#NO ONE COME FOR ME

[usernamepassword174]

Never ask a man his wage, a woman her age, and skizzlemans mods where they were January 6th 2021

[thursdaysyme]

I'm going to be so real I'm at the point where I'm like…it would really be funny if Steve Harrington was just, well, straight. Like my man is consistently a lover of women and still goes to every pride event with robin all the bars everything and he's in the gay bar with robin getting flirted with like haha lmao nah man ur so gorg but Im straighter than a yard stick my male loving glittery friend.

And no one believes him but he just. Doesn't care. He follows robin along on her gay adventures and judges her taste in women while she hates on his but then they both awkwardly glance at each other when they hang out with Nancy bc oops there's the cross over

Bsf with Eddie and he's like kicking his feet cause omg another friend he can judge their dating choices. He gets awkward around Jonathon still and is always like rocking on his heels every time they meet up like ahhh sorry man I'm just a tad awkward about the whole thing five years ago I'm afraid I wont ever get over it actually and Jon is somehow stuck with this new friend Steve who just wears his heart on his sleeve

I just. Its been long enough I think it'd be a fun premise to have him do all the shit he does and there not be a singular gay explanation other than all the love and petty judgment in his heart

[massyworld]

good morning

for extra pain you can imagine the floating items in the second image are the flowers from the first image except in pieces !

[chilling-seavey]

They said dress for the job you want, not the job you have; so I dressed as George Russell’s future wife ⚓️🌊✨😌🤝

[coolreference]

SMPs explained poorly

( I haven’t seen half of them)

Hermitcraft : a bunch of cartoon villains get enrichment

Empires : goofy politics and gay shit

Life series : put those guys in situations

DSMP : pretty good roleplay half the people are bad irl now

QSMP: modded gay roleplay now with culture and children

Rats : so you read the borrowers right

Pirates : it’s self explanatory

[wing-ed-thing]

Can I request s kakuzu or hidan x reader who is just as bad or even worse than they are? I see a bunch of innocent readers but I think it would be fun if the reader was so much worse that it makes characters like kakuzu or hidan look like angles

I've been sitting with this one in my inbox because I was hoping that time would help me think of something that tops "murder for cash terrorist" and "murder for sadistic ritual sacrifice terrorist" and... I got nothing anon

This request was from when they were open, but someone is trying to put off writing Foul Creature 👀

[howdy-nyalll]

“Your [disability] and [terminal illness] were never imperfections Vi//ktor. They made you who you are.”

One of those was also going to make him dead Jay//ce I swear to God those two things aren’t in the same category 💀

[pascal-princess]

i need more joel ass eating fics😅😅😅😅

[fitsinthepalm]

marked safe

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[great-and-small]

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[daniartonline]

My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again