#R2-D2 and C-3PO Return to Sesame Street

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R2-D2 in love with a fire hydrant Sesame Street, "R2-D2 and C-3PO Return to Sesame Street"

[winntir]

Okay, @supersaiyanjedi14

This is based on what I've seen, what I like, and how I think it should've been. And I won't consider something I'm indifferent towards.

Tales of the Jedi

Knights of the Old Republic

- Nonbinary Revan

- Juhani romance

- Zayne Carrick

Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

Vanilla SWTOR

- I don't know who Bastila shacked up with to be the ancestor of Satele Shan. Maybe Carth.

- Darth Imperious

- Vette is Mission's descendant

Darth Maul comic

The Phantom Menace

- Quinlan Vos was on Tatooine to track down Aurra Sing to confirm the events of the Darth Maul comic

Republic Comics

- Obsession never happened, but Asajj did scar Anakin.

Attack of the Clones

- Eeth Koth dies in the gunship next to Mace Windu.

Republic Commandos

The Clone Wars

- Grievous Intrigue is about Agen Kolar, not Eeth Koth.

- The Mon Cala arc never happened.

Clone Wars 2003

Revenge of the Sith

- Padmé lives, but Vader doesn’t know.

Solo

- The entire thing is Han's autobiography.

Padme is a Fulcrum

Rebels

Rogue One

- The cast lives.

Phineas & Ferb: Star Wars

- Doofenschirmtz has an overly complicated backstory explaining how he can have Sith training, a Twi’lek daughter, and be a designer on the Death Star.

- Platypuses are canon. They are inherently teal, but who knows if they're as intelligent as Perry?

A New Hope

- Han shot first.

- That conversation with Jabba never happens.

- Every scene with Biggs is canon.

Doctor Aphra

The Muppet Show

- Gonzo the Great fell into a portal and kidnapped Chewbacca to get Luke Skywalker's tailor. Luke, C-3PO and R2-D2 followed and found a Luke-a-like named Mark Hamill, whom they termed a cousin to cope. They don't have a coherent theory as to how the movies exist.

Sesame Street

- During the search for Chewbacca, C-3PO and R2-D2 end up in Sesame Street. During which, R2 falls in love with a fire hydrant.

The Empire Strikes Back

- Dagobah's gravity is slightly different from most other planets, so the timeline's even wonkier.

Return of the Jedi

- Lapti Nek and Jedi Rocks are both songs with Max Rebo's band, but they sang Jedi Rocks just before Leeloo was fed to the rancor.

- They played Victory Celebration after the Battle of Endor, not Yub Nub.

- Vader lives happily ever after with Padmé as he attends physical therapy.

Mara Jade

The Mandalorian

- The Book of Boba Fett is conditionally canon.

- Paz Viszla survived his encounter with the Praetorian Guard; he was just heavily wounded. To celebrate, he went to Spain.

Jedi Outcast

Legacy

Hey, do you wanna see my Star Wars canon?

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Sesame Street, "R2-D2 and C-3PO Return to Sesame Street"

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Sesame Street, “R2-D2 and C-3PO Return to Sesame Street”

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Sesame Street, “R2-D2 and C-3PO Return to Sesame Street”