#Slaking

[vivipokedex]

#0287 - #0289

Slakoth, Vigoroth, Slaking

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[diefakehomura]

We need to stop saying “kys” as an insult. We should replace it with “I hope terminally online weirdos start making unfunny sex jokes about your favorite Pokémon.” It’s real. It’s terrifying. It could happen to anyone.

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Skaloth line

[butt-berry]

Slaking may or may not have signed up for this. Merry christmas :)

[reesieroo-spark]

Some pokemon just vibing in a virtual forest :3

I had another round of Instagram requests, and sorted the pokemon into habitats this time, with this one being a forest. I decided to make it isometric because the of way I positioned the pokemon, and also as a nod to the top down rpg style of the DS era :3

[bigfan1811]

It is a BAD day to be a fan of them

[painitte]

Yes that typhlosion

[realclemhours]

My hot take about the Typhlosion thing because I’m tired of seeing the same take over and over again.

So some things people need to keep in mind:

1. All those stories were SCRAPPED ie. non-cannon. It isn’t “lore”

2. Those stories was likely made decades ago by one or a few employees. It’s not like they were created by higher-ups at game freak themselves. They were likely told or came up with the idea to make folklore to put into the games and those freaky stories are just ideas they came up with

3. Even if they were cannon, it’s likely they didn’t actually happen. They read a lot more like tall tales or folk lore, which can get pretty gross or messed up, but again are things that didn’t happen and are just meant to be stories

Anyways, are these still gross and shocking? Absolutely. Is it valid that any Pokémon in these stories be ruined for people? 100%. Do I condone or like any of the things that were written? Absolutely not

I just think people need to put the recent leaked stories into perspective more. That these were made by at most a few random employees decades ago to act as weird inappropriate folklore that was rightfully scrapped and isn’t and never was cannon. I’m tired of people taking this as officially part of Pokémon lore that Gamefreak themselves were in charge of when that likely isn’t further from the truth

[peregrinethegryphon]

Anyway...

[irate-pokemon]

[kuradex]

#289 Slaking

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[poketcg-art]

Slaking -- PLANETA Igarashi

[jadeazora]

TW, r*pe, be$tiality, animal murder, and su!c!de.

Apparently, devs wrote several stories confirming that humans and Pokemon has s3xual relationships. Typhlosion, Rapidash, Octillery, Lapras, Ursaring, and Slaking all have them.

(We know they used to marry back from Sinnoh lore in DPPt tho, which was obviously changed in localization to saying they are at the same table.)

[pokemon-with-hats]

slaking in a trucker hat please?