#SetiAndSean

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🎵 + Egyptian Hare

Send me 🎵 + ship name  to make a 5-song playlist from my music library that includes the following:

About Seti: Styx - Renegade 

About Sean: Thousand Foot Krutch - The Part That Hurts The Most

Their Relationship: Ricky Martin - Nobody Wants To Be Lonely, The Cab - Intoxicated, Trapt - Waiting

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Ship Meme: Seti and Sean

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General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? Probably until someones dies. Or till next week hehehe >:D

How quickly did/will they fall in love? Fairly quickly, especially on Sean’s part. 

How was their first kiss? I’d say it was pretty god damn fantastic, seeing as they fucked not long after it lol.

Wedding:

Who proposed? Sean most likely would. Which would piss off Seti’s remaining living family and probably some majority of his people. Seti would say it’s worth it. lol

Who is the best man/men? No one

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? No one

Who did the most planning? Seti probably

Who stressed the most? Sean

How fancy was the ceremony? Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Again, Everyone, because, honestly, fuck most of the people they probably know. lol

Sex:

Who is on top? Sean would get to be often. But Seti would be as well.

Who is the one to instigate things? Sean more often than Seti, but Seti would probably instigate it on some occasions. 

How healthy is their sex life? Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? Huh, an hour, maybe less. lol

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Yeah, Seti would probably get off more by Sean’s than perhaps from whatever Sean would do to him.If only by a slight difference. 

How rough are they in bed?  Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? They are both males, but magic exist in their world. Anyway, if they were to have natural children, they would probably have quite a few, if Seti got his way. lol

How many children will they adopt? This being the more logical approach, still the same answer as before, quite a few is Seti got his way. Because he was raised in an age you were luck to even survive till you were forty, or even passed infancy. lol

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Neither, that’s servant work. 

Who is the stricter parent? Sean

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Seti

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? The Servants, supposing the children would be in Egypt, most likely. 

Who is the more loved parent? Seti, because if they are living mostly in Egypt, then they would be seeing Seti more often, not because they love one more than the other. Though Seti is probably treated like the more loved one.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Hahah, doesn’t exist.

Who cried the most at graduation?  Still doesn’t exist.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Seti

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? The Servants

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Both are probably fairly picky with some food. But Seti would probably eat more gross things. 

Who does the grocery shopping? The Servants

How often do they bake desserts? They don’t make desserts, the desserts are just there! ahah

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Probably more of a meat eater for Seti, but Sean would have plenty of anything else he wants to have.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Seti probably, because, just because lol

Who is more likely to suggest going out? Neither, fuck going out There are people out there.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? Sean most likely. But because neither of them needs to cook, I am sure neither of them would. 

Chores:

Who cleans the room? The Servants

Who is really against chores? The Servants, lol

Who cleans up after the pets? The Servants

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? The Servants

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? The Servants

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? The Servants

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? Seti, he’ll spend hours in the bath, daily. He loves it. Hates showers though. 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? The Servants

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Seti probably, because he loves the holidays, mostly from his culture, but he enjoys others. 

What are their goals for the relationship? Oh plenty of things I am sure, but first, tons of Angst.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Seti probably, he likes his naps, lazy prince syndrome most likely, lol. Just give him a space with a whole bunch of pillows and leave him there. 

Who plays the most pranks? Seti probably, but I’d like to see him get Sean to be more of a prankster lol

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Seti And Sean

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

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@ofwondersandhares Here you go~ for Sean! >:D