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A business that doesn’t track behavior will be surprised when it collapses. TDZ Pro pays attention.
#VideoAnalytics#TDZPro#RemoteSignals#PerformanceData#RemoteStability#BusinessWarningSigns#MetricsMatter
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I just published Ashkan Rajaee Is Quietly Reshaping Remote Living With NODE’s Human-Centered Communities
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Don’t tell my mom, but I’m still drawing some werewolf tiddies for The Wolfman (2010) anniversary tomorrow, and you can see them for $1 on my Patreon
#the wolf man#wolfman#the wolfman#the wolfman 2010#benicio del toro#first time drawing something with even the remotest amount of spice#despite the thumbnail this is mild salsa levels of spice at best#werewolf#werewolves#universal monsters#lawrence talbot#Larry talbot#my art
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I still would let you kill me if it got you off daddy. Your cum is so much more important than my air or my life or keeping my tummy flat 💗💗
That’s why she’s my favorite.
Other girls cunts that want my attention so often focus on what I’m going to do to - and for - them. Training them, edging them, denying them, spending hours and hours and thousands of words to turn them from nervous girls into drippy dummies, begging me to put them into subspace or to break them - but not her.
My favorite just wants me to cum.
She wants me to make me feel good, regardless of if that means she’s limping the next day - or crawling, or immobile, or bruised, or bred. She knows what gives her purpose, and wants to exist just for me - and that’s why she’s my favorite, my darling doll.
#isfresponds#daddy's good girl#girlbreaking#all you other cunts need to pay attention and up your game if you want the remotest chance of competing with her#asks asks asks
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in OTHER news I just started watching ATLA for the first time ever. I have somehow managed to avoid most spoilers for the better part of (checks google) 20 years. such that I thought a pair of siblings were a couple this whole time. so this is gonna be fun !!
#i'm taking it slow and if ANY of you spoil even the REMOTEST detail for me i will punch you into the sun#wanna enjoy it at a good steady pace#i have had atla blacklisted on tumblr for almost the whole time i've been on tumblr#that's how committed I was to I Will Watch It Eventually. and now I am at last!!#atla#may 2024
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thing is with the remaining whumptobers is that i either have to rewatch ofmd s02e01-03 or i have to rewatch [indeterminate amount of] TL, so either way i have to rewatch something and that makes it all seem like more work than any of it actually is which makes me not want to do it. :/
#jack facts#writing process#also TL fics get VASTLY more feedback/active engagement than... actually literally any other fandom i've ever been in#so i really WANT to make more stuff for TL but i don't have as many ideas because the source material isn't as compellinggggg#torments and agonies#really i should do a full ofmd rewatch (minus 2x7 and 2x8 lol) before the month is out so i don't have to pay max again#but the literal instant something has even the remotest amount of SHOULD to it....... don wannu :(
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It's raining in LA -- a drizzle, by my East Coast standards. A drizzle when we were promised a deluge, those fucking liars!
I complained to my husband, who told me the worst was yet to come.
"It's a tropical storm the size of Arizona," he reassured me.
Long pause.
"You don't know how big Arizona is, do you?"
"Big?" I guessed.
"Ha! No, it's actually super tiny."
"I don't believe you! Arizona is big!"
"It's smaller than Rhode Island."
"No! Rhode Island is the smallest state!"
"Second smallest."
"Really?"
"After Arizona."
I threw my hands up and left him to cackle to himself.
He just texted me this CLEARLY DOCTORED picture:

#my total ignorance of the geography of the united states is a running joke in our relationship#my husband never let me forget that the first time we visited LA I thought it would be totally possible to nip up to San Francisco for lunc#which TO BE CLEAR would have been TOTALLY REASONABLE were California a NORMAL SIZE#other greatest hits include mixing up Malibu and Miami (“so we can't go to SF for lunch but we can go to FLORIDA??”)#also Oregon and Ohio#I genuinely believed Hawaii was like...right off the coast of CA#turns out it's the remotest location in the world but HOW WAS I TO KNOW#oh and I thought we were neighbors with Texas#growing up in New York City is a congenital geographic disability tbh
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Growing up, my brother and I deeply dreaded going shoe shopping. It took hours, especially if it was for winter boots. My dad would examine the stitching, the brand reliability, the temperature recommendations, every piece of information he could get his hands on, and then when he'd finally found the right brand, it was on to making absolutely dead sure they fit properly - he had a particular way of poking the toe of the boot to ensure our foot was where it was supposed to be that always drove me nuts. This was always on a weekend, and it was about the worst punishment we could imagine.
Years later, I found out that he'd spent his entire childhood on the Canadian prairies with cold feet. My grandmother just bought whatever boots looked like the best value, regardless of whether they'd keep anyone warm. They'd kept him from frostbite, probably, but never, ever comfortable.
The reason my grandmother never had a thought about this was because she was buying her kids real boots. There was a sort of magical quality about real, purpose-made boots that meant that of course they'd work, because when she was growing up on the Canadian prairies, they had the kind of no money that meant you just stuffed some newspaper into your shoes and soldiered on.
The last pair of winter boots my dad bought for me was 15 years ago, in preparation for a three-month stint living in northern Quebec in midwinter. They cost $200 then, or something like it. I've worn them every year since, driving out to the remotest locations on the Canadian prairies and never once thinking about my feet.
When I read the Vimes Boots Theory for the first time, it rang a bell that reverberated back three generations.
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I should send loa 1962 memes to my cousin but not ones that are obvious loa 1962. see if I can convince them to watch it by saying the memes are from a doomed yaoi
#but also that cousin was. kinda caught in the crossfire when my great-uncle and I were having a conversation about t. e. over the table#at tea in december so they might immediately catch on#also like. everyone and their mother that has the remotest connection to the family knows about my obsession because my m*ther#loves saying 'yes [deadname] has autism and is obsessed with loa' to literally anyone. who I don't think asked#I feel like she is trying to bully me into developing a sense of shame but unfortunately for her I do not have one
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Never get your hopes up for anything. Never get even close to cautious optimism or in the ballpark of considering to get your hopes up for something. It will always, always make things worse when the inevitable rejection or failure comes.
There will always be somebody better. You will never be anyone's first choice. Why do you even keep trying anymore? It's sort of pointless, you know how this goes, silence and then rejection (even if it's done in the best way possible).
Just accept you're going to be stuck where you are forever. Settle. It sucks, but whatever, right?
#this is about yet another job rejection#i am so. so tired of putting in applications#of getting rejections#of getting interviews and feeling like maybe this time it'll work and you made it to the next stage so maybe#only for the rejection email or call#I don't know why I'm even trying anymore.#I'm in a struggling field with few full time jobs and Im never gonna get out of front facing customer service library work#I'm stuck. I should just accept it. and idk. start drinking or something.#if I had even the remotest idea of what else I could do or want to try to do#but there's nothing. I have no idea.#so. here we are.#as Squidward once said#we do this for thirty years and then we die#so at least there's that.t#anyway no writing is happening today either I guess. Like it matters. who gives a shit.#I mean really who gives a shit about anything I do or say or anything. who cares.#... anyway I'm gonna go back to work and stay off the Internet for a while I think.
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there should probably at minimum be a moratorium, in the form of at least the sort of mockery earned by Dudes Being Wrong About Female Anatomy, on thin people who have always been thin saying a peep about weight loss, especially ease thereof
#like seriously I'm pretty sure that unless you have actually done the literal body thing you're yapping about you should be mocked#just body stuff or that's the only hill I'd die on I think#obviously this bleeds over into behavioral etc sometimes but I don't think it's as ironclad once you leave literally physicality#just like. how do you as a permathin think you have THE REMOTEST CLUE about what effects X or Y has or has not#like you're here on Al Gore's internet you definitely have seen the (reams of!) evidence of all kinds that there is no 'just X' here#how... like what are the mental gymnastics to totally ignore that#when neither you nor I am going to bet almost literally anyone you know has personal experience to the contrary?#sorry the tweeps are just being real stupid again#and I really do think the 'look at this clueless idiot' response is the right one#(also I do admit to being fascinated by the I have no clue how legit more environmental theories of change#and this persistent clearly wrong moral virtue individual idiocy gets so much in the way of that#no matter how you interpret 'environmental' there)
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Wow, really, Tony Stans like @kahuna-burger love to ignore and twist well known facts in order to try to excuse Tony's homicidal impulses. Why am I not surprised… I'll add my two cents to disprove this preposterous lie.
That he had carried out dozens of missions for Hydra that would have required the ability to plan and adapt over the years.
TOTALLY OUT OF CONTEXT. All the orders HYDRA forced Bucky's body to fulfill under mind control (yes, Bucky's body, because HYDRA literally fried his brain over and over again until there was nothing left of what made him himself) were simple missions, assassinations and only one confirmed extraction mission, tasks that did NOT require complex reasoning, such as infiltration, espionage, ect, as Clint did under Loki's control, serving as an advisor to him to accomplish his plans. And btw that has NEVER been proof to say that Clint was in control of his actions. And literally Tony NEVER held him accountable for that.
It's literally canon that Bucky has irreparable brain damage due to decades of ETC, and that's why the missions he was assigned were relatively simple and did NOT require any kind of deep thinking.
The Winter Soldier couldn't even reason out Pierce's sarcastic question about whether he wanted milk, much less is he going to be able to plan military strategies that require complex reasoning, like Clint did for Loki.
That he apparently had the ability NOT to follow orders if it was important enough to him.
FALSE. That as the Winter Soldier, Bucky did NOT have the remotest control over his actions is an undeniable fact that Tony and literally everyone knew. That has been made clear in a plethora of canon books.


Literally the only time the Winter Soldier didn't follow an order was when thanks to Steve, he retrieved a small fragment of his memories which gave him back his autonomy for the first time in 70 years. For it is only an outside emotional stimulus from his past life that could help him to bring a glimpse of his memories to the surface, that is, a part of himself as a person to the surface and as a consequence he could regain his agency. And literally the only outside stimulus from his past life he had left was Steve, so before him, Bucky had no outside help of any kind that could stimulate the recovery of his memories and thus regain his autonomy, redundancy notwithstanding.
That he used lethal force on law enforcement and random civilians in defense of his own freedom before Zemo showed up.
FALSE. you mean the tactical team who were committing a crime by following the order to shoot on sight, which is literally illegal as it is a direct violation of human rights, and who were also negligent in skipping the rule of using a verbal warning for Bucky to surrender to authority before they used lethal force? It is the tactical team who were negligently using deadly force. Bucky only acted in self-defense with non-lethal force. And it's non-lethal because there was literally not a single casualty of the agents who were sent to mercilessly kill him. Literally the Marvel site confirms that Bucky kept his promise not to kill anyone.
Getting hit by a brick could prove deadly in real life, but this is fiction, and if the plot says that a normal person can survive a nuclear blast, then they does. So NO, Bucky did not use lethal force, otherwise there would have been confirmed casualties and this is literally NOT the case.
That when they met in Siberia he was holding a gun on Tony right up until he decided that a known superhero wasn't gonna like, hold him legally responsible for his actions or anything crazy like that.
FALSE AND LACKING CONTEXT. Bucky raised his gun as well as Steve the shield thinking they were going to face Zemo and the other Winter Soldiers. They stood guard after Tony came in, for as @legalandnotease said, the last Bucky heard from Tony is that he wanted to arrest them and most likely allow T'Challa to kill him. Bucky doesn't know and hasn't worked with Tony enough to know if he's trustworthy or not, so of course he's only going to go by Steve's opinion as to whether Tony is on their side or not.
And by the way, despite having his gun raised, Bucky was NOT pointing it at Tony's head, in fact, he was pointing it a considerable distance above his head. It is enough to draw a straight line from the barrel to know where it is pointing.
Bucky is in effect, a victim of mind control, having his identity, his memory, his agency and his literal ability to control his actions, and always acting against his will. This is literally what we have seen since CA:TWS on. And literally the production confirmed it in several of their canonical books more than once.
This is NOT woobification, it is defending from disgusting victim-blaming a victim who was stripped of his agency for 70 years and who unlike any other victim of mind control, is the only one who has been held accountable for what this situation.
To woobify is to try to excuse the homicidal impulses of someone who knows perfectly well that under mind control, no one is responsible for his actions. Tony committed attempted murder. He literally committed a crime for which he should have faced charges. He acted out of vengeance and malice to want to hurt Steve by hurting Bucky. And no matter from what moral or legal perspective you want to view this low and less than honorable act, there is NO justification for it.
I always see Anti-Team Cap and Pro-Tony discuss how Tony attacking Bucky and Steve was justified and made sense, and yes, I totally agree with them, and regardless of the fact that Tony attacked Steve first because Steve was the one who lied and betrayed him, there is one thing that I haven’t seen be discussed much.
And it’s this scene right here:
Look at Tony’s face. Look at the shock and fear.
Bucky had no way of knowing that Tony could have protected himself, and he aimed right at Tony’s head. Look at the proximity of the weapon to Tony’s face. He could’ve blown his mind clear off if Tony wasn’t fast enough.
Tony had absolutely no way of knowing that Bucky “had changed” when literally just what? Days? Hours? Moments? ago, he could’ve died at Bucky’s hands.
That’s all I have to say.
#tony stan brain rot is real#it is truly disturbing that there are still people who try to justify the murder of an innocent person#and it turns out that it is the victim himself who is responsible for this#THIS IS CALLED VICTIM-BLAMING#AND IT IS NOT RIGHT IN THE REMOTEST SENSE#Bucky is the real victim here#not Tony#he is the aggressor#anti tony stans#anti tony stark#anti victim-blaming
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Is wishing I was born in an earlier time period so that I'd be at the end of my life already by now (or perhaps already dead) a weird new form of suicidal ideation?
#it's just that the past seems so much better than the future...#or alternatively: i wish i was a tree growing in the remotest forest in the rocky mountains#wear i could look down on a beautiful glacier lake all day#and also not be a human who is alive#*where#jesus christ I'm tired
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"you are bound by unforgiveness. If you were not, you would be interceding for your brother to be set free and come fully to the cross of Jesus"
because I said I wanted nothing to do with that man even remotely on the peripheral of my life and that I could not have her in it with him, especially with her actively hiding, once more, what is done when it comes to him
#mir posting#puking throwing up not even screaming crying#whether i've interceded. whether i've forgiven. even if i never had the REMOTEST gut churn of disgust about it. i still wouldnt#want him anywhere near my life. let alone have him affecting any part of it or any of my relationships.#and by the way. i have. interceded#you are either AT the cross or you are not. you can't be “half” anything
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Ernest Lefébure. ‘Embroidery and Lace: Their Manufacture and History from the Remotest Antiquity to the Present Day.’ London: Grevel, 1888.
Cover art by May Morris.
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You offended a high ranking noble and got reassigned to the remotest location possible. Two years later and this 'banishment assignment' has resulted in you becoming fabulously wealthy.
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