiful stranger had just caught you in his arms like a shoujo cliche.

He laughed nervously, putting you down on the ground with an apologetic smile.

“Ahaha~… My deepest apologies— I didn’t intend to hold onto you for so long!” He tilted his head down, hands clasped together in a gentle gesture.

You simply watched with wide eyes, was this another trick of your rotten fortune? Was he going to get ran over by a semi truck as fast as you opened your mouth to speak?

“No..No worries. I actually liked it.” You stopped for a moment, immediately regretting your poor wording.

Did you just make yourself look like a pervert in front of your nextdoor hottie?

“I mean— Like-Like in the way that I’m happy that you didn’t let me fall! Yeah, uh. Thanks so much!” You offered an awkward thumbs up, offering him a crooked smile.

And.. There he goes, turning eerily quiet again and just.. staring.

He didn’t say anything. He reminded you of a barn owl, his eyes had this weird effect, somehow seeming as if holding the most ancient answers that the earth could offer.

You shifted in your feet, suddenly feeling uncomfortable.

“So.. I’m guessing you are my neighbor?” You asked, your hand gently taking the black trash bag from his hand.

That snapped him back to reality, nodding his head the slightest bit, ashen locks falling over his delicate features in the most enviable way.

Oh how you hated pretty men. How extremely unfair for them to hold the most stunning eyelashes, hair and faces.

“Indeed, my name is Lucien. Lucien Serafin.” What a strangely angelic name, you pondered. 

You threw the trash bag inside the trash bin, rolling it out in the driveway for the garbage truck.

“That’s a very pretty name.” You complimented, wrinkling your nose a little at the stench coming from the garbage bins.

“I’m (Y/N).” So this was his person. He acknowledged, unconsciously gravitating towards you like a baby chick seeking its mother.

“Your name is much more beautiful.” He threw the compliment back at your face, his hand coming up to brush some strands of blonde silk behind his ear.

That felt like an insult, coming from a stunning man, that is.

Does he even know how ethereal he is? You blushed a little. Your hand scratching at your temple in a nervous habit.

Lucien took note of that, he would have to write it in his very, totally normal (Y/N) dedicated notebook. He wanted to know absolutely everything about you, from the exact shade of your eyes to your favorite type of socks.

Just the basic things!

“..Yeah.” You coughed, looking around for a moment of escape.

“Weeeell…. I’m going to work right now, thank you for the help!” You dragged out the l, stretching the bottom of your shirt back down.

You fled, Lucien blinked once and you disappeared as if by a trick of magic, your door slammed as you entered your apartment.

Woah, that was Certainly something. 

You had someone to look forward to seeing every morning now. Was this a next door crush? An apartment complex romance?

You giggled at the thought, skipping off to find your work uniform.

Lucien had done extremely close observations on you since that day.

That strange sensation in his chest wouldn’t go away when he saw you. In fact, it got stronger, more violent, like a black hole eating whatever it crossed.

He had been warned to not fall for humans, that they were nothing but trouble for his divine kind.

But he couldn’t really find it in himself to care, he was far too corrupted to do so.

He followed you everywhere, there wasn’t a moment you were out of his sights. With a gentle whisk of his hand he would part seas of people for you, just to make sure that you wouldn’t fall and trip over someone’s foot.

He blew a dollar bill in your direction whenever you were short by a dollar when buying your morning coffee.

The angel gently warded creeps into traffic in an attempt to isolate you from that type of trash. Lucien would simply smile as he watched them get trampled violently by semi trucks, becoming nothing but a pile of ground meat and blood.

Lucien sighed dreamily as he watched you nap in your bed, his wings fluffed up in delight as you shifted in your sleep, your cute little hand reaching out to hug a plushie he had gifted you.

He cooed quietly from outside your window, dragging a hand down the glass. His breath fogging up the crystal a little, his chest pressed desperately against it.

He just wanted to build a nest around you, to stuff your bed full of his feathers and treasures. Would you take care of him while he was full of eggs? Womb swollen with your children?

He buried his burning face in his hands, trying to stifle the soft sounds coming from his mouth in his flushed state.

To make things worse he had been slowly picking up human habits, he knew it was wrong to give pleasure to himself but it was just so hard  to stop when he knew that his neighbor next door(you) was hearing his pathetic mewls through the thin walls—No, he had to get a hold of himself. 

He had to get off your windowsill, oh.. He would but the devil on his shoulder whispered to him a particularly wrong thought.

With a small wave of his hand, one of his feathers squeezed through the window panel, flying in and snaking itself into your covers.

He immediately felt the warmth of your body, he might have ascended back to heaven in that moment.

He turned his head, gazing down. A person clad in black stood at the bottom of the sidewalk. 

Lucien knew that the figure couldn’t see him, the person wasn’t looking at him at all, it was looking ahead, past him.

He narrowed his eyes, knowing immediately who they were staring at.

The divine man watched as the human lifted a camera, snapping a picture of your room.

That particular feeling arose, that one where his chest burned with something he couldn’t put a name to.

It didn’t burn it that delicious way he knew you gave him. But in that way that made him want to wring his hands around the person’s neck and squeeze until their throat severed from their head.

Lucien knew better than that. He was strictly forbidden to touch a child of man with his bare hands with intentions of harm.

So he did the second best option! He brought his hand down quickly, a lighting bolt ripping through the fluffy clouds and electrocuting the stalker to his miserable death.

Lucien chuckled sardonically, bringing a fist to his mouth to conceal his mean grin.

Oh well, there’s about eight billion more people. No one will miss a single, forgettable guy.

He shrugged mindlessly, going back to see you staring through your window. You can’t see him. He noticed, of course you couldn’t. You would see him when he allowed you to.

He silently observed as you opened the window, the soft breeze fluttering both his and your hair. You leaned on the sill, looking outside with bored eyes.

Lucien’s face was so close to yours, his pupils dilated as he took in all your facial details. He fought the thought of cupping your face with his hands and nuzzling you.

He extended a his index, the finger coming closer to your face until—

Boop.

You suddenly felt the urge to sneeze, you looked away from the window and sneezing into the crook of your elbow.

“—Chuu!” You sniffed, wiping your face, perhaps some pollen had gotten in your nostrils?

You picked off a large, soft feather off your face. When did that get there? You thought while looking around, you were sure there weren’t any birds nesting outside your apartment.

Lucien laughed out loud as you whipped your head in bewilderment. 

He smelled something pleasant in the air, a sweet aroma wafting around him and coming from the apartment next to yours.

Sugar honey iced tea! The cookies he was baking!

He immediately entered back into his own abode, running to the oven and taking out the cookies as quick as possible.

He took them out just as they almost burnt. He sighed in relief. He had read somewhere that a way to show love to a human was by food!

The way to a person’s heart is by their stomach? 

Or something along those lines..

The angel didn’t even know he could produce the same liquid human males could! He was taught to preserve this substance for the love of his life, not to use it in such a.. strange manner.

He knew you probably weren’t going to accept it upfront in its most pure form.. So instead he thought that he could make cookies with it!

He took one treat off the tray carefully, taking a small bite for himself. 

He could barely taste his semen! This truly was the perfect recipe, Lucien didn’t waste any time to pack the chocolate chip cookies in cute baggies.

He would come back later to clean up, he gazed at the dirty counters one last time before leaving.

Remnants of his love streaked across the wooden table, Lucien simply shut the door to his apartment.

he gently knocked on your door, calling out your name sweetly.

You came running, opening the door in haste. Your hair messy and strands spiking up in different directions.

“Aw.. Did I wake you from a nap?” He asked, using a gentler and quieter voice for you. 

“Momm— I mean.” You coughed, bring your hands over your head to smooth your hair down.

“Lucien! Is there something wrong?” You raised a brow, looking outside into the halls of the complex for some kind of danger.

He shook his head, bringing attention to the woven basket full of fresh baked treats.

“Not quite, I made cookies and wanted to share them with you!” He kindly offered, taking one of the cookies and initiating a ‘here comes the airplane!!’ movement towards your mouth.

You complied, you were used to his strange ways and were too tired to actually fight back.

You chewed on the cookie, looking off to the side to appreciate the flavors.

Wow, it’s actually pretty dang good.

You hummed in contentment, reaching out to pluck another cookie from the basket.

“These are so good. You actually made them?” You praised, stuffing the cookies into your mouth again.

His fingers trembled, he was trying so. hard.

So hard to keep a straight face and not tackle you into the ground. So hard to not start gushing about how he loves you so so much and has been basically obsessing over you for the last year.

So hard to not let you know that he has sneaked into your apartment to cuddle with you, to not let you know he has been the one improving your luck and eliminating all those around you.

Not yet. He thought, he walked into your apartment for the first time. He inhaled deeply, your scent surrounded him in an all consuming embrace.

He had lived in heaven for as long as he could remember but.. This haven of yours made the pearly skies seem bland and empty in comparison.

He didn’t care. He could have his wings torn off his back, his halo crushed by his own creator. 

He now understood the sinners down in hell. For he would burn for an eternity too if that meant he could have you and your love.

You beckoned him to sit next to you, he didn’t know why things came to be this way. But he would do whatever it took for it to stay how it was. By your side. Forever.

He rubbed his cheek against your own face. He still hadn’t mastered the act of.. Kissing. He wanted for you to teach him properly, so for now he would simply resort to doing what cats do to claim their territory.

You didn’t even squirm under him. Instead you hugged him back, trying to comprehend what he was doing.

He didn’t need to ascend back home, not when he had a much better one here. With you ♥

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𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ! ! ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥

✎ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐘𝐄𝐑 » MAIN PROFILE!! — Introduction!! . Home alone... . what if his darling had a crush? . what if his darling cheated on him?. candy cigarettes . nipple piercing? . reaction to crazy darling . heads will roll (OLD ART) . jealous jealous jealous boy . would Alejandro leave you? . double standard (ART) . only yours . a case of sniffles and kisses -- thunderbolts and snuggles . choco craze . equally obsessed darling . cheater darling pt2 . what if they were pregnant? . for you, the light i bathe in . alejandro lore? character board . cuteness aggression . his reaction to darling saying “why aren’t you holding my hand?” . Doodle dump (art) .#Alejandroposting for all posts!

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✎ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 » MAIN PROFILE IN M. LIST PT 2!! — intro . pt 2 ⭒ #Mikhailposting for all posts!

✎ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 » MAIN PROFILE IN M. LIST PT2 !! — intro . more on Juno . #Junoposting for all posts!

✎ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐂𝐎𝐖 𝐇𝐘𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 » MAIN PROFILE!! — intro . Briar's look alike . is briar edible? + lore(?) . His cup size . Meow or Moo? . what if they were pregnant? . more Briar . evil shenanigans . groping his man boobs . eating Briar's ass . Big cow man comfort-fluff . Briar has both genitals . how fat is that ass? and how is he with a mischievous darling . if he has competition . how does his big ass bathe?. Cute fan art! . AMAZING FANART AGAIN!!! . milkshake . bad boy . I’m hungry . what kind of baked goods does he like? . Briar fluff during menstrual pain .#Briarposting for future posts!

✎ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 »MAIN PROFILE IN M. LIST PT 2!! — intro . #Susanoposting for future posts!

✎ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 » MAIN PROFILE IN M. LIST PT 2!! — intro . #Darioposting for future posts!

✎ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 » MAIN PROFILE!! — intro . what if they were pregnant? . extermination methods with Lucien . #Lucienposting for all posts!

✎ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑 (𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄)» MAIN PROFILE IN M.LIST PT 2!! — intro . rough character design (OLD ART) . Jealous to death . #Marcelleposting for all posts!

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✎ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐀𝐆 » MAIN PROFILE IN M. LIST PT 2!! — intro . #Edenposting for future posts!

𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒

dick headcannons . what if . best to worse daddy .

MASTERLIST #2 HERE!!

A/N~ Hello!! I might not update this masterlist very often, so if you ever want to look at a character's section containing ALL their asks and posts please sear in the searchbar [ #(Insert Character's first name)posting ].. Apologies in advance!!

navigation.. PLEASE READ! ⋆ about me!

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Ignore this if it makes you uncomfortable but how big are your yans peen peen (or like where does it reach i.e past their navel) I NEED TO KNOW

ARE YOU LAUGHING IN MY FACE? I AM NEVER UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THESE ASKS?? YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!! There are some who I haven’t wrote for yet but are definitely established..probably more to be coming

DICK HCS UNDER HERE!!

Alejandro (Yandere! Lawyer)

Veiny and pale, veins are slightly blue-green ish, matching with veins on his arms. Elegant, somehow. Has two moles on the top side, close to tip. Has a pink tip (FFB3BC). Very well groomed, shaved and smells good. Lets it peek from behind lingerie. Gets hard while picking out new sets to wear for you. Literally only gets hard for you. Soft: 7.2”. Hard: 8.1”

Yuuto (Yandere! Nurse)

Long, definitely smoother but has maybe one slightly visible vein on the side. Nuzzles into your palm funnily enough. Cute tip (F8C2B9). Piercings, has a Prince Albert. Shaved just in case you see him, although doesn’t really grow much hair anyway. Cum does NOT taste good (sad nurse noises). Gets huge boner when listening to your heartbeat recordings (STRICTLY). Soft: 7.4”. Hard: 8.3”

Marcelle (Yandere! Soldier)

Thick and on the heavier side. Is more girthy than long. Veins for days. Leans towards the left.  Is the most sensitive of all them freaks. Tidy enough, slightly lighter blonde hair going up his pelvic area in a bit of a happy trail. One of the only parts of his body that isn’t tanned. Freckles. Weirdly responsive. Tip color is (FFBFC1). Soft: 6.6” Hard: 7”

Juno (Yandere! Streamer)

Average. More of a shower than a grower. Light moles everywhere. Wear those slutty skirts and let it peek from under the lace. VIRGIN. Sopping wet, bro’s canoe is drooling as soon as he sees something slightly arousing . Hair is black like the roots peeking out from under his red hair on his head . Clean, very well shaved, keeps it tidy for you. Tip (F0C4B5). Soft: 5.7” Hard: 6”

Angelo (Yandere! Doll)

Honestly kinda weird. Length is adjustable. Has engraved lines around his pelvis so you can swap it out for a pussy. Has a single beauty mark on his hip. No hair at all because he is a doll so no pores. Will pierce himself if you want. Nods a lot. Gets a little flushed. Drools everywhere. Tip is a light color (FCDEDC). Soft: N/A. Hard: N/A

Lucien (Yandere! Angel)

Angelical just like him. Longer than thicker. Such soft skin. Absolutely no blemishes, no hair no nothing. Gorgeous. Curves upwards. Literally conforms to your every wish. Peaceful in some way. SO TWITCHY. so polite with it too. Gets love boners and has no idea what to do. Cum actually looks like pearly water. So sensitive too(hasn’t been touched since the earth was made). Virgin. Touches himself a lot. Tip is light and pretty (FFD5D9). Soft: (As you desire). Hard: (your every wish is granted).

Mikhail (Yandere! Model)

Actual model. Competes with Lucien in perfection. Very straight. Sometimes is so wet, precum literally dribbles down his thigh. A single vein on the bottom of his dick. If you just look at his face you can probably fool yourself into thinking he’s a girl. Is beautiful and soft to the touch. Grinds it gently against you in the mornings. So eager??? . Will walk naked in front of you just so you get a daily look. Literally competes with snow in regards of skin color. Single mole on base. has no hair at ALL(Would never let you see a single follicle). Blushes //>.<// . Tip is a pretty (FFD7E1). Soft: 6.0”. Hard: 6.6”

Susano (Yandere! Elf)

Second biggest. Very straight and pretty. Glitters slightly in the light. Rivals Angelo in cleanliness. Pretty heavy. Veins crawling up his pelvis. Cum tastes really good. Magical dih. Has white freckles and rune like markings. Shove your nail into his urethra and he will explode. Slaps against his stomach. Will put it in your hands as if it’s an offering. Rub himself against you when needy for attention. Gets extremely aroused when reading those 1800 ‘erotic’ books. Tip color is (B45A4A). Soft: 9.9”. Hard: 11”.

Briar (Yandere! Cow hybrid)

Absolute BEHEMOTH. Biggest dick on my whole roster. So heavy it won’t stand upright. Literally slouches against his thigh. Heavy enough you need both your hands and forearm power to lift it. Is the second most sensitive next to Marcelle. Doesn’t wear underwear intentionally just so you can see his dick print . Has love boners all the time and doesn’t even realize at times (it’s not his fault, he just gets such a dopamine boom when he sees you :c ). Humps your pillows while thinking of feeding you his meat or milk. Cries from pleasure. Has pretty patches of hypopigmentation(lack of melanin) on it. Tip (EAAA9E). Soft: 12.1” Hard: 13.5”

Dario (Yandere! Mortician)

Skinny ish. Has a Jacob’s ladder. Cum is tolerable. Surprisingly cums a lot and has good libido even though he looks anemic. Purple veins. Really excitable. Mushroom head. Has horse crops, you know what he uses them for already. Slutty underwear and you know it. Tip: (DAB0B0). Soft: 6.3”. Hard: 6.7”

Kairo (Yandere! Mad scientist)

Freckled. Nothing actually special. Above average. Consumes aphrodisiacs like candy. Black leather pants, need i say more?. Ginger with the slightest amount of hair, barely perceivable. Right curve. Tip color is (FFA6A6). Soft: 5.9”. Hard: 6.5”

Evelio (Yandere! Super hero)

Admirable. Has your initials tattooed on it with a tiny heart next them. Jerks his shit in public bathrooms sometimes. Good looking somehow?. Doesn’t last 5 minutes. Booty shorts with no underwear. Living off of energy drinks much like Yuuto (cum doesn’t taste good or bad just.. eh..). Breaks into your room and touches himself in front of your mirror, imagines you are the one touching him. Tip is closely colored to his skin (E5A690). Soft: 7.2” . Hard: 7.5”

Elio (Yandere! Nerd)

Cute ig. Definitely not intimidating. Stick cat ears onto it and like you have yourself a cute penis. The most virgin of them ALL. Extremely sensitive to vibrations or stimulation (if it’s coming from you). It’s still a good size though. Failed no nut November so many times it’s actually scary. Tip is one of the pinkest in my opinion (FDD4E2). Shaves only if he knows you are going to see him. Is physically ,genetically and spiritually incapable of forming a happy trail. Soft: 6”. Hard: 6.2”

Eden (Yandere! Bloodbag)

Its definitely pretty . gets all happy when it senses you. has a little bit of a bush. a single mole under his dick. virgin. likes getting gently bitten by you. his tip is slightly darker than his skin (C28762) . you know he gets sopping wet when horny, so much so that he gets the crotch of his underwear wet. Soft: 6.1" Hard: 6.3"

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I saw the anon who asked about the yans getting pregnant and being possible parents and I wanted to see this trope with Alejandro and yan angel‼️ :3

HI NONNIE!!! YES!! Anything for you 🩷

Okay so here’s the thing, Alejandro would have a CRAZY pregnancy glow, like are you kidding me?? Like bitch. How are you prettier than me??

LUCIEN is actually jaw dropping my gorgeous either way so he’d probably actually glowing.

well, information about them being parents under the cuut!!

Let’s start with Alejandro, well first and foremost, he would be such a DILF?? Like come awn beb. You know it, he wouldn’t be the best parent but also wouldn’t be the worst pos.

I’ll discuss this in deeper detail in another post later but he has a lot of trauma involving his parents, and sadly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Not as neglectful as Yuuto, but would leave his child home alone just to go to a trip to Italy with you. Like I kid you not he will just leave an envelope with money and LEAVE.

He is only happy if you are happy, when you get in an argument with your child and they turn to Alejandro istg he will give them the DIRTIEST look, like the ones he gives criminals in court and hang on your side, whispering punishments for them in your ear, taking advantage that you’re upset.

You will never argue with Alejandro about anything because he is always doing what you want, he won’t put on an act like Yuuto but will reluctantly hug his child if YOU ask him to. Otherwise he won’t do shit.

He will never say “I love you.” To his kid, he thinks that would hurt his child more if he lied to him, so he stays truthful because who would love a parasite latching onto him and his darling?

Lucien is definitely up there being a father, right next to Marcelle but um. May i remind you that it’s not the best spectrum we are even on, you know?

Lucien doesn’t have regular pregnancies, he lays eggs like I have said in different posts. So normally his children are going to be really strange looking until they can actually learn how to disguise themselves to look more human like.

To him, children are very disposable. Like I can have another one so what’s the problem??? 

Are his children even going to look human? Hell naw. You will be horrified when they come out of the womb, like what tf is that? No way that has my DNA in it? When it pops out of him you will just smile and nod because you are going to have nightmares. 

They don’t even behave like babies, they are like eerily quiet. Follow you with their head as you walk about. It’s like high key creepy.

Children for angels are more like.. side kicks/familiars I suppose. They do not look for love from their progenitor since they normally go off and do their own thing.

But for the sake of the ask let’s say they are human. Lucien thinks majority of humans are disgusting and unforgivable, you being one and probably only exception.

He will actually be an alright father, but it’s more like he doesn’t know how to show affection because he doesn’t really feel it towards anyone that isn’t you so.. the love he shows is kinda really fake.

His children will see how he treats you in comparison to them and will be extremely confused and probably jealous.

Lucien dgaf in all honesty, he doesn’t think children are worth wasting both his and your time and energy on.

Husk of a parent, like is present but like.. his heart and mind aren’t there with the kid. 

Wouldn’t get rid of them because he doesn’t find them a threat. Yet.

in conclusion…

Do not have children with any of them unless you want your child to hate both of you for the whole of their life 🩷

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I'm an Alejandro simp buuuut I also can't help but wonder what would happen if feather face had a rival (I'm sorry Al, forgive me. I promise I still love you. 😭)

Like, a genuine rival. Like if whoever it was couldn't be killed by him for some reason, Like if it were another angel (or maybe something different like a cupid or something) or a really powerful magic user/cultist.

Rather whoever or whatever the rival is, could be a rival by also loving us, by hating us and doing everything possible to make our life difficult, and maybe just a new friend that is very enthusiastic and happy cause we're probably the first friend ever.

What's he gonna do? How's Lucian gonna cope with it?

PS, this was originally gonna be a comment but it got long and I figured it might be better as an ask.

MY MAAANN I know like im sorry Alejo but… our guardian Angel looking kinda deli 😻

EXTERMINATION METHODS BELOOOOW!! (YANDERE! ANGEL)

Ouuuu well.. Lucien would make you hate them like for SURE, if he can’t do something physically about it, then he is using that mind manipulation on you and making you hate their guts.

He would frame them if that was not possible, like shapeshift into a puppy and get them to kick him right in front of you!

he could always hire a hitman or a demon too, I’m sure there’s some desperate sinner who would enjoy a soul to devour.

These above are if they are some kind of human!! The next ones are going to be if they are an angel or something alike.

He is the second in command in my angel political system and sadly Angels are corrupt as hell too, like look at Lucien— He literally abuses his power against the kind he has sworn to protect!!

He could probably speak to “mother” about his little problem and I’m sure she would do it, you see, she absolutely adores him and is her golden child, im positive she would go out of her way and kick them off the clouds.

like I said, framing isn’t out of the picture! He could frame them for breaking some divine code that could condemn them to hell or even death.

There’s more, I’m sure! But for now it is my nap time 💤

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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅..?

Okay, so I got this idea, let’s play the what if game!! What would my favorite oc’s play if they were in a band/orchestra??? Because I have so much fun imagining them playing a certain instrument. So. DOWN BELOW!! ദ്ദി ≽^⎚˕⎚^≼ .ᐟ

Let’s get the elephant(cow) out of the room, Briar is HUGE.  We have discussed this, like he can barely fit through a door. He’s a big dumb himbo, he can barely holding a fork without bending it in an arch. You really think he is allowed to hold an instrument let alone PLAY IT? No. Not at all. He’s security for the instruments players/singers at MOST. But if he was able to handle it.. A bass saxophone.

Alejandro. Oh BOY. I have given it thought, in a band he would most likely be a bass guitar player and some kind of background vocals. In an orchestra he would definitely play a double bass, he has AMAZING forearms like it would be a GIFT to watch him perform, it’s pleasure visually and audibly(?).

Yuuto. To me, in a band setting he is a lead singer and perhaps pianist of some kind, probably likes singing gothic rock or something similar. In an orchestra he is probably playing something like a clarinete, he just seems like he would play that ;3

MARCELLE!!! he would definitely be an amazing drummer/percussionist, like I’m talking Slipknot kinda amazing, SHIRTLESS CONCERTS HOLYYYY. In an orchestra setting he would definitely have a French horn, he just seems perfect for it!!

Dario would be an electric guitar player, he would be the quietest in the band but he has like SKILL. Like those riffs go crazy. I don’t really see him in orchestra but he would play a wind instrument like an Oboe, but he would definitely be happier in a rock band or sum.

Lucien. My hot mama. He would be a pianist in a band, probably a second lead vocally, I would donate my uterus to go to a concert he performed in 💔 HE IS A HARP PLAYER THROUGH AND THROUGH. He would look so pretty all ready for concert..

JUNOOOO. Asshole lead singer and possible guitarist, he’s that one loser the whole internet goes nuts over. He would play a violin in an orchestra, I hate(love) his incel ass 💗

Angelo wouldn’t be in shit and you know it, he’s probably a harpsichord because he’s a fucking old man and he likes thinking of the good ol days 🙄

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Ik its a pretty well known fact that Lucien can get mpregged now, but the important question is... can we still fuck him while hes preggers? plsplsplpslps i need him so bad hahahahagsgahsfd

Oh yeah, there’s no doubt in my mind about that. 

Although Lucien’s sexual appetite will definitely get.. more intense. On the contrary of pregnancy in angels, he doesn’t become more tired or less likely to want sex.

May the goddess above save you because Lucien will milk you DRY. Swollen belly and all, he will make you forget about anything but fucking him during his moments.

Like you can SEE the eggs in his belly shifting when you thrust, i recommend just watching his expressions, like wow.

His face looks almost AI generated you know??? Like it’s almost too perfect, may or not give you uncanny valley, he can pull off a great ahegao though!!

Also for those wondering, he can lay about 3 or 4 eggs per batch, each is about the size of a swan egg!

I may write a blurb about darling fucking him while pregnant.

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i only discovered your blog like, 10 mins ago ( tysm briar for your milkshake<33 divided by nations, united by male hucows w lots of milk )

BUT!!

HOW DARE YOU DO THIS!?! 🫵🏽😠 HOW COULD YOU GIVE ALL YOUR OCS SUCH PRETTY , TINY , CINCHED WAISTS AND BROAD SHOULDERS W/O GIVING US THE ABILITY TO HOLD THEM!?!! 🫵🏽😠‼️‼️‼️‼️

I AM DEF NOT FORCING THEM INTO CORSETS AND RUNNING MY HANDS ALL OVER THEIR WAISTS, NU-UH! ( what's the corset colour that you think each oc will choose? ⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘ⁠(⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)⁠ଓ⁠⁾⁠⁾‼️💌🍓🎀🌷💕 )

( p.s. i only know of briar , the angel , the doll n the laywer :twiddle thumbs: but i am gonna have a field day REBLOGGING to my other blog (flowerarousal) <333 !! )

MUAHAHHAH!!!!! I’m slowly recruiting myself a nation of freaks.. it’s all going according to plan

Okay but like jokes aside.. I just in general love pretty waists, it’s would be such a sad thing to see small waists get forgotten by the world… I may or not draw my favorite losers in corsets now.. ITS YOUR FAULT 🫵 you put that thought in my head and now I am forced to draw them.. ueeehhehuhhheehh

I’m like 100% that all of my guys love getting groped like farmer’s market fruit, I’m not sure if anyone has really noticed but in most of my works I emphasize the reader hugging/touching their waists more than other writers. My ocs are really just a recollection of touch starved sluts 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

MORE DOWN BELOOOW!!

COLORS!! COLORS!!!

I have too damn many oc’s so I will just list a few of the first ones that appear in my mind!!

It would be wrong for me to say that Yuuto wouldn’t wear a black corset with metal accents or sum, like it’s such a nice contrast like come awn..

ALEJANDRO!!! my man… his main color is definitely red, like he looks so chewable in scarlet, like spread those cheeks bih..

ANGELOOOOOO.. Stupid slut doll 😒 I have such a love-hate relationship with him it’s actually crazy, like he needs to get out of my head, I am actually banning him from leasing with my head. Anywayz. He would wear white.

Briar does NOOT fit in anything at all, but if he did it would evil of me not to say that his corset would be a navy blue, just like his beautiful himbo eyes 🫶

Lucien the whore angel. Cheesus. I would say white but Angelo already is wearing white so I would go with a yellow ish ivory, which is basically white but yellowed. Yep.

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I just saw this blog and have been non-stop reading the posts (especially Brian's and Angelo's posts) and have been wondering... who would be the best parent to the worst parent put of them all? I know that they're all bad parents. But out of all bad parents between them, which would be more lenient to the child and who isn't?

Oh and I wanna be called 💜 anon? Or is it taken already?

Ofcourse!! You may be 💜 anon!! Welcome to the family (•ᴗ<˶)✧₊ ⊹ Let’s rank it in this way: Best to worst..

The best father award goes to…

Marcelle!

He would be the happiest to have a child, he’s definitely a girl dad too, through and through. Although he is definitely the type of guy to throw his kid into the wolf’s den to drag you out.

like if you ask him the question of “Would you save your child or partner?” He wouldn’t even blink to answer “Partner”.

but the general listing goes as such:

marcelle

lucien

susano

kairo

dario

alejandro

juno

briar

angelo

yuuto

There’s probably more but I genuinely can’t remember 💔

Yuuto in my opinion is the worst, he hits that neglect + gaslighting combo VICIOUSLY, his child isn’t surviving him