#STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOPIT

[bebe-benzenheimer]

[superbellsubways]

use tiktok censorship versions of words at me and i will explode you "pdf file" Do you want to explode

[cobra-wives]

GET OUTTA MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!

[hereissomething]

current tumblr experience as i see the pfps disappear

[uumumuu]

Really in the mood to rip and tear and kill lol

[gayrika]

ibisPaint has wisely decided to update and now says "cance l" great and awesome guys keep up the great work and also walk into traffic pls

[inhayara]

OH MY G O D

ITS BEAUTIFUL THIS IS THE MOST FLATTERING THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME RAVIOLI I DONT EVEN CARE THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO USE “IT’S” AND NOT “ITS”

masterpiece. stunning. exquisite beyond repair.

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

[superbellsubways]

tumblr keeps showingme weirdly suggestive ralsei art and i feel like killing people

[dontmindme2600]

They made tumblr uglier again

[partyyhardyyyyyy]

SSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP WITH THE DADDY KINK UGH

[dragoncarrion]

my left bicep keeps twitching wtf

[corecarnis]

doing the weird evil autistic thing where i dont want to draw because i want to draw so bad

[attitudemaladjuster]

Watching another one of my siblings turn into a teenager

[kuruk]

can this stop already I knew something was deeply wrong with the 4chan obsession on this site by the amount of greentexts being posted about some pathetic man getting his first gay boner like stop jusr stopit stop all of this at once

[radiance1]

"Are you sure you need no guards? I can lend you a quarter -no half- of my army."

"By the Zone no! I don't need it! You're acting like I'm going to war!"

"Well, love is a battle-"

"Stop! Stopit!" Danny hurriedly said, head falling into his hands. "It's just a date, dad! A date! With a human! Nothing more, nothing less! I don't need to show up like I'm going to war, that send the wrong message!"

"It is a show of strength!" Pariah Dark argued, embers burning at the tips of his hair with a -literal- fire in his eyes. He clenched his fist. "You will be able to show your future spouse that you have more than enough to protect them, and more than enough to win a war!"

"You tried to invade their world a while ago!" Danny pointed out, briefly taking the king aback. "I don't want them to think we're back for round 2!"

"Fear is-" The Ghost King was cut off, words choking down into his throat as a hand caressed his shoulder.

"My dear king, I know you are truly enthusiastic about our ling's spouse to be, and making a good impression." The Master of Time chuckled, bringing his head down level with Pariah's own. "But, perhaps, it would be best for the boy to take a more 'human' approach to things, unbound by the concept of war."

"Yes! Finally!" Danny threw his hands up as pariah Dark deflated. "Thank you! Now if that's all, I have to go!" He turned, willing a portal through the fabric of space before pausing, then turned back. "Does my hair look okay? My outfit isn't to gaudy right?"

"Yes, and yes." Clockwork said evenly and Danny nodded, before hurrying through the portal. "Ah, young love." He sighed out, before chuckling. "Now now, be not sad my dear king, don't you remember just how... Enthusiastic you were to claim my affection."

Pariah Dark's hair burst into a raging inferno.

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"Sorry I'm late!" Danny said as he flew through the portal, coming to a quick stop mid-air before he flew past his date and took his seat. He let out a sigh. "Had to stop my dad from trying to lend me half of his army and stop a possible war from breaking out again, you know the works."

"Oh, uhhhhh." Billy Batson blinked slowly, a light blush on his face before he shook his head. "Yea! Totally!" He said, rubbing the back of his head with a sheepish grin.

Danny chuckled, placing an elbow on the table and resting his head in his hand with a grin. "Well, ain't you just a sight for the eyes. Got all dressed up for me, huh?"

"Yea!" Billy agreed, a beaming smile on his face. "I've never been on a date before, so I had to ask around for help, y'know? And you look good too!"

This time, it was Danny's turn to blush as he shifted his gaze away from the incarnation of the sun in front of him.

[doostyauditalkz]

okay. hot topic. i think we're done. for a while

this si fuckig sickening. what theyre doing to hinm