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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

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i found a living sesame seed on my walk today

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Today's Seal Is: Ball Of Sand

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req'd by @blackdragonhellfire

duly noted

text: Don't die, it's bad for your health

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It's an hour away from midnight and me and my brother have decided to discuss the lore of Donkey Kong while he plays Pokemon Legends Arceus

And we also found out Cranky Kong is still alive out of spite (he is 70, the lifespan for a gorilla like him is 35-40)

Also found out K Rool is in his 40s, and we spent almost half our time debating which DK is Cranky's grandson and which one is his son

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With he’s friends

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anime limit breaks are so cool. you push yourself to the absolute limit and get a sick cutscene of your ultimate attack and maybe give your party some unique super powerful buffs or you regen all your hit points. as opposed to real life limit break where you stand up for too long and start fundamentally shattering apart as a human being

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Josh Johnson's delivery is so funny 😭

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liu siblings and their crazy similar throuples

GUESS WHOS BACK DRAWING MINGNINGLING

its been a while since ive been able to enjoy sha hualing, its nice to draw her again c:

liu mingyans robes were heavily inspired by @junesfool work,,, because i just had that reference on hand,,,,,,,,, miau

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no matter who you are, you will develop a particular spot in stardew valley that is your favourite fishing spot forever

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I’ve been thinking about these graphics that depict the cambrian explosion as a LITERAL big bang explosion all day. They’re so fucking funny to me

canbedone / Adobe Stock

Literally kaboom

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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I think teens need to be able to go to trusted adults and say “I saw something in a porn video that freaked me out and now I’m worried I’ll have to do it too” and then the adult can say “it’s ok to be nervous about sex, but remember that you don’t have to do ANYTHING you don’t want to do, ever, no exceptions” and this should be an ongoing conversation to remind young people that sexual desire isn’t monolithic and they are not uniquely weird, cowardly, or undesirable for expressing their feelings, and they deserve sexual partners who prioritize consent & autonomy always

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every time some annoying prick from the usa says they're going to "europe" and doesn't specify which country they should be automatically banned from the whole continent. are you going to france or lithuania answer quickly i have a gun