#Naughty Reference

[googoothegodofblood]

my two epic bouncelias (and family)

happy later mummers day!! unfortunately all her children have died.

🦘💜👑

[poorlydrawninstarsandtime]

Can the people get a Sloop...

yah 👍

[cartoon splat sfx]

[ids in alt]

[jflower278]

Khanin wants to be called narak (cutie pie) by charan by instead charan calls him tue (or is it due) (naughty babe)

Sorry khanin but it's kinda obvious

[fennekn]

“kaichou, oh kaichou,

I want to listen to your voice for now and forever.”

based off check check check one two! by wada takeaki

[dvilsdesire-a]

// Okay but Haarlep's hand? yes pls :)

[hotdoghottakes]

Let's see~

Red ✅

Spells his name with S-A-N-T-A ✅

Has the perfect lap to sit on ✅

Has a Little Helper ✅

You don't want to be on his Naughty List (unless you do) ✅

I know what I want this holiday season~

[shredsandpatches]

tired: juxtaposing fruit + sin (represented by alcohol) by a Garden of Eden reference (apple cider)

inspired: juxtaposing fruit + sin (represented by alcohol) by a St. Augustine reference (pear cider)

I nearly bought this but then I remembered I have enough booze in my fridge already. Plus I don't really like pears. Then again, neither did Augustine.

[maliciousalice]

hecked up

[akkivee]

re: visualisation of the ichikuu height difference

there aren’t that many instances where they stand side by side so honestly the best one you’re going to have is the united emceez art

and any other art of them together usually has one of them standing behind the other lol. but here’s instances between canon/arb/rhyme anima that i can think of where they’re close to each other lol

[todayisafridaynight]

MAGNETO IMPRWGNAYED THE OLD MAN??? WHAT

oh yeah no its a great story if yall wanna strap in to hear it

[writerobscura]

Before anyone laughs at me - this book is hella helpful when you're writing sexy things.

[jaceconfuzed]

I’m proud of myself tonight.

I made a compromise; 7 years ago that was a naughty word

But tonight i met in the middle with the terror that surrounds tonight and T.zo and i came to a solution with which she was also ok.

Triscuits and kombucha, a passing-over without a death contract

God.

This night has always held so much terror, from the first memories of hearing the story of Moses, to the Crucifixion, to all the twists to intertwine them. - judgement of the first born of the house of God. Death Angel. blood symbology. and so much damned secrecy. I didn’t stop trembling for probably a Month surrounding my first Passover. 11. Up to that point alcohol had been a dirty word. I accidentally had a sip of a vodka coke once; I was terrified. (Would god smite me like Saphira if it was so nasty I spit it out too? The grip on my arm and demand I swallow. What a dirty secret.) nobody would answer my questions. A secret. A Secret! secret rituals, I was terrified. And they laughed. For a haze.

“For anyone who eats and drinks without discerning the body eats and drinks judgement unto himself. For this reason many of you are sick and weak and some of you sleep.”

And to lead people to such a place of despair where something that should have brought joy and hope and peace and belonging- community, love- and instead interlinking that with despair and despondency and people wishing themselves dead

What a shame and a sham.

what part of that encapsulates “you are already clean”

I think this may have been the first year I didn’t end up trembling today. I will sleep tonight, unlike for the decade and a half in which there was so many things laid at my mind that I could not sleep.

[lunastarhawk]

Played through In Your Heart Shall Burn again and ngl I'm feeling a lil feral thinking about writing Favian's canon perspective of it, a steadfast self-loathing atheist screaming on the inside the entire time.

Hates it. Understands the song but hates it being sung at him. Sing by all means for the hope of dawn, but not at him, and why the hell are they on their knees towards him.

They didn't see him rise from the dead by some miracle, he survived, just like they survived, and they fought, and what the hell do Andraste and the Maker have to do with it. He seethes at Giselle for not listening to him.

Cassandra's "they want you", he can handle. Sure, he led them out of Skyhold and they look up to him. So he steps up. Takes the sword. But every time someone calls him Herald, he dies a little inside. They don't want him, not really. They want the icon, the 'chosen', that he knows he isn't.

As I said. I'm getting feral about it.

[shironezuninja]

Go about your business. I feel like I’m back in High School again 20 years later…using monthly allowance to read black and white monthly Shonen Jump magazine manga chapters (Present Day Digital Viz Media manga reading app) and avoiding homework (Present Day Adulting Paperwork).

[belfrygargoyles]

yknow i understand like not wanting to curse or self censoring words that might be situationally considered inappropriate but i just remembered a time when I worked with dogs in which another guy watching the dogs with me came over and said 'hey i saw [dog name] eating a chocolate bar in the pen...' and, yknow, naturally i responded with urgency, asking him how much she ate and if he got it away from her and how it got there. and he was kind of confused?

and after a bit of back and forth it was finally clarified that he meant he saw her eating poop. which yeah we also dont want but is a very different level of urgency from a potential emergency vet visit.

to this day i really dont understand why it was so awkward to just say poop. feces. droppings, even.

[atlas-jack]

hi tumblr. heres evan enjoying some veggie paste (baby food)