#SORRY BOUT THIS
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mr sadistic size kink könig where his flirting is just talking about how bad he’ll make your tummy hurt when you finally work up the courage to take his cock. all that burning heat that piles up behind your navel when you’re horny soon to be replaced by his heavy, lengthy dick — a much better ache. where the main source of his ego already comes from his impressive size, but that doesn’t stop him from feeding off your wide-eyed, slack-jawed reaction to seeing it for the first time. where he can’t help but cruelly emphasize the inevitable impalement aspect of sex — “want me to stretch you out here, don’t you, baby?” “need your cervix filled, liebling?”
where he secretly loves seeing you squirm and cry out at the first breach of his spongy tip inside your tight hole. when you can both feel it prodding your sensitive wall, the realization that he’s already reached the depths of your cunt and he’s not even halfway inside sends shivers throughout his body. his burly hips drive forward to knock against the painful spot repeatedly, just to see your soft features contort in pain, glossy doe eyes widening in fear at the way he’s threatening to push past your presumed limit. he can’t help it, you clench around him so tightly it’s almost painful when you’re scared :(
the sight of him bulging out from inside you is one that has mind-numbing pride swelling in his chest for hours after he’s finished. him knowing that he’s mingling with your insides, deeper inside your cute little pussy than anyone else has ever been. finding it infinitely hotter that your body can’t take all of him yet, but it’s adorable that you try. his favorite place to fuck you is in front of a mirror so you can see just how big he is as he lifts you up and down on his dick, farther each time because you’ll have to be broken in at some point, häschen.
#bella writes⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚#sorry bout this#konig cod#könig cod#konig call of duty#konig x reader#könig x reader#konig x you#konig x y/n#könig call of duty#konig smut#call of duty x reader#call of duty smut#cod smut#cod x reader#könig smut#könig fanfiction#könig x y/n
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tortured poet x dead poet

#I suck <3#sorry bout this#dead poets society#dps#dps boys#dead poets fandom#dps fandom#neil perry#todd anderson#anderperry#ttpd
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In honor of our fearless leader trending
#sarcasm#obviously#orange potato man#orange#self tanner#bronzed#comb over#toupee#geriatriccare#trump#donald trump#Donald#president trump#trump administration#trump funny#news bloopers#funny clips#compilation#funny#memes#TikTok#donald trash#USA#america#the united states of america#the United States#politics#funny politics#sorry bout this#lol
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Since I don't have anyone to vent to in rl...
ARGHHHHHH... THIS IS SO CRAZY!!!
I literally jokingly pulled in the beast banner for shadow milk so I can put him in arena but got awakened pure vanilla instead😭😭(not that I don't want him, he's literally mt favorite, I love PV so much—)
And then, you know what's more crazy? I pulled on the costume not hoping for anything since I didn't get them once in my main acc and I literally had at least 45+ pulls there but THEN, here come TRUTHLESS RECLUSE, COMING HOME IN ONE FUCKING PULL!!!
THEY LITERALLY CAME IN ONE MINUTE OMG LIKE???
Also, fucking burning spice too. I wanted him in my main acc but he literally came home HERE!!
In my PURE VANILLA SERVER ACC??
Who the heck said PURE VANILLA SERVER DOES NOT HAVE GOOD LUCK?!? THEY LIED!!!
BECAUSE TELL ME!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GET TO HAVE THEM IN MY PURE VANILLA SERVER ALT ACC BUT NOT IN HOLLYBERRY SERVER MAIN ACC??!!😭😭😭😭
(Still, I'm so thankful, holy crap. I think I manifested too hard but they came home in the wrong acc tho😭😭)
#What do you call this luck#truthless recluse#Crk#CRK#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#pure vanilla crk#pure vanilla cookie#burning spice cookie#Vent about luck#Sorry bout this#I just needed to get this out of my chest#I did#In fact#OVERREACTED
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A random bag of build/decorating screenshots. I’ll tag the original amazing person who made them under each picture. Thank you for your work!

Lot by @alcearosea-sims

Lot by me


Interior by me, lot by @helgatisha

Interior by me, lot by @florwal



Interior by me, lot by @softle0 (original by plumbobkingdom)

Lot by @wolfxdreamersims (horrible looking pool by me)

Lot by @alcearosea-sims, interior by me.
#I have so many more 🤣 hit the picture limit.#sorry bout this#sims 4#the sims community#the sims 4#sims 4 screenshots#the sims#sims 4 simblr#sims 4 build#thank you for everyone who puts up with me
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#vent art#vent#sorry bout this#been very upset the past few days (weeks? month????) and needed to get something out about it hhhhhhhhhh#sona#eyestrain#cw eyestrain#art#doodles
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*jigsaw voice* when there's that much poopy in your butt... the only thing left to do is shit yourself.
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idk why I’m sharing my kotlc ocs bc I’m not an oc type of fan but oh well (my ocs are more of just characters I head cannon to exists out there) + drawings I did of them (this is the abridged version dw ur not going to be reading a dissertation on them 💀)
Selma Akhenaten
- She’s a vociferator so she doesn’t speaks much
- her uncle (and favorite relative) is councillor Noland
- her two cousins, aunt and uncle, dad, and younger brothers are all frosters so she really can’t stand them
- the only way she would be “plot relevant” if she was cannon is one time she got paired up with sophie is p.e
- rbf + the fact she doesn’t speak much makes everyone think she is rude and judgmental
- really powerful vociferator but it means she’s destroyed parts of her house on accident
- loves listening to gossip but hates it when people talk bad about the council
- dresses up very nice and elaborately (I just didn’t feel like drawing that
- after fitz and sophie ran off she was the star prodigy at foxfire and was annoyed when they came back

Baldwyn Mowbray
- a mesmer
- was one of the first three councillors
- he was helping out humans with leprosy (for the human aid program) and ended up catching it himself
- because of his leprosy he resigned from the council
- the leprosy affects him similarly but not the same as humans
- he spends most of his time now skulking around and being emo and wearing face coverings
- was a homoerotic baddie before he became a leper
- friends with Bronte and Fallon (was friends with Fintan and talks to him/refuses to accept he is evil) (I told u he was homoerotic)
- lost all of his fingers on one hand
- is barely functioning
- bc of how hard and painful it is for him he doesn’t allow many visitors to see him (other than Fallon or Bronte) (and Fintan)

Odelyn Dizznee
- Dex’s (wine) aunt
- a technopath
- the neverseens technopath
- her code name is “vulcana” like “Vulcan” god of blacksmiths
- loves bright pink and would get along w Biana (if she wasn’t part of neverseen and has been for decades)
- the first time sophie saw her was in her neverseen outfit but Dex wasn’t there so no one recognized her and no one put the pieces together for a long time (like until Dex saw her)
- joined during her time at foxfire after Kesler was forced to go to exilium even though he was smarter than most of the school
- started to hate the council because of how talentless people were treated and it descended into her being a (noble)-blood-thirsty villain
- uses human weapons bc they are more effective
- keeps everyone in the neverseen from dying bc they haven’t slept since the dawn of man
- is good at alchemy and buys stuff from keslers store all the time for them (the neverseen)
- the neverseens cook too bc she’s really good at it (but she has slipped devious elixirs into alvars drinks when he annoyed her)

#guys idk what this is#I don’t normally do this stuff#but I just started drawing them and wanted to share 🤪#sorry bout this#kotlc#kotlc OC#yall ik my art looks a lil funky and inconsistent 💀#help Baldwyn looks like a girl#the digital inking pen I was using started to run out#how is that even possible
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idk i feel like i'm reaching my limit
#vent#rambling :I#i do not remember the last time i did something right#i feel like i'm constantly making the wrong decisions#sorry bout this
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#chapter 213#jjk spoilers#SORRY BOUT THIS#BUT WTF IS GOIN ONNNNNNNN#OMFG#jjk#megumi#sukuna#jjk jujutsu kaisen#jujustu kaisen
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@fear-the-electric-pea every time i see you in my activity i read your url as fear-the-eclectic-pea
and i have to take a second to be like "no brain. those squiglies say electric. the pea has electricity it is not belonging to a class of ancient philosophers"
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for the 3 sentence fic thing.... how do you feel about a kageyama + yaguruma mall goth au? (idk if mall goth au is like. A Thing. but I'd be delighted if it were...) 🦗🖤
"Aneki, how does it look?"
Yagumura considered the outfit Kageyama was now sporting before giving him a curt nod.
Kageyama beamed before remembering himself, and the two left the Hot Topic without paying.
#gonna be real with you when like mall goths were a thing i was like 10.#my mall had a merry-go-round and my dad nearly broke it (for real. there was a teacup and he made it go SO FAST)#so not sure how accurate this is#sorry bout this
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gender more like fender bender because its an accident that involves something not that serious that becomes deathly so in certain circumstances
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Im such an envious fucker.
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quite diabolical how i have go to ap bio while actively suicidal
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TFTA fic update
Ok so i know chapter 4 was meant to be up today but i was reading through it and ended up sorta adding about 1'500 words onto it and those still need editing. I might still be able to finish em by the end of today but i also dont wanna rush it so CH 4 might come out tomorrow instead - sorry about that. 😭🙏
#fic update#the fairytale and the abyss#sorry bout this#but i sorta got hit by divine inspiration#but hey? longer chapter? thats a plus#i might even add more if i notice something missing during edits#lmao bear with me#its gonna be a bit spicy so look forward to it
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