#SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

[anjelia3]

"I've had it! Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend."

[bagels-and-cream-cheese333]

being a normal gal and thinking how all normals gals do about how being trapped in a room after probably a day or two of torture, interrogated for probably hours on end, and then left in a room full of silence where you can’t even move your mouth or anything for that matter for days on end, only periodically visited in increasingly random times would drive one insane. Like don’t you think that’s incredibly torturous? Like guys please

[osddevourer]

Janitor ai ruining my life I gotta cut it out!! I must go back to the mines and think of gross degenerate shit FOR MYSELF. SUFFER FROM SEVERE HYPERSEXUALITY LIKE GOD INTENDED!!!

[sloanslone]

THE PRINCE.

(Gave up on this one because it looks like awful- I hate it :/ idk I don't like the colours poses anything ehhhh....)

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[ruporas]

and together we set out on a journey to find treasure! (id in alt)

[vngful]

christ. THE DIFFERENCES ARE DRASTIC. I love you Lady. I’m so sorry they weaponized you for their sh*tty military au.

[sceletaflores]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor, to the toilet seat, from the dining room table, to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink, to the shower, from the front porch, to the balcony, vertically horizontally, quadratic, exponent, algorithmetic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back aching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw-dropping, hair pulling teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, blackhole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark-worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcanic erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, hip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail snatching, spectacular, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, malforming, heavenly, devil's tango. please.

[nanmeo]

i dont care if heaven wont take me back

[teethwarden]

thinking about evil shitty dirtbag tboys buff boys that drive big trucks and wear wifebeaters with sweaty man pussy & tcocks that make urs look pathetic & he pushes ur face in there while u whine & cry and he coos at you and calls u a good bitch & he straps u in the ass while u bite his nasty unwashed pillowcases that he uses to wipe his slick with after he comes & he dresses u up like a girl to laugh at how wide & breedableyour hips are & and i think im ggin to pass out im toohard

[proxycrit]

I interrupt my zelda posting with caitvi because Arcane changed my brain chemistry

(ight, now i go back on hiatus! If you want to see my sketchbook which I WILL be posting until the day I wither, check out patreon! Now excuse me as i crawl back into my warm little den)

((Im also currently significantly more active on my instagram posting commission work, if you wanna see it :0))

Edit: ah dang it the hyperfixation’s set in.

[peqchys]

so this fucking guy

[burningcheese-merchant]

I

[sloanslone]

My FINAL Artemis x Aeolus fa...(My EPIC designs-Y'all really made me do this...)

(you'll see Artemis's antlers if you get pumba off her head ig 😭, I just didn't wanna draw a dead dog or fox on her....)

[spoopup]

yay

[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????