#Nachos Overload

[alicenowonderland]

FOOD BLOG #14

📍Dutch Cafe Filipiniana ☕️

Nachos Overload 🌮

Saraaap nung sauce. So meaty and sarap! Super fresh ng veggies and tacos. 🥰

⭐️: 4/5

Americano Float 🥤

So sweet ❤️ Ayoko ng super matamis, pero keri lang. Nag juve naman yung bitterness and sweetness. Keme 🥰 Upgraded pa kaya super busog ☺️

⭐️: 4/5

Super cozy the place. Super nice. Ang bango ng aroma ng coffee. Amoy ilang-ilang kaya I am so happy 🥰 idk where that came from pero ang peaceful ng vibes here.

Over-all ⭐️: 5/5

📸: denesse

[bucksdoll]

to go w ur recent rafe post..top and kelce meeting rafes gf for the first time n she’s so sickly sweet they’re confused on how she’s able to date rafe, has a big mouth too and LOVES to talk them. they’re too scared of rafe to completely hold the convo but they try to mumble things here and there bc if they upset her they upset rafe !!

𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤

overprotective!rafe x fem!reader imagine

trigger warnings : fem!reader , explicit language , drinking , mentions of drugs & alcohol , kinda ‘girly’ reader , fluff , rafe overthinking? , oblivious reader , over protective rafe , topper and kelce being absolutely AWFUL liars/actors , reader is friends with sarah , ward is mentioned (🤮🤮🤮)

summary : topper and kelce are tired of rafes new girlfriend stealing the spotlight, so they invite her to boys night to see why she’s so special.

authors note : THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST !! i love this idea, i hope i did it justice :). feel free to drop more requests my way ppl, i write for other obx characters too !! also lmk if i missed any warnings please.

english is not my first language, forgive me

BRIEFLY proofread

rafe, kelce, and topper had a planned ‘boys night’. they’d hangout almost everyday, but on these planned nights, probably once or twice a month, they’d have a more ‘extra’ hangout. they’d go to tanneyhill (or one of the other boys houses), and watch sports or movies on huge screens with overloads of snacks and alcohol (and probably drugs too), and just hang out.

when rafe first announced to them he had gotten a girlfriend, they weren’t shocked. rafe had gotten himself many ‘girlfriends’ over the time they’d known him, but most of them lasted no more than a few weeks. they’d put on their usual show of being mad, all the ‘you better not abandon us because you’re pussy whipped’ shit, never expecting it to actually become a problem.

but, it actually did this time. you two had been dating for almost 2 months now, not a super long time but definitely longer than his past relationships. he would easily skimp out on plans with the boys, saying you wanted him to come over or the two of you had plans. and it wasn’t just you orchestrating everything, they noticed how rafe was starting to initiate plans with you too, saying he was leaving to go surprise you after you got off work etc. right in the middle of hanging out with them. they were fine with it at first, but now it was getting a little annoying.

so, they told rafe to invite you to boys night. it was scheduled to be at tanneyhill this time, so they figured when you got bored you’d leave rafe with them and go to hang out with sarah or something. it wasn’t thought out very much beyond that, but they knew you were friends with sarah, and because it was scheduled at rafes house, they didn’t figure he could escape it.

he argued at first, saying you probably weren’t going to want to go, and you might be busy that night, but after they convinced him to ask you, and you said yes, all plans were a go.

you were excited, honestly. you had picked out your outfit the day before (even though it was just a hangout with your boyfriends friends, and your outfit was just a casual dress). rafe barely let you wear that, insisting you were going to be uncomfortable, and that it was just a hangout. but you wanted to make a good first impression (plus you’d take any excuse to play dress up). you got dolled up a little, threw some jewelry on, and the two of you headed over to tanney hill.

you two walked down into the cameron’s tv hangout area. it wasn’t their main living room, it was in the basement and it was more of an ‘indoor movie theater’ vibe. it had a long black leather sectional, a few bean bag chairs, and a large wooden coffee table. it was filled with snacks; chips, nachos, charcuterie board (the kind they sell at the store), popcorn, candy, etc. off to the side of the room you could see a mini fridge, which kelce and topper were standing near, assumingly ‘getting the party started’, as there was most likely not water in that fridge.

when you hit the bottom step and they locked eyes with you, their jaws almost comedically dropped. you waved at them excitedly, your face lighting up, and rafe just smiled at them, wrapping an arm around your shoulder.

you practically ran over to them, and their faces remained shocked.

“hi! it’s so nice to finally meet you guys!! rafe has told me sooo much.” you blabbered out, following that by introducing yourself. you were twitchy, not in a nervous way, but in a ‘barely containing your excitement’ way. you shifted your weight from foot to foot and topper genuinely thought you would’ve started jumping up and down if you got any more excited. your loose curls bounced as you moved, and the bottom of your dress swayed.

“hey..” they were still at a loss for words, even more stunned at your energy than your looks. but their minds quickly came back to them when rafe wandered over, practically shoving them out of the way and bending down to grab a drink out of the fridge. they looked at him as he stood back up and rafe just smiled at them again, but it wasn’t a good smile, rafes never were. it was a threatening one.

little did they know how much rafe dreaded this. rafe barely let you come in the first place. you had agreed to it over text, but the second he got to talk to you face to face he pleaded for you to pull out of the plans. rafe was still stunned how he managed to keep a girl like you for this long; you were practically a princess, you were overly sweet, outgoing, girly, you had straight a’s, and you were so sickly innocent too. you were pretty much the exact opposite of rafe. and he tried his best to hide that fact, especially after he realized you were sticking around.

he stopped going to parties (for the most part) unless there was an extremely necessary reason for him to go. he spent as much time with you as he could. he’d pamper you; buying you gifts, surprising you at work, driving you everywhere you wanted to go, taking you out for expensive and romantic dinners, etc. he was committed to making this work. he knew you didn’t care, he knew that you’d love him no matter what, but he felt the need to upkeep a pristine image for you. and that’s where the boys came in. normally he’d flaunt his new girl, bring her to all the parties he went to, show her off, brag about her. but he wanted to keep you all to himself. he thought topper and kelce were ‘too rowdy’, and too much for you in general, so he kept his friends and you separate. he only ever talked about them, never showed you them. till now, of course.

you stood there, biting your lip in anticipation, still waiting for them to say literally anything other than hey. when rafe shot them another look, they did. he wanted them to atleast say something. rafe knew you had been anticipating meeting his friends, and he knew how excited you were to talk to them. he’d entertain it for a minute or so, because the boys blowing you off or being dicks to you would probably piss him off even more than them overly talking to you.

“oh uh, i’m topper and this is kelce.” topper let out, clearly holding his breath a little. they both swallowed thickly, sharing each other glances, not knowing what to do next. thankfully, rafe seemed to have more than enough of you three interacting at that point, and tugged you over to the couch with him.

“sorry, i’ll be right back.” you apologetically laughed before turning and letting rafe tug you the rest of the way back to the couch.

rafe put a protective hand on your ass as you walked, sharing the boys a glance, and they very quickly turned to face the wall, muttering many renditions of ‘what the fuck dude’ and ‘what are we supposed to do’s under their breaths.

rafe tucked you into the corner of the couch, pulling a throw blanket off the back and gently covering you with it along with putting a few pillows around you.

“you comfy?” he mumbled, and you barely heard him with how much he was grimacing.

“yea baby thank you, but i wasn’t done talkin-“

“no, you were done.” he met your eyes, and before a frown could form on your mouth, he quickly added;

“you can talk to ‘em more later. aight?” and that was it.

rafe eventually got comfy beside you, only after getting you any snack or beverage you wanted from the assortment of options. kelce and topper settled too, sitting very far away from you both in the two bean bag chairs. if rafe hadn’t completely blocked your sight of them, you would’ve definitely thought they didn’t like you or something.

the movie they had decided on (some random comedy) came and went. it was only a few minutes before the end when rafes phone started to buzz in his pocket. he ignored it for the first few buzzes, but when he realized they weren’t giving up, he pulled it out. it was ward.

“hey baby, i’m so sorry, i gotta take this, you can stand upstairs and wait for me it really shouldn’t be long i-“

“you’re totally fine rafe, go ahead babe. i’m good here.” you quickly reassured, smiling at him. and he quickly ran up and out of the basement, not before shooting a lethal look towards kelce and topper.

the movie ended soon after, and you were left with the awkward playing of the credits song. after a few uncomfortable minutes, you stood up and decided to take actions into your own hands, seeing they weren’t going to talk to you.

you wandered over to topper and kelce, who quickly looked away from you as soon as you started towards them. kelce struggled to pull his phone out of his shorts pocket, which proved to be more difficult than he had expected, so he quickly switched to awkwardly holding his hands together in his lap. topper on the other hand was making it painfully obvious he was trying to look at you, practically breaking his kneck to look in the opposite direction.

“hey guys!” you smiled at them, sweet as ever, holding you hands behind your back. “so, tell me about yourselves! i mean ive heard soooo much from rafe, but like, tell me from your perspectives ya know? i heard you two like golf, my dad actually-“

“you know.. we actually gotta go.. for a smoke break!” kelce interrupted before you could get too much of a conversation started.

“oh shit yea! we reeeeally gotta go for a smoke break.” topper said as he snapped his head towards kelce, instantly relieved that he came up with an out.

“but i-“

“we are really sooooo sorry.” topper sarcastically reassured, smiling at you as the two of them practically threw themselves out of their seats, walking backwards in the direction of the stairs, tripping over each other a little on the way there.

“yea we are sososososo sorry.” kelce added, hoping to be convincing enough.

“oh, okay! can i come-“

“you should really go check on rafe actually! he’s been gone for a whiiiile now.. i sure hope he’s okay…” topper added, over exaggerating to hopefully get your attention elsewhere. rafe hadn’t even been gone for 10 minutes. you looked down at your feet as you over thought the idea, and when you looked back up to thank them for reminding you, they were long gone.

[charliegyrth]

Go with the Flow - Part 6 of 9

Running on the Beach

Read Part 5 here.

On Saturday morning, I woke up early to take a jog along the beach. Kai and I used to do that together at least once a week. Since I didn’t surf, it was our way of enjoying the ocean together. We’d run as close to the water as we could. He was always faster than me, so whenever I caught up to him, I’d tackle him to the ground and we’d make out as the water rushed over us. It was straight out of some old movie.

This morning, I jogged alone. Kai was still snoring in bed, sleeping off last night’s fettuccine. I missed him, but I used the alone time to sort through my thoughts about my husband's gradual changes.

Yes, Kai was eating more. And constantly. That was the most obvious change. But with that newfound hunger came an increased sluggishness. He no longer had the quick-moving, youthful energy that I’d fallen in love with. If he had joined me on the beach, I’d probably be faster than him. He’d be the one chasing after me and tackling me onto the sand.

I liked that.

I liked how he’d become more exact with his movements, more… solid, I guess. Instead of flitting around from place to place, he moved like a man who knew where he wanted to go and took his time to get there. He knew what he wanted and asked for it. Usually that was food. Or me. Or both.

And he was happy.

So as I sped along the lapping water, as the cool morning breeze struck my face, all I could think about was Kai, and how lucky I was to have him.

By the time I got back home, Kai was already awake. He sat on the couch, digging crumbs out of a mostly empty bag of potato chips. Licking his fingers. Listening to classic rock on the TV.

“Morning,” I said, still out of breath from my run.

He jumped, sending the bag flying. “Babe, you scared me.” Crumbs were all over his pajama shirt. All over the couch, too. Along with two other empty potato chip bags.

I smiled. Three empty bags, and I knew for a fact that they’d been unopened the night before. “You like those, huh?”

He thought for a second. “Actually, I think we should get the spicy nacho ones next time.” Then he raised an eyebrow. “Why are you so happy?”

I guess I was smiling without realizing it. “No reason,” I said.

“Okay…” he said and licked the salt off his fingers.

“So, um… We need to go shopping soon. What… other foods do you prefer?”

His face lit up when I asked that. He jumped off the couch and ran into the bedroom without answering. He returned ten seconds later with a paper in his hand. I couldn’t believe it. He’d already written a list of what he wanted.

It was a long list, too. Lots of ingredients for different pasta dishes. A whole variety of packaged snacks (mostly with chocolate). Different flavors of ice cream. Donuts.

“When did you write this?”

“Yesterday while you were in the gym,” he answered. “I was eating some Cheetos and… Oh, I forgot to add Cheetos.”

I winked at him. “I’ll make a mental note.”

Of course, I went straight to the supermarket and bought everything he asked for. Thankfully, he chose snacks that I genuinely didn’t like. I thought that was a good thing. Let Kai take in all the calories himself.

When I looked down at the absolutely overloaded shopping cart, I felt that familiar twinge of guilt. I was becoming obsessed with overfeeding my husband. It wasn’t right.

But then I reminded myself that he’d chosen these snacks. I wasn’t doing anything behind his back.

Okay, I did add a few extra pints of ice cream, just in case. And a discount cheesecake. But other than that, the groceries were all his idea.

***

That night, Kai and I sat together and watched another horror movie. It had been a while since I picked what we watched. Once I’d handed him the remote all those weeks ago, he’d never given it back.

And I was fine with that. I liked romcoms, but I didn’t like them nearly as much as Kai liked horror movies.

Throughout the movie, he finished off a pint and a half of ice cream. I could tell that he was pushing himself to eat a bit more than he wanted. I think that was because he expected another belly rub.

Which I gave him. Of course. Any excuse to get my hands on his jam-packed belly was fine by me.

I’d gotten better at belly rubs, too. I knew how to touch all the places that would make him moan. I knew how hard to press before he got uncomfortable. I even knew exactly what to do to bring out one of his deep-throated burps. Sometimes I was in the mood for that.

My hands were getting tired, so I pulled away. He grabbed me by the wrist and forced me to continue.

“You want anything else?” I asked. I noticed that his ice cream was finished.

“Ugh. No more room,” he muttered. Ten seconds later, he said, “Actually, I forgot we had that cheesecake. I think we should try it.”

I kissed his bare belly and ran into the kitchen.

When I got back in, he had one hand on his bloated stomach and the other in his sweatpants. “I think I’m horny now.”

I turned around to put the cheesecake back, but he stopped me. “What are you doing? I still want that.”

By the time I walked over with the cheesecake, I was as hard as he was.

I placed the cheesecake on the coffee table with a plate and a fork. He took the tray of cheesecake but left the plate and fork behind. Good. The faster we ate, the sooner we could get down to business. We hadn’t made love in a while (he was always too overfull to bottom) and I missed it.

He balanced the cake on his gut and started eating it with his bare hands.

God, watching him give in to the taste was the best kind of foreplay I could imagine. I slid my hand under the tray and stroked his belly. “Lower,” he growled through the cheesecake.

Oh.

I slid my hand past his belly and pulled down his sweatpants just enough to take hold of him. As he ate, I pumped up and down. His chewing kept the rhythm and my hand followed along. The cake tray was in the way, so I had to reach my arm at an awkward angle. I’m pretty good with hand jobs, but this wasn’t my best work.

I let go.

“Don’t stop,” he grumbled, bits of cake falling out of his mouth.

I crawled onto the floor, held myself steady against his knees, and lowered my face into his warm crotch.

“Oh,” he said as I took him—all of him—into my mouth. With crumbs raining down on the top of my head, I sucked him dry. I could tell he was close to releasing, but he somehow willed himself to hold back until the entire cheesecake was stuffed into his stomach. Then all at once, his whole body shuddered and he blasted the back of my throat full-force.

I guess we both had our fill that night.

I wiped my mouth and climbed back onto the couch, still fully erect.

He glanced down at my tented shorts. “Babe, sorry. I… don’t have the energy.”

I felt a pang of frustration, but I didn’t argue. Instead, I walked back into the kitchen, feeling myself throb in anticipation, and came back with a gallon of half-and-half. It was only a third of the way full. I placed it next to him. “You have energy for this?”

He looked at me funny but took the bottle and started chugging. As I watched him force it all down, I dropped my pants and pleasured myself. I was already really close, so it didn’t take long. We finished together.

Read Part 7 here. You can find all my stories here.

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[theother456-stories]

Part 2

Cam’s apartment wasn’t big, but the second they stepped inside, it became a temple.

A temple to Miles’s belly.

Cam had barely shut the door before he was on him—kissing him, pulling up his overstretched shirt to get his hands on that impossibly round belly. At 100 inches around and 200 pounds of pure fat, it dominated the space between them. Warm, firm, and impossibly taut, it jutted straight out like a beach ball made of flesh.

“God, I can’t believe this is real,” Cam murmured, guiding Miles gently onto the wide, sturdy couch. “You’re massive.”

Miles leaned back, belly resting heavy on his thighs. “Hope you’re serious about feeding me,” he rumbled, one hand lazily stroking the lower curve of his gut. “Because I’m starving.”

Cam grinned, eyes wild with hunger. “Oh, you have no idea.”

He returned with slices of greasy pizza, a giant mixing bowl full of pasta, garlic bread dripping in butter, sodas, and pints of ice cream. Miles dug in with both hands, moaning with every bite. Cam fed him in between—stuffing a slice in his mouth, then trailing kisses along the side of his swollen belly.

Food vanished quickly. Pizza boxes emptied. The bowl of pasta scraped clean. Ice cream tubs licked dry. But Miles only groaned, shifting, his belly now visibly swelling before Cam’s eyes—rising higher, stretching tighter.

“Shit,” Miles breathed, rubbing the taut, hot dome of his gut. “I feel huge.”

“You are huge,” Cam said, running both palms over the shiny, straining curve. “And you’re not done.”

“I already ate everything,” Miles muttered, his breath heavy and low. “I could still eat more…”

Cam didn’t hesitate. He grabbed his phone and placed the biggest delivery order of his life: family-size Chinese, party-sized nachos, three XL pizzas, donuts, milkshakes, even a full rotisserie chicken. As they waited, Cam knelt in front of Miles, massaging the heavy undercurve of his belly, watching it visibly rise with each gurgle and shift.

“Babe,” Cam whispered, eyes wide with awe, “you’ve grown. Already. I swear your gut’s getting bigger by the minute.”

Miles chuckled, low and proud. “Feel like I’ve gained fifty pounds in an hour.”

“More than that,” Cam said, and when the doorbell rang, he leapt up like a man on a mission.

The second feast was even more intense. Cam hand-fed him every bite, watching Miles’s belly swell and rise, his skin stretching tighter with every overloaded mouthful. Miles couldn’t stop—he groaned, whimpered, but opened wide for more. Cam whispered encouragement between kisses, rubbing his lover’s belly as it grew impossibly rounder, heavier, broader.

By the time the last donut disappeared, Miles could barely speak. His belly surged forward like a prize-winning pumpkin, now so large it pushed his knees apart and covered his lap entirely. Cam’s hands trembled as he touched it—there was so much more of him now.

“You’re… enormous,” Cam whispered.

“Feel… massive,” Miles slurred, dazed in a blissed-out food coma.

“Hold on. I’ve gotta see it.”

Cam disappeared into the hall and returned dragging out a wide, industrial-sized scale. “Had this left over from my last relationship,” he said, with a little grin. “Guess it’s time to put it back to use.”

Miles stood with effort, belly wobbling, and carefully stepped onto the platform. The scale beeped. Then beeped again. Cam’s jaw dropped.

“Six hundred and twenty-three pounds.”

Miles blinked. “What?”

“You were just over four hundred when we got here,” Cam whispered, stunned. “You gained over two hundred pounds tonight.”

Miles looked down at the impossible swell of his gut—rounder, tighter, and visibly wider than before. He panted, then laughed softly.

“I think I broke your scale.”

Cam stepped up behind him, wrapping his arms around the widest part of Miles’s belly—he couldn’t even reach halfway.

“You didn’t break it,” Cam murmured into his ear. “You own it now. Just like you own this room. This apartment. Hell—me.”

Miles leaned into him with a groan. “You really into this?”

Cam kissed the side of his neck, hand still stroking the swollen side of his gut. “I’ve never wanted anything more in my life.”

And as they sank back onto the couch, Cam climbing into his lap to worship every new inch of soft, growing flesh, Miles knew this was only the beginning.

[ridiculousimplicity]

Give me an episode or story with Daph & Oz babysitting Morgan and Adam's kids (yes, Adam adopts Ava, Elliot and Chloe).

Do you realize the cuteness overload this one plot could be? 😱

Imagine Oz cradling Chloe while swaying back and forth singing "Pocketful of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield.

And Daph and Ava are discussing nail art while their nail polish dries. Elliot is finishing his homework when he asks if they can order some nachos and tacos. Ava counters with the option of pizza and both get into an argument of which food is superior.

Daph looks over to Oz who is on a phone call with someone and catches her eye before sending a wink and a lopsided smile her way. She did not feel her stomach swoop, no sir. She turns away with a half smirk and a tiny roll of her eyes because it is her natural reaction.

The night ends with a movie playing on the TV, volume down, take-out containers in the trash, Chloe's feeding bottle all dismantled and soaking in the water. Daphne is slumped on the sofa and softly snoring while Oz is equally tired and curling closer in his sleep towards Daphne, his shoulder leaning into her arm and their legs stretched out on the coffee table.

They end up snuggling with Daph spooning Oz, her arm underneath his head and her hand gripping the side of his tshirt. Oz sleepily reaches behind and tugs the hand off of his tshirt and around him before scooting backwards realising that he may fall off the sofa if he doesn't and promptly dozes off.

This is how one of the kids sees them. They don't fail to take a photograph and text it to their family group chat before leaving the room. 🤭

[ellelovestoshoot]

Food trip with high school friends: nachos overload 🤤

[therapardalis]

[OC Question from @peterbsideparker.]

Favorite food? Least favorite? Are they a picky eater? Do they have any dietary restrictions? ------------

... Is coffee a food? No? OK, cross that one off.

Her favourites have changed over the years, but currently it would be sushi, of the fish and seafood kind. Sashimi as well, but the rice and so on makes sushi more filling. Nachos are right up there as well, along with really good, spicy chili fries.

She's also a sucker for chocolate (by itself, cake, ice-cream, what have you) and a bit less so for vanilla, but those aren't really 'proper meal' type foods (no matter what she says!)

Thera's not a fan of plain cabbage, both for the taste and because she's lived through eras and situations where that was the only reliable staple they had. So unless it's in a nice sauce or something like that, she prefers to avoid it now. Which leads to the next question ...

If she's in a position where she can make choices about what she eats then she will. But again, she's been in situations of 'eat what can get or starve', so she's not going to turn up her nose at anything (within reason). That goes double if someone has made the food for her out of kindness or hospitality; she won't be finicky about it!

Thera doesn't have dietary restrictions as such (thank you Gaia), but please note that since a Certain Incident with an overload of Ouzo, she simply cannot handle the smell or taste of anything aniseed. In one of those 'it's all we've got' situations she'd force it down, but force is the operative word!

[loadednachosao3]

Would you say Kim and Jimmy are your favorite lesbian's?

Xjdnekek

life, I live for Mike

Jim/Kimmy are my favorite dyke

gays, I'm wanting more

tell Peter Gould, that I'm a whore

boom Nacho's car poster says vroom

watch the series, feel the groove

lawyer memes in overload

EVERYBODY SHIIIIIIIIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[beauaustinsinclair]

WHO: @nashupchurch LOCATION: FunZone

Beau prided himself on being the fun uncle -- or the Funcle for short -- so he took advantage of the fact that he was friends with the owner of the place to get his niece and nephew to like him even more. The two had brought a few of their friends with them and were running around somewhere in the building while Beau sat with Nash, large soda and a paper plate overloaded with greasy nachos on the table between them. "So," he began, glancing over at his friend, "Abby stopped into The Outpost the other day. Apparently still isn't my biggest fan."

[theartofruling]

who: Rowan + River (@gvldntrbl)

Where: Horse Race/ Kings Hill

Rowan was supposed to meet up with River and watch the horses run in a circle. In a short time, she had been given an information overload about the things going on with her. She had passed out. Her husband told her that this was due to someone targeting her to get to him. But upon further reflection from speaking to Vada and taking a pregnancy test, she was pregnant again. This would mean that River might have to saddle up to take the throne again in her absence when it was time to give birth. Rowan had not been prepared for this. Not so soon. Scarlett wasn't even one yet.

She had been sitting down staring at a plate of nachos with what should have been salsa, but instead, it was blood. All she craved was vampire-infused snacks and foods today. It should have grossed her out, but this was definitely a little hybrid she was carrying. Rowan looked up when River approached. "Hey. I hope you're not into watching the race because...we have to talk, about some unexpected discoveries."

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[Image descriptions: The first image shows the cookbook cover. The book is titled ‘The Sad Bastard Cookbook: Food You Can Make So You Don’t Die’ and is by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A. Rosen, illustrated by Marten Norr. The cover shows a vase of red flowers, a floral tissue box, and a small plate with a rectangle of dry ramen noodles next to a plastic fork. The quote at the top says, “Technically most of the food in this book is edible, and some of it even contains nutrients.” – Rohan O’Duill, author and professional chef. The rest of the images are screenshots of the table of contents. Long transcriptions follow (page numbers omitted).

Table of Contents Content notes: Mental and physical illness, disordered eating, and dark humour throughout, as well as occasional mentions of alcohol, swearing, and political references. If you have specific food triggers, some recipes may be unpalatable to you. Recipes which have vegan core ingredients are marked with a [circle with a V in the centre.] Table of Contents [a handwriting-style note points to this entry and says, ‘We’re so meta that we include the Table of Contents in the Table of Contents. Lev would approve.’ Introduction Ramen Variations Part 1: Classic Ramen (vegan) Ramen Variations Part II: Instant Noodles on Plate (vegan) Ramen Variations Part III: Apocalypse Ramen (vegan) Kinda Like Pad Thai (vegan) Pasta Variations (vegan) Literal Depression Cooking Pasta in a Rice Cooker (vegan) Eggy Pasta Paste with Homemade Tomato Sauce (vegan) Pasta with One (1) Actual Vegetable (vegan) Spaghetti Aglio e Olio (vegan) Mac & Cheese Rice Variations Part I: Cook the Rice (vegan) Rice Variations Part II: Add Stuff to the Cooking Water (vegan) Rice Variations Part III: Add Stuff to the Cooked Rice (vegan) Another Rice Variation: Black Beans & Rice (vegan) Rice Variations Part IV: Fried Rice (vegan) Fried Noodles (vegan) Couscous Variations (vegan) Potato Variations Part I: Baked (vegan) Potato Variations Part II: Boiled (vegan) Potato Variations Part III: Mashed (vegan) Potato Variations Part IV: French Fries (vegan) French Fry Variations: Now What? (vegan) Spring Rolls (vegan) Hangover Bubble and Squeak (vegan) Roasted Vegetables (vegan) Pancakes (vegan) Korean-Inspired Pancakes (vegan) Oatmeal Variations (vegan) The Humble Egg Chinese-Style Eggs & Tomato Eggs & Bread Variations Bean Salad (vegan) Lentils in a Pot (vegan) Cheater Chana Masala (vegan) Can of Soup (vegan) Dumplings (vegan) Pierogi (vegan) Peanut Butter on a Spoon (vegan) Peanut Butter Balls (vegan) Apple Slices Yes (vegan) Grapefruit No (vegan) Eat a Dill Pickle Out of the Jar While Standing in Front of the Fridge (vegan) Popcorn (vegan) Eddy No (vegan) Chips (vegan) College Guacamole (vegan) The Fastest Nachos (vegan) Quesadillas & Pumpki-dillas Part I: The Basics (vegan) Quesadillas & Pumpki-dillas Part II: Variations (vegan) Wraps (vegan) Toast Variations (vegan) Crackers and Stuff (vegan) Fancy Cheese and Crackers Hummus (vegan) Garlic Bread (vegan) Tostadas Con Tomate (vegan) Grilled Cheese Sandwiches “Pizza” (vegan) Tanzanian Braised Coconut Cabbage (vegan) Bag Salad (vegan) Cabbage Salads (vegan) Ants on a Log (vegan) Fried Plantains (vegan) Smoothie Variations (vegan) Ice Cream (vegan) Moroccan Oranges (vegan) “Baked” Apples (vegan) Banana Frozen Yogurt “Parfait” Chocolate Pudding (vegan) Core Ingredients to Keep in Your Kitchen Zilla’s Shopping List & Weekly Menu Rachel’s “Three Meals a Day Are Cognitive Overload" Shopping List & Weekly Menu Thank You to Our Contributor: Message from the Authors Not an Index \End description]

[Reblog plain text: Spread the word this is fucking god tier oh my god, sometimes I have spoons sometimes I don't but no cookbook offers levels in their recipes this one does! \End PT

People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

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Healthy Movie Snacks That Taste Like an Indulgence

Movie night! Whether you're catching a blockbuster at the cinema or chilling on the couch with Netflix, snacks are practically mandatory, right? But let's face it, the usual suspects – buttery popcorn drowning in salt, giant bags of sugary candy, greasy nachos – aren't exactly champions of health. You might think enjoying a movie means sacrificing your wellness goals, but think again! You can totally have delicious, satisfying healthy movie snacks that won't leave you feeling sluggish or guilty afterward. It's all about making smarter choices and getting a little creative in the kitchen (or with your shopping list!).

Key Takeaways

- Ditch the concession stand mentality: Traditional movie snacks are often high in unhealthy fats, sugar, and sodium. - Popcorn can be healthy: Air-popped popcorn is a whole-grain, high-fiber hero. The key is skipping the excessive butter and salt. - Veggies aren't boring: Crunchy vegetables with dips like hummus or guacamole offer satisfying crunch and nutrients. - Fruit for the sweet tooth: Fresh fruit, frozen grapes, or fruit dipped in dark chocolate are great candy alternatives. - Go nuts (in moderation): Nuts and seeds provide healthy fats and protein but watch portion sizes. - DIY is often best: Making snacks at home gives you control over ingredients like oil, salt, and sugar. - Read labels carefully: If buying packaged snacks, check for hidden sugars, sodium, and unhealthy fats. - Hydration counts: Choose water, sparkling water, or herbal tea over sugary sodas.

Why Traditional Movie Snacks Miss the Mark

We love them, but the classic movie theater snacks often pack a less-than-ideal nutritional punch. Here’s the lowdown: - Butter Overload: That "butter" topping on theater popcorn? It's often mostly oil, loaded with saturated fat and calories. A large tub can contain a shocking amount, sometimes exceeding daily recommendations. - Sugar Rush & Crash: Candy like gummies, sours, and chocolate bars are primarily sugar. This leads to a rapid spike in blood sugar, followed by an energy crash – not ideal for staying awake through the film! - Sodium Bomb: Popcorn, nachos, and pretzels are usually heavily salted. Too much sodium isn't great for blood pressure or overall heart health. - Mindless Munching: The dark environment and focus on the screen make it easy to eat large quantities without realizing it, even if you aren't truly hungry. But don't despair! There are plenty of ways to enjoy that satisfying snack experience without the downsides.

Smart Swaps: Popcorn Perfection

Popcorn itself isn't the enemy; in fact, it's a whole grain packed with fiber! The problem lies in the preparation. Air-Popped is King The healthiest way to make popcorn is by air-popping it. Air poppers use hot air, not oil, to pop the kernels. If you don't have one, you can achieve similar results on the stovetop: - Add a tiny amount of high-heat oil (like avocado or coconut) to a large pot – just enough to coat the bottom. - Add a few kernels. When they pop, add the rest (about 1/3 to 1/2 cup for a good batch). - Cover the pot, leaving the lid slightly ajar for steam to escape (this keeps it crispy!). - Shake the pot gently over medium heat until popping slows down significantly. - Remove from heat immediately to prevent burning. Healthy Topping Ideas Instead of drowning your popcorn in butter-flavored oil and salt, try these flavorful, healthier options: - Nutritional Yeast: Gives a cheesy, savory flavor and adds B vitamins. - Spices: Smoked paprika, chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder, cumin, or cinnamon (for a sweet twist). - Herbs: Dried rosemary, thyme, or oregano. - Minimal Healthy Fat: A very light drizzle of olive oil or melted real butter (a little goes a long way!) helps seasonings stick. - Controlled Salt: Use salt sparingly after popping. You'll likely need less than you think. "Popcorn is actually quite alright calorie wise, just opt for the small and share…" - A sensible take from a Reddit user.

Crunchy & Savory Healthy Movie Snacks

If popcorn isn't your thing, or you want variety, plenty of other snacks offer that satisfying crunch. Roasted Chickpeas These are fantastic – crunchy, versatile, and packed with protein and fiber. - How to: Drain and rinse a can of chickpeas. Pat them completely dry (super important for crispiness!). Toss with a teaspoon of olive oil and your favorite spices (try paprika, garlic powder, cumin, and a pinch of salt). Roast at 400°F (200°C) for 20-30 minutes, shaking the pan halfway, until golden and crispy. Veggie Sticks with Healthy Dips It sounds simple, but don't underestimate the power of fresh, crunchy veggies! - Veggies: Carrot sticks, celery sticks, cucumber slices, bell pepper strips, jicama sticks. - Dips: Hummus (great source of protein and fiber), guacamole (healthy fats), Greek yogurt-based dips (add herbs like dill or ranch seasoning), salsa. Kale Chips Turn this leafy green into a crispy, chip-like snack. - How to: Wash and thoroughly dry kale leaves (remove tough stems). Tear into bite-sized pieces. Massage with a tiny bit of olive oil and sprinkle with salt (or other seasonings). Bake at 300°F (150°C) for 10-15 minutes, watching carefully to prevent burning, until edges are brown and crispy. Nuts & Seeds A handful of almonds, walnuts, cashews, pumpkin seeds, or sunflower seeds provides healthy fats, protein, and fiber. The key here is portion control, as nuts are calorie-dense. A small handful (about 1/4 cup) is usually a good serving size. Try dry-roasted or lightly salted varieties.

Satisfying Sweet (But Healthier) Treats

Craving something sweet? Skip the candy aisle and try these instead. Fruit Power Nature's candy is always a good choice! - Fresh Berries: Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries – easy to eat and full of antioxidants. - Apple Slices with Nut Butter: A classic combo providing fiber, vitamins, and healthy fats/protein. - Frozen Grapes: Pop seedless grapes in the freezer for a few hours. They taste like little sorbet bites! - Banana "Nice Cream": Blend frozen banana chunks until smooth like soft-serve ice cream. Add a little cocoa powder for a chocolatey version. Dark Chocolate Yes, chocolate can be healthy-ish! Choose dark chocolate with a high percentage of cacao (70% or more). It contains antioxidants and less sugar than milk chocolate. Stick to a small square or two to satisfy your craving. Brands like UnReal offer options with less sugar and no artificial ingredients. Greek Yogurt with Toppings Plain Greek yogurt is high in protein. Top it with fresh fruit, a sprinkle of granola (watch sugar content), or a few nuts/seeds for a more substantial sweet snack. Energy Bites Make your own no-bake energy bites using oats, dates (for sweetness), nut butter, chia seeds, or flax seeds. Roll into small balls and chill. They're portable and packed with energy. You can find loads of simple recipes online for combinations like peanut butter fudge bites or chickpea cookie dough bites.

DIY vs. Store-Bought Healthy Options

Should you make your own snacks or buy pre-packaged "healthy" options? Benefits of Homemade - Ingredient Control: You know exactly what's going in – no hidden sugars, excessive sodium, or weird additives. - Cost-Effective: Often cheaper than buying specialty packaged snacks. - Customizable: Tailor flavors exactly to your liking. Reading Labels on Packaged Snacks If buying snacks, become a label detective: - Check Serving Sizes: Is that "low-calorie" claim for the whole bag or just a tiny portion? - Look at Sugar: Aim for snacks with minimal added sugar. - Sodium Content: Compare brands and choose lower-sodium options, especially for things like pretzels or packaged popcorn. - Ingredient List: Shorter lists with recognizable whole foods are generally better. Avoid snacks with lots of artificial ingredients or hydrogenated oils. Some dietitian-approved store-bought ideas include Siete grain-free tortilla chips with cashew queso, certain low-sugar candy alternatives like UnReal, or specific popcorn brands with less fat.

Balancing Indulgence and Health

Here's a quick look at some popular snack types and how to approach them healthily: Snack TypePotential Health PerksPortion TipsFlavor Ideas / Healthy TwistsPopcornWhole grain, high fiber3-4 cups air-poppedNutritional yeast, spices, herbs, minimal oilVeggie SticksVitamins, minerals, fiber, low calorie1-2 cups with 2-4 tbsp dipPair with hummus, guacamole, Greek yogurt dipFruitVitamins, fiber, antioxidants1 cup berries, 1 medium appleFresh, frozen, or with nut butterNuts/SeedsHealthy fats, protein, fiberSmall handful (~1/4 cup)Raw, dry-roasted, lightly saltedDark ChocolateAntioxidants1-2 small squares (1 oz)Choose 70%+ cacao contentRoasted ChickpeasProtein, fiber~1/2 cup roastedSeason with paprika, garlic, cumin, chili

Hydration Matters Too!

Don't forget your drink! Sugary sodas and frozen drinks add loads of empty calories and sugar. Opt for: - Water - Sparkling water (plain or with a splash of juice) - Unsweetened iced tea - Kombucha (check sugar content) As one moviegoer wisely suggested, sneaking in your own sparkling water can "trick your brain into thinking it is drinking soda."

FAQs: Your Healthy Movie Snack Questions Answered

Let's tackle some common questions about healthy movie snacking. What is the healthiest snack to eat while watching a movie? There isn't one single "healthiest" snack, as variety is good! However, top contenders are air-popped popcorn (lightly seasoned) for its whole-grain fiber, veggie sticks with hummus for vitamins, fiber, and protein, and fresh fruit like berries or apple slices for natural sweetness and nutrients. The best choice depends on whether you crave salty, crunchy, or sweet! What can I snack on instead of popcorn? Plenty of great options exist! Try roasted chickpeas for a savory crunch, kale chips, veggie sticks with dip, a small portion of nuts or seeds, whole-wheat crackers with cheese or hummus, edamame (steamed and lightly salted), or even baked sweet potato chips/rounds. Is popcorn actually a healthy snack? Yes, plain, air-popped popcorn is considered a healthy snack. It's a whole grain, high in fiber, and naturally low in calories. It only becomes unhealthy when loaded with excessive butter-flavored oil, salt, or sugary coatings like caramel. Making it at home gives you control over toppings. How can I make movie night snacks healthier? Focus on these strategies: - Choose whole foods: Opt for fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, and whole grains. - Control portions: Measure out snacks instead of eating straight from a large bag. - DIY: Make snacks like popcorn, trail mix, or roasted chickpeas at home to control ingredients. - Limit added sugar and salt: Season with herbs and spices instead. - Choose healthier fats: Use small amounts of olive oil or avocado oil instead of butter-flavored oils; opt for nuts and seeds. - Hydrate wisely: Drink water or sparkling water instead of soda. What are good low-calorie movie snacks? Many healthy options are naturally low in calories: air-popped popcorn, veggie sticks (carrots, celery, cucumber, peppers), fresh fruit (especially berries, melon), pickles, seaweed snacks, rice cakes (plain or lightly flavored), or low-calorie jello/gummy alternatives like Smart Sweets or meringue cookies. Even things like hard candies or lollipops can satisfy a sweet tooth for few calories if enjoyed slowly.

Conclusion: Your Ticket to Guilt-Free Snacking

Movie night should be fun and relaxing, not a source of food stress! By making a few simple swaps and planning ahead, you can enjoy delicious and satisfying healthy movie snacks that align with your wellness goals. Whether you whip up some air-popped popcorn with creative seasonings, crunch on veggies and hummus, or enjoy some fruit or dark chocolate, there are plenty of options. Remember to focus on whole ingredients, control your portions, and choose healthier cooking methods. So, dim the lights, press play, and enjoy your movie night treats, knowing you're fueling your body well while still having a great time! What healthy snack will you try for your next movie night? Disclaimer: The information provided on this website is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice. Always consult with a qualified healthcare professional before making any decisions about your health. Read the full article

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A Complete Guide to the Best Open-Air Restaurant in Noida

Looking for the best open-air restaurant in Noida that offers a perfect mix of mouthwatering food, chilled drinks, and a breathtaking rooftop setting? Say hello to The Beer Garden – Noida’s most loved and buzzing open-air rooftop restaurant and bar. Located in the heart of Sector 63, this hotspot has quickly become a top destination for locals and visitors alike, thanks to its stunning rooftop views, delicious craft beers, and vibrant vibe.

Whether you're in the mood for a romantic dinner, a fun weekend hangout, or planning a private event, The Beer Garden has all the right ingredients to deliver an unforgettable experience.

Best Open-Air Restaurant in Noida

Why The Beer Garden is the Best Open-Air Restaurant in Noida

🌿 Stunning Open-Air Ambience

The moment you enter The Beer Garden, you’re transported into a lush green oasis amidst the urban bustle. With cozy wooden décor, soft lighting, and rooftop seating that overlooks the Noida skyline, this place oozes charm and relaxation.

The open-air design is ideal for those who love to dine under the sky – be it during golden sunsets or starlit evenings. Whether you're lounging with friends or enjoying a romantic dinner, the serene vibe makes it the best open-air restaurant in Noida to escape the ordinary.

🍺 Craft Beer Paradise

True to its name, The Beer Garden is a haven for beer lovers. Their menu boasts a wide variety of handcrafted beers brewed in-house, alongside an excellent range of premium bottled brews. Whether you're into IPAs, lagers, wheat beers, or dark stouts, there’s something on tap for every palate.

Not into beer? No problem. The bar also features signature cocktails, spirits, wines, and mocktails – making sure everyone leaves with their thirst fully quenched.

🍴 Global Cuisine That Delights

At The Beer Garden, food isn’t just a sideshow – it’s the main event. The multi-cuisine menu takes you on a global culinary journey with its fusion of Indian, Continental, Asian, and American flavors. Whether you're a hardcore non-veg lover or a dedicated vegetarian, the variety here will leave you spoilt for choice.

Must-try dishes at this open-air restaurant in Noida:

⭐ Signature Bites:

Peri Peri Chicken Tikka

Tandoori Soya Chaap

Paneer Tikka Bruschetta

Beer Garden Nachos

Loaded French Fries

🍕 Wood-Fired & Desi Fusion Pizzas:

Butter Chicken Pizza

Veggie Overload Pizza

Chicken Tikka Pizza

🍔 Global Comforts:

Grilled Chicken with Herbed Rice

Thai Basil Chicken Bowl

Peri Peri Chicken Burger

Classic Club Sandwich

🍱 Platters & More:

Veg Mezze Platter

Tandoori Non-Veg Platter

Fish Fingers with Tartar Sauce

Each dish is crafted to complement the beverage selection and enhance your dining experience.

🎶 Live Music & Entertainment Vibes

What makes The Beer Garden more than just a restaurant is its live entertainment scene. From acoustic gigs and DJ nights to karaoke evenings and theme parties, this venue keeps the vibe fresh and lively.

The musical backdrop, combined with open-air dining, makes it a favorite weekend hangout. It’s no wonder that patrons call it the best rooftop and open-air restaurant in Noida for a complete night-out experience.

🥳 Ideal Venue for Events & Celebrations

Planning a special event? Whether it’s a birthday party, corporate outing, engagement celebration, or casual get-together, The Beer Garden has customizable event packages and private seating areas.

The event team helps you with:

Custom décor

Special food & drinks menu

Live music or DJ setup

Personal service for your guests

All of this in a stunning rooftop space? It doesn’t get better than this.

📍 Location and Accessibility

Address: H1A/25, Sector 63 Rd, Noida, Uttar Pradesh 201301 Website: www.thebeergardenindia.com

Strategically located near major IT parks and residential hubs, The Beer Garden is easily accessible by car, cab, or metro (nearest: Noida Electronic City Metro Station). With ample parking space and late-night hours, it’s a breeze to plan your visit here.

🕒 Opening Hours

Monday to Sunday: 11:00 AM – 1:00 AM From relaxed afternoon lunches to high-energy evening parties, The Beer Garden welcomes guests all day long.

🌟 What Guests Are Saying

The Beer Garden enjoys glowing reviews from patrons across platforms. Here’s what people love:

“Perfect place to chill with friends and enjoy craft beer.”

“The vibe is amazing – especially during evenings with live music.”

“Food is delicious, staff is courteous, and the rooftop setting is beautiful.”

With consistently high ratings, it’s clear why this is hailed as the best open-air restaurant in Noida.

Final Thoughts

When it comes to finding the best open-air restaurant in Noida, The Beer Garden checks every box: scenic rooftop seating, a fantastic beer selection, mouthwatering cuisine, and lively entertainment. Whether you're looking to chill after work, party on the weekend, or plan a private event, this rooftop gem is your go-to destination.

So go ahead, book your table, grab your gang, and soak in the good vibes at The Beer Garden – Noida’s premier open-air dining experience.

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From McDonald’s to Delhi Waale Sardar Ji: Iconic Dining Spots at The Vensej Mall, Gurgaon

Gurgaon’s food scene is constantly evolving, but some places just hit the right spot every time. Whether you're in the mood for a classic McDonald’s burger, indulgent Belgian waffles, or a full-fledged Punjabi feast, the Vensej Mall on Golf Course Extension has it all.

If you’re looking for the best mall in Gurgaon for a mix of global favorites and local gems, this is the place to be. Here’s a closer look at some of the best food joints in Gurgaon you’ll find at The Vensej Mall.

McDonald’s—A Classic That Never Fails

Let’s be honest, sometimes nothing beats a good McDonald’s meal. Whether you’re grabbing a quick McAloo Tikki or indulging in a McSpicy Chicken, the McDonald’s on Golf Course Extension, Gurgaon, is perfect for a casual bite or a happy meal with family. Pair it with a classic McFlurry, and you’re good to go!

Cream Centre—A Treat for Vegetarian Food Lovers

For those who swear by delicious vegetarian dishes, Cream Centre on Golf Course Extension, Gurgaon, is a must-visit. Known for its famous Chole Bhature, Paneer Sizzlers, and cheesy Nachos, this place takes comfort food to another level. Whether you’re here with family or friends, it’s a great spot for indulging in some rich, flavorful dishes.

Belgian Waffle—Because Dessert is a Must

Craving something sweet? Belgian Waffle on Golf Course Extension, Gurgaon, serves some of the best crispy, gooey, chocolate-filled waffles in town. From Nutella-loaded options to classic maple syrup delights, this place is heaven for anyone with a sweet tooth.

Subway—Fresh, Healthy, and Delicious

If you’re looking for something on the healthier side, Subway on Golf Course Extension, Gurgaon, is your go-to spot. Freshly baked bread, customizable fillings, and a variety of sauces make it easy to put together a meal that’s both tasty and nutritious. Perfect for a quick lunch or a post-gym bite.

Mojo Pizza Box 8—Pizza Lovers, Rejoice!

When pizza cravings hit, there’s no better place than Mojo Pizza Box 8 on Golf Course Extension, Gurgaon. Whether you love a classic Margherita or prefer overloaded toppings, their pizzas are a treat. Plus, their signature double-cheese crust makes every slice even more irresistible.

Delhi Waale Sardar Ji—Pure Punjabi Goodness

Looking for bold flavors and a hearty meal? Delhi Waale Sardar Ji on Golf Course Extension, Gurgaon, is where you’ll find the best of North Indian cuisine. From buttery Dal Makhani to Amritsari Kulchas, every dish here is packed with authentic taste. It’s the perfect place to satisfy your Punjabi food cravings.

More Than Just Food—The Vensej Mall Experience

Dining at The Vensej Mall isn’t just about food; it’s about the entire experience. Whether you’re here for a salon session at Geetanjali Studio on Golf Course Extension, Gurgaon, or a luxury grooming appointment at Hairmasters UK on Golf Course Extension, Gurgaon, you can always follow it up with a great meal.

Why The Vensej Mall is the Best Food Mall in Gurgaon

With so many amazing options under one roof, it’s no surprise that The Vensej Mall is becoming the go-to food mall in Gurgaon. Whether you’re a fan of global fast food, indulgent Indian flavors, or light and healthy bites, this place has something for everyone.

So, the next time you’re craving great food, skip the guesswork and head straight to The Vensej Mall, where every meal is an experience to remember.

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I ordered taco bell to my home 3 separate times, all 3 were wrong >:( my order: the nacho shell with no lettuce and a large/medium pepsi.

1st order: I could count the amount of cheese on one hand, and I did it! was five pieces.

Second one was the wrong drink, I hate baha blast :(

AND THE LAST ONE? THEY OVERLOADED MY TACO WITH LETTUCE DESPITE ME SAYING NO LETTUCE??

Anyways I'm done rambling :3

Ps: they also gave my mom. Spoiled. Guacamole. >:(