#SCHLUTT

[benzendrine-nosebleed]

My main goal in life is to write an entire novel length fanfic based on the Character AI Chat I had with a Schlatt Bot, and then make millions 😎 maybe like a 50 Shades of Schlatt deal 😛

[mndvx]

matthiasschweighoefer Zu Weihnachten gab's von meinen Liebsten weder Strümpfe noch Seife, dafür aber ein Paar Slips von @calvinklein und ne Kamera, die nicht schärfer stellen wollte ... Was gab es bei euch? PS: Keine Werbung, sondern einfach Weihnachtsgeschenke

[dare-g]

Otto; or, Up with Dead People (2008)

[popandfilms]

Marcel Schlutt & Mike Sale in movie "Locked up" by Jörg Andreas (Gefangen)

[exactlymaximumgarden]

117 w/schlatt! 🩵

117. interrupt - the garden (link to req info here)

ted's vision might not be 20/20, but his hindsight sure is. and now, as he sits between you and schlatt on the chuckle sammy set, he realizes that maybe letting you be this week's guest wasn't the best idea.

it's not any fault of your own, of course. schlatt had been the one to propose the idea in the first place. the two of you had been dating for quite some time now but only recently decided to hard launch considering you both valued your privacy. and so, in light of the launch, schlatt had eagerly asked ted if he could invite you on the podcast's upcoming episode.

"c'mon, ted!" he'd so desperately pleaded. "the viewers are gonna want us to talk about it eventually. (y/n) would make a great guest, too. y'know that!"

it's true. you and ted have been longtime friends due to schlatt introducing you two. the chemistry is all-around great, so naturally he had no qualms with you coming on the podcast. that is, until now, as he watches you and schlatt lightheartedly bicker among each other.

"wait! just- don't speak."

"just let me speak!"

"you cut me off!"

"guys!" ted finally cuts in, his voice laced with an almost bewildered laugh. "may i remind you that literally all i asked was how you two met. you've been arguing over the smallest details for the last, fuckin'..." he briefly checks his watch. "seven minutes. this has been going on for seven minutes."

"yo! not my fault (y/n)'s memory sucks ass," schlatt retorts, an impish grin adorning his features.

"my memory sucks?" you gasp at your boyfriend, feigning offense as your jaw drops. "you've been telling the story all wrong this whole time!"

"maybe 'cause you've been interrupting me, toots. i get distracted!"

it's obvious this is all playful banter. still, ted waves a hand dismissively. "fuckin' christ, you two. forget i asked! how 'bout we revisit this question when you guys have a consistent narrative of how it happened, alright?"

"fine by me," schlatt responds slyly. he wiggles his brows at you. "that okay with you, doll?"

"perfect." you stick your tongue out at him.

ted is satisfied with this response. he's quick to redirect the conversation, spitting out a slew of topics at you. you're doing your best to keep up with him, but your train of thought is still continually disrupted by schlatt. however, this time, it's through the text notifications you see popping up from him on your lockscreen.

>> schlutt 💙: just fyi i totally would've kissed you to shut you up if we weren't recording rn >> schlutt 💙: thought you oughta know

from across the table, he can see your face heat up as you read the notifications. meanwhile, you're doing your best to discreetly type out your responses.

>> (y/n): thanks brah >> schlutt 💙: yo lock in >> schlutt 💙: i see you reading these u ain't slick >> (y/n): fuck u >> (y/n): u keep distracting me boy stfu >> (y/n): this is a setup >> schlutt 💙: ok >> (y/n): u are my #1 opp >> (y/n): hard left can i get that kiss later tho >> schlutt 💙: obviously

[cokoweee]

Wtf the schlutt Christmas album is real?!

[harvsboy]

cum schlutt

@asterjaxx

[thgegooberguy]

schlutt.

[trenchcrows]

loving the schlutt singing aria math thing going on on youtube at the moment very silly

[its-jschlatt-mate]

cannot believe "Schlutt" is running this blog

and?

[agendaculturaldelima]

   #ProyeccionDeVida

📣 CineClub Invisible. Orgullo y Diversidad, presenta:

🎬 “OTTO EL ZOMBIE” [Otto; or Up with Dead People] 🧟‍♂️

🔎 Género: Terror / Comedia / Drama / Erótico / Zombis / Homosexualidad / Cine dentro del Cine

⌛️ Duración: 98 minutos

✍️ Guión: Bruce La Bruce

🎼 Música: Mikael Karlsson

📷 Fotografía: James Carman

🗯 Argumento: Otto es un zombie neogótico sensible con problemas de identidad. Aunque en apariencia es un zombie más, lo cierto es que no es así. Pero todo cambia cuando casualmente descubre un cartel que anuncia audiciones para una película de zombies.

👥 Reparto: Jey Crisfar, Katharina Klewinghaus, Susanne Sachße y Marcel Schlutt.

📢 Dirección: Bruce La Bruce

© Productora: Jürgen Brüning Filmproduktion

🌎 Países: Canadá-Alemania

📅 Año: 2008

🔯 Bonus Track: “Invocación de Mi Demonio Guardián (Invocation of My Demon Brother)” (11´-Drama/Fantástico/Surrealismo/Cine Experimental-1969) Dirección: Kenneth Anger (Estados Unidos). Música: Mick Jagger. Sinopsis: Un concentrado mágico en forma de collage que representa un ritual en el que se invoca a Lucifer. Considerada como una de las más demoníacas películas de Anger, es también un ejemplo perfecto del trabajo de este cineasta, uno de los malditos de la contracultura norteamericana que trabaja en esta ocasión con Mick Jagger o Anton LaVey.👹

📽 Proyección:

📆 Viernes 27 de Junio

🕗 8:00pm.

🏘‍ Colmena Bar (av. Nicolás de Piérola 634 - Centro de Lima)

🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️ Ingreso libre

🍺Consumo Mínimo🥤

[popandfilms]

Film : LOCKED UP aka GEFANGEN aka SOUS LES VERROUS with Marcel Schlutt & Mike Sale. By Jörg Andreas.

My IG : https://www.instagram.com/popandfilms/

[exactlymaximumgarden]

schlutt 💙: yo lock in

schlutt 💙: i see you reading these u ain't slick

This was so funny, my friend would say this almost EXACTLY. I love that they're the friends that joke flirt, but the flirts real

HAHA ty anon i'm glad you thought that was funny 😭😭 i giggled while writing it ngl

[unclewileys-bahblog]

Level 2 Sleep Deprived Podcast subsystem.

note; interest indulging go brrrrrr

Name: Mikasacus, Mika, Mike, MikaSUS

Titles: N/A

Age: 24-28

Gender: Nonbinary, Genderload, Liminalcoric

Pronouns: They/them/theirs, Th*y/th*m/th*irs, It/its/itself, H*/h*m/h*s, Lim/liminal/liminalself, Eerie/eeries/eerieself

Sexuality: Bi-Gay, Demiromantic

Species: Human(-ish)

Ethnicity: Caucasian, Greek background

Source: Sleep Deprived Podcast

Roles: Hobbyist, Filterer

CisIDs: cisADHD, cisIntrovert, cisCanadian, cisGamer, cisPodcastHost

TransIDS: transOrangeBlood, transNeonBlood, transYellowEyes

Paraphiles: FictoMAP, Kodocon, Poképhilia

Other Labels: Radqueer, Com/Pro/Darkship, Red Fox therian

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

Name: Apandah, Panda, Pandy

Titles: N/A

Age: 22-26

Gender: Bigender, :3voidic,

Pronouns: She/her/hers, Voi/voids/voidself, He/him/his, :3/:3s/:3self, :]/:]s/:]self

Sexuality: Arospec, Demisexual, Bisexual, Heteroromantic

Species: Hybrid (Human, Panda)

Ethnicity: Mixed

Source: Sleep Deprived Podcast

Roles: Sleep soother, Verbal protector

CisIDs: cisNonHuman, cisIntrovert, cisADHD

TransIDS: transHotPinkBlood, transPurpleEyes, transColdBlooded, transPierced (tongue)

Paraphiles: Necrophilia, Fictophilia

Other Labels: Proship, Unicorn otherkin

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

Name: Aztrosist, Aztro

Titles: N/A

Age: 18-26

Gender: Transgender, Omnisdoth, Uncannygirl, Spiralen, Stargalactic, Darkmythic

Pronouns: She/her/hers, Shy/hyr/hyrs, Omi/ominous/ominousself, Star/stars/starself, Myth/mythical/mythicalself, Spi/spirals/spiralself, Creep/creepy/creepyself, Gala/galactic/galacticself

Sexuality: Lesbian, Panromantic

Species: Human

Ethnicity: Mixed

Source: Sleep Deprived Podcast

Roles: BPD holder, Femininity holder,

CisIDs: cisHuman, cisTransgender, cisBPD, cisADHD, cisAmbivert, cisMomFriend

TransIDS: transNPD, transGalaxyEyes, transStarPupils, transPinkBlood,

Paraphiles: Omarashi, Oviphilia

Other Labels: Rainbow Dash Fictionkin, Darkship

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

Name: Jschlatt, Schlatt, Schlutt, Schlagg

Titles: N/A

Age: 24-28

Gender: Male, Hornjewelryaesic, Pandemonic, Huntix, Bloodecorated, Lovegoreic, Gorrorslashxic, Demongoatic

Pronouns: It/its/itself, Dem/demons/demonself, Dev/devil/devilself, Gore/gores/goreself, Blood/bloods/bloodself, Hunt/hunter/hunterself, Pre/predator/predatorself, Ev/evil/evilself, Slash/slasher/slasherself, Axe/axes/axeself, Fang/fanged/fangedself

Sexuality: Bi-curious

Species: Hybrid (Human, Ram)

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Source: Sleep Deprived Podcast

Roles: Role rejector

CisIDs: cisNonHuman, cisBPD, cisNPD, cisIntrovert

TrisIDs: trisHarmful

TransIDS: transHateful, transNoEmpathy, transASPD

Paraphiles: Emapihtophilia, Haemotophilia, Consang

Other Labels: Darkship, Radqueer

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

art credit

- Mod Eddie

[icarusys-the-collective]

Hey, I'm Wil.

I'm a host of this DID system, I'm also a protector, gatekeeper, memory holder, prosecutor and persecutor (if you know what all those mean), but mainly the protector.

I run this show and if anyone misbehaves in the asks or comments I will be the one who deals with it more than likely.

Here's an introduction, an all-you-need-to-know about me.

This post will contain mentions of alcohol, smoking, and discontentment with family (specifically parents). No details given besides names.

The Self

[ ☾ ] Names: Wilbur Soot, William Gold Soot MC (will not respond to this)

[𖤓] Nicknames: Wil, Soot

[ ☾ ] Pronouns: He/him

[𖤓] Species: Demi-god of insanity and music

[ ☾ ] Height: 6'4"

[𖤓] Age: 26-32 (fluctuates)

[ ☾ ] Gender: Male

[𖤓] Partners: Schlutt

[ ☾ ] MBTI personality: ENTP

[𖤓] Favorite colours: Blue, yellow, brown, red, black, other neutrals

[ ☾ ] Favorite food: Burgers and noodles

[𖤓] Source media (if applicable): Youtube and DSMP

[𖤓] Likes/interests/hobbies: Tea, soda, tv, video games, people fawning over me, guitar, smoking, walks at night, singing, being hot, aesthetics, musicals, monster energy, wine, vodka, mixed drinks like mudshakes- bailey's stuff is p good.

[ ☾ ] Dislikes: Uhhh the only thing that comes to mind is Phil(za) and that requires some context; My source is partly DSMP, so I live with the family dynamic where Phil and Kristin are my mother and father, Tommy and Techno are my brothers, and Ranboo is the weird kid who lives in the backyard for some reason /hj. Phil was a bad father so I don't get along with him in the system and I don't like to watch CC!Philza's content or discuss him. I will not talk about what he did in my source memories, as it serves no good purpose for the internet to know about it. Also Tommy is annoying but he's ok, he gets brother privilege.

[𖤓] Other notes: Just because the family dynamic applies to me, doesn't mean it applies to them (Techno, etc in system). We have varying sources and stories.

Topics of Discussion

[ ☾ ] Source family: 🟡

[𖤓] Source relationships: 🟡

[ ☾ ] Genetics and biology: 🟢

[𖤓] Death/injury: 🟢

[ ☾ ] Gore: 🟢

[𖤓] Alter relationships: 🟢

Pictures