#Samon RP blog

[asksaru]

INTRODUCING.. GOKUU SAMON!

“Why am I even doing this..?”

“Whatever. Mitsuru said I’d be interesting so ask me questions within reason. Or don’t, I’m just doing this because I’m bored.”

This blog is set after the Building 5 arc! I’m still reading the manga so keep that in mind when asking, please:) no nsfw or gore content is allowed in submissions/asks.

[asksaru]

BAHAHAHA-! SUITS HIM RIGHT! Damn gorilla had it coming! I’d frame this image if I wouldn’t be certain that he’d try to kill me.

Thanks for taking the blow, Hitoshi. This deserves to become a national treasure!

The people spoke so I delivered ☆☆ It took… a lot of will power but I finally got Hajime to do this for me!! Us?? For us! I fear for my life every second I’m in his vicinity now but I think it’s worth it hehe~

Done for this poll (❛◡❛)✿

Real footage of Hajime and me after taking a picture of him in a dress for the 2nd time.

[unwilling-survivor]

( p1) Welcome back Phoenix :]

(( 😘 ))

The note burns into existence, and Sam opens an eye to catch it. One quick glance is all it gets before it’s balled up and tossed right back into the fire. Not sure what that means, so she won’t bother responding.

[asksaru]

I know that, you don’t gotta remind me. But I can’t be as calm as you guys when they’re practically insulting the people I care about — I’d behave the same way if you were severely disrespected, of course.

And that doesn’t mean I’m easy to pick on!! 💢 💢

You’re as optimistic as always, so I don’t that’s likely to happen, seeing as you’re all buddy-buddy with everyone; I’m nearly certain that you have no enemies.

About time you made one of these! What you said would be “interesting” has turned to be irritating or stupid! Or both!

I believe I even intersected with one of the intruders once (or someone impersonating them) and they’ve done nothing but mock me, THIS IS HELL!

@asksaru

Aww no need to be so negative, Saru-chan!!

This is your chance to talk to people and get to know ‘em better ♪ Nothing beats making new friends!

Though I can’t blame ‘em for wanting to pick on you when ya make it so easy hehe

If they are one of those intruders then how about you try and get a little more information about them? Seems like the perfect opportunity if you ask me~ If you manage to get anything be sure to deliver it straight to me or the warden, ‘kayy?

[asksaru]

It’s the spider guy!!-🎀💊

Oh. Right. What do you want?

[asksaru]

“I tried! It’s probably because of my height or something, why do you have to be a giant, Aniki?! I gotta climb on Inori just to talk to ya without my neck hurting…”

“I’ll get my displeasure across somehow, or I can just break the mahjong table he likes to play on, but then I’d have to pay for the damages.. doesn’t matter! I’ll definitely think of something!”

Aniki! I didn’t think you would actually make one of these, it’s definitely… something? Anyway, can you please tell Inori to stop playing around and do his work already?! He keeps brushing me off…

@asksaru

"Momoko didn't exactly offer me the choice.

Also, you have to be more firm, you'll never get respected as the Deputy Supervisor otherwise. I have better things to do than that, do it yourself."

[asksaru]

SORRY! But wait..someone who works here looks like noriko, same hair….-🎀💊

(Is it okay to have headcannons in this blog?)

..the hell are you on about?!

(OOC: heck yeah!!)

[asksaru]

I mean…all I act is security so…but didn’t you see the torches? Mei & ido brute force ikkaku electrify, and the others…-🎀💊

I don’t give a shit if you didn’t personally do anything, the fact you’re working for them is enough.

[asksaru]

Awww jeez that sad! Makes sense after noriko :3-🎀💊

Fuck off, do you have any idea how many people you’ve hurt?! You make me sick.

[asksaru]

Hi samon^_^ I heard somewhere you like gardening? I was wondering, do you name your plants?? (◕◡◕)

I do, it’s something I picked up to kill time but then I ended up genuinely enjoying it, I usually my plants after someone or something I know , but not all of them.

Of course, I don’t call them by the name I’ve given them in front of others like an idiot, I use their scientific name or the one that’s most common.

[asksaru]

Does Samon mind sharing his ice cream with people? (If not, would Samon like to share sometime? sorry for the double questionx)

No, unless they deserve it.

[asksaru]

How do you feel about isou…? My name is tsu-in he’s my sensie !-🎀💊

(Too lazy to make a proper blog sooo)

..You have some guts to ask me that. We’ll find all of you bastards and make sure you never hurt anyone else ever again.

[asksaru]

YOUR FAV ICEPOP FLAVOUR⁉️⁉️

Berry Punch or Blue Raspberry. The peach ones are also good.

[asksaru]

What's your favourite memory with your older brother?

Unfortunately, I don’t have much to go off of. He was so focused on training that I considered that to be quality time with him. I think that’s also why I’d get super sad or frustrated when I couldn’t train with him.

A memory that has stuck with me though, is when I convinced him to go to a festival in the town with me. The festival itself wasn’t anything groundbreaking, but the fact that we went there together has made it one of the best memories that I have.

[asksaru]

You are! You’re basically a tree, y’know! So even if I don’t want to do it I have to, I seriously don’t get how I’m this short compared to you, there’s nothing wrong with my diet and I always exercise!

Anyway, thanks Aniki! I knew I could count on you!

Aniki! I didn’t think you would actually make one of these, it’s definitely… something? Anyway, can you please tell Inori to stop playing around and do his work already?! He keeps brushing me off…

@asksaru

"Momoko didn't exactly offer me the choice.

Also, you have to be more firm, you'll never get respected as the Deputy Supervisor otherwise. I have better things to do than that, do it yourself."

[askmicchan]

About time you made one of these! What you said would be “interesting” has turned to be irritating or stupid! Or both!

I believe I even intersected with one of the intruders once (or someone impersonating them) and they’ve done nothing but mock me, THIS IS HELL!

@asksaru

Aww no need to be so negative, Saru-chan!!

This is your chance to talk to people and get to know ‘em better ♪ Nothing beats making new friends!

Though I can’t blame ‘em for wanting to pick on you when ya make it so easy hehe

If they are one of those intruders then how about you try and get a little more information about them? Seems like the perfect opportunity if you ask me~ If you manage to get anything be sure to deliver it straight to me or the warden, ‘kayy?