#SERIOUSLY. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING yakumo. u get in there and your white pants are sopping | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fisheito · 4 months ago

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opinions on eiden taking a shower in a public bathroom with bare feet i couldn't even enjoy the scene because i was so horrified eiden where are your shower slippers Jesus

you bring it up and i realise i had my suspending-disbelief-yaoi-immunity goggles on thru the whole scene believing that essence naturally acts as some sorta full-body magical shield against germs and disease 😅😅 i mean. how else are these mens gonna hoe out that severely and NOT get taken down by the most mundane sexually-or-platonically-transmitted infections

#feesh answer #i was too distracted with my horror at the clothing arrangement #mostly that yakumo was shirtless with pants on #LIKE. I'VE SEEN WHAT YOUR COMPATRIOTS ARE PACKING UNDER THEIR CLOTHES IN THIS EVENT.#WHO ARE YOU TO WALK AROUND IN BORINGASS SEX MAN ATTIRE?#INTO THE SHOWER NO LESS #EITHER GET NAKED OR SHOW OFF SOME IMPRACTICAL LINGERIE #YOU CAN'T BE IMPRACTICAL *AND* LINGIE-LESS #i give eiden a pass on this because i liked looking at him in his black turtleneck all scrunched up #completely arbitary pass. because it is also impractical to go clean yourself off in the shower while still wearing your shirt #these two combined make an entire wearable dry outfit!#SERIOUSLY. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING yakumo. u get in there and your white pants are sopping #you'll have to stay in the shower til it dries (impossible given the humid environment) or make a stealthy dash across campus without pants #eiden at least has some decorative garb to cover his chest if he can't wear his soggy shower turtleneck #but YAKUMO! YOU IDIOT! YOUR POSTNUT CLARITY GONNA HIT SO HARD AND YOU'LL DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT #FROM WET WHITE PANTS and it's not like you can borrow eiden's . fool.#anyway. yeah. magic essence germ shield is the only thing holding back the fungi right now #i wonder where those dark zone mushroom monsters came from? from weaker; less gay; less essence-juiced ppl who tried boinking in the shower #tracked that fungus into the air and it turned into an aggro spore juiced by dark essence and NOW look what we have to do #fight it with 5 stronger;gayer;more essence-juiced ppl who can ANTISEPTICALLY boink in the shower #unfair tbh. they get away with so much. they live in such a footfungofree world.#GAWD YAKUMO . I SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN #*points at his Eiden Cleaning Fixation* SHRIMP BEHAVIOUR #feast of roses #intimacy room spoilers

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