#Müller

[cestmoimm]

that one neuller pic 🫶🏻

[hugs4pedri]

they're so gay, wtf

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Manu: Is something burning?

Thomas, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Manu: Thomas, the toaster is literally on fire-

[bodie-r-hart]

Karel Zemans

KRABAT

Die schwarze Mühle im Koselbruch

[weissemause]

В четвёртом часу ночи на Альбрехтштрассе зазвонил телефон:

"Генришек, ты сейчас умрёшь!"

[neuerstalgia]

we've come a long way, from where we began... ⌛

unfortunately, the scenario some of us feared might happen, is set to happen soon. the guy in the red shirt, whom i call the "raumdeuter", will not have his contract extended any further and must part from his beloved team, including his long-time colleague - none other than the keeper neuer himself - at the end of the season 😕 he has played more matches than any other player in the history of his club, which he basically grew up with - and winning together with his team the champions league, the super cup, the club world cup, the dfb pokal, and many times the bundesliga 🏆 so i'd be hoping he'd make the best of his remaining time in bayern munich, and maybe bring the club to the champions league's munich final, just like 13 years ago 👍 danke für alles, was du für deinen allerliebsten verein gemacht hast, thomas.

[guntermulleroil]

Günter Müller Öil LLC and J.M.M.M.M. Fuddleheimer Big Oil are proud to present...

The all-new 2027 Müllenheimer Sunfish. But enough about numbers. Let's talk stats.

SEATS: the 2027 Sunfish has 4 anti-homeless benches and two folding chairs for the drivers.

GAS PORTS: the 2027 Sunfish sports 3 different gas ports. All three must be filled should the car want to run. Each tank holds 100 metric gallons of quality petroleum.

STEERING WHEELS: the 2027 Sunfish has two steering wheels. Gone are the days of accidentally reversing into oncoming traffic! Now, if you wish to reverse, too bad! Instead, you must exit your chair and move to the steering wheel on the opposite side, where you can resume controlling your sweet ride.

DOORS: the 2027 Sunfish has one door. We've taken note of Tesla's suicide doors and raised those tech-bro cucks the Müllenheimer Suicide Net Doors (Patent Pending). These entryways of the future open DOWN, providing boarders of the Sunfish with an easy walkway to get into the 4-and-a-half foot tall chassis. Be warned, the handle is high up, and the ramp the door creates is STEEP.

MISC: the 2027 Sunfish runs at 4.7 GHz and can overclock to 5.1 GHz. It comes equipped with 32 GB of DDR5 3200 MHz RAM, and has two screens equipped directly above the windows in lieu of rear-view mirrors. The screens can either show what's going on behind you, or play videos from Müllenheimer Foobee, our new oil-centric streaming service.

GAS MILEAGE: What you've all been waiting for. Our scientists have been (WILLINGLY) hard at work for the past several weeks, uninterrupted. The result of this grueling work? Our magnum opus: a car with zero miles per gallon. The perfect vehicle.

The 2027 Müllenheimer Sunfish cannot move unless all three gas ports are plugged in simultaneously. Starting at $710 (oil upside down kinda).

Thank you.

The first blueprint of the wondrous vehicle is attached below.

@jmmmmfuddleheimer

[posting-stuffies]

Experiencing a CTM (close to male) intersex variation doesn't mean having Wolffian duct, and intersex Wolffians can be CTF.

Intersex people can be neither CTM or CTF while still experiencing Müllerian and/or Wolffian ducts.

People can experience neither Mullerian or Wolffian traits too.

[illegally-blind-and-deaf]

Hey! 2 & 3 for the Tintin ask game!

i'd love to know your thoughts! 💙

2. 26 Labrador Road or Marlinspike as Tintin's home? Why?

Oh boy you're really going to make me pick one. ahhhhhhh

Look, I like them both for two very different reasons. I love 26 Rue Labrador because of how it's a cosy little flat that fits perfectly into my aesthetics and I can make it so homely. And also because I love the idea of old-fashioned cities and Tintin doing little domestic tasks like going to the laundromat, grocery shopping, riding on a crowded tram, visiting his favourite bakery, etc. 26 Rue Labrador to me is (this is really tricky to explain) the setting where I can focus on Tintin's domestic life rather than relationships with other characters or wild adventures. Does that make any sense? I have no clue.

Marlinspike however, is home because Haddock is there, and we should all know by now that I am a big Daddock fan. Marlinspike is a great setting for exploring their relationship and how they interact with one another when they see each other all the time. So I guess I like both; it just depends what I wish to focus on

3. Which villain do you hate the most?

Hate as in a bad villain? Or hate because they're such a good villain? I'm going with the latter mwahahah.

Honestly, for me it's Müller. Don't get me wrong, Rastapopulous is definitely up there, but sometimes he's just a bit too cliché and Big Bad. Müller, however, has just enough material for us to know that he really is a dangerous man, but is simple enough that I can play around with him in fics and stuff. Unlike Rastapopulous, Müller hasn't fully labelled Tintin as his ultimate arch-nemesis; he's just that annoying bit of gum stuck on the bottom of his shoe. He doesn't try to impress anyone or seem super dramatic (he does a bit in The Black Island, but by the time it's Land of Black Gold, he just wants his own way), he just does what it takes to get rid of Tintin, even if it means burning his house down in the process. Also, Müller is German. In the 30s and 40s. ... There's a lot of potential there that I like to exploit.

[fresh-san]

Left it in a Store.

(This paper is for testing pens before you buy them. That's actually a really good idea)

[monster-lili]

YALLLLLL I FOUND GEN3 MONSTER HIGH😭😭😭😭😭

Müller always got the new doll lines first in Hungary, so I knew I was gonna find them here for the first time!!!!

My first reaction was wow they are so colorful and fun!! Frankie looks a lot better irl than I hoped for (saw a lot of wonky ones online) and not that blue. Clawdeen is really cute!!!!! Draculaura is adorable, love her G3 face up so much! Lagonna on the other hand looks really bad imo, not a fan of her face. Prices are really high (40.77$ for the core dolls).

They also had Fearidescent Drac and Clawdeen! And look at how cool that display is!!!!!

After I left I realized they didn't have Cleo despite her having a spot on the display. It's been so long that I had an MH section of the toy isle to go to, that I forgot to check all the dolls like I used to lol

It's so cool to have them in stores again, despite not following or being the biggest fan of the new storyline, but still enjoying the dolls and happy that a new generation can enjoy MH :') Very excited to go "doll hunting" in more stores and see new dolls in the future!!!!!

[empirearchives]

“The conversation was a long one,” writes Müller. “It embraced nearly all lands and nations in its scope... The more interesting he [Napoleon] became, the more did he drop his voice, so that at length I had to come very close to him, and no one else in the room can have heard what he was saying. Much of it, indeed, I shall never disclose.”

— Emil Ludwig, Napoléon

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Manu: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Robert: It’s my turn to cuddle Thommi.

Manu: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

[cestmoimm]

Fips & Thommy & those penguins in that one specific video 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[fuckitloveyou]

IT'S JOEVER 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[neuerstalgia]

🎂 ALLES GUTE, THOMAS! 🎂

it's the "raumdeuter" müller's 35th birthday! i'm cooking a little fanart which i'm gonna drop here later, here's some concept doodles from my sketchbook 😁