#PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[dragon-64]

I need Jod and Ezra to have a heart-to-heart about being orphans of the Jedi. Meanwhile Thirty-Three and Hondo are pirating it up and drinking and singing shanties.

[sugusatodyke]

Missionary, so my boobs will jiggle and bounce in their face so they have something to look at while I fuck them stupid!!!

[ravingblack]

can't believe sukuna's fire arrow hadn't been done for hyh yet

[coldfeeshes]

crossposted, [twitter link]

"in another timeline, where harry is an auror, draco has a BIG crush, and the chamber of secrets is open again"

GO READ @dracoispookie delectable canon rewrite age gap fic 'head over heels' !!!!!!!!!!

[swidney67]

Are there any DragonVale truthers on here PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! I cannot be the only guy who’s played this PLEASE.

[roos4lm4]

oh my..

[rain-is-a-fat-puppy]

Uhhh

[1-800-cuupid]

can we all agree that pointing out the fact that someone wishing death upon our families in Chinese is not a Sinophobia thing

can we also agree that cursing people is actually a terrible anti-piracy measure?

or am i like....taking crazy pills

[puppyboy-fag]

Been thinking about being entirely filled up recently. having a long gag in my mouth, a big dildo in me, and a tail plug. Maybe even a muzzle on top of the gag, it’s one of my favorite combinations… just being all dumb and filled, no thoughts occurring. It would be so hard to fight back since every little shift would move one of the things inside me. Maybe they’d press on my stomach to feel the dildo through it, or if they’re feeling especially mean they could pull my tail. Just so many fun ways to play with a plugged up puppy!

[tenr0se0]

Donna, Rose, and the oncoming Infinity shopping bag

[infernalwraths]

[honisundae]

the lack of a butch in my bed is not ok!!!!!! life is unfair!!!!

[b0y-wh0r3]

Men titties

men titties

[tribbles-the-lesbian]

💌Eddie Dear💌 Headcanon

(feat. ⭐️Sally⭐️!!)

So this thought has been stuck in my head for at least a month, soooooooo….

As I was learning French, my teacher would always ensure us that we didn’t need a “French” accent to speak the language, so long as we pronounce the words correctly we’d be fine! He would then demonstrate by putting on a heavy-ass country accent and talked a bit in French (it was hilarious)

This knowledge came back to me a while ago (more like it simply resurfaced) and I immediately thought of our country puppet man Eddie!!

I feel like he’d be fluent in French and speaks it in a veryveryvery heavy accent. But he doesn’t speak it often in the neighborhood since not many other neighbors speak it, so whenever he hears Sally say one of the very few French phrase she knows (feel like she only knows well known phrases like “enchanté” and “je ne said quoi” to sound fancy~) Eddie gets all excited and starts talking to her in French while Sally just stands there not understanding a word being said. But she unintentionally keeps the conversation going by nodding her head/saying “mmm” or “hmmm!” at the right times, thus getting stuck in a loop of one-sided french conversations that she doesn’t understand :)

This is the little comic(?)thing I did to go along with this⤵️

EDIT: I added alt text in case my handwriting is hard to read!!

⬇️sketch version under the cut⬇️

[shirahoshiumi]

HEY PEOPLE OF TUMBLR TODAY IS THE LAST DAY YOU CAN VOTE FOR ETHO’S FAN GALLERY *clears throat* cough cough and I have submitted a piece and it would be very very cool to be there and it would be and dream come true- but nvm that everybody that upvotes me gets a cookie!! https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/s/4CN9Qv4FLd

[misshat]

WWWWHHHEREEEEE IS THAT ONE SMUT WITH L WHEN HE THINKS RESDER IS KIRA AND SAYS “when you kill me.. remember this” IT WAS ON AO3 HEKP ME!!! INREAD IT LIKE A YEAR AGO AND I CANT FIND IT IM GONNA TWEAK