#SACRED ORB WAS PRACTICALLY A FUCKING GIVEN

[ultradiqueer]

i might actually go fucking mental <- had a fucking Beautiful tainted lost run. godhead + mutant spider + like 3 tear rate + rubber cement + AN R-KEY that was used to restart the run from mega satan. had a blank card for reusable holy cards. got a ragmega fight on like caves 2. had a holy mantle and was going to like 1-shot him but FUCKING SOMEHOW. IN DEFIANCE OF THE GAME ITSELF. I GOT TWO-HIT WITHIN THE FIRST LIKE 3 FRAMES OF THE FIGHT AND IMMEDIATELY DIED

[c0gwizard-v2]

I'd love to hear your babyshower headcanons, along with PANTHERA. They listening to some Pantera? Got a pet cat?

Ah yes, the Ogdobekh babyshower tradition headcanons:

-          They’re literally showing you a baby after its birth. This sacred ritual supposed to make baby’s fragile life stronger as witnessing crowd (presumably of relatives and family members) with the united heka confirms that baby is alive and well, thus this cannot be changed in the nearest future

-          After that ceremony starts “the washing”. All the guests that gathered at the baby shower party receive a special herbal drink (alcohol and non-alcohol versions available) that will give them the meanest hangover next morning. It is believed that this special brew means to wash some portion of disease and misfortune from the baby’s fate, making them healthier and luckier. And to defeat washed illness for it to never return back to the child, you need to chug this mean drink down and overcome your hangover the next morning

-          It will hurt. Badly. Even after the non-alcohol version of that brew. It is also believed that you experience a part of mother’s suffering through that hurting ordeal, and thus her next labor would be less painful

-          The more necrontyr drinking at the gathering – the more health the baby will receive. So it’s a common practice to invite as many guests as possible to such an event and provide them with drink and food. Guests from other dynasties are welcomed as well.

-          In case if someone cannot make it in time to the party, celebrating family ships a batch of herbal drink to that guests and they sorta drink it while facetiming with the rest of the party

-          It is believed that closest family members should suffer through hangover without any helping medicine, so all the bad things from child’s fate would be destroyed for sure

-          Honored guests and non-relatives always provided with medicine that will clear out all hangover symptoms, so they are free to leave hosting family the next day if they are feeling so

And I have 17k WIP about Zultanekh taking Djoseras with him to the babyshower of his closest friend. And Djoseras decided that Unnas didn’t raised a quitter so he will suffer through the sacred hangover too (F to the chat for the fool), along with Zultanekh (he was relatively ok)

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PANTHERA. That was the name of the blade.  Quick summary of the wip:

Cryptek Dagon invited Zandrekh to the presentation of his new recent creation - Panthera blade that cuts off resurrection binders of one single necron that responds to the nearest resurrection orbs and forges. Making certain target very much mortal without disruption of the resurrection forges. 

Zandrekh disapproves of the Pantera blade (for him the principle of its work was explained a bit differently, given his quirks) and asked Dagon to destroy that soul-damaging thing till anyone found out about it.

But it’s too late and they’re under the fucking attack. Sabotage!

So Obyron and Zandrekh keep a defense around their cryptek's laboratory while he destroys his creation. With a competent alignment of his forces and super smart strategies Zandrekh cleans out Dagon’s lab. 

And in the final battle Obyron fights with the last strong opponent and decides to show off a bit for his nemesor. With the afterimage of his scythe while swinging and making sick combos he writes glyphs that reads from above like “I Love You”, before the last swing cuts off the head of the enemy.

Oh and this sabotage infiltration and sick battle choreography with Obyron (2:59) was hallucinated while listening to “Panthera” by Jo Blankenburg. Check that track out!