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[theembergazer]

These two posts were on my dash right after each other and i think its really funny (sorry for bad screenshot quality also its not a screenshot of said dash bc i lost it lmao)

[lovertm]

food light-switch & outlet covers by Zen Creations

[koroart]

Punk!Shez & Goth!Byleth my beloveds ( I’ll clean these up ….. eventually )

[mythtakens]

2x14 → 7x04

[moriaarts]

Some sketches of the corrie guard where i just wanted to feel out how individual they could be. Rambling under the cut c:

Like it could go either way: Being exposed to somewhere like Corusant could give them a wide variety of examples of individualism, like a major city where you have diversity and access to goods and services that other vod dont.

Or on the otherhand it could also be the toughest place for them to show any individuality, it could be the place where regulations are the tightest because this is the heart of the republc. But I also wonder if its a safety in number thing too. If one corusant guard clone can’t be distinguised from another without close examination the easier it is to swap them out.

That being said I thought that Fox and Thorn might be the exceptions and make a point of being the exception to draw attention. If they’re presented to the chancellor he sees Fox or thorn and troops. Bringing this full circle to my plotting on where they hide their personality. For many like Stone its beneath regulation hair cuts. Handy for when a vod has been found decommissioned and you can check their scalp/ the base of their neck / behind an ear for an identifier only another brother would understand.

But Hound however he’s such a specific role and position that maybe he can get away with a bit more. Whereas Thire needs flexibility. I just imagine with them being under the watch of sheevi palpatini, and with the running hc that they were controlled by their chips on the regularly, that little things like these hidden tattoos were important when they came back to themselves, hence the vaguely Maori positioning and shapes, the marking of home planets, outlines of your massifs craws or teeth on an arm, words from battle songs sitting behind curls on a temple. The poster boys for the quiet individualism of the clones.

[crplpunkklavier]

getting benignly misgendered during our france vacation was so funny. back home people see a single hair on my body and start calling me mister. but parisians will see a person with a mustache covered head to toe in body hair and be like, i dunno! could be a woman!

[theembergazer]

real

youre the where r u ??? bc of vc today you have no idea how many times i said your name you just. didnt appear

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

[robotblues]

American Great Egret (Ardea alba ssp. egretta) © Jack Leonard

[theembergazer]

things I've heard private school children say

Is LH diffusing through the air?? ARE YOU OVULATING BECAUSE OF US?!??!!?!?

Don't put ready salted crisps on the sex bed

It's so obvious I just ate my hands

You should not have wife before life

We love politics and men

Bow before bae that's what they say

Jacketless man, sans jacket, UNJACKED

I did too much air

THE DEVIL ALL THE WAY

Do you want some onion epidermis?? EHEHHEHE THE FORESKIN

I thought I had a paper cut so I checked it and there was no paper cut but now there is?

Friend one: She slapped my thigh today - Friend two: NOOO SLAP MY THIGH

I WILL GIVE YOU RAW SALMONELLA CHICKEN

Pour the paprika until you feel it in your soul

OHH JEREMY CORBINNN, OHHHHHHH JEREMY CORBINNNNNNNNN (when the seven nation army (song) comes out of the speaker)

Friend one: Cup me!! - Friend two: Cold water you as well? - Friend one: Yeah thanks

Friend one: You like it rizzed?? Lightly roasted??? - Friend two: Hmmmm.... Spit rizzed......

Friend one: He's nice, he's fit, he's hot... He has a bike... - Friend two: You like a man with two wheels.....

Friend one: (Eating toxic waste) Did these get worse?? - Friend two: I think we just got older... - Friend one: DAMN YOU AGING!! They tell you about wrinkles, they tell you about loss of bladder control but they don't tell you about the loss of toxic waste tolerance

Gimme a cocksicle pleaseeeeeeeeee

Friend one: print("hello) would raise a syntax error therefore punctuation is crucial no matter where you are in life - Friend two: Well print("hello!!.!") would still work so your point is invalid

What, can I commit suicide?? YEAH!!

I LOVE GETTING HIT BY TRAINS

I must have been higher than Stevenson when I wrote this

But I thought Macbeth was a woman

You're not a mouse trap, you're a spoon

Life is short, make other people shorter

I was having a fight with a piece of paper. And it won

Friend one: Does anyone have a grey? - Friend two: It's called light black bro

CHILD you can drink a child? It's 11 calories... This one's only 0.1 calories!! :D

Friend one: I'm America - Friend two: Hi America, if you're feeling sexy you can bomb me or commit war crimes

[virgothozul]

They’re out snacking waffles and gelati in the park

[theembergazer]

the only winning move is not to play

Milgram voting really is like

[m1ckeyb3rry]

objectively “my pussy tastes like pepsi cola” is a fun line but personally i HATE soda and i will never drink it so i’m out of luck T_T “my pussy tastes like filtered water” doesn’t have the same ring to it either LMFAOAOA uhh what else do i even drink…“my pussy tastes like mint kombucha” “my pussy tastes like taro milk tea” “my pussy tastes like shitty vodka” wait that last one would be disgusting but i think it would be in a way that keeps the spirit of lana del rey 🧐 much to ponder

[benevolenterrancy]

Do any NieYao (or general 3zun) shippers follow me? I've been tossing around the idea of a nieyao fic but I'm getting tripped up by timeline shit because good lord JGY's life is a nightmare... is there anyone who wouldn't mind either:

a) chatting with me about timeline/canon stuff to help me get sorted

b) sending me recs of their favourite nieyao fics 👀 for, uh, strictly research related purposes for sure for sure

[styxxsyringe]

Just out of curiosity since its my special interest; what kind of fashion styles would you say you wear/would like to wear? smile

ooo i feel like it's a mix of multiple styles! my friends irl either say that i dress emo or y2k style (i wear a lot of skirts over jeans, fun hats, leg warmers, lots of accessories and stuff...) my main style inspirations are stuff from fruits mag and random outfit pics from pinterest - i buy a lot of my clothes from chinese indie brands like cfierce, eyeelike, and double punch if that gives a good idea!

in short - in warmer months, my style is more harajuku/y2k/etc inspired - colorful oversized shirts, lots of hairclips, keychains, and accessories, cargo pants and shorts, etc!

and in colder months, more emo (according to my friends - i personally don't consider myself emo)/mori kei/twee??? idrk - dark patterned cardigans and sweaters, layered leg warmers, scarfs, hats (like ushankas and baker caps etc)!

if i could dress any other way, i would dress every way. i love all alternative fashion styles so much!!! i've loved alt fashion since i was a wannabe fairy kei 8 year old haha

[theembergazer]

........

this is so me

If you want me to make time for you in my schedule you must defeat my 7 evil extracurriculars

[fountainpenguin]

Happy 2-year anniversary of Mumbo posting the video of him eating Grian's soul <3