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missyterry · 6 months ago
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LESBIANS
I'm actually really proud of this one lol
This takes place during the s3 arc where Penguin runs for mayor and during this arc Edie is DOWN BAD for Ostara but doesn't realise bc it's just girls being girls fr
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juspeczyk · 1 year ago
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okay. i get why people are into the penguin now.
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omgfangirlland · 5 months ago
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The Shadows That Nurture 15
Don't really have anything to say đŸ«  thank y'all for the attention, for reading etc, ch 16 is done, ch 17 may take longer cuz I think I'm catching a cold so uhhh- enjoy and stay safe!
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Jason was having a terrible week, starting with Ms. “I wouldn’t have been as forgiving if you didn’t die and came back kinder to me” Wayne- well- Grayson? He doesn’t know anymore- he’s close enough to just forging papers that say you’re his biological little sister just to fuck with Bruce.
Speaking of- Jason hasn’t turned on his coms and the phone specifically for the bats since the night the family found out. He’s seriously debating throwing those devices out the window, but he finds it more entertaining how everyone is in shambles.
Granted, while the others have tried cornering him to- politely ask questions- Jason is more paranoid about Damian and Cassandra. Cassandra not speaking wasn’t something he worried about, but her not texting him nonsense throughout the day made him antsy. Adding to that the fact that the demon brat didn’t even try to knife him down once? Yeah, no, Jason was on edge. Either those two were planning something or they knew something the others didn’t- frankly, he didn’t like either option.
He and the other rogues have been upping the attack on the rich to try and exhaust the bats, take their attention from you- but with each attack the bats seemed to care less and less. And if they did show up, they were starting to punch harder, to break more bones, to use those “only when necessary” blades more and more. They were getting angrier, desperate, and dangerous.
Good. It was about time they saw what they’d been pushing to the side, what they all did at one point. However, Red Hood was getting angrier at the pure audacity they had to just snoop around his turf every 13th of the month, they’ve been doing it for a while, sure, but they got sloppier with their stealth. It was making everyone nervous, the kids especially.
And now the gall of him to show up as Bruce Wayne, with that blasted fake smile, and that sweet, sweet food from Alfred. “Bruce. What are you doing here?” Harvey’s voice broke Jason from drooling over the buffet Pennyworth had made. “I-
” Bruce took in a shaky breath. Batman knew he should have rehearsed something, but lately, he’s only done impulsive things. “I’ve been a terrible father to my youngest daughter. I’m sure you all know that- I’m trying to slowly see the great achievements she made despite that and to try and understand her better.”
“And we’re supposed to believe that?” Waylon growled, tail tapping the asphalt anxiously. Harley backed Croc up, grinding into the ground the fact that he’d never tried before, that it’s been years. But one of the kids ignored the tension, coming up to the man and just grabbing his hand, smiling brightly at him.
“She always told us that some people are worth giving second chances.” The little girl looks back at the others. “He’s seeing he did bad and trying to fix it.” She shrugged and the rogues couldn’t argue. Without those second chances they wouldn’t be here, but that doesn’t mean they’ll make it easy for the trust fund baby. “Well, Mr. Wayne. Better get to work.” Two-face cackled as Cobblepot started directing the man to start carrying old, unusable furniture out of the buildings, giving the goons a break.
Jason turned to look at the little girl, his hands on his hips. “You stole his watch.” It wasn’t a question, it was very much a statement, a statement at which the little kid just smiled brightly. “She always said to rob the rich blind, too, and that man is too trusting of little kids. I got his ring too.” Jay couldn’t argue with that, so he just ruffled the little rascal’s hair and went on his way.
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“I’m sorry- You have to marry a fish?!” You almost yelled into the com as you stopped a car from splatting a woman. “And C is just letting that happen? I’m telling you, he’ll become enemy number one.” Setting the car down, ignoring Cecil saying he could hear you, you quickly grabbed the woman and flew to the protective dome where most civilians were staying safe. Your eyes met hers and you immediately complimented the bright green color. “Wha- not you two morons! I was talking to somebody else- Yes, I’m on the job.” You sigh as you set her down before getting back to action.
“Robot wanted me on the scene to take care of the civis, said something about Immortal needing the win, but uh
” You watch as the man gets overwhelmed and decapitated, his body going limp while Dupli-Kate and Black Samson try to get to him. “It’s kinda pathetic. They’re not fighting like a team. Robot, Shrinking Rae, and Moster Girl seem to be the only ones able to keep up.”
Cecil just sighs, turning on the coms for everyone. “Sorceress. End it, now.” While Robot tried to argue against it you just acted, getting tired of this mess. Getting higher in the air your hands raised, eyes glowing as you muttered some of the new spells Zatanna and John taught you.
Most of the aliens fell to the ground lured into a deep sleep state while the ones who could fight against the magic were quickly chained- all, with a wave of your hands, fell through a portal straight to their home planet. Landing you grabbed the Immortal’s head, moving closer and sticking it close enough that the skin started reattaching on its own. When you got up Kate was quick to tell you off and take your place, pulling the man onto her lap.
You just shrugged making your way to Robot and Amanda. “What’s her problem?” You mutter while subtly checking everyone out for injuries. Rex almost crashed onto you as he groaned, arm swinging over your shoulder. “She’s pissy because you and the ass were a thing, and she thinks he still likes you.” You frown, hand hovering over his face to fix the bloody mess. “That’s stupid. We weren’t. And if we were and he was still after me she should put herself first and find someone who won’t make her feel like that.”
“Wait- they are together? Like for real?” You look at the others as they get closer, most nodding. “You two weren’t? You really expect me to believe that-agh! You did that knowingly!” Rex cried as a bone set back in place quite painfully while you simply answered with a yes.
“Most of the heroes thought that. You two were pretty friendly for a while.” Black Samson shrugs. “Yeah, because we’re both immortal. We were venting about that, we understood each other, and then
 Omni-Man happened, and he called me and my brother ticking bombs. Too dangerous to be helping.” Amanda hissed at that, face cringing. “Damn, that’s such an asshole thing of him to say.”
“I don’t hold that against him. But we are not our father, he should know better, and I won’t hang around him until he apologizes and means it.” You looked over your shoulder as the man in question groaned. “Speaking of- time for me to go.” You let go of the healed Rex, pat Robot’s head, and high-five Amanda. “See you later, losers.” Rudy looks at Amanda. “Why did she pat my head?” Monster girl snorts. “It’s called affection- don’t!” she slapped his hand away. “Don’t do that to me, I’ll break your legs.”
Before you could lift off the ground once you were far enough the woman you saved before quickly stopped you, calling you over. “I just wanted to thank you. Have you eaten? Perhaps I can buy you something? There’s this cafĂ© down this street, they make amazing toast sandwiches and milkshakes.” You just laughed; not like you could say no to free food. “You don’t have to thank me or pay for-“ You tried to be a lady and politely refuse, but the woman insisted, urging you to take her and have a little break.
“Alright, ma’am, you won.” You smirked as you picked her up before taking flight. “May I know the name of who’s paying for my meal, at least? I mean, I may start thinking you’re an assassin or something if you keep being so mysterious and pushy.” You teased while following her directions, but she just gave you a smirk. “I’m Talia.”
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Bruce was sitting next to Jason, looking at the kids and rogues, but his eyes couldn’t help but drift to the murals. “She really did all of this?” Jason just nodded at his question. “She did a lot. This is a small thing. Your foundations can only do so much, Bruce. Sometimes people need community, need love, and support, and to feel like they belong. She gave that to a lot of people here.”
He nods to the murals. “When she was painting those, some kids tagged it. She caught them and asked them to join, telling them she’d pay. And she did. It was enough for those kids to keep a roof over their heads while we were building the affordable housing building down the block, and it was enough for them to put towards education.”
“One is aiming to be an engineer and the other two are going for art subjects.” Jason looks at the man. “Many of the goons Batman was fighting quickly quit and started working at the orphanage or the hospital once they found out they could afford to live and their wants with the salary offered. You can’t always solve shit by paying for buildings, sometimes that does the opposite. It just makes shit more expensive when it has the name of some billionaire attached to it.”
“This? Helping each other, creating things they can afford while opening job opportunities everyone is qualified for, and nobody will have to break their backs only to decide if they should pay for groceries or rent that month- that helped. It brought the crime rate down. Sure, I still sell drugs, crimes still happen, but surprisingly that has gone down for my zone too.”
“She has a job now, a well-paying one. So, the allowance you send mostly goes to this- I think she even sends some of her actual salary here. I began adding to it, and Penguin started doing similar on his turf.” Jason shrugs. “We gather it all and split it so everyone can pay bills, can have money for groceries, and clothes, and even have some extra on the side. Some still don't get paid enough due to the government not wanting to fund us, but what we put together helps make what is a 7-dollar-per-hour job into a 20-25-30-dollar-per-hour job. When she sends too much, we either give bonuses or put it to vote and repair something. It usually ends up being that, it’s how we repaired the local kindergarten and school. It’s how we repaired a lot.”
“I never knew-“ Jason just laughs at Bruce. “Yeah, I didn’t either. I was a little shit like you, too, remember? It took me dying to see that.” The young crime lord looks Bruce in the eyes. “That’s why I won’t tell you where she is, what she does, who she is now.” Bruce looks at his son, the tiredness in him shining through now more than ever. “She’s in Chicago, lived in NYC for a bit.” The older man mutters.
“I’m
 I’m afraid of how she’d react, of what I will find out if I go looking for her.” He whispers and Jason simply shakes his head. “You’re afraid she’ll reject you, brush you off like you did. You’d deserve it. Everyone in this blasted family would.”
Bruce nods. He wasn’t able to sleep for a while after finding out one of his kids was missing and he didn't even know. He mostly sat in his office, in front of his parents' portraits. Every single one looked more disappointed in him than the other- he knew that wasn’t possible, they were paintings
 but a part of him also remembers those portraits being- happier.
“Have you gone in her room yet?” Bruce shakes his head, his question waking him from his thoughts. Nobody did, not even Alfred, the guilt was eating everyone alive, he was sure Dick would cry or break something if he even looked at her door. “You should.” Jason insisted. “Call the others, you all are going to look into her room, into her life, and see what hell we all put her through.” The young man nudged the older man to get up when Cobblepot came closer, trying to put Bruce to more work. He wasn’t doing this to better them, Jason wanted the family to be broken. It was selfish, but being selfish is what made him your favorite rogue.
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“So, how was everyone’s day?” Debbie’s nightly question was asked again as she set her drink down.
“Well, instead of marrying a fish I ended up fighting a sea monster and then I finally moved into my dorm with William.” Mark said as he ate. “I have hella parental issues, and I think everyone should compliment my achievements more because I almost cried when this lady I ate lunch with said she was proud of how quickly I grew in my powers.”
“You almost cried?” Debbie asked, worry on her face at the revelation. Maybe they should have put you in therapy the first time you came clean with Bruce’s neglect. Mark, however, was more fixated on the unnamed lady, knowing you were mostly joking. “
You went on a date?” You sigh. “No. Stop doing that overprotective older brother BS, you look like a mangy Chihuahua acting like that.” He just pouted.
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mouseratzart · 1 year ago
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Ms. Cobblepot.....
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yandere--stuck · 1 year ago
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Is it possible to make a request headcanons for Yandere BTAS Oswald Cobblepot?(ïŸ‰ÂŽăƒź`)*: 
🐧 Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot is, above all things, a man with impeccable taste. It's only natural that he'd set his sights on you. A vision of pure enchantment. Divinity in human form. A marble sculpture made flesh, allowing unworthy, mortal eyes to bask in your grace. As a collector of fine art, Oswald knew he had to have you. In a room full of art, he'd only desire to steal you.
☂ Using the wealth, power, and connections he's accrued over his criminal career, Oswald is easily able to gain information on you. He sends out some of his underlings to keep watch over you, keep track of your routine, and relay any and all findings on you back to him. Such knowledge is key to the courtship process, after all. What kind of suitor would he be if he knew nothing of his lovebird?
🐧 Oswald will likely incorporate a mixture of both his and your interests into future thefts in an attempt to catch your eye. If you have a favorite artist, news coverage will suddenly report that The Penguin has also developed an interest in plundering their work. You may or may not find your favorite prices suddenly displayed in your home. When he finally reveals himself to you, he aims to spoil you even more. The finest of garments, quality cooking, luxury furnishings
 In fact, why stay anywhere else but his manor? You deserve nothing but the best, the perfect home, and
 Well, Oswald has so many, big empty rooms

☂ Oswald also makes sure to inform his fellow Rogues that you are completely off-limits with regards to any crimes they may commit, even if only incidentally. He wants you safe and sound, and will not allow you to fall victim to criminal activity because of the life he's chosen.
🐧 Oswald is able to convince himself that any of your refutations on the nature of your relationship can be waved away as shyness or insecurity on your part. As such, he wants nothing more than to reassure you that you deserve all the love he has to offer. And, with him being rather affectionate, he typically uses touch to prove this to you. Being a gentleman, Oswald loves bestowing kisses upon your hand or cheek when in public. He'll also whisper sweet nothings into your ear in hopes of making you flustered. In a more private environment, he's especially fond of cuddling, and may even try to preen you if he gets caught up in the moment.
☂ He's semi-lucid in terms of his awareness that you may not return his feelings. It's a constant creeping feeling at the back of his mind left behind by Ms. Vreeland and her cohorts. However, Oswald is able to quell these concerns with the excuse that you only act so hesitant to be with him due to concerns with the law. It makes sense, doesn't it? You wouldn't want to appear complicit in any of Oswald's criminal activities lest you also be punished by Gotham's joke of a justice system. In fact, Oswald wouldn't have it any other way. The only thing that matters to him is your safety and happiness. But, he doesn't dare ask if it truly is the case. He doesn't want to ruin this for himself, just in case. He doesn't want to shatter the illusion. He just wants to be happy and to make you happy and for you to love him as much as he does you. Just let him have this, please.
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sketchp00ch · 2 months ago
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💚Miss Tuesday’s First Day💜
PROLOGUE
Quick Tivia: ΓΔÎčÎŹ ÏƒÎżÏ… (or GeiĂĄ sou) and Καλησπέρα (or KalispĂ©ra) mean “Hello” and “Good evening” in Greek
DING-DING-DING!
DING-DING-DING!
All she wanted to do was relax on the beaches of Antipaxos with a glass of Santorini Sunrise, bathing in the warm, gleaming sun and gazing at the crystal clear waters splashing calmly against the soft sand. But no. Today, she couldn’t have that. Her phone just had to ring like no tomorrow.
DING-DING-DING!
DING-DING-DING!
Ariadne Isychía was once a child prodigy who achieved so much back in Gotham City—a high school diploma at twelve, a degree in data analytics and cybersecurity at sixteen, and a freelancing technician throughout her late teens and early twenties. She later became a professional hacker in the GCPD for over ten years.
At thirty, she would leave it all to live in the beautiful city of Athens, Greece. A place she once called home as a toddler before her family moved to the States in search of a “better life,” so to speak. What a crock of shit that was

Anyway

With an agitated groan, Ari finally picked up her phone to a mysterious number from

“Gotham City? Who the Hell do I know in Gotham?”
Panic and confusion rushed over her for a split second, as she hadn’t lived in Gotham for five years, and with good reason. The night before she left the city, Ariadne had already quit the GCPD and decided to live in Greece for what she hoped was permanent; she utilized her hacking and cybersecurity skills to pull her ultimate heist: rob Gotham’s most ruthless crime lords blind. Ari was more than successful and stole thousands from the private offshore accounts of Rupert Thorne, Carmine Falcone, Salvatore Maroni, Oswald Cobblepot, and even Harvey Dent, ending up with about five hundred and fifty thousand dollars without leaving a single trace or digital footprint.
Or so she thought

After further hesitation, she finally answered the mystery number.
“ΓΔÎčÎŹ ÏƒÎżÏ….”
Ari thought that if she only spoke in Greek, the mystery caller would be confused, apologize for calling the wrong number, and eventually hang up, and she could continue on her beach vacation. But no. She was wrong. Again.
“Καλησπέρα, Ms. Ariadne IsychĂ­a.”
ïżœïżœ... I don’t understand you—”
“Oh, please, my dear. Don’t try all that nonsense by pretending you don’t know a poppycock of English. I may be an old buzzard, but I’m no fool.”
It was bad enough that her vacation was rudely interrupted by some asshole from Gotham, but now it’s ten times worse when that asshole is Oswald Chesterfield fucking Cobblepot himself through the damn phone.
Ari cursed under her breath and responded courteously now that the jig was up,
“Shit
 Okay, you win. To what do I owe the unexpected pleasure of the Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot? Or I guess in this case, Mayor Cobblepot, last I read online.”
Ari sneered at the phone as she heard his satisfied signature penguin chortle
“Well, to be frank with you, my dear, I require a favor, and before you reject it, you should know something
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“And what would that be, sir..?”
She asked, trying not to panic and keeping a calm composure to avoid making things worse.
“You left Gotham City approximately five years prior, correct?”
“Yes, you would be correct, sir.”
There was a ten-second pause between lines as Oswald took in a few puffs of smoke from his long cigarette and finally continued the conversation,
“You should know I’m fully aware of that weasel little stunt you pulled five years ago on me and my fellow lords, including my closest confidant and new district attorney- Harvey Dent.”
(‘SHIT! GOD DAMN IT— SHIT! I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT!’)
This replayed in Ariadne’s head repeatedly as she realized her heist wasn’t as foolproof as expected. She genuinely thought to make sure not to leave a single digital footprint or a trace of her presence behind after collecting her spoils from each crime lord. But it seemed like she missed a spot. A pretty BIG spot from the looks of it.
“Normally, I would be positively LIVID whenever I hear that I have been swindled by some vixen who knows her way around cybersecurity, thinking she can sneak her way into any of MY vaults as if they were unguarded chicken coops, and trust me. I WAS.”
The sudden change in tone from proper and suave to vile and vindictive shook Ari a bit. She had a sneaking suspicion of what would come next: She would either pay back her dues in one way or another or become a walking target for Oswald’s best snipers.
Ari stayed quiet over the phone because if she asked how he knew it was her and why he was telling her this now when he could’ve conducted this half a decade ago, it wouldn’t matter. Apologizing would be useless, too. All she could do now was shut the fuck up and let the man speak his piece.
“But. I won’t lie to you, my dear. I knew about your heist a week after you left Gotham when some of my best hackers dug it all out. It seems you got a bit sloppy with my account, but thankfully, there was no trace of your little digital paw prints in the others. Only I know of your slip-up, Ms. Isychía. You should feel quite fortunate about that.”
“I see
 It seems that I need to perfect my skills. I appreciate you pointing that out to me if that's the case. And may I ask why you have kept this a secret until now, sir? Just curious.”
Ariadne’s repose and calm composure took Oswald aback, and she nonchalantly acknowledged her mistakes, even thanking him for informing her of them. What an odd woman—a computer genius by all accounts, yet so bizarre. People who wronged him and got caught would typically be hyperventilating and pleading for mercy. It’s almost as if she expected this confrontation to happen eventually. Or is her lulled demeanor all a ruse to hide her fear right now?
He cleared his throat and finally got to the ‘doing him a favor’ part.
“Ahem..! Yes, well, the reason for keeping this a secret for so long when I could have easily made you a galloping bullseye for me and the likes of my competitors is because I was morbidly impressed with how you were capable of virtually snatching our wealth right under our noses. In fact! I was SO impressed that I had to keep you under my notes in case I ever needed a favor from you. A pretty big one at that, mind you!”
“So you were waiting for the right opportunity to blackmail me into doing your bidding. Is what you’re implying if I were to put it bluntly?”
“That’s correct, my dear.”
Ari already knew the gist from the get-go; it’s as predictable as a children’s book. What the favor could be is what worries her; there’s an unpredictability.
She sighed softly and asked,
“Okay, and what favor have you been hyping up for the past forty-five seconds, Mayor Cobblepot? Time is of the essence, which I hate wasting.”
“Anticipation getting to you that much, eh? Very well, this favor is big but simple: my associate and new deputy mayor need an assistant despite his reluctance to have one, as he thinks he can do everything alone! Stubborn little arse that Edward Nygma—”
Ariadne’s eyes widened a bit as she quickly interrupted Oswald,
“Edward Nygma, formerly Edward Nashton? As in THE Riddler himself?”
Oswald grumbled a bit when she interrupted him, but he continued,
“Yes. THAT Edward. Now, as I was saying before, you rudely interjected! Ahem! He has been overworking himself to the bone without any further assistance, and if you ask me, he’s been looking more tired and battered than ever! And as my father used to say, ‘Tiredness creates laziness, and laziness creates sloppiness!’ Now, that’s where YOU come in, my dear Ariadne.”
Ari sighed once more, or more like slightly groaning like an agitated teenager after their parents asked them to finish their homework, wash the dishes, and take out the trash.
“If I can quickly guess, you simply want me to pick up the slack so Edward can nap like I’m his maid or mother? Because last time I checked, I had a hysterectomy- the total removal of my uterus -years back for the sole purpose of never becoming a mother who cleans up shit-filled diapers, let alone a man’s workload.”
She once again took aback Oswald. This time, her tone was more stern and venomous. Does she not care that her life is on the line if she doesn’t do this favor?
“Oh, don’t be so dramatic, Ms. Isychía! Obviously, you and Edward are going to split and share the workload! You will do the more challenging parts of the job, such as hacking into some.. Private sectors for.. Political reasons. Technically speaking, and in my humblest opinion, you are far more skilled in that department than Edward! Not to disregard his intellect, but you seem to be the type who doesn’t need to boast about her genius as you know you already are!”
Ari was no longer cautious and more so annoyed as she rolled her eyes over the phone,
“Mayor Cobblepot. With all due respect, please don’t try to persuade me with flattery, as I have known since birth that I am beyond intelligent. I know there is more to this than you simply wanting me to be Edward’s assistant. So what’s the catch? And please be specific with your explanation, as I deeply despise vagueness.”
He couldn’t help but laugh loudly, but it was not the type of laugh he would make before filleting someone with his umbrella like an Alaskan Salmon. No, it’s the type where he knows he’s bargaining with someone who knows their way around binding contracts and deals.
“WAK WAK WAK! You truly are a perspicacious woman! A quick little minx you are! Edward will definitely enjoy having you around! Alrighty, you got me! The only true catch is that you leave your life in Athens and return to Gotham until all your debts are paid. I can tell you would probably care less if you ended up killed off this mortal plane if you said ‘no,’ however.. You do have your aunts to think about. Sure, your daddy, the once highly regarded Officer Matthaios, is no longer with us, but his sisters are still. And as far as familial love goes, you wouldn’t want anything to happen to them now, do you, my dear Ariadne?”
And THERE it is

It’s true Ari doesn’t care what happens to her, but ever since her father passed away the month before she left Gotham along with the twenty-year disappearance of her older brother, Aster, the only family she truly has left are her aunties who are all currently relaxing and enjoying retirement in a big house Ari bought them with the money she took from the crime lords. She cherished them more than anything because it would be her and her alone in a metaphorical void without them. Ari would rather spend the rest of her life under the servitude of The Penguin than have them die because of her.
She had no other choice now, so she took a deep breath and accepted the favor.
“Fair enough. Mayor Cobblepot. I will be in your debt for as long as you need me to be.”
With a firm and satisfied huff, Oswald gives one more detail before hanging up,
“Excellent choice! However, I will be fair and allow you a month to prepare everything and say goodbye to your loved ones as your new job awaits! One of my trusted guards will take you to one of my private planes by the end of the month! Auf Wiedersehen, Ariadne Isychía!”
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3n1gm4blogs · 11 months ago
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top three rogues? (besides yourself)
Hmm
 I suppose I will have to go with my other other top three:
Oswald Cobblepot. (I know you still have that dog named after me. Please let me see our son Martin.)
Ms. Kyle. (You still owe me that 2.3 million dollars you stole from me)
Pamela Isley.
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Chapter 3 of Revenge Can Hurt More Than the Person It's Aimed at (An Angsty Nygmobblepot x Reader Hurt/Comfort Fix-it Fic)
Chapter 3: The Interview
<-previous chapter
Very important new warnings: the (wrong) suspicion that Oswald wants to die & that he self-harmed/was close to killing himself), blood (only what was in this episode: a trophy covered in it & some on skin), canon betrayal (including gaslighting & intimidation) & poor mental state (self-doubt)
Word count: 2764
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Wow, I'm really committing to this cover-for-each-chapter thing so far.
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Oswald looked as if he had seen a ghost. His face was even paler than before, his eyes wide, and his back appeared crooked, not to mention how much more he was leaning on his cane. What the hell happened?
He nearly skidded over the floor, and raised his hands. "Sorry I'm late. Mayor stuff." He chuckled artifically, and limped to his seat, throwing you a nervous look with all pretense gone. When an assistant tried to attach a cable to him, Oswald snatched it away and adjusted it himself.
Trying to make him feel a little at ease, you began, "I got you a fresh gl-" but Margaret Hearst interrupted you, "I hope you're ready, Mr. Mayor." Oswald smiled and huffed a little.
"The world is watching."
Why did she have to stress the word that way? He scowled and you did the same.
Her lips were pursed smugly. She knew exactly what she was doing.
"And we're live in three..." What? That's way too soon!
"Good luck, Oswald!"
He put his hands into a less cramped position.
"Two..."
"You've got this!"
The cameras started rolling and Ms. Hearst put on a wide smile.
"Mayor Cobblepot, as Gotham is enjoying an historic spike in job growth and prosperity, it is also going through one of the safest periods of its history."
Oswald smiled but Looked at the floor momentarily. At least one thing to make you proud.
"And I'm sure everyone is wondering: how did you did you do it?" The interviewer raised the corners of her lips but her head was inclined to show that she distrusted him.
"Uh", Oswald closed his mouth and picked up the water of glass, letting a bit spill onto the table.
Oh no. That was an easy question, he shouldn't start using drinking water to buy himself time yet. Maybe I should get a new glass just in case.
You peered at the table to check how much was still in it when Oswald paused his movement and then quickly covered his right wrist.
What was going on?
He stared at Margaret Hearst with an open mouth and she looked back more puzzled.
You went to a monitor to possibly get a better look but his hand wasn't in the frame. Good. Whatever it was didn't need to concern the public.
Oswald closed his eyes, thinking about your encouragement from before and smiled for a moment, then managed to start, "Well..."
While he was fidgeting a little with his hands - though not as much as Ed sometimes did: he was still clutching his right wrist - he actually did quite well, responding eloquently and mentioning a few of his successes along the way.
"So from humble errand boy to kitchen worker to the so-called "King of Gotham", Oswald pressed his lips together, sensing something else than a compliment coming, "it is said that many died so you could rise."
The King of Gotham mustered up a smile, "Oh. An exaggeration. People love to invent scandal." He was putting in quite a lot of energy for how he was feeling today.
The notorious journalist wasn't impressed, "But it was murder that sent you to Arkham. A prison for the criminally insane."
"I," he dragged the word out for a second to find the right words, "rescued this city from the madman Theo Galavan. Some call it murder," he looked down to the side, "others a public favor." He smiled charmingly. At least he won you over with it.
Ms. Hearst continued confidently, "And after your...controversial release from prison," Oswald was tempted to look to you for support, "you met your father, Elijah van Dahl."
Oswald's gaze drifted across the room and landed on-no!
"A man whose identity your mother kept from you."
Oswald opened his mouth. His father! Walking through the room unseen by the security guards. He let out a breath of air and followed the ghost with his eyes, whispering, "Oh my god."
You looked at him alarmed, about to follow his gaze when someone from the camera team made a sudden movement that distracted you.
"Guess it must have been very upsetting."
"What?" Oswald turned his head to Ms. Hearst, "Yes." He looked away again.
The mayor was very distracted but it wasn't as if anyone from the team had noticed anything.
"He also died under suspicuous circumstances, his wife and step children disappearing soon after."
Elijah was holding the trophy Oswald had used to kill his chief of staff, still bloody, raised for Oswald to remember what he had done, not just today but to avenge his father's death.
What did he want him to know? That he was a failure? No, he had been so kind when he'd heard about his past. Advice perhaps? Advice on how to prevent losing you as well?
"I...I-I have to go." Oswald was looking back and forth between Ms. Hearst and something behing you but you were frozen in place, only looking at him.
No one seemed to see what he was looking at anyways. Is he hallucinating?Ed might be able to help with that. Maybe Os had that little sleep. The poor man looked ready to leave.
But Margaret Hearst wasn't done with him yet, "Why? Is it because there's substance to the rumor that you had them killed to inherit your father's wealth?"
Oswald stopped clutching his chair and stood up, "F-father, father, wait!" His voice was frail. With his movement he dragged the chair along audibly, knocking off the glass in the process.
"Oh!" Ms. Hearst exclaimed, "Are you feeling well, Mr. Mayor?"
Oswald began removing the microphone on his suit. "Uh, I'm fine. I-I'm great." He bowed down to her a little, still trying to leave, "Why would I not be fine?" He was still fumbling with the microphone.
"Well, the people of Gotham and America want to know the truth."
Oswald couldn't take it anymore: he ripped off the cord and snarled, "To hell with the people!"
This was it. Margaret Hearst had gotten her story. She looked into the camera and raised her eyebrows. Oswald wasn't needed anymore.
"Father, wait!"
He needed to follow him. He had to. You gave him wonderful support but only his father could give him counsel concerning love: what to do with his feelings for you, how to live with Ed's rejection, whether to deal with the heartbreak in silence or tell you as well as confess to you...and risk losing you too.
"Oswald!"
He turned around.
"Wait!"
"What's wrong?"
He held up a shaky hand. His left one, you noticed. "I can't tell you. Not yet."
"What do you mean "not yet"?"
He looked down, then behind you again, as if there was someone.
"Later. N-not now, at least." He tried to move past you but you stopped his wobbly walk with a hand to his chest.
"Where are you going?"
He gently cupped your hand and moved it down, giving it a small squeeze, then wincing slightly and putting the hand on the other one...his right one.
You needed to ask. Something strange was going on.
Oswald stopped near a mirror and realized horrified that there was a little blood on his face. He wiped it away frantically. "T-to the...bathroom."
You eyed him suspiciously, worried about his well-being.
He pocketed the tissue, his lips twitching from nervosity, his tense legs urging him to follow his father already.
If you discovered his hallucinating, what would you think? You'd think of him as a madman. You knew that his sanity certificate was fake. Who even was he to have one?! Moreover: who was he if he was really sane? In the eye of the public he was a disgraced mayor. A hypocrite. A criminal. A liar. Not even an honest criminal as he sometimes liked to call himself.
After the embarrassment seconds ago he couldn't see clearly, didn't realize how blind he was, that you still liked Ed, who had a fake sanity certificate as well, that you were right there, taking in his state concerned for someone you loved dearly.
He only saw the negative. He was a disappointment. To the citizens of Gotham, to Ed, to you, to his mother, his father...
He had publically made a fool of himself despite your presence, you, his savior, his everything recently.
Not his everything...father!
His face grew less grim. "Now if you'd excuse me."
Again he made a move and would have let him if there wasn't a very important thing you had to ask first, "Just a second!"
Oswald halted.
You reached out to him, attempting to speak calmly, "Your hand. What do you have there?"
You gave it a light touch, meaning to bring it into yours to inspect it.
He flinched, then stood frozen.
"N-nothing!"
"Let me have a look."
"No!" He held a hand in front of his mouth. That reaction was too strong. "I-I mean, it's nothing!"
Very unconvincing.
"Oswald, you can trust me with anything. Please tell me what's wrong."
He evaded your concerned look and you took your chance, looking down at the hand he hadn't raised. The white fabric bore a a red stain. You took in a sharp breath.
Oswald called your name. "What is it?" He looked at you again, a flicker of caution in his panic-stricken eyes.
"The...the blood, Oswald." You gestured to his hand that he was now covering again. "Why is there blood?"
He stared at your pleading eyes.
"Tell me what's bothering you and I can...I can help arrange some downtime for you. I'll look for an open space i-in your schedule and talk to your new Chief of Staff. He seems nice, I'm sure-hey, did I say something wrong?"
"N-no." He couldn't tell you that he'd killed said Chief of Staff. You just said that you liked him, and to be honest, Oswald would've never expected betrayal from him either. What if he was actually innocent?
You went on, "It's his birthday today, did you know that? I'm sure he's in a good mood. Plus, a lot of people like him, so..."
No, no, no, no! Oswald cursed his murder.
You noticed, "But please do continue telling me what's up with your arm or wrist."
Don't say anything about killing him to y/n. "I...I, uh, hurt myself", he tried to explain.
"What?" Stay calm, don't make him feel bad, you told yourself.
"Yes. I-it can happen." Oswald meant to make it reassuring, but to you, who knew how bad he was currently doing, it sounded like a possible confession to self-harm.
"Let me see."
Oswald's eyes widened and he turned to walk away, "I'd rather not."
"Oswald, let me have a look. I-I can help you."
"No!"
You shrank back.
What have I done? "You don't need to look at it, is what I meant. You already help me so much, dear-dear y/n." Ahh, I messed up! Why did that have to happen today?!
You didn't seem to care about his slip-up, "Whether it looks bad or not, I better inspect it so I can make sure that you have the right bandages ready."
He couldn't let you! You'd see that he had no injury at all! "It's nothing."
"Oh," you didn't believe him, "Good."
He was already walking away, "I'll pick up something from the office." Now he had an excuse for going there.
"Wait!"
He only walked slower, which made his explanation all the more suspicious.
"If it's nothing, then please let me see it anyway so I don't have to worry anymore."
This was a smart strategy. While Oswald may have been doleful and weak these last weeks, he had never stopped caring about your well-being.
Instead of assuring you however, he now continued walking, "Please, y/n, I need to be alone!"
"And I'm worried tha..." You couldn't tell him of your suspicions. What if he hadn't done anything in that direction and felt misjudged by you? Or worse: what if you'd somehow inspire him to do something similar?
Oswald saw your distressed concern and stopped, stabilizing himself on a wall, "Worried about what, y/n?" If something was bothering his dear friend so much, his father could could wait for a few seconds.
"Worried that you hurt yourself on purpose."
"Oh." What should he say now?
Usually, if you found out that he'd killed an innocent person, you'd be mad or "merely" disappointed. Either would sadden him immensly at present.
"I didn't. But thank you for your concern."
You peered at his right hand. He still wasn't showing you show you the wound.
The dumpish mayor followed your eyes and let his shoulders sink more. "Please believe me." He made a choked noise in the back of his throat. "It's all so-" he started to cry, "so much a-and-" He waved his left hand around in search for words, his eyes filling with more tears, "I-I...Ijustcan'ttalkrightnow." He looked away and put his left hand to cover his face.
"That's okay. I'm sorry that I stressed you out even more." You stepped closer carefully, not knowing what else to say. Returning your hug, Oswald weakly put one arm to your side.
You stroked over his shaking back. "It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be alright." You teared up.
Oswald nodded despite his extreme doubts. He'd need a miracle to- father!
He jerkily tore away from you. "I have to go."
"What?" You were suprised at this sudden change.
"One more minute here and I'll-I'll have a panic attack. Please don't...don't follow me. I'm just barely managing to...to talk." Will you wait for me?"
"Yes. Yes, of course. But what-"
"Go ahead and wait outside."
"Wh-" What was going on? 'I have to go' sounded...terrible to you! And why wait outside?
"Good." Oswald turned around-
"Wait!" You had to do something, say something, just in case. "Oswald, please wait."
God, hearing that tone in your voice hurt him! He turned his head back towards you.
"You...we...we need to talk about something very important."
"Yes, what is it?"
No no no no, he was supposed to say "Yes of course, we'll talk about that later"!
"I'll tell you later!" You sounded hopelessly dispaired by now. "Can you promise me that we'll do that?" You blinked some tear fluid out of your eyes, "Today?"
Oswald stood still still woth his jittery legs and hands. It must be important. You were hurting and he hadn't helped you yet. He wanted to sob again. "Yes." He took a deep breath. "Of course, y/n. Everything for you."
If not everything for Edward and you, than at least everything for just you.
"I promise."
You breathed out in relief. "Th-thank you."
He was still miserable though. He probably really needed space, whether he had lied to you or not. "I'll wait outside. And Oswald?"
He gazed at you full of hope.
"Don't think that interview ruined everything. You still control the crime world. And they know who you are. But even if you lost everything...you'd still have me."
Hopefully that would take some of the fear from his shoulders.
Oswald's breath hitched.
Those were big words. Words like "I love you", which you had already said today. Words like "I would do anything for you." Words like "more than friends"...and he'd eventually found out what all of those had really meant.
He immediately felt bad for playing his sadness and distress up.
He didn't want to and wouldn't try to find out the exact meaning of what you'd said. Not unless he wanted his heart to be broken a second time.
This time all of his emotional expressions were completely authentic. A new wave of tears threatened to overcome him and so he could only choke out, "Thank you."
Then he walked away.
You stood there, suddenly doubting your little try at ensuring he'd come back. Maybe you could go after him and make sure...no. He'd asked you not to. If you did, it might be his final tipping point to having a panic attack...or worse.
You slowly forced yourself to move, almost reflexively pulling out your telephone and dialling a familiar number.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep... It rang until you were almost outside.
"Ed", you said as soon as he picked up, "you have to tell me what happened between you and Oswald."
Author's note: The updates might take longer from now on, as I haven't begun writing the next ones yet or seen the episodes after season three episode 14 😂. This fic will probably go up to season 3 episode 16, so it's totally okay.
Things are so sad currently though 😭 So please let me know anything you like/think about this. It can be short, medium, long, whatever you want :)
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missyterry · 7 months ago
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I made the toxic yaoi into toxic yuri
(S2 times when Os(tara) is being taken care of by Edie)
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ao3feed-brucewayne · 1 year ago
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Earth 101: Batman Vol 2
by TheAgentMan One year The Batman has been around, and he's caused quite a stir in his time here. Here, we have four different tales of four different criminals who threw their hats in the ring in an attempt to put an end to The Dark Knight! Words: 6347, Chapters: 1/18, Language: English Series: Part 12 of Earth 101 Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Gotham (TV), Catwoman (Comics), DC Elseworlds Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other Characters: Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Selina Kyle, Oswald Cobblepot, Roman Sionis, Deever Tweed, Dumfree Tweed, The Electrocutioner, Silver Monkey, Ms. Li Relationships: Rogues Gallery (Batman)/Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Vol 2 is here!, Finally! Sorry it took so long. via https://ift.tt/627Qwe8
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sl-newsie · 1 year ago
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Behind Masks (Dr. Jonathon Crane x OC) Ch. 13: Damsel Not Distressed
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Some independent hero I must be. Abducted by two idiots and tied to a chair. What an icon.
How long have I been out? The sack’s still over my head.
“Where the Hell am I?” I try to give authority but my croaking voice wouldn’t startle a kitten.
“She’s awake!” One of the voices from earlier whispers nearby and heavy footsteps approach.
The sack is ripped off and sunlight blinds my eyes. On top of that my hair piles over my face and gives me no clue to where I might be. All I can see through the strands of hair is the chair I’m bound to.
“Whoever you are, I have nothing to give. Go ahead and kill me.”
“I’m afraid that’s out of the question,” a familiar voice calls from overhead.
A hand folds back my hair and a better view of my captive environment is allowed. It’s an abandoned skateboarding rink. A concrete arena. The goons who abducted me are still standing behind me. Up above is the one giving the orders. Edward Nigma.
“I’m truly sorry it’s come to this, Callie.”
Through the blazing sun I make out his new appearance. Instead of the prison suit I last saw him in, Nigma has donned black trousers, a green blazer, and green bowler hat with a giant question mark painted on it.
“Nigma, this is ridiculous. Why keep me hostage?”
“Because I need Crane to cooperate.”
“With what?”
“I need him to stop terrorizing the workers at the bank. That’s where my next scheme is. As much as he hates to admit it, he does care about you. When he sees you like this he’ll budge.”
If it weren’t so saddening I might actually laugh. From how Crane acted when he ushered me out of his lab I don’t think he holds any amount of affection for me.
“Sorry to disappoint you but he doesn’t care, Nigma. He’ll probably encourage my death. The only reason he keeps in touch is because he’s obsessed with my psychosis.”
Bang!
A gunshot rings out and I look around for the source. It’s- An umbrella? There’s a strange-looking portly man in a black suit holding an umbrella with smoke coming out. Is that umbrella a gun?
“This foolish game is taking too long, Nigma. I want assurance that my own business will remain untouched as well.”
Just how many people are using me as bait?
I look up, annoyed at the riddling villain. “Nigma, who the Hell is this guy?” 
“Oh! Where are my manners? I am Oswald Cobblepot, at your service. Or should I say, your untimely death.” The man does a dramatic bow and tips his hat. The Penguin.
“Et tu, Cobblepot? Do I need to spell it out? I’m not a suitable bargaining chip!”
A shuffled noise alerts me to the edge of the rink and a flash of green catches my eye.
“Really, boys? You can do better than this. Leave Callie alone.”
I smile gratefully at the familiar botanist. “Thanks, Ivy.”
Ouch. The sun’s beginning to burn. I can feel my reddening skin rubbing against the ropes I’m tied up in. At this point being shot might be a decent way out of this. No more Gotham, no more sunburn.
“Did anyone tell him?” Ivy drones in a bored tone as she leans against the stone wall.
Nigma chuckles. “I sent a riddle-” 
“Never mind,” Ivy cuts him off. “Do not need any elaboration.”
Penguin shuffles around impatiently. “I’m starting to agree with Ms. Prentiss. I don’t take Crane for the affectionate type-”
“What are you doing?” Another familiar voice asks from the shadows.
“Or perhaps I spoke too soon,” Penguin says. “It appears he figured out your riddle.”
I can’t see! Where is he-? Oh. He did come after all. Although I don’t doubt his motive is to watch the show of me being cooked. Dr. Crane strides into the arena. He’s wearing the same clothes except for one accessory: the Scarecrow mask. Is this a rumble or what?
Nigma cackles with glee and hops down from his pedestal. “Delightful! Now that you’re here, let us establish our terms. You stop gassing the bank tellers, and we don’t hurt Callie.”
“Callie?” Crane whips his head to where Ivy’s pointing at me and his face darkens. “What’s she doing here?”
“Just a little insurance that you’ll cooperate,” Penguin explains smugly.
Dr. Crane’s eyes don’t look away from me. “You’re hurting her.”
“We haven't cut a hair off of her-”
“It’s the sun. She’s burning.”
He noticed. How attentive. Whether or not he cares if I’m being burned is shielded by his plain tone. Who does start to show concern is Ivy.
“He’s right. Get on with it, Nigma. Don’t worry, Callie. I’ve got the best aloe for you.”
Nigma tilts his head, still watching Crane’s alertness towards me. Cobblepot, however, is growing impatient.
“I’ll do it myself,” he mutters. He waddles closer and points his umbrella straight at my head. “You’d better be right, Nigma. Close the deal, now. Or else I will take my associations elsewhere.”
Crane’s body stiffens. Behind his mask I see his vibrant eyes flash. He can’t be serious-
“How about a compromise?” The fear doctor suggests.
Penguin lowers his umbrella by a fraction. “I’m listening.”
“You can do your little bank scheme, but also steal an adrenaline compound for me. You get your petty cash and I get a new ingredient for my experiments.”
He’s actually going along with this? Nigma struts up wearing a devious smirk and holds out a hand. The two men shake and he leans in to whisper something to Crane. Can we please get this done? My back feels like it’s about to char. 
“Pleasure doing business, Ms. Prentiss. Perhaps next time it will be on more friendlier terms.”
Penguin tips his hat to me and disappears into the shadows. While Nigma and Crane continue their whispering Ivy comes over and sets down a white bottle.
“Aloe. Apply twice daily. This should clear that burn up right away. It was good to see you, Callie. Stay safe, stay in touch.”
She too walks off and I’m left to wait for the squabbling geeks to stop arguing about
 whatever. I don’t care.
“Remember: I’m not a flower, but I bloom in the heart,
In many stories, I play a part.
I can make you cry, or make you smile,
Through hate or sadness I reconcile,” Nigma chants tauntingly.
What the Hell kind of Riddle is that?
“Now let her go!” Crane orders.
Nigma shrugs. “Very well. There’s no need to hold onto her anymore.” He pulls out a knife and slices the ropes behind my back. “Sorry again, Callie. See you later.”
“Try to use me as bait again, and you will regret it,” I hiss as the ropes rub against my skin.
The chair pulls away and I fall onto my hands and knees. The pavement is hot enough to cook an egg. I don’t even want to know how red my back is.
“You owe me.” A hand grabs my arm and I’m tugged up to stand.
“Ow! In case you forgot, I am here because of you." I sneer at Crane. "Somehow I’m a valuable bargaining chip. Care to explain why?”
Dr. Crane doesn’t answer. He finishes untying the ropes around my legs. When he’s finished I bent over to pick up Ivy’s aloe. Every inch I move causes my skin to yell at me.
“Is it safe?” Crane asks in a lazy voice.
“I trust Ivy. Plus my skin can’t get any worse now anyway.” I practically limp into the shade and lean against the cold concrete. “I was just held hostage in broad daylight. What do you expect?”
“I expect it hurts.”
No shit, genius!
“Yes. Yes it does. Now please get your gloating over with so I can be miserable in peace.”
A small dose is all it takes. I pour a small drop of the green goo onto my hand and smear it across my arm. Thank you, Ivy! It feels like liquid relief-!
“Here.” Crane takes the bottle and suddenly more aloe is being rubbed gently on my back. “This should help.”
Oh- God, he’s good at this. Of course he is. He studied anatomy the same as I. But why does he have to be so frustrating?
“You’re helping? Are you high?”
“Hardly. These actions are based on pity, Dr. Prentiss. You look like a cracker dipped in ketchup.”
Surprising. He still has a sense of humor. Probably because it’s directed at me. 
I fight the urge to moan and pull away before I let my trust slip. I pivot and walk through the alley towards the main street. Where do I go? What direction is-?
“Your apartment is that way, Dr. Prentiss.” Crane points north.
I pull my face into a tight smile. “Thank you,” I reply stiffly.
Continuing onward. And he’s still following me.
“Did you know that- Oh come on, take it off!” I yank Crane’s mask away and shove it into his hands. “We’ll get caught! Anyways, did you know that New York built the first electric chair in 1888 because they were seeking a more humane method of execution than hanging?” 
He takes a minute to adjust to the bright sunlight. “That seems rather dark and random for you.”
“I find it interesting. We still kill, but look for more humane methods. In my line of work I’ve seen many criminals design their methods of death. Including you.”
We get to the intersection across from my apartment. Good. A hot shower- Scratch that. A freezing cold shower for my skin and some fresh clothes. My poor black dress from last night is wrinkled and dusty. With a little luck it can be saved. Some hero. Dressed the part for damsel in distress like a pro. 
“Would you like me to escort you?”
Escort? God, he’s right. I am poisoning him with thoughts of chivalry. This does not sound like the Dr. Crane from five months ago. First he lets me live from a Nigma’s crazy scheme and now he’s offering to escort me.
My tone turns gentle. “No, thank you. I’ll be fine.”
Crane nods. “Take care of those burns. Good day, Dr. Prentiss.”
He walks straight past me towards the docks. Back to his lab. So that’s it, then? Him popping in and out of my life when it concerns him. I shouldn’t care
 But then why does my heart drop the further he gets down the sidewalk? Maybe Nigma’s right. Maybe he does care. Why else would he have acted to preserve my life today? Or it’s to earn a favor from me. I ‘owe’ him. Well, favor or not I’m still going ahead with my plan.
I strike first tonight.
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Madi: You kidnapped Veronica?! I mean, yeah, she was a bitch to me, but... that's still illegal!
Jervis (Mad Hatter): Madi, my dear, which is more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Miss Vreeland in your name or escaping Arkham Asylum?
Madi: KIDNAPPING VERONICA, JERVIS!!
Penguin: Dearie, listen: whatever you may think of your few rogue friends right now, they are counting on you. You inspire them.
Madi: What, to kidnap people??
Penguin: To work together.
Madi: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!
Riddler: Ms. Cobblepot, we all agreed a socialite is not a people~
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eridanisanenby · 2 years ago
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Otto Octavius (doctor Octopus/doc Ock)/Superior Spider-man
Victor Von doom/Doctor Doom
Warren Worthington III/ArchAngel
Cassandra “Cass” Cain/Black Bat
J’onn J’onnz/John Jones/Hank Henshaw/Martian Manhunter
Kei Kawade/Kaiju Kid(/Kid Kaiju)
Mitchell Mayo/Condiment KingïżŒ
Max Mercury/Windrunner Whip WhirlWind
Red Robin/Joker Junior
Cletus Cortland Kassidy (Carnage)
Clark Kent
Conner “Kon” Kent
Chemical King
Carrie Kelley
Killer Croc
Karen Crane
Seaboard City
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theoceantot · 1 year ago
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Chapter 7
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"Wake up Mr Wayne we have much to discuss"
"Strange? You wont get away with this!"
"I already have"
More electricity passes through Bruce as he screames again
"I assume you thought of yourself untouchable. Well as you can see no one is untouchable"
Another shock passes through Bruce as he screams.
"Shut arkham city down. Its out of control!"
"Shut it down? By the end of tonight i'll be a hero just like you BATMAN"
(Meanwhile)
"Ms Perse is everything alright?" Alfred asked Perse who was biting at her finger nails her knee bouncing a clear indicator of stress and anxiety. What if he's really hurt? Or dead? The thoughts were beginning to be too much.
"I'm just scared" Perse said barely above a whisper. Shes not good at communicating how she feels and still doesn't speak that much. Of course she's gotten much better but not to the point to talking regularly.
"I assure you Master Bruce has everything under control so no need to worry it'll all be well"
Perse nodded and made her way to the bat cave. 'I don't care if he thinks i'm not ready I can't let him do this alone.
"What do you think you're doing young lady?" Robin came up from behind her.
Perse ignored him and started putting on her suit and mask. Robin couldn't lie she looked really pretty. gorgeous even.
"If you insist on going after Bruce i'm coming with you. Can't let you go alone"
"Fine, just keep up chicken tender"
Perse grabbed her hoverboard and started heading towards arkham city. Robin just stands there wondering why he let a little call him an item from kfc. He just sighed and started catching up with her.
Batman had just rescued Catwoman from two face and is now trying to figure out what protocol ten is until Joker almost sniped and killed her.
"You're not safe here no one is"
"Nine lives remember? And by the way who is the little one? Everyone is trying to figure out who she is. Especially Penguin. Saying that he wants her for his tacky collection"
"Kore is still in training shes not ready to fight alone. But when she is ready I doubt Cobblepot will giver her any problems"
"You sure do have a lot of confidence in her. Hope I can meet her soon" Catwoman smiled and went her own way.
'Where is he?!' Perse thought as she rode on her hoverboard. She continued to ride around until she found this building that said "Krank Co Toys" The word 'toys' made Perse want to slip but she had a job to do. no time for that. There were men blocking the entrance ready for a fight.
"Its the brat!" One of them yelled and they all charged at her.
'Theres water surrounding all over this place. Sucks for them'
Perse made a huge wave out of the water and crashed it into them.
'I AM ready. Papa doesn't know what hes talking about'
She made her way inside water surrounding her fist just incase anyone else tried to attack. There was a staircase that leaded down to a large room with a teddy bear in the middle of the floor and Bane looking at something on the wall. Perse knew she wasn't strong enough to take him in a fight but she wanted to ask if he'd seen her papa. So she confronted her fears and approached him cautiously.
"Hello?" Perse said.
Bane turned around and Perse jumped back a bit. She was scared and completely overwhelmed.
"Who are you child?" Bane asked
"I-I was wondering if you've seen pa- I mean Batman"
Bane started laughing.
"You must know we aren't on the best of terms right?"
"What happened?"
"Last time I saw him I was on the hood of his car as it crashed me into the water.
"Ohhhhhhh"
He didn't seem like he was gonna hurt her. But she wasn't for sure.
"So i'm guessing you're Kore am I right?"
Things spread quick didn't they?
"Thats me"
"Well its nice to meet you then Ms Kore"
"Likewise"
Perse didn't expect one of Batmans strongest enemies to be this chill? Maybe he wasn't such a bad guy after all.
"But to answer your question I have not seen the bat anywhere but I don't have a doubt he's here trying to stop Strange"
Perse was trying to keep it together she really was but she couldn't stop the tears that started flowing down her cheeks. What if he was dead? It would be all her fault. She could've been better, stronger, faster. Bane put his hand on her head in an attempt to comfort the now little Perse. Bane wasn't heartless he knew this girl meant him no harm. A part of him saw her as something to protect even though she was strong enough to handle herself.
"There's no need to cry little Kore you'll find the Bat i'm sure of it"
Perse only babbled and started petting his arm with her hand. Something she found comforting. Bane was beyond confused at this point but he just went with it. Bane didn't know what age regression was but he could tell She then hugged his torso and whined softly wanting to be embraced. Bane hugged her gently not wanting to hurt her with his strength.
"Kore, you know i'm your enemy right?"
Perse shook her head and hugged him tighter almost making it to where he couldn't breathe.
"You like me. Meanies did mean things to you"
Meanies? Is she talking about the people that experimented on him? Was she also experimented on? Or maybe just abused? He didn't wanna pry and make her upset. Bane picked her up and sat her on his lap.
"You need to be careful. Not all villians will be as kind as me. Just because someone has a tragic past doesn't mean they're kind"
Perse nodded in understanding and got up making her way to the exit. She smiled and waved to Bruce before continuing her quest to find Batman.
(Hope you all liked this part. I just thought Bane and Perse being friends because of their similar past)
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lemontartyellow · 1 year ago
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HOTD finale thoughts go
-Ohhhhhh Aegon’s eye trauma ohhhhhhh I’m not a fan of eye trauma. Urghhh
-“He deserves no less” honestly? Get him again for me.
-Jace is so angry at the bastards and for what.
-Ok it’s honestly a little weird how the deaths in this show seem to mean very little. Rhaenys, Luke, Helaena’s son.
-I just said that and now Corlys is finally mentioning Rhaenys again. Thanks show.
-Fuck all of these men
-Is Alicent planning to take Helaena and run? Because I’d support her in this endeavor
-Every week I see people say that Alicent shouldn’t resent her sons. Well have we considered that her sons kind of suck. At least Aegon and Aemond
-There’s Cole. I was wondering where he went.
-Kind of snoring my way through this. Only engaging scene so far was the one with Alicent and Aemond and Helaena
-“You forget yourself

..friend” close enough! Welcome back Oswald Cobblepot Gotham.
-Woahhhhh Daemon character development
-The kiss dodge was crazy
-Rhaena girlie what are you doing
-Rhaenicent scene!
-I love Alicent but she deserved to be called out for her hypocrisy
-Did Alicent just ask her to run away with her.
-There is no need to go running back to daddy Ms. Hightower
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officialbruciewayne · 1 year ago
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TO: [email protected] FROM: [email protected] Ms McVeigh, Thank you for your apology, but it is unnecessary as I have no idea what you are alluding to. I look forward to meeting you in person at the Gala, but I am afraid you will need to beat me to the mozzarella stick canapĂ©s. I suspect you and I share some similar sentiments. Your personal piece on experiences under the Cobblepot Administration and more recently, with AppleGate resonated strongly with me. I rather wish I had your spine. I'm afraid my perception is a little limited in this. If need is universal, then surely the solution to it must be just as universal? This strikes me as the same poor thinking that neglects to appreciate the more than $100bn that undocumented members of our society paid in taxes. All my best, Bruce T. Wayne.
TO: [email protected] FROM: [email protected] Dear Mr Wayne, Thank you for agreeing to this interview. I normally conduct my interviews face-to-face to keep a better flow of conversation. If it works for you, I propose I email you my questions one by one and adapt to the flow of conversation as we go. Please let me know if you prefer all questions in advance to prepare your statements. There is no hurry, as I will be freelancing this article and not pressed to a deadline. I typically like to begin by asking my interviewees to tell me a little bit about themselves for any readers who aren't familiar with the person. In your own words, who is Bruce Wayne? Yours, Dottie McVeigh.
TO: [email protected] FROM: [email protected] Ms McVeigh, Having read some of your earlier work, I appreciate your candor and hope to return it with my own. I am quite at ease for you to send your questions one by one for the purposes of flow. However, I do caution that there may be questions I am unable to answer fully or in part. It is pleasing to hear you are also not financially bound to any agenda with this article. I'm sure you also appreciate that independence. My immediate response to who is Bruce Wayne is to say that he is the least important man in Gotham City. However, in the interests of truthful reporting, and knowing that you prefer an interviewee who does not obfuscate, I must honestly say that Bruce Wayne is a father before he is anything else.
All my best, Bruce T. Wayne.
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