#MathProfessor

[jaysgg]

Math Students and Faculty! This is the perfect Notebook for YOU.

I ❤️ Love Math NOTEBOOK!

[everywherea11thetime]

Education, Calculation, Exploration💙 prt 2

mathprofessor!max x student!reader

warning: student teacher relationships, smut,bad smut writing(srry) google translate, fathers

read part one first!

He took all his papers off the desk and lifted you on it, bunching your night gown up to the top of your thighs “no panties baby?” fuck you forgot about that “no sir”, he grazed his middle finger over your folds forcing you to let out a shudder “god baby your so wet, you gonna let me fuck you” his voice was like a drug that you would never be able to get clean from “mm yes sir” he smirked “i’m gonna ruin you schat” he began inserting a finger in you, pushing it in and out slowly you were a mess “please sir i need more” you pleaded he looked up at you while he added two more finger, you needed it faster you moaned out a shaky “faster” he pulled his three fingers out of you, you threw your head down “what was that for” he stood up looking down at you “you forgot the magic words schat” “please finger me faster sir” he shook his head “i was thinking of something else” you raised an eyebrow but then felt him lift your night gown up and place you down to lay on his desk, admiring your chest “so beautiful liefde” he attached his mouth to your neck leaving love bites all the way down to your hips with one on each of your boobs. you groaned as he pulled away but calmed down after you realized it was just to take his boxers of, you really didn’t know if it would fit “sir i don’t think it will fit “oh trust me schat i’m gonna make it fit” he said while lining up his tip with your entrance as he slammed it into you “f-fuck to big sir” you said making him stop, you sat there for about two minutes while he ran his fingers through your hair “you can go sir” he began slowly piercing you with his cock you were in utter bliss “faster please” “are you sure baby” you nodded “yes please sir, don’t hold back” “ok tap me on my thigh if it becomes to much” and he kept his promise going as fast as he could and as hard as he could, you swore you could feel the walls shaking and as you were about to let the out a loud moan he covered your mouth “we cant let them hear us liefde” you nodded mouth still covered as he continued his pace you were trying so hard not to moan. Mr verstappen threw his head back “so tight schat so fucking tight” your eyes rolling in the back of your head you felt the knot in your stomach “sir i’m im gonna cum” he responded almost immediately “fuck me to baby let go” as you let go you swore you saw light “fuck shit baby where do you want me” “inside please” he didn’t even respond you just felt his cum shoot inside you. he grabbed a tissue and cleaned you up, whining at the feeling of it “i know, i know but i gotta clean you up liefde” you were laying in his desk still fully undressed when you felt something cold touch your stomach you looked down, it was his laptop? “what the fuck” he looked up “sorry just fixing your grade” you laughed “ok mr verstappen” “max, you can call me max” he said while taking his computer off you and placing it in his bag “i like the name max” you sat in his lap and kissed him before getting up and putting your night gown back on “i gotta go sleep i’ll see you tomorrow si-max” putting on the coat “okay liefde” you looked back at him “what does that mean” he shrugged and said “this is a math class not a dutch class” you walked out of his class room then straight to your flat and falling asleep. But not before reading yours dad text that said “good job on bringing you grade up”

a/n sorry if you do speak dutch ik i made the reader a non dutch speaker:/

[nyalaholic]

Susan Mathprofessor just sent you a message on Canvas No submission for 1.1 HW - Integration by Parts I can see you playing Elden Ring motherfucker work on your goddamn homework I'll kill you Susan Mathprofessor

[hamptonmosaicslove-blog]

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[strictly-script]

I have a math professor who writes differential equations problems about lotr characters smoking weed.

the lord of the rings gets a lot funnier when you realise that merry and pippin were stoned out of their minds a good half of the time

[par-ton-amour]

"Math professor lives in a volcano" . . This poem was written at the  @saicpics Ballroom during the @chi_humanities All of these poems were written on command within 15-20 minutes. The topics were given to me by attendees of the event. . . . . . . #daniellelevsky #poetrycommunity #poetryisnotdead #writerscommunity #creativewriting #poets #poemswhileyouwait #chicagohumanitiesfestival #saic #alexanderchee #unflattening #mathprofessor #volcano (at SAIC MacLean Ballroom)

[wanderingcas]

When the statistics professor and the mathprofessor wrote a cookbook together, they called it 'Pi A La Mode.' -daily joke anon :)

What do you call a dairy products shop in Israel? Cheeses of Nazareth;-) -daily joke anon

He wears glasses during math because it improves division. -daily joke anon :)

Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? A: Because you should never drink and derive. -daily joke anon

Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar? A: An Algorithm. -daily joke anon :)

ANON ALL THESE JOKES OMG 

YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF 

[njoydajourney]

There's got to be a mind shift! @mathprofessor love you Gurlie

[shenitilli]

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Good heavens I love college #mathprofessor #collegerocks

[everywherea11thetime]

Education, Calculation, Exploration💙

mathprofessor!max x student!reader

warning: student teacher relationships, smut,bad smut writing(srry) part two with actual smut bc there trying to stop me:[, oral, google translate

It was Friday and your grades had just came out, you re loaded the website and they popped up 100, 105, 99.8, 110, 89, 65 your heart dropped you and your father had one deal hed pay for everything to do with college as long as you pass you classes. You weren’t even bad at math but you had a new professor and it was really hard to concentrate when he’d walk around with his three buttons off and deep blue suit. he had a way of talking like he knew that your thighs were clenched and dripping you were deep in your thought about how professor verstappen would teach you how to do anything and every thing when you heard ringing you looked down at your phone and saw your dads name “h-hey dad” you stuttered trying to shake the thoughts out of your head you’re dad spoke “you grades, i saw them. You need to fix that grade by the end of this week or get a job” “but dad it’s Wednesday!” you knew he wouldn’t care but still tried to protest “get it done.” and he hung up. It was 6pm you were hoping that professor verstappen would still be in his class, you threw the on a coat over your night gown, put on some shoes and practically ran down stairs. His class was only about a three minute walk, you barged into his class with out a second thought but when he looked up you suddenly felt small, remembering that you were only wearing a night gown that was incredibly short, his voice brought you out of your head “what are you doing in here” you walked to the front of his desk “i need my grades fixed” silence “if i don’t get my grades up my dads gonna take my money and then i’m gonna be homeless with no degree please sir” he chuckled “do you know how many people have to work for their place here? I’m done grading now, should have come earlier” you stared in silence for about ten seconds thinking of what to do, you knew that you were pretty and had a good body and sometimes used it to get what you want but never with school, yea sometimes for a free drink at a bar, or a new hand bag, sometimes even new shoes but never for school. This could go three ways 1. give great sex and he fixes your grade 2. give great sex and nothing happens 3. he says no you get kicked out. Fuck it it’s college. you walked around his desk and took off your coat letting it drop to the floor you were only about a step away from being in between his legs “I really need that A” you whispered as you went down onto your knees and looked up at him and began to trace his clothed cock and brought your hand all the way up to his chest, he grabbed your hair turning it into a make shift pony tail. you took his belt off and took him out of his pants he was big but you could take him, you grazed his tip with your thumb then licked him from base then swirled your tongue around his tip, you could feel every vein he had as you took him in you mouth he threw his back and started to whimper as his tip hit the back your throat. You sucked and twisted until you felt him twitch in your mouth, he was a groaning mess you felt his cum reach the back of your throat. You pulled off him “do i get my A” he let out a soft breath “yes schat” you got and bent down trying to grab your coat when you felt hands wrap around your waist and pull you onto his lap he pulled your hair to one side and whispered in your ear “you didn’t really think i would give the A that easy did you love”

A/N: TUMBLR HATES ME SO PART TWO HERE

[hamptonmosaicslove-blog]

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