#NurseHumor

[nursearia]

Let’s get started 😏

[masterrescue]

🩹 PSA: Your First Aid Kit is LYING to You

"cheap drugstore tape: peels off if you breathe too hard this medical-grade non-woven tape: [GIF staying perfectly adhered through a shower, gym session, and existential crisis]"

Why This Belongs In Your: 🏠 Medicine Cabinet - Finally a tape that won't betray you 🎒 College Dorm - For when your roommate's "just a scratch" needs 3 bandage changes/day 🐾 Pet First Aid Kit - Actually stays on furry troublemakers

Features That Slap: 🌬️ Breathable AF - Like your skin can actually breathe 💧 Sweat/Water Resistant - Survives your 3am stress shower 🩹 Zero-Residue Removal - No more sticky ghost bandages

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[nursesaid]

Hesi a2 entrance available at jamescromwel8@gmail.com

[stingscustom]

Looking for a gift that perfectly balances humor and empathy? Our Grippy Socks Grippy Box pin speaks volumes with its nod to mental health realities. It’s more than an accessory—it’s a badge of solidarity, courage, and humor. Ideal for nurses, therapists, or anyone facing life’s complexities. Embrace the journey and the jokes with this unique, bold statement piece that promises smiles and thoughtful conversations. Perfect for the holidays or adding a playful touch to any day.

[sumontshirts]

Funny Correctional Nurse Fake Illness Expert T Shirt Design

👕 Custom T-shirt Designer | Nurse Niche 💉 🎨 Funny, Proud & Personalized Tees

I'm a passionate graphic designer specializing in custom T-shirt designs, stylish typography, creative mug prints, and a variety of unique graphic design solutions. I strive to combine creativity with quality in every project I take on. Take a look through my work — let’s create something amazing together! Would you be interested in working with me? I'm available on Fiverr.

Contact For The Design,

G-MAIL: sumon.haldar.sumon@gmail.com

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[abitboldshop]

https://abitbold.etsy.com/dk-en/listing/1811778073/nurse-by-day-witch-by-night-mug-funny

Nurse by Day Witch by Night Mug — Funny Nurse Gift, Halloween Coffee Mug, Witchy Nurse Cup, Quirky Gift for Nurses

Celebrate the magical balance between healing and spellcasting with our "Nurse by Day, Witch by Night" mug! Whether you're brewing potions (or just coffee) after a long shift, this mug is perfect for any nurse who embraces their witchy side. With its playful text design on both sides, this mug makes an ideal gift for nurses who love a bit of Halloween spirit all year round.

It’s a fun and unique gift for your favorite nurse, especially around Halloween or just to show appreciation for their dedication by day and mystical powers by night. Whether it's for a morning coffee or a midnight brew, this mug is bound to become their favorite!

• Ceramic • 11 oz (325 ml) mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter • 15 oz (443 ml) mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter • 20 oz (568 ml) mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Design printed on both sides of the mug • Coffee, tea, or other beverage not included • Free worldwide shipping

[printablegifting]

Cheers to all the incredible nurses out there! ☕️💉

Our 'Coffee, Scrubs & Rubber Gloves' mug is the perfect companion for those long shifts and coffee breaks.

It’s not just a mug; it’s a badge of honor for every healthcare hero! 🩺

✨ Grab yours today and celebrate the amazing work you do!

For more designs, check out: printablegifting.etsy.com

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[ojensby]

(via "Strong Enough to Become a Psych Nurse, Crazy Enough to Love It | Psychiatric Mental Health Nurse" Sticker for Sale by jensbyorlando)

[nursearia]

I take my job very seriously 🤩🤎

[masterrescue]

✂️ PSA: Your First Aid Kit is JUDGING You

"regular scissors: struggle with a Band-Aid these bandage scissors: [GIF smoothly slicing through 10 layers of gauze like it’s warm butter]"

Why these belong in your: 🏠 Medicine cabinet – Bye-bye awkward bandage wrestling 🎒 College dorm – For when your roommate’s DIY piercing goes ~viral~ 🐾 Pet emergency kit – SAFELY free tangled fur from wounds

Features that slap: 🩹 Blunt tip – For when your hands shake like a Chihuahua in winter ⚡ Stainless steel – Survives your questionable sterilization attempts (we’ve all boiled tools in a panic) 🌈 Left-hand friendly – Finally, some ambidextrous representation

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[scottysystembuster]

"Believe me Mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her where to put it.” Upon arriving home, Bubba was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, Betty Sue explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this mornin’ on da fone. I hadda call multiple times before he would even ansa tha fone." Immediately, Bubba drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology.  Before Bubba could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it... This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.” "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.” "When I finally got to the store, a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing.” He continued, "Then, I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make change and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing.” "When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash register drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.” "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and when I finally got back to answer it, it was your wife wanting to know how to use a rectal thermometer.” "Believe me Mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her where to put it.” #NurseHumor

[mynursebrain]

Taking breaks and resting are not just perks; they're essential for your well-being, especially in the demanding world of nursing. Remember, it's okay to pause and recharge. Your health is as important as the care you provide. Prioritize short breaks during your shifts to clear your mind, stretch, or enjoy a quick snack. These moments of rest can significantly improve your focus and resilience. Let's normalize self-care in nursing – it's not selfish, it's necessary. 🌟🛌💪🩺 #nurselife #nursing #studentnurse #nursblr #nursingstudent#nurseappreciation #newgradrn #scrubs #registerednurse #hospital #medicine #nurse #health #nursingschool #nursesrock #nursepractitioner #nurseproblems #nursehumor #nursememes #careplan #nurseaffirmations

[atomicdaydream]

Every damn time! Especially the ER! Even tho l clearly have 2 different autoimmune conditions!!!

[printablegifting]

☕💊 Who needs a superhero when you’ve got a nurse?

Meet your new favorite coffee companion—our "Educated Drug Dealer #Nurse" mug!

Perfect for fueling those long shifts and bringing a little humor to the grind. 🏥

Whether it’s a gift for yourself or a nurse you adore, this cup is the dose of laughter every healthcare hero needs. ❤️

Grab yours now on Etsy and make every coffee break a little more fun!

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[ojensby]

(via "I’m Not Crazy Because I’m a Psych Nurse, I’m Crazy Because I Like It | Psychiatric Mental Health Nurse" Pullover Sweatshirt for Sale by jensbyorlando)

[nursearia]

I am so ready to take care of my hot patients.. 🤭