#SO IT COULD COME IN HANDY
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i have an insane need to write a remains of the day au for alhtred but that would automatically mean that alfred would have to be a butler and i don't know how seriously i could actually take that aspect
#i genuinely already wrote the whole outline and it's been sitting there for months now#BUT NOW I WANT TO MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR REAL AAAAAAAAA#especially since i'm going to give up on my modern au (i think i'm still not entirely sure or rather i'm in denial)#BUT I NEED THIS AU#and also hey once it's over i might pick the modern au again since in my mind that book was really important for the symbolism in there#and that's why i got alfred's mum to gift it to alfred#SO IT COULD COME IN HANDY#i'm convincing myself yes#alfred x uhtred
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sp watching kdj help yjh through the scenarios
#the official SpongeBob Instagram posted this clip today I had to#I could make so many of these#my excessive hours of watching SpongeBob as a child are finally coming in handy#orv#I think I’m so funny (I’m not)#joongdok#plotja#Yoo Joonghyuk#Kim Dokja#omniscient reader's viewpoint#omniscient reader#secretive plotter#orv kdj#orv yjh#orv spoilers#orv novel#kdj#yjh#orv shitpost#orv secretive plotter
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when you rather walk on stumbling tiptoes than not bury your face in your bf‘s shoulder
all credits go to the @ladyofleipa for that lovely change of perspectives in this beautiful moment
#kingdom come deliverance#kcd#kcd2#kcd2 spoilers#i guess#hansry#my gifs#stared at hans‘s legs way too long. and i know so did henry. if henry of skalitz wasn‘t a leg kisser before he will be now with hans.#but now in all seriousness how the hell do you all do that photomode during cutscenes thing?#it could come so in handy for some future fanvideos and i need it dearly :'(
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#FELT THAT GOOD GOOD VINDICATION HOARDING SCROLLS THE ENTIRE TIME FOR ONE (1) TO FINALLY COME IN HANDY HAHAHAHAHAHFHGD#This fight was absolutely bananas - I was so close to restarting it when everything looked bleak but I didn't and I'm so glad#because it made for a very dramatic story lol#Rambling incoming:#I split the party really bad bc I wasn't super clear on the AOE lightning attack so when the second one rolled around Gale was the only-#-one able to take cover in the building...but I don't think it even worked??#Lae'zel was down long before then but Wyll and Croissant were in death saves#Used all of Gale's movement AND misty step to get to Croissant but he still couldn't get close enough & had to throw a potion#I think I used a potion of speed then so Croissant could cast globe of invuln right away#(and it took 10min of looking through my inventory to even see I had something to do bc otherwise we would've died right there don't @ me)#But then we were STILL too far away from Ansur for 60' spells so I had to keep running them out of the globe - using a spell - and then-#-mISTY STEPPING BACK INTO IT BC WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MOVEMENT SPEED#it was rough but we made it#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#ansur quest#croissant adventures#tav#ansur#gale#gale dekarios#breadweave#gale x tav#YEAH WE'RE PUTTING IT IN THAT TAG#comics
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The Laytons take London!
#professor layton#Katrielle Layton#Hershel layton#I knew paying an absurd amount of shipping to get these from Japan would come in handy#so I could then have them cross another sea and they could have a hot girl summer in london#queue takumi defense squad
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also like speaking of college joe'marr....one of my favorite headcanons is like, yeah, ja'marr probably hero worshiped/had a big crush on the new hot older super talented QB....but i also think joe had a very inconvenient little crush on ja'marr
like joe said himself that thought of his time at LSU as a master's/internship type program but for football instead of any real school curriculum (lol). he had just spent 3 years at OSU /not/ playing football and it was all he wanted to do. now that he had this chance at LSU he was going to buckle up and take it as seriously as possible (he took all online classes and spent as much time as he could at the facility, living and breathing football as much as possible).
so like, he did NOT plan on getting distracted by the cute freshman with the million watt smile and easy warm nature. this kid who would try to joke with him but never try to talk with him without justin or terrace around. this kid with all this god-given talent but no clue how to actually watch film and improve from it. but hey! nothing always goes 100% to plan!
#but i mean look up college freshman baby ja'marr how could joe resist tbh??#and you know the chemistry didn't quite get there until the end of ja'marr's freshman year#the very important for the Lore fiesta bowl#(where ja'marr himself said it finally clicked for him and joe)#and then came the summer of 10000 catches!! where joe and the receivers spent all summer throwing together and going to the gym#and like they're finally getting to know each other. get slightly more comfortable with each other off the field as they thrive on the fiel#and maybe the crush isn't so inconvenient anymore because it actually comes very in handy that joe is always Aware of ja'marr#and where he is and what he's doing#is ja'marr aware that joe is always Staring at him??#well i have a HC for that as well actually lol#a very clear scene in my head of justin trying to talk to joe about something during practice#and then he realizes that joe is absolutely paying no attention to him#and instead is just watching a shirtless sweating in the louisiana heat ja'marr who's laughing with terrace across the field#and justin is like 'well. that's interesting' and messes with joe about it#and DEFINITELY brings it up to ja'marr later like 'yo i think joe wants in your pants bro'#and ja'marr thinks he's just fucking around#but DOES start to notice that yeah. joe's always staring#and he just has to add that in his 'stuff to figure out about joe's expressions' folder he has stored in his brain#ANYWAY this got long but i love thinking about college joe'marr#joe'marr#nfl rpf
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I got a government grant from a clean air project for turning in my '97 Corolla for a very hefty chunk of money off of a new (or new-ish) hybrid vehicle from an approved dealership, finally went to purchase my new car today with my dad, and ended up getting a 2025 Toyota Camry SE.
Sorry, Alastor, I think I'm with Vox on the front of technological advancement, ahaha. It's almost a 30 year jump in car technologies and I damn well feel like I've upgraded into the new century (or, well - millennium, technically)! This car does so many things and they all manage to feel like they are actually convenient rather than useless technology bloat. I think this is technically what Nietzsche meant when he said that to live is to suffer, LOL. Can't appreciate the good stuff if you haven't experienced the alternative! Also, y'know. My breaks lost pressure on me in the middle of a winding mountain road with no cell service last month, so. That was the sign to move on.
It's so wild to go from a car that's got a plain metal key, a phone charger operated through the cigarette lighter that only succeeds in making my phone lose charge more slowly, an AC system that would vibrate the whole dashboard alarmingly if it had to work too hard, and music that I played through a casette tape with bluetooth connectivity...to a car where I get in, put my phone down on the wireless charging pad, and watch the touchscreen automatically turn on with my Spotify and Google maps. Never again am I going to accidentally leave my headlights on and drain my car battery, LOL. Thanks, battery-attached jumper cables, you served me well. The car is so damn quiet and smooth, too.
Also, it's a very pretty car! I got it in white. Sorry, "windchill pearl."
Anyway, I'm just experiencing a delightful bit of awe and joy. Happy graduation and early birthday to me! <3
#personal#dear diary#my birthday's tomorrow on the 22nd so the timing on this was great#I was gonna get a corolla hybrid but we straight up could not find one in any of the grant-approved dealerships#and my dad convinced me to go for the camry instead and is helping me pay what the monthly payments are over my planned budget#for the next 3 years until I make attending physician money and can just pay the thing off posthaste#I'm also excited for dynamic cruise control instead of regular basic cruise control#and the safety features have already come in handy for pinging at me when a dude with a moped swerved into my blind spot#getting things squared away at the dealership took many hours so I had no energy to write today but man am I pleased as punch
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Delusional crashout (the sequel)
Friendship ended with "Bobby Nash accidentally buried alive due to lack of understanding of CCHF"
Now "Bobby Nash being experimented on in secret government lab" is my best friend
I've already seen a lot of people with good ideas to back this up, so here's my fandom contributions:
Chimney. You're telling me a character that hates running has suddenly taken up running, avoiding everyone he knows (including his pregnant wife) and being mysteriously absent for portions of the day? And he just so happens to be the character that a) received the only remaining vial of the cure for this virus, which the government wanted to use for experiments b) adopted the rat that also received the cure for this virus c) is beside himself with anger and frustration and talking about trying to find a third solution to a problem that seems impossible?? So obviously Chimney has been strong-armed by the government into helping perform the tests on Bobby/cure Bobby. That's why he keeps disappearing. That's why he can't talk to any of his loved ones, because it's killing him that he can't tell them the truth about what's going on.
Christology (again). So we all know the numerous references to Christ's death and resurrection that were in 8 x 15. Like, there were at least five already. When did Jesus famously rise from the dead? On the third day. What did Tim Minear specifically say in interviews that he wanted the timeline to be for grieving Bobby's death? Three episodes. Bobby cannot rise, cannot be revealed to the audience to be alive, until the third episode, for Bible reasons.
Also I would like to state for the record that that was not really Bobby's ghost. That was Athena imagining what Bobby would say to her. The real Bobby is a Catholic. He would never respond to "I know you" with "you knew me - past tense". My boy believes in the Communion of Saints! He believes in speaking to dead people through prayer! None of this you knew me past tense bullshit!! That's not the real Bobby my real Catholic boy is praying the rosary lying on a table in a government lab with his arms tied in the crucifix position you fucking idiots
#911#9-1-1#9 1 1#yes this does in fact mean that i got my husband to let me be part of his youtube family so i could watch the episode immediately this AM#yes i did in fact wake up early with no alarm to do this#yes i do in fact think that the whole b plot with the empty coffin was put in specifically to hint to us that he was still alive#cmon people athena grant saying miracles don't really happen?#bobby nash is going to show up in two episodes hell bent on convincing her of the power of god for her own salvation#he is going to defeat government security with the sheer force of his catholicism#and you CANNOT convince me otherwise#wow that theology degree finally coming in handy rofl
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I saw someone post about msm 2017 doc ock so I watched one episode with him in it and now I love him, he's such a dork /pos. Another variant to add to my pile of Ocks I adore :]
And Spider would literally love him too bc he's literally my her type /j
#Jokes aside they unironically would get along so well. Like Otto could yap forever and she'd happily listen and take notes on him & his work#Oh yeah btw Spider has a lil book she takes with her on missions and collects info on all the Ocks she fights just for fun#Not all the Ock's cooperate obvi but the ones who do get a page in her book with whatever info they share with her#(and she doodles them in it too!)#Miguel wouldn't stop her bc even tho he thinks it's odd the info can come in handy eventually#she's literally making a doc ock encyclopedia lol#Also I say “they'd get along” even tho I've only seen ONE of his episodes lmao#mayo mumbles#doc Ock#msm 2017#msm 2017 doc Ock
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visuals i made for a real actual paper i wrote for my sociology class that my professor will be reading
[image ids: the first image is a black and white drawing of Ingo and Emmet, from some time after Ingo disappeared. They both look neutrally forwards. Ingo is bedraggled per usual in Hisui, and Emmet looks tired. To either side of them are triangles emphasizing what shape their goatee is.
The second image is a photo of a salt and pepper shaker. The Submas Sideburns are drawn on top of them.
The third image is an edit of Shrek. He gestures at Donkey, saying, "submas fandom is like onions. submas fandom has layers, onions have layers... you get it? we both have layers."
The final image is an edit of the Marge potato meme. She holds Ingo and Emmet up, saying "I just think they're neat!" End id]
#lemon yemon#subway boss ingo#subway boss emmet#submas#fucking thrilled at how this paper came out#its about subcultures :) and how could i do anything but choose the submas fandom#im so sad i couldnt include more fanart in my visuals#(all credited ofc i cite my sources)#if i had more time to do it id have *such* a long section for symbols#just bc id give a bunch of examples for every symbol i mentioned#id also 100% do an analysis on ao3 fics so i could make a super fancy graphs that charts generally how popular the fandom was#at any specific point in time#so i can know with certainty if the fandom is growing or shrinking (which is a question i had to answer in the paper)#ofc it wouldnt be perfect bc sometimes people just have more or less time to write but yk still interesting !!#also i thought of saltmas like. a week ago. whodathunk itd come in handy for my sociology class
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Just in case you aren’t feeling ancient yet
“Jake and the Never Land Pirates” ended 7 years ago today.




















#Disney#disney Jr.#Disney junior#jake and the neverland pirates#jake and the never land pirates#Childhood#childhood shows#nostalgia.....#nostagia#The experience watching this show was my canon event - You could document the exact time my brain was rewired when I was watching this#As a kid#It was the first Disney show I ever watched and ironically was the first Disney Jr show to ever exist#Which low key got me into other Disney shows like Sofia the 1st#Handy Manny#and The Lion Guard#That lead to me also discovering many Disney movies that aired on the block#It also lead to my old Peter Pan hyperfixation that died out#Like butterfly effect is the most precise emotion that comes to mind when thinking about it#I also had the biggest crush on Peter Pan’s shadow when I was 8 so there’s that#It’s such an underrated show yet it doesn’t be because Disney Jr pretty much wouldn’t exist without it. It was the basically the big sister#of a lot of other Disney jr shows there#If Sofia the 1st and Wordgirl can get sudden bursts of popularity online so should Jake and the Never Land Pirates#I remember when the show aired its last episode but they didn’t announce it (bc the show was cancelled ahead of time)#and I deadass waited 2 whole years for new episodes to air only to find out it was cancelled#That was my second canon event#I still HATE the cliffhanger they ended the show on#We don’t talk about that…#We don’t talk about Season 4 either lol#I know this show was probably loooong forgotten but I really hope that Disney Jr decides to bring back re-runs of the show#because of how integral it was to its existence - I get that most of the kids who watched the show are adults but still would be really coo
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btw i love bushcraft but I am very much opposed to gender essentialist straight cis white male bullshit so please be assured any bushcraft stuff you see here is not a warning sign of any of that xD
#I’ve been into bushcraft for a long time bc as a kid I had fantasies of running away lol#and always knew I’d have to be able to survive on my own if i did that#so my fantasies involved knowing how to build my own shelters and forage my own food and stuff like that#and I still love it to this day it’s a nice form of escapism but also#if you have some bushcraft skills they could genuinely come in handy irl#if you’re ever in a situation where your car breaks down at night or you get lost hiking or things like that
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#idk thinking about camming#it’s such a saturated market but it also sounds fun#also thinking about (finally) becoming a phone sex operator bc like#baby needs money but also I’m super creative and I feel like my English degree could really come in handy here#lol handy#my partner’s cool w it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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for some reason i have to study some units on management and leadership for this exam, and it truly baffles me how some points are just like 'we recommend you be nice to your workers! i promise it ends up in more profit'. like a wise twitter user once said 'se tiene que morir pechá de gente'
#it actually scares me a bit that these units are included because the position wouldn't be for manager ??? also usually those positions are#not oposiciones just hand-picked so i didn't even thought of it as an option#the only thing that i could think of that might be why they are here is that the position is for archaeologist and i guess i'd had to lead#excavations ?? that's truly the only moment where i think these units would come in handy. and even so. i'd try to avoid it <3#i truly was not born to lead i would rather serve
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thinking about my 11 consecutive years of making ocs and it taking me until year 8 to make an undoubtedly and unmistakably romantic couple. and they were women, let's go lesbians 💥
#just me hi#yay kira+aura 💫💫💫#if for some reason you rember any of my older pairs just know they all had a 'well they could also just be besties. we just don't know [<-i#the author]' thing going on lmao#and let's also recall that it took me almost a full 2 years to fully give the thought of 'am i really#aromantic' the time of day. give it up for this guy Hjfhsjfhv#like Oh sure they're a couple but they're also just buddies! i wouldn't say romantic more like greatly affectionate/connected! :)#[<- this will come in handy later]#/anyway mostly just thinkin abt kira+aura hbfhsj#they're so neats.. my knickknacks 💫💫💫#//GOT HIT WITH THE ENERGY I"M GONNA. UHH#[stares off. seemingly solemn for a brief moment]#EAT. OKAY BYE HFJSF
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been really into ryoshu limbus company lately. i really like this playlist i made for her so hey
#limbus company#lcb#lcb ryoshu#ryoshu#lcb4#playlist#spotify playlist#i like unhinged songs so they really did come in handy for the purpose of this playlist#i could really use more though#so many ....... so many fire related songs .
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