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Leg's Legs!
I was doodling the Hero of Legend earlier, and when I looked at my unfinished drawing, I realised I was looking at Leg's Legs

In honour of the Hero of Legend himself, draw Leg's Legs, and make a pun or so- of any terrible or wonderful quality- regarding Hyrule's favourite fashionista hero.
Reblog chain, but it's just this Link. Have at it >:D
#post and idea co-owned with Zolanort#Oool#linkeduniverse#linked universe#lu legend#smoll art#heh#ugh puns#PUNS#so many puns can be made with this#I'm leaving them to my frens#leggo
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love how country people say the word oil
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HAHAHAHAhaha I accept being held partially responsible I'm proud of my addition to that post XD and will now go reblog it again you are genius fidjdkdjdjfk
*boops your nose* send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose :3
Boop boop!
I accept the boop and would also like to take this opportunity to inform you that I hold you responsible for 50% of the Cotton Eye Joe notifications that I continue to get in my inbox each day
#it occurs to me I never reblogged your uhh addition to my addition? yeah.#anyways#cotton eyed joe#reboop#zolanort#Oool
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Misha in Italy.



#misha collins#jensen ackles#italy#sicily#jib15#active volcano#he goes to some really oool places#does he seriously not lock his phone#or (more likely) does jensen just know the code?#seems like an accurate love note from jensen lol
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SOG!!! I MENn DOG!!!! FUCKM YEAH,,!!!!!
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Also the pronunciation. For AGES I pronounced Raul Julia's name like Paul but with an R. I had only ever read his name and never heard it lol.
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"Was that a nuke?" - Galvatron
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, SUPER SEVERE SUNSTORM BLAST 9000!!! TASTE THE POWER OF PRIMUS BITCH!!!!
the scars on Galvatrons face have numerous causes but they're all from when he was oool Megs, the big one on the cheek specifically is from Starscream kicking him once thrusters ON
#art#maccadam#Unicron#Sunstorm#Galvatron#guess you could say this is from a sorta....#lets say rewrite of the movie lovingly called 'Jazz and Swindles guide to stopping a war a god and a dying planet'#'was that a nuke' comment is false. sunstorm ignighted a ten second long fresh baby star in Unicrons eye socket
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Jaune: (Leg missing, Bleeding out) Dammit! Everyone just walked right out of the death trap except for me! Why... Why... WHY'D THEY HAVE TO TAKE MY HOPPING LEG~?!
Ozpin: Both of you, get out of here. I'm useless without my squeezin' arm. Plus, I'm, like, 30 years old, so I'm already on the brink of death. Ruby, carry Jaune out of here.
Ruby: Sure thing! (Falls to her knees) Oh no! I've forgotten that I'm a female love interest in a manhwa! I'm so cooked, you guys!
Jaune: Speaking of cooked, I owe you a little somethin' to eat for saving my life, so take this macguffin dust. Should be worth at least five lien.
Ruby: What are you saying?! You're bleeding out and still cracking jokes?!
Ozpin: I'm crackin' neck~! HWACHA~!
Ruby: (Knocked out, Picked up by Ozpin)
Ozpin: I'll take care of her, Johnny Tremain- I mean, Jaune Arc. Try not to die too horribly, you big slab of man~.
Ozpin: (Walks out) Won't catch me dyin' like this, I'll tell you hwat! Mm-mm, not oool' Mr. Ozpin~!
Jaune: ...Good job, Jaune Arc. You sacrificed yourself for everyone... Even though they all hated your guts and... left you to die before...
Jaune: Oh boy, I hope this is over fast enough for me to not regret this...
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OH GOD I REGRET SACRIFICING MYSELF! I REGRET EVERYTHING! DO OVER! DO OVEEER!
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Hiii goood oool' frienddd..!
*there were magnets on her head and she wasn't standing properly*
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Pushes her down
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Drove in a thunderstorm and thought I was going to die. Paused outside my cousin's house at the top of the hill, on the way home, on my phone, to take a picture of my lady moon, because the clouds felt surreal

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#I hope this made sense lol#it happened and I wrote this last night. posting it today.#thunderstorm was scary then mother nature made it pretty#sooo I wanted to share :)#gosh she's so pretty#she's making a hand heart of clouds below her#the moon!!#personal#poetry#<<just cause#ghost tagging:#wondering wanderer#and#oool#bc moon and poets
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DOOLS? DUIS? OOOLS?! Idk but dope
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if you had a sandwich named after you what would you want it to be
a big oool butt. like mooning.
that or something with caramelized onions
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heh heeeh yeaaa~ your a big oool fluffer pupper~ *he's having the time of his life~ huh, wonder if the rest of the gang is like this*
Meanwhile, Pico was just chilling on the couch-
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OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
More bees
@you-need-not-apply
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Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

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IN blogs like this he has MANYWINGED that is so fucking c oool whoa whoawhao thatsw fire wowee
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