#PLEASE BE FOR REAL

[morning-sun-brah]

You lost to Ana, You ugly faggot

I was wondering when you'd show up.

To set a few things straight, I am... so hot. Not to be vain and vapid, but I am not the one to sit around and take the word ugly to heart. Ugly? Ugly??? Wash your mouth, I'm a smoke show, and I'd never hide this face.

Second... how presumptuous. I'm not saying we're going to win. Certainly, it looks like we are not. And if we do not (and I hate to break this to you), life will go on. I'm not sitting here worried about winning or losing. We joined this comp for fun. On a whim. It's really just not something I'm worried about, one way or the other. Feel free to interpret that as you like.

And lastly, when I said I was wondering when you'd show up, I meant that. I expected it. Why expect less, honestly? It's sort of your MO, right? I say something radical, like- I support lgbtq+, and you show up with all the bells and whistles. You're very predictable.

It does make me wonder… does my competitor share this sentiment? That's where you've come from, right? Certainly she wouldn't condone this sort of talk. I wonder if she appreciates having fans like you? Throwing around slurs, being openly homophobic- well, not openly. You are on anon, aren't you?

At any rate, the next time you want my attention, come off anon. I know you won't, you have the spine of a worm. It's easy to be ugly and hide (I wouldn't know). But if you want to engage, you'll need to show me that face.

[chrispineofficial]

every time i rewatch spn i’m like “okay this time i will be on mary winchester’s side” and every time i am not. i am so sorry but she was a shitty mom as much as john was a shitty dad if not worse and i’m gonna fucking say it!!!!

[maxpadelchampion]

the fia only FINING mercedes for ILLEGALLY changing their tire pressure…. and fining them LESS THAN CHARLES for when he cursed on tv.

we used to be a serious sport.

[tswaney17]

It’s ACOTEN and Ewriels are trying to make this month about them? They are so embarassing. But the jokes will be on them when Gwynriel is announced this month. May belongs to us!

#GwynrielMay2025

What do you even mean? Elriel Month has been in May for the last several years. It’s not our fault that we’re just having a good time celebrating our favorite ship. We literally do not care what everyone else is doing right now.

[cosmic-web-constellation]

i swear to god i tthink theres another one here.

i'm going to lose it. /lh

-Fury

[nonbinaryelphaba]

seeing videos of cynthia and ariana and all the comments are like “love their friendship <3” “platonic soulmates” girl they are FUCKING

[floralcyanide]

if yall went on kpop stan twitter with these opinions you would be doxxed/ harassed/ treated like actual scum. so if any of you think I’m being rude,,,, it could be much worse. I could be much worse. but I’m not because I’m not a shitty person by any means, even if you think I am simply for what I write and NO OTHER VALID REASON. I just write stuff people happen to enjoy reading. sorry if that angers you I guess? a few comments aren’t going to prevent rpf from existing. and no offense but right now in the world and society as a whole, there are far worse things we need to worry about. like uhhh a genocide perhaps??? 😐 take this energy you have toward me and put it toward something that matters that people actually care about lol

[dearansur]

tumblr gays need to meet more gay people irl I can't do this anymore

[we-can-be-heroes]

Americans are so funny they will say stuff like « I miss you » after you interact with their ig story for the first time in 4 years and met them only once in which you just had time for a very surface level interaction.

[contemptuous-carlot]

Please be for real. This is a dumbass take from dumbass people that refuse to rework their stupid arguments even though they have been debunked a 1000+ times already. The only place where genital inspections will be conducted is in perverted "trans womens" porn-fueled fantasies.

[trinketbug]

"furry inflation" (2024)

[ladytalon1]

Did anyone else get that Gearbox/2K survey??? They’re in my inbox asking me how many hours I have spent playing all Borderlands games and 1,000 hours is the limit, like, girl I have half of that just on the Pre Sequel

[eurekq]

Anyways here is the official gofundme set up by sonya masseys surviving family if you have the ability to give her family real tangible support

[spacebubblehomebase]

Crazy how the person you've been following for Team Rocket memes suddenly reached for the stars. But to celebrate another artist's success, I present to you another AU! Because we need more of those in this new fandom and I like the cliché trope of a traitor love interest. XD Though I admit this small doodle idea got way out of hand. Still, do you see the vision??? (🌕v🌕) -Bubbly💙

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[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.