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[parasitecompany]

[cookies-with-eyes]

i promise this makes sense

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[jupiter-aint-stupider]

My god the fandom on tiktok is kinda wild- I'm not even focusing on drama but half the people on there are like anti rarepair, anti shipping anybody in the gang together, anti shipping anything that's not canon...like jeez guys. Preferences are one thing but don't pretend the rest of us are crazy for liking Parry or Stevepop 💀

[fluffydragonchips]

building

[cobwebeared]

soaking wet cat

[timdrakesstaff]

i need yall 2 kno tht earlier(like 3hrs ago) i was talking 2 some coworkers and brought up tht we were gonna go home and play more minecrafy w our partner since it's that time of year where you get possessed anf play minecraft like everyday for 2weeks-2months straighy. like ceral. u randomly get in a mood and Binge It. they laughed and agreed bc they were both apparently getting the itch as well lol

ANYWAYS

all tht 2 say that my manager/coworker said smn like "my buddy and i bought a bag of cocaine to play minecraft. straight up. we played for like 3 or 4days straight and were DETERMINED to finish, so we got a bag of coke lol"

like i can respext the grind but Woah.

objectively hilarious

TFYM U BAOUGHT CRACK COCAINE WGITE STUFF DUST SPECIFUCALLY TO PLAY MINECRAFT NONSTOP ???]😭😭

[mii-oc-stuff]

HAHSHHSGA WHAT DID META KNIGHT DO TO DESERVE THIS????

[robots-on-film]

Gonna be honest with y'all, if I lived in a alternate universe where it was possible I would block every ship tag that has ever exist, just completely disengage with romance/shipping. Can't tho now cus like, that's a good chunk of the fandom just gone from where I stand, if that makes sense

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[rovermcfly]

I think a lot of people are forgetting that on tumblr fandom used to be practiced very differently. now everyone fucks off to their discords or tumblr groups to discuss everything with a select few, making tags be nearly only used for posting some finished fanworks or not at all

a decade ago people didn't have tumblr groups. people didn't even have dms. if you wanted to talk to anyone about anything you had to make a post, or send an ask (which more often than not would get published and thereby become a post in the end too)

so next time you think "I have a fandom thought but I have to find a small group of hyperspecifically like-minded people to share it with in private" remember all the freaks you could be missing out on meeting by keeping the tags dead. use tags, make friends. fuck discord.

[parasitecompany]

"!?!?!?"

[pulim-v]

[some-pers0n]

Minecraft movie trailer dropped this thing looks awful my skin itches just looking at these things

[mumbito]

me clicking on a video from the silliest man in the world: teehee what wacky hijinks await me

world renown block clown mumbo Fucking jumbo: you ever think about how old technology seems to live forever in the suspended state of whatever the newest advancements were at the time. how most technology immediately and fundamentally tells you when it was important and when it was left in the dust. it’s suspended in its era forever, and in that it is perfect.

stagnation is a form of death but nostalgia is cruel immortality. still i find myself locked in pursuit of it until i finally stumble across the undeath of the mechanical. as my hard earned improvement truly begins to pay dividends, surrounded by my opus of change, i will freeze myself in eternal utopia. the only way to never die is to preemptively kill whoever you might become. i will not have a grave, i will not be ashes and dust. i will be a perfect, extant machine.

me: Ok. i dont think this will plague me at all actually. like video.

[darklight-owl]

People who like mantises but aren't that into entomology are always "orchid mantises" this and "orchid mantises" that. Overrated. Can we talk about Toxodera integrifolia for a minute:

(Image links because as much as it pains me I've never seen one of these beauties irl: 1 2 3)

Like how are these things real. Girl what is that thorax shape. Why are you wearing eyeliner. And the colors? Absolutely fire. This is a 10/10 insect if you ask me.