#Restraining order

[paultoyourjohn]

why is it that I can’t talk about how beautiful paul mccartney is without either getting side-eyed or someone going “who?” like mf ITS PAUL MCCARTNEY THE TWINK WHO, IDK??? HELPED PIONEER ROCK AND ROLL????? he’s just so pretty he’s just so pretty

[creepst-crypt]

http://thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com

Toby Determined

[panic-flavored]

gerald in the mer au. "YOU HAD MY GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WITH A FISH?!"

THAT OLD MAN IS NOT ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR THOSE BABIES LMAO

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Prince & Princess of Wales Signet Rings

"I try to keep it simple on my blog and let the beauty in as much as possible. Remember, bad doesn't last forever. Everything comes to an end eventually." @ladydianaphotos

Our resident Princess Diana sleuth, @ladydianaphotos has just uncovered: Charles & Diana on their honeymoon & a clear photograph of Princess Diana's left hand. This is one of two (2) photographs researched by @ladydianaphotos that shows the lovely Princess Diana wearing the gifted signet ring (on her left pinky finger) gifted to her by fiance, Charles, on the eve of their wedding.

@ladydianaphotos also shared this clipping from author Andrew Morton:

"He sent me a very nice signet ring the night before to Clarence House, with the Prince of Wales feathers on and a very nice card..."

A shout out of gratitude to @anonnnnnn who uncovered the motivation behind MeMe's pinky ring: she exchanged her blood diamond w/a signet ring to mimic (Diana) Harry's deceased mother.

Why it matters:

Beyond the obvious, (Meghan Markle is a lunatic grifter, thief, weirdo & stalker) @ladydianaphotos and I both searched for photos of Diana's signet ring and guess who religiously popped into our feed🙄: the kween of SEO. She thinks promoting herself online using all things The British Royal Family is a smart PR strategy. Little does she know it will lead to her undoing.

For example, here's one of her 2024 online PR articles (her name is 1st) linking that tacky pinky blood diamond ring to the late Princess Diana: "Style icons such as Meghan Markle🙄, Rihanna, Bella Hadid, Blake Lively, Sarah Jessica Parker, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Princess Diana have all rocked the pinky ring, find yours here."

As previously discussed, MM is unable to spoil or overshadow BRF special events but she can use them for Search Engine Optimization therefore hoping to remain inextricably LINKED to this iconic family. That's the reason she:

performs pap walks and drops "newsie" headlines on BRF birthdays and special occasions

uses copy & paste images of Princess Catherine & Princess Charlotte to advertise her latest megflop

wears ill fitting clothing to match Princess Diana & Princess Catherine

worked w/cry baby Harriman to mimic iconic UK photos of Wills ♡ Kate

is DESPERATELY forcing print media to use the prince & princess titles (along w/QE's stolen name) for their invisibles

mimics all things Princess Catherine

mimics all things Princess Diana

Meghan Markle, The cheap Knock Off Duchess

Her obsession with Tracey & Trevor Engleson is an entirely different bunny boiler matter...😬

[lilarylrosie]

Harley googling how to get rid of us 🤭

I could see him being a reddior, and/or twitter user.

[circusk]

does anyone remember when jorgen married a pixie??? thought it was silly so i doodled it

[liamortnx]

can i,, possibly ,, have the image you put as your header? i laughed so hard seeing it and i need my friends to see it too

yeah heh... heres my header, finally released into the wild ... how unfortunate

[defensive-tactics]

Get the restraining order if you need one. But don't rely on it to protect you.

[yesterdays-xkcd]

On Mondays I go running, so you'll have to get up early and follow along a parallel street. What fun!

Restraining Order [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball and Ponytail stand facing one another. Both hold sheets of paper. Cueball holds a restraining order, while Ponytail holds a map with two concentric circles drawn on it.] Not content with normal restraining orders, my ex got creative. Cueball: Wait... I can't get closer than 500 yards of you... or more than 600 yards away? Ponytail: You'll have to move somewhere within this ring.

[fretbored34]

Me when I receive a restraining order against him

[timblrdrake]

You're so cute. I wanna just imobilise you and put you on my shelf like a stuffed toy.

THIS IS SO CONCERNING thank you!

[hate5sixofficial]

Restraining Order 2025-03-22 Lithuanian Music Hall Philadelphia, PA

[roninkairi]

So...here is something interesting...

When you type in his name:

Ok, maybe I should have said "troubling" and "deeply disturbing" instead.

[thugguzzler]

THIS like one of them sexy slow burn type that conveniently come with pre-filled restraining order paperwork.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

If you're curious about Narcle's interest in "puff sleeves," scroll through the @ladydianaphotos blog. Here's a sample:

2025 Bonus: "Zara Tindall's Royal Ascot Puff Sleeves"

[byk23]

Hannibal is such a simp for Will !! How does Will handle him 🤭