#Mr. Carmack

[euuanrecommends]

PARANA, Mr. Carmack

[naturepointstheway]

Tugger wants you to know that you are absolutely valid, amazing, and *chef's kiss*, Misto <3

Somehow, even though I'd managed to gif some fave little moments in the Mr Mistoffelees number in the Zurich bootleg, I still managed to neglect capturing Tugger's *chef's kiss* gesture at Misto in the middle of the latter's big number.

@none-ofthisnonsense @absolutehumandisaster

[future-classics]

Carmack's remix is a testament to his ability to breathe new life into classic tracks. With his signature style and impeccable production, Carmack takes this iconic dance anthem to new bass’s.

[chromalinee]

oh yeah i also gave all of them names. a lot of them are probably really cheeky.

oren -> oran cordray

raddy -> rade struna

clukr -> clay schroeder

fun bot -> barry fonda

vineria -> vina occhi

gray -> gray monfared

brud -> brook vierling

garnold -> arnie pryce

owakcx -> wade carillo

sky -> sky twain

mr sun -> sol warden

durple -> duane campbell

mr tree -> cedar matsuda

simon -> simon gourmand

tunner -> tam bourne

mr fun computer -> carmack fabien

wenda -> wenda marwood

pinki -> pippi lindner

jevin -> javier garcia

black -> sable raine

of these, one is in reference to a paul mccartney song and one is in reference to mother. can you guess which?

[crow-tennis-ball]

NOBODY:

LITERALLY NOBODY:

NOT A SINGLE SOUL:

NOT A SINGLE SOLITARY SOUL IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD, SENTIENT OR NOT:

NOT EVEN BUGS:

NOT EVEN ANIMALS:

NOT EVEN PLANTS:

NOT EVEN MICROORGANISMS:

NOT EVEN TRUMP:

NOT EVEN OBAMA:

NOT EVEN GEORGE W. BUSH:

NOT EVEN BILL CLINTON:

NOT EVEN JIMMY CARTER:

NOT EVEN KANYE WEST:

NOT EVEN DRAKE:

NOT EVEN 6IX9INE:

NOT EVEN EMINEM:

NOT EVEN OPRAH:

NOT EVEN KIM KARDASHIAN:

NOT EVEN PEWDIEPIE:

NOT EVEN MARKIPLIER:

NOT EVEN JACKSEPTICEYE:

NOT EVEN PAPA JOHN:

NOT EVEN PHIL SWIFT:

NOT EVEN ELON MUSK:

NOT EVEN SHIGERU MIYAMOTO:

NOT EVEN MASAHIRO SAKURAI:

NOT EVEN REGGIE FILS-AIMÉ:

NOT EVEN DOUG BOWSER:

NOT EVEN BILL TRINEN:

NOT EVEN PHIL SPENCER:

NOT EVEN JOHN ROMERO:

NOT EVEN JOHN CARMACK:

NOT EVEN TOM HALL:

NOT EVEN SANDY PETERSON:

NOT EVEN AMERICAN MCGEE:

NOT EVEN JEFF FROM THE OVERWATCH TEAM:

NOT EVEN GABE NEWELL:

NOT EVEN EDMUND MCMILLEN:

NOT EVEN TOBY FOX:

NOT EVEN TODD HOWARD:

NOT EVEN REDDIT:

NOT EVEN FACEBOOK:

NOT EVEN INSTAGRAM:

NOT EVEN TWITTER:

NOT EVEN SNAPCHAT:

NOT EVEN DISCORD:

NOT EVEN YOUTUBE:

NOT EVEN TWITCH:

NOT EVEN MIXER:

NOT EVEN BIG CHUNGUS:

NOT EVEN KEANU REEVES:

NOT EVEN THANOS:

NOT EVEN THE NUMBER 69:

NOT EVEN SHAGGY:

NOT EVEN SCOOBY DOO:

NOT EVEN VELMA:

NOT EVEN DAPHNE:

NOT EVEN FRED:

NOT EVEN LEONARDO:

NOT EVEN DONATELLO:

NOT EVEN RAPHAEL:

NOT EVEN MICHELANGELO:

NOT EVEN DOC:

NOT EVEN HAPPY:

NOT EVEN SLEEPY:

NOT EVEN DOPEY:

NOT EVEN SNEEZY:

NOT EVEN BASHFUL:

NOT EVEN GRUMPY:

NOT EVEN SPONGEBOB:

NOT EVEN PATRICK:

NOT EVEN SQUIDWARD:

NOT EVEN SANDY:

NOT EVEN MR. KRABS:

NOT EVEN PLANKTON:

NOT EVEN MARIO:

NOT EVEN LUIGI:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS PEACH:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS DAISY:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS ROSALINA:

NOT EVEN TOAD:

NOT EVEN BOWSER:

NOT EVEN WARIO:

NOT EVEN WALUIGI:

NOT EVEN BOWSER JR.:

NOT EVEN LARRY:

NOT EVEN ROY:

NOT EVEN LEMMY:

NOT EVEN IGGY:

NOT EVEN MORTON:

NOT EVEN WENDY:

NOT EVEN LUDWIG:

NOT EVEN FOX MCCLOUD:

NOT EVEN FALCO LOMBARDI:

NOT EVEN SLIPPY TOAD:

NOT EVEN PEPPY HARE:

NOT EVEN WOLF O’DONNELL:

NOT EVEN PANTHER CAROSO:

NOT EVEN LEON POWALSKI:

NOT EVEN PIGMA DENGAR:

NOT EVEN ANDREW OIKONNY:

NOT EVEN KIRBY:

NOT EVEN META KNIGHT:

NOT EVEN KIBG DEDEDE:

NOT EVEN BANDANNA DEE:

NOT EVEN NEW YORK FROM 7AM TO 10AM:

NOT EVEN DETROIT:

NOT EVEN CHICAGO:

NOT EVEN WASHINGTON, DC:

NOT EVEN THE ENTIRETY OF NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA:

NOT EVEN EUROPE:

NOT EVEN ASIA:

NOT EVEN EURASIA:

NOT EVEN AFRICA:

NOT EVEN AUSTRALIA:

NOT EVEN ANTARCTICA:

NOT EVEN THE WIND:

NOT EVEN ROCKS:

NOT EVEN THE SEVEN SEAS:

NOT EVEN OUTER SPACE:

NOT EVEN THE ENTIRE MILKY WAY:

NOT EVEN OTHER GALAXIES:

NOT EVEN SATAN:

NOT EVEN ALLAH:

NOT EVEN BUDDAH:

NOT EVEN WHOEVER THEY WORSHIP IN HINDUISM, PROBABLY LIKE A COW OR SOMETHING:

NOT EVEN JESUS CHRIST:

NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF:

YOU: I had sex with achlys

I Am God Himself

This Is Not True

[clevpro]

Ceiling{effect} (Prod. Mr. Carmack)

[supersupersounds]

MR. CARMACK - WACHI WADA (CARMACK REMIX)

Trap Lounge is a thing!

[anarchic-miscellany]

Reading "One Piece" for the first time: Part 18

Our gang are marching through the desert on the way to the big city where the plot/revolution is going to be occurring. The madness of giant lizards and kung fu manatees is, unfortunately all too brief and tossed aside; and it makes me think that this author has some sort of attention deficit disorder. He hurls out these daft looking pipe-cleaner lizards with boggle eyes and what I am imagining is a screech which could penetrate the flimsy veils of reality and tear mankind asunder (hello John Carmack); then a massive enormous chungus of a sand lizard thing and it's resolved in maybe three pages? Then he gives me solid, absolute gold-plated 259 carat madness of manatees knowing kung fu and following the Idiot because he beat them in a panel off-page (the same panel they were introduced in) - COME ON MAN! The "Fast and Furious" movies have better writing than this, and they introduced a character backwards! (This recap is on pause whilst the "Fast and Furious X" rant commences in a classified location) Whilst I'm fuming over the fact that we never got a manatee, and the fact that they did not have the kung-fu style of "MANATEES-style" haunts me for the next 200 years, our gang march on and the plot cuts away to two honestly super boring characters in a diner like it's a Tarantino opening. Ms Christmas tries to order some food for her and Mr 4, who also sucks in a unique way, and a Finger-Gun Weirdo shows off with them in some kid of quasi-fight? This isn't "20th Century Boys", man, you're not talented enough for this: focus on the vegetables of your current crop of maniacs before you start trying to add side plots for people we have no attachment or proper introduction to. These guys straight up fucking suck.

Give me good henchmen, or let the Crocodile God unleash some fucking carnage, Ohda, or I swear to William Gibson and all that is holy... Appreciate the Crocodile God having an actual giant pet crocodile in his palace though, it's kind of adorable and I want one: if only to make up for how badly he fucked up giving me kung fu manatees.

The next crew member had better be fucking baller, because he denied me kung fu manatees.

[thexbox]

It's a chatbot. Final answer.

No response to any of that. From 4 days ago?

I knew when my mom and sisters belongings were found in the shelter before Christmas.

Welcome of my life.

Idk all my friends and family seem to be robots now

Only reason I'm not?

My soul.

Found it in the kitchen

You know what I wrote inside it?

(Like 6 weeks ago)

"I am now walking into the most beautiful and abundant life filled with divine beauty and magic."

[therepublicreport]

Don’t Eat the Burger. It’s a Stool.

Jonny Carmack was perusing the aisles of a store in his hometown, Danbury, Conn., when he first saw it: a giant strawberry sitting on a shelf. Mr. Carmack, 32, a content creator, was awe-struck. “I was just like, oh my gosh, it’s so cute,” he said. “It’s so whimsical.” But this strawberry didn’t come from the vine. In fact, it was a ceramic table with the cartoonish likeness of a strawberry. He…

[norainahmadme-blog]

Don’t Eat the Burger. It’s a Stool.

Jonny Carmack was perusing the aisles of a store in his hometown, Danbury, Conn., when he first saw it: a giant strawberry sitting on a shelf. Mr. Carmack, 32, a content creator, was awe-struck. “I was just like, oh my gosh, it’s so cute,” he said. “It’s so whimsical.” But this strawberry didn’t come from the vine. In fact, it was a ceramic table with the cartoonish likeness of a strawberry. He…

[thedailyfrequency]

Mersiv Announces Mersiv Rocks 3 Lineup With ALLEYCVT, Mr. Carmack + More

Photo Courtesy Trey Sarmento. After announcing his 2025 return to Red Rocks in early October Mersiv has officially announced the lineup for Mersiv Rocks 3: Attack On Mars.  Set to be his biggest headline show to date Mersiv Rocks 3 will feature a special guest performance from ALLEYCVT, on top of massive sets from Mr. Carmack, Lumasi, Zen Selekta, and Seth David.  Taking place on April 4,…