#Psychopathic Records™

[sodone-withlife]

I posted 260 times in 2021

134 posts created (52%)

126 posts reblogged (48%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.9 posts.

I added 237 tags in 2021

#aaron hotchner - 56 posts

#criminal minds - 53 posts

#bau - 32 posts

#sodone thoughts - 30 posts

#derek morgan - 15 posts

#emily prentiss - 13 posts

#penelope garcia - 12 posts

#spencer reid - 11 posts

#dave rossi - 8 posts

#jennifer jareau - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 130 characters

#but yes i admit i was thinking about secret very classified secret secret clandestine agencies and the stereotypical secret agents

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

My favorite soft and Happy Hotch™ moments that just make my heart melt because in this house we want Hotch to be happy dammit (and let's ignore the fact that most of my works involve hurting him as much as possible because i do not know how to write fluff):

most of the scenes with Haley before Shit Goes Down™ (baby names, the team meeting Jack, being so in love in Fisher King and being theater nerds, being domestic with Haley and Jack before their marriage implodes...)

if it wasn't clear, I am a proud member of the Haley Hotchner Defense Squad

“Let’s see you profile a disorganized psychopath”

physics magic. that's it.

That phone conversation with Gideon right at the start of the season 2 finale

anytime there's a scene featuring the team together after cases because I am all for the found family trope

When JJ goes into labor and he immediately goes “I’ll get the car”

“Why are you asking me” to Garcia—basically any interaction between the two because their relationship is so underrated)

JJ: “you’re smiling” Hotch: “Gas”

The flashback to the origin of the “I work the case with you” line; everything else in 100 just hurts (not that that line doesn't, but it's a hint of Happy Hotch™ and I'll take it)

Halloween with Jack (cue me freaking out over the pure soft fluffiness that is that scene)

Him and Garcia basically geeking out about theater AND HE GOES TO HER PERFORMANCE AJKHSLDKFHS

Those quick domestic scenes with him and Jack in Coda (I fucking love them they’re so soft) and “maybe a dad knows”

coaching soccer with the BAU Sugar Daddy™

Cooking with the BAU Sugar Daddy™

him with Emily and him with Jack in that school shooting episode

basically all the scenes between him and Beth because they were very cute together and that was Happy Hotch™ dammit

JJ's wedding. that's it.

Route 66: the few fluffy bits, like with Haley and at the end, when he wakes up and when Jack goes to see him)

That bar found family scene where he’s recording the team singing Piano Man

Career Day at the BAU (the kids are so painfully awkward, but holy shit his smile asdkjfadf-)

his conversations with Kate Callahan in 10x01 and 10x23 because I honestly loved their interactions and I think she's underrated

Madame Bouvier and Jack's Darth Vader costume

Being Rossi’s wingman and being a fucking nerd (Folger Shakespeare Library? Seriously, is that Hotch or TG just being the Julliard-trained Shakespeare actor with range that he is?)

The end of Beyond Borders, when he’s standing on the dais/catwalk thing and watching his team like a Grumpy, Secretly Proud Dad™ (Idk I think this is just a good representation of his role in the team lmao)

Him and Morgan when Hank is born (yet another relationship that is underrated but seems to be getting more attention now yay)

feel free to add to this list!

69 notes • Posted 2021-04-15 18:23:00 GMT

#4

Hold on I just thought of something.

So in 10x21 Hotch attempts to get a traumatized witness to talk by burning sage that he got from Garcia, so we can assume she burns sage in her office.

So imagine the angst that there would be in this scenario: one day after Scratch, Hotch happens to walk into her office while she was burning sage, aka the scent that he now associates with Scratch and seeing his team get killed in front of him. Maybe he panics and forgets where he is, and when Garcia tries to calm him down he lashes out and hurts her, I’d imagine he would never forgive himself for that.

70 notes • Posted 2021-05-18 21:15:27 GMT

#3

i think it’s safe to assume that hotch is some kind of legend within the fbi and is the source of a shit ton of gossip.

my evidence comes from 09x01:

morgan to rossi: look, when i was at the gym, conversation around the free weights is hotch is interviewing to be strauss’s permanent replacement

and later…

jj to the team: look, rumor has it hotch is putting in for strauss’s job

i rest my (objectively mediocre but whatever) case

76 notes • Posted 2021-10-23 22:30:41 GMT

#2

Whatever the hell TG and the goob are doing in NYC, it seems chaotic and I am here for it lmao

Also the CM fandom is collectively freaking out and it is so fun to watch

Edit (1 hour later): I think I have seen over 50 TikToks about those two TG posts and the captions are HYSTERICAL (ok yes I am freaking out too bc they look so fucking happy but it’s funny to watch)

77 notes • Posted 2021-04-19 03:48:09 GMT

#1

Nerd Hotch moments that I can think of:

(Or things he only knows because they might be a source of trauma)

(Or just him proving that he’s a really smart cookie)

(Or just underrated Hotch moments)

The obvious, collecting coins

That poker game in Riding the Lightning???

Pirates of Penzance (he’s definitely a theater nerd and he can definitely sing, I just want him so sing les mis or phantom please)

That “I choose Aaron Hotchner” scene

“Button mums are something you give your mother” in the season 2 finale (ok this is a bit of a stretch lmao but I still love this scene)

Charcoal grey (duh)

Megan Kane: Voltaire in French? Knowing that quote from Dashiell Hammett?

Beatle’s White album

That whole thing with Garcia being in a theater production and that he saw the original production—so he is definitely a theater nerd

Knowing about the chess game Reid was talking about when they were on the copycat Zodiac killer case

Reid: “When Philippides ran the marathon he had faith” Hotch: “but he also died. Go on.”

Exodus 12, in that one episode with the child abduction and taunting phone calls

Story of Jeroboam, in that insane episode with the family feud and unsub borne out of incest

Spikenard and that it’s mentioned in the Gospel, season 9 two part finale

Oppenheimer, in that plane crash episode (though that quote is quite well known, but whatever)

I probably missed some things, so feel free to continue this list

151 notes • Posted 2021-04-02 15:15:25 GMT

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[esmahrelda]

Mumma[z]ar's Inner City Getto Zoo; A Carnival Of Courage:

Way before dawg Beats hit the streets, in a faraway land, a land that’s a mess, the roo’s found a joey they wanted to possess. A “book”, so they called it, was not as it seemed. The roo’s said it was a journal, but never conspired shit, only dreamed. It haunted the joey, who thought it was a hit, and he never knew of a life outside of it, filled with roo’s and a mistress’s carnival of carnage on the outside too, so this little joey had a mission he had to pursue.

            The joey was a roo, in the Ringmaster’s zoo, the one that never wanted his dreams of the dark carnival to come true. The mongrels, who live on the land, wanted the carnival to be dark, and it was all but unplanned. The poor little joey knew the book by this lady, and wanted to make the mongrel’s carnival embark from here to Haiti. The journal that made the zoo ruined was why, all things go dark at the carnival, and never say good-bye.

            For the mistress that wrote down, all the scary thoughts of a clown, used sex as a hex to haunt all the joey’s roo’s in every town. The joey knew why he never needed to cry, for the loneliest little lady, who was like a Riddle-Box, that he was always asking why. This lady’s the mistress, the one who’s a tilt-a-whirl, with a carnival world, made up to inform you of a scary young girl. All for the joey and his family there at the zoo, that the mongrels made up, for the young girl to make true. The zoo told the joey to beware of the mongrels, and stick with the roo’s, but the joey said “Fuck that, the carnival needs to collect their girl’s dues.” The roo’s said, “She’s dead! The mongrels are only a nightmare in your head!” Then locked him up in the zoo, for what he just said, waiting for the mistress from whom the cards need to be read.

            Since the roo’s made the joey conform, carnage ruled his dark carnival that the mongrels made into a storm. But those roo’s were just some assholes in uniform dodging their own conscience because of the Great Milenko. Waiting to catch the mongrels in a swarm, like border jumpers from Mexico. Like bees the mongrels colonized their own con carnival events, setting up honfor’s and circus tents. Through the Book of this little lady, a mistress in distress, this little joey envisioned it and made it all something to impress. He saw it all, an endless saga, or story unforetold. That the mongrels, soon would stop their storm, and go back to their ways of old. With a bang-pow-boom they made their presence known, unknowingly well, put under a spell, the little joey couldn’t even tell, “We’re in Hel.”, it wasn’t the roo’s it was another, that knew the carnival was carnage, only a storm could cover. A wizard of the hood on Hallowicked, with the forgotten freshness, and a hatchet rising for the mongrel’s unforgettable dark carnival full of surprising and an eye over all for enterprising.

            In this faraway place, a place so confined, you would have to think you’re that lady, just to be defined. When being a joey is indirectly refined. If big silver’s your name then sticking is your game. So the joey followed his dream, by the book he found, that the roo’s couldn’t cover, instead fill with broken sound. From what had fallen in that faraway land, arose a great dream come true to discover, but a real nightmare to the roo’s that they couldn’t stand to uncover. The mongrels had fought as Jake and Jack Jeckel and played for keeps, and had one back their book, and their joey, with all his carnival family of creeps.

            But the saga continues, and it gets bazar, bazar, when I tell you again about the young lady from afar. Was she dead or alive? Was this book from an archive? Where did it come from? And how could this joey show her that her dreams will thrive, and he could still survive. From what he read, and saw between the lines, brought to life a new thought for the mistresses’ sign’s. The joey wanted all the roo’s at the zoo to fuck the fuck off, because they were crowding him so much he could barely get a cough.

            The story the joey knew about a dark carnival, was all just some little lady’s nightmare, and it was all but abominable. He wanted this mistress to help him understand, that somehow all things can go __[faygo!]__, even the unplanned. But that was the catch, which way do they go. If I chose one path the joey thought he’d hear no, then what happens to the path unchosen, will I travel faster than the speed of light or will time remain frozen. One’s said to lead you straight into a pit, the one pit of Hell, you have to admit. The second path leads to a place known as Shangri-La, or maybe it was a young woman named Kayla-Ra? What happens when you choose the paths less traveled, or the ones yet to be made? If you get to the end, is there a way you can trade? That’s up to the Wraith, he can fake to take or forgive to let live. It’s up to you and what you do, so do as you please but remember, like the joey, to appease.

            He looked up into the night sky where he howled at the moon. He thought it was funny when he heard the cry of a loon. “They sound so sad, but what happened so soon”? His never ending cycle of questions made him a maroon. Was he talking to someone, or maybe asking them what they think. He thought he caught a glimpse of this shining gypsy mistress, and couldn’t even blink. There was defiantly something that had to be done, something this joey couldn’t tell no one. Not a soul, old or new, no not one in his zoo, especially a roo. Signs pointed nowhere, as he strayed from the path, just to get one second with this mistress of wrath.

            He paved his own way through hell’s pit, remembering the wolves and dealing with it. Using whatever he could find, to move through Shangri-La, trying desperately to leave not one soul left behind, like this mistress Kay-La. He hesitated, then with a sigh, he looked up at the moon and heard the wolf cry. Why, oh why, he seemed to care less, that he was a mongrel and just had to confess. His difference grew and from that he knew, that the dark carnival will last forever, and he was always a mongrel, never a roo. He wanted to find the one lady that wrote that book, so he could tell her about which path he took. On his journey he finally found this lady mistress, and didn’t like the fact that she was actually his baby in distress. There was only one thing she wanted the joey to know how to do. He had to grow the fuck up and fight back, for all of you. So the whole time this mistress in distress was no girl or lady, she was nothing more than a little female baby, a baby that just needed help learning how to grow, so joey is not a dog, Hel no! He’s a full grown kangaroo, but still a “mongrel”, so you knew, “South-West” lovers, voodoo.. Booga! Boogie woogie WOO!

I guess what they say about that “joey’s” true. Back yard wrestling just ain’t for, who? There’s not just one average Joe, Hel knows, there’s two, of the Insane Clown Posse, I.C.P., Psychopathic Records, or just the little one you all wish to see! It’s me, it’s me! I’m not just a Bay bee.. I help, The psychopathic rydaz from outter space, the dark lotus pod, Baby, IN YO FACE! Woop, Woop! WOO! WOO! Joe and Joey are the Kangaroo! A.B.K.’s the Killa, and Edé is, how do you do!?

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