#MAAM...please
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have you guys heard about this. i’m distraught
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THE X-FILES | 2x21 'THE CALUSARI'
#the x files#txf#txfedit#dailytxf#fox mulder#dana scully#david duchovny#gillian anderson#msr#msredit#*#maam please one chance
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I don't think asmo realizes how many of us want barbatos to hunt us for sport
#this makes me jealous of the hypothetical festival demon ngl... like chase ME to the ends of the devildom please maam#obey me#obey me barbatos#barbatos
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it’s like a running joke in my life that i get ided for the weirdest shit but being denied a RAMEN SAMPLE AT COSTCO because she didn’t think i was over 18 might be a new low
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Patti Lupone, The 24 Hour Woman (1999)
#patti lupone#the 24 hour woman#90s movies#love the haircut#the smile and the lil wink please maam stop youre making me blush#couldnt sleep so here you go *mrs lovetts voice* hot from the oven#stgedit
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Taking a brief break from my usual malevolent posting to inform you all that I watched thunderbolts today and Valentina's "good girl, you came to your senses" knocked me into next Tuesday
#When i tell you I bluescreened#I don't care what she did#valentina allegra de fontaine#thunderbolts#I am just a helpless bisexual please maam#yelena belova#thunderbolts*#mcu
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Someone throw a fucking rom-com at Alycia I'm begging, one fucking happy script
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(...) I set her on my pacing steed,
And nothing else saw all day long,
For sidelong would she bend, and sing
A faery’s song.
She found me roots of relish sweet,
And honey wild, and manna-dew,
And sure in language strange she said—
‘I love thee true’. (...)
- La Belle Dame Sans Mercy, John Keats
#criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #criticalroleart #bellshells #imogentemult #laudna #imodna #traditionalart
#critical role#cr3#critical role fanart#cr bells hells#bells hells#imogen temult#laudna#imodna#artists on tumblr#fanart#yes#Imogen has short hair because i can do whatever i want#it was delightful drawing her like that#and also Laura Bailey with short hair is#maam we are weak please#and aslo can we appreciate the horse? horses are so hard even i was surprised i was able to draw Flora like that
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I wanna talk more about how Meatbun, after writing the most gut wrenching, depression inducing chapter ever, said this

#i love her so much#but at the same time#maam you just made me go through#the 5 stages of grief 😭#like please 😭😭😭😭#danmei#meatbun#meatbun doesn't eat meat#yuwu#2ha
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canon wincest is better than fanon!!!
#wincest#samdean#sam winchester#dean winchester#spn#supernatural#bottom sam winchester#no bc did we watch the same show#where is this super ultra omega dean and grrr rah scary sam you guys keep mentioning#surely not here#please! see the light#I say that as a bottom sam truther yes sir yes maam
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When her side profile fucks you up THAT bad, you need 5-7 business days to calm down and rehydrate. 😮💨🤤
#katie mcgrath#bbc morgana#morgana pendragon#lena luthor#supergirl#celebrity crush#bi awakening#bisexual panic#bisexaul#her jawline has more structure than my entire life#maam please#i’m too gay for this
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idc that barbatos is threatening a plant, mc's scary dog privileges get me every time 🙈🙈
#MAAM.... i am so easy to please#mc w/one of the most power demons in existence#threatening plants and fruit for them with her cute menacing smile on the regular <333#obey me barbatos#obey me#barbatos#barbatos x mc#obey me shall we date
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Not a man ever born ever could resist
A well-turned calf, a slender wrist,
A silhouette as airy as the morning mist,
And a dainty dimpled knee.
PATTI LUPONE in Candide
#i assure you that women can't resist either#just saying#patti lupone#candide 2005#theather#shes so gorgeus i cant#have you ever seen a woman so beautiful you started crying#yes but also have you ever seen a woman so beautiful that had you howling at the moon#because that happens to me whenever miss maam lady madame patti lupone is on my phone#especially in this costume#im on my knees for you marry me maam please#bad quality but not entirely my fault this time eheh#myedit#mygifs#stgedit
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Trying to figure out the shapes of more of my favourites so far- I’ve been having a *blast* with this game and I can’t stop drawing toons for the love of god help m/lh
#my art#cogblr#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#toontown#duck shuffler#buck ruffler#duck shuffler toon town#rainmaker#misty monsoon#rainmaker toontown#misty monsoon give me one chance please#we can play hopscotch i promise Please Maam/lh
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I’m sorry but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????? 👀
Look at the way he’s just melting at her touch!! I don’t like shipping real people but like damn… Nic and Newts are just NOT working with us on that one at allllllll rn
STRAIGHT. TO. JAIL.
Gif from @livelovecaliforniadreams
#THIS IS SO UNHINGED#MAAM PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS#WE DONT HAVE THE STRENGTH#OH MY GOD#nicola coughlan#luke newton#nic and newts#Polin#penelope x colin#colin x penelope#Bridgerton#bridgerton netflix#someone send help#I mean look at how he is responding to her touch#this should be illegal#STRAIGHT TO JAIL
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Thinking about how the Carlos twitter fans were saying that Carlos was gonna show Alex was just all hype and not a good driver
Huge „McLaren is treating Daniel like Ferrari was treating Seb“-energy in this house tonight
#talking about 2021 btw god that was so funny like maam#no ask tags just vibes#anti sainz#it‘s race weekend two let‘s not get cocky alex still has so much mess in him to unleash pöease#*please#only racing driver i trust is palou and that‘s on that
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