#SO MALEWIFEEE

[obsessivecelestial]

WOOOOOAAAGG

HE S SO SMEGGSY I SNEEZED AND HURT MY RIBBS WHDVSJSH

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*throws this sketch at you and scampers away queerly*

EHEBEBEBHEHHEYE

@obsessivecelestial @eternal-soup

Come hither homos

[lesbianomori]

my wifi going down is the most homophobic thing to ever happen because my data shuts off in like 15 minutes but my qpp doesn’t go to bed for like a while longer. i need to talk to him or i’m gonna die

[chronic-claire-universe]

- MALEWIFEEE

choso is reserved, a little odd, and fiercely devoted. he's so protective, when it comes to those he loves — whether it be his brothers or you. to a stranger choso might seem a little cold and apathetic, but that's anything but true! he has so much love to give, and he cares for you so earnestly. when he's with you he's so soft, almost a little shy, eager to help you in any way he can; cooking for you, scaring off weirdos approaching you, and just generally watching over you fondly to make sure that you're happy. he sees you as someone precious, a treasured person that he has to protect and nurture. simply put, he’s very weak for you. and he's a big sap, too! but he's fairly good at hiding it. or... maybe not really. i feel like he'd deadass start crying if he saw you get along with his brothers. you and yuuji could literally just be playing smash bros together, and all of a sudden you hear sobbing in the background and the sound of photos being taken. for choso, seeing the people he loves most interact makes him happier than anything else in the world — it’s the small moments that truly matter to him, and it’s those he’ll remember fondly in the future, locked away safely in his heart.

who is your jujutsu kaisen boyfriend?

my pookie

yuuta is sweet, shy, and hopelessly devoted to his loved ones. his friends, his teacher... and, obviously, you! being by your side is everything he needs, all that he wants when the weight on his shoulders feels especially heavy, or when he can't seem to think clearly. yuuta is so goddamn lovesick for you. he's the perfect partner, really, always so attentive and considerate and soft. everything he does is with you in mind; he tends to you, thinks of you, wants to make sure that you’re never sad or hurt — the bare thought of it disgusts him. if there was some sort of cheat code that could ensure your eternal happiness, he’d use it without a second thought. life isn’t always kind, and he knows that. better than most, really. but it still hurts his heart to think about it, and that does nothing to ease the anxiety looming over him. he feels too terrified to even blink, sometimes, afraid to tear his gaze away from you even for even a second — because what if something happened to you while he did? he doesn’t know if he could take it, not again. but when he sees you smile, or laugh, or just exist peacefully, those dark thoughts stop. he remembers, once more, that it’s because of those terrible possibilities that he has to enjoy the present, enjoy you and your warmth while it’s still there. he’s an anxious, unsure, little bit awkward guy, but he’s very, very in love with you. you’re so radiant it blinds him, as bright as the sun, as lovely as the moon, as hopeful as the stars. to him, you are everything he loves about the world personified. i could go on and on, but at the end of the day, it’s as simple as this; yuuta is hopelessly in love with you.

[straykidsnerd255]

MALEWIFEEE

choso is reserved, a little odd, and fiercely devoted. he's so protective, when it comes to those he loves — whether it be his brothers or you. to a stranger choso might seem a little cold and apathetic, but that's anything but true! he has so much love to give, and he cares for you so earnestly. when he's with you he's so soft, almost a little shy, eager to help you in any way he can; cooking for you, scaring off weirdos approaching you, and just generally watching over you fondly to make sure that you're happy. he sees you as someone precious, a treasured person that he has to protect and nurture. simply put, he’s very weak for you. and he's a big sap, too! but he's fairly good at hiding it. or... maybe not really. i feel like he'd deadass start crying if he saw you get along with his brothers. you and yuuji could literally just be playing smash bros together, and all of a sudden you hear sobbing in the background and the sound of photos being taken. for choso, seeing the people he loves most interact makes him happier than anything else in the world — it’s the small moments that truly matter to him, and it’s those he’ll remember fondly in the future, locked away safely in his heart.

who is your jujutsu kaisen boyfriend?

my pookie

yuuta is sweet, shy, and hopelessly devoted to his loved ones. his friends, his teacher... and, obviously, you! being by your side is everything he needs, all that he wants when the weight on his shoulders feels especially heavy, or when he can't seem to think clearly. yuuta is so goddamn lovesick for you. he's the perfect partner, really, always so attentive and considerate and soft. everything he does is with you in mind; he tends to you, thinks of you, wants to make sure that you’re never sad or hurt — the bare thought of it disgusts him. if there was some sort of cheat code that could ensure your eternal happiness, he’d use it without a second thought. life isn’t always kind, and he knows that. better than most, really. but it still hurts his heart to think about it, and that does nothing to ease the anxiety looming over him. he feels too terrified to even blink, sometimes, afraid to tear his gaze away from you even for even a second — because what if something happened to you while he did? he doesn’t know if he could take it, not again. but when he sees you smile, or laugh, or just exist peacefully, those dark thoughts stop. he remembers, once more, that it’s because of those terrible possibilities that he has to enjoy the present, enjoy you and your warmth while it’s still there. he’s an anxious, unsure, little bit awkward guy, but he’s very, very in love with you. you’re so radiant it blinds him, as bright as the sun, as lovely as the moon, as hopeful as the stars. to him, you are everything he loves about the world personified. i could go on and on, but at the end of the day, it’s as simple as this; yuuta is hopelessly in love with you.

[n-agiz]

MALEWIFEEE

choso is reserved, a little odd, and fiercely devoted. he's so protective, when it comes to those he loves — whether it be his brothers or you. to a stranger choso might seem a little cold and apathetic, but that's anything but true! he has so much love to give, and he cares for you so earnestly. when he's with you he's so soft, almost a little shy, eager to help you in any way he can; cooking for you, scaring off weirdos approaching you, and just generally watching over you fondly to make sure that you're happy. he sees you as someone precious, a treasured person that he has to protect and nurture. simply put, he’s very weak for you. and he's a big sap, too! but he's fairly good at hiding it. or... maybe not really. i feel like he'd deadass start crying if he saw you get along with his brothers. you and yuuji could literally just be playing smash bros together, and all of a sudden you hear sobbing in the background and the sound of photos being taken. for choso, seeing the people he loves most interact makes him happier than anything else in the world — it’s the small moments that truly matter to him, and it’s those he’ll remember fondly in the future, locked away safely in his heart.

who is your jujutsu kaisen boyfriend?

my pookie

yuuta is sweet, shy, and hopelessly devoted to his loved ones. his friends, his teacher... and, obviously, you! being by your side is everything he needs, all that he wants when the weight on his shoulders feels especially heavy, or when he can't seem to think clearly. yuuta is so goddamn lovesick for you. he's the perfect partner, really, always so attentive and considerate and soft. everything he does is with you in mind; he tends to you, thinks of you, wants to make sure that you’re never sad or hurt — the bare thought of it disgusts him. if there was some sort of cheat code that could ensure your eternal happiness, he’d use it without a second thought. life isn’t always kind, and he knows that. better than most, really. but it still hurts his heart to think about it, and that does nothing to ease the anxiety looming over him. he feels too terrified to even blink, sometimes, afraid to tear his gaze away from you even for even a second — because what if something happened to you while he did? he doesn’t know if he could take it, not again. but when he sees you smile, or laugh, or just exist peacefully, those dark thoughts stop. he remembers, once more, that it’s because of those terrible possibilities that he has to enjoy the present, enjoy you and your warmth while it’s still there. he’s an anxious, unsure, little bit awkward guy, but he’s very, very in love with you. you’re so radiant it blinds him, as bright as the sun, as lovely as the moon, as hopeful as the stars. to him, you are everything he loves about the world personified. i could go on and on, but at the end of the day, it’s as simple as this; yuuta is hopelessly in love with you.