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#Ew#The shirt Harry is wearing is from a private golf course in California co-owned by- wait for it. You will never guess.#Yeah the motherfucking azo*fs#So fucking gross man. I just...#I'm so disgusted#I don't even...#Like my relationship with Harry has changed a lot over the past few months#I enjoy seeing the bits of him that are sweet but like... The people he surrounds himself with?#Like what in the world#I know he's a people pleaser and a creature of habit to a fault but man... Mannnnn.............#Don't even bother with anons. I won't reply anything about this topic. If you want to rant with me my DMs are open.
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do you think caleb gets (outrageously) turned on when he sees you doing something domestic??? laundry, dishes, folding his clothes, baking, sweeping the floor??? the most basic, innocuous domesticities???
because i do!!! i do think he gets turned on by it!!! and i think he hopes you get turned on by him performing domestic activities, too: tinkering with his car in the garage, fingernails framed with grease and oil-stained coveralls half undone and tied around his waist; or little blades of grass stuck to his glistening chest & twined through strands of umber hair; or his long, long legs stretched out on the bathroom tile, his torso buried in the sink cabinets as he fixes some leaky pipe???
because āitās almost perverted, just how aroused he becomes when he sees you being domesticācock twitching hot n heavy in his jeans, eyes dark and lids weighted with lust, sweat beginning to prickle at the base of his skull as saliva collects beneath his tongue; a hunger sparked in his chest, something primal and raw and so incredibly deprivedāand he needs you to feel it, too.
#caleb x reader#caleb x you#caleb smut#?????#heās such a Man yāknow what i mean?#a Man#anyway this is coming from my half delirious brain today was a fucking Day and iām so glad itās over#i just think heās kinda gross and he gets off on weird things bcoz heās so pent up!!!!!#and he spent so much of his life just watching you do NORMAL STUFF and it somehow became extremely attractive to him#*because* of that deprivation#inky.caleb
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gross stepdad hoon⦠the kind to invite his friends (heejayke) over n tease you the entire time. itās humiliating, having your stepdad pat his lap for you to sit on n being treated like his toy :( forced to just accept how he gropes you n makes you grind his thigh in front of them
even worse when they start to join in, suggesting sunghoon flash them your tits or make you drool on his fingers, each one of them staring intensely when you take your stepdadās digits in your mouth n get a little dumb, moaning n gagging around them
idk .. just.. maybe stepdad sunghoon letting them all jerk off over you.. lets them have their way with his sweet girl n calls you a whore for liking it
#ā”.gabi barks#just a thought⦠idkā¦#stepdad hoonie.. hes so grossss hes so nasty hes a fucking perv . i want it#LOL#this is me coping with men making me feel grossā¦. if i Write it I choose when it happens#u know#sunghoon save me#but i will not be getting into that. just now my grocery shopping trip had me ready to sh**t this one man i saw there⦠shudders#KNOW*** DAMN#ANYWAY SUNGHOON#OFFER MORE STEPDAD HOON PLS#MAKE HIS GROSS AND VILE AND DISGUSTING PLS#biiiiiig fan of him forcing you to be slutty n then blaming You for it⦠hashtag need#enhypen#park sunghoon#enhypen x reader#enhypen smut#park sunghoon x reader#park sunghoon smut#š.stepcest
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#silly lil fake cover art- COULD BE A POSTER#it was a lot of fun tbh- i think its just as much fun as bedside manor was#also jerry is such a lunatic in green night omg yall#i know this one isnt as popular as the main series or bedside manor but DUDE jerry is so fun in green night#HE SAID THE āSOMETIMES VOILENCE CHOOSES MEā LINE AND SHATTERED ANOTHER CHARACTERS HAND (deserved) WHILE HE WAS FUCKING HIGH#man got put in the time out corner yall.... jerry got a bit too silly#i love the biker and the swarm too- when the helmet fell off of it oh that is for sure something id want to see in a show#thats classic fucked up gross horror and i looooooovvvvvveeee it#you see i couldent find any descriptors for what they were wearing in green night other than Jack has sweats on and they didnt have pockets#the rest i nabbed from the comic art i have seen in code green#oh yeah clock does her research i am so very detail oriented#yall i got sticky tabs in all of the books i keep TRACK (is insane)#tales from the gas station#tftgs#tftgs green night#tftgs jack#jack townsend#tftgs jerry#jerry pascal#tftgs art#tftgs artwork#art#artwork#cartoon#tftgs fanart#fanart#poster art
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#ffxiv#ff14#emet selch#hythlodaeus#hythades#fanart#uhhhh b is for boyfriend#or there is a bee on your boyfriend#idly doodling interactions#but like i think hythlodaeus is the designated bug handler#with how much emet complains about shit (ktisis cold zone cough cough) i think heād REALLY REALLY hate bugs#i mean iād also think so#hythlodaeus is like your resident beetle boy nerd and heās like āholy shit so cool lookā#emet makes the most shriveled up prune face as possible and he just laughs at him#low key man heās kind of a fucking princess a whole dramatic ass bitch#strongest sorcerer of the star gets owned by fucking gross bug#wouldn;t it be really fucking funny#surprise cockroach jumpscare and he burns down the entire house with an instant lb3 blm meteor#ok exception for bees he's desensitised to them now#note my wording
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I watched the Granada Holmes Hound of the Baskervilles and this is my explanation (and defense ?) of Holmes just absolutely horrible looking stew.
[ID: a digital drawing of Sherlock Holmes. He's walking across a moor with his hands behind his back, holding a letter. A thought bubble above him reads "I forgot my damn stew by the fire." /End ID]
#he just horribly overcooked that stew i know it#like my man I'm german I've eaten lots of gross looking stews in my life but this truly is#the worst anyone has ever done#Sherlock Holmes#the whole scene was soooo fucking funny tho#watson tries so hard to politely deny on trying the stew but Holmes seems so proud of it and keeps telling watson to try it#and watson just :|
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Pregnancy as a kink makes me uncomfortable so man am I glad your pregg Flug stuff is explicitly not kink oriented!
yeah I... don't wanna judge anyone... but it's more than that, it's downright terrifying to me. Blame my hormones bc I'm expecting irl but wow... I'm very sensitive and it feels dehumanizing. but ig that is kinda the point of the kink(?)
it's so common in fandoms!
I'm completely vanilla anyway tho, so not surprising.
I've tried to pretend for a super long time that I'm into kink, but most of them are off putting and I consider them intrusive thoughts, not fantasies. I'm kinda fluctuating between sex-repulsed and neutral (aroace) even fictional... ig kink just isn't for me. I tried so hard to get over it. I know some people in my asks/requests are gonna be disappointed but I'm sorryš
I'm slightly ashamed of how boring I am and I have serious trouble connecting to anyone in fandoms due to this actuallyš¤ feel like the most NT autistic person ever.

anyway here's a doodle!
#that's autism for you#I'm sadly really picky and easily grossed out by things#I'm not even trying to be judgemental#I wish I was such a person that is just chill with everything but I have more icks than likes#so my fandom experience is like 80% discomfort and trying to avoid things without shutting out the majority of content in the first place#from what I heard I seem to have this problem particularly in this fandom bc the series is horror.#and I ship a toxic ship.#but I neither enjoy horror nor this trope. so what the fuck am I doing here#how did I get here. I'm lost guys#but yeah; it naturally attracts more people that are into quite dark or hardcore things#and I'm just sitting here with my soft dick in my hand wondering where it all went wrong#i don't belong here#I can't relate to 99% of people#honestly? I just... like Flug....... I just adore the autistic scientist#and I wanna SMOOCH him but I can't identify too well with myself or thus my sona#so how the fuck am I gonna smooch and love on this man#I need SOME second character for this!!#well Black Hat is pretty cool and easier to draw than the rest; I like his design...#so here we are.#I'm not really in it with my heart. I don't understand the essence of this ship. I'm a fandom blep#that's why a lot of content is probably disturbing and upsetting as hell to me.#but that's just my theroy..... a Joshi⢠theory#sorry for rant I am bored and tiredš#enjoy#villainous#villanos#dr flug#kenning flugslys#my art#ask reply
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starscream has normal reactions

no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!
#bee: YOU SHOT ME WHILE I WAS LYING ON THE GROUND HELPLESS POINTBLANK NO HESITATION NO CONCERN JUST RAGE J-#starscream: yea & it was in the face#bee all a sudden all hoity toity abt dark subjects after detailing them grossly: ok bro we get it -_-#hes not even that grossed out by the getting shot in the face part. hes just pretnding to be bcs#hes actually just mad abt getting his lecture discarded & interrupted with another detail he was getting to#until starscream's RUDE interjection >:[ !!#bee thinks hes normal then thinks rumble body combusting right in front of his mother's eyes is the funniest fcking story ever#to tell to children#bumblebee the type of mom who tells her child's deepest traumas as funny stories to pass the time with strangers#well it's better than boring the company ok! stop being upset ! dont interrupt mother >:[ !!!!#it's lowkey funny that starscream shot him in the face like he rlly hated his yapping that much im crying#didnt shoot the spark just aimed for that big mouth while it was shut for once#bitchy on bitchy crime#also unrelated but i love skybound cliffjumper he is so fking ugly my baby old man š#skybound starscream: at least i managed to solve one problem ! time to go create 5 million more now !#idw bee: what the fuck bro#skybound starscream : ?????#ravage: fix me bro#skybound starscream: !??!?!?!??? WHAT THE HELL ARE yOU DOING HERE#idw bee: shut up & fix ravage >:[#ravage: yea meow yea#transformers#maccadam#bumblebee#starscream#starbee#transformers skybound#transformers idw
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I have no idea if this is just like an artifact of What I'm Seeing Lately. So it could be purely bias in what's crossing my view not a real thing. But I've seen such a sharp rise in the last like 2ish years of Girl Power popular media being like "only losers ask you to split the bill! Yuck!" I feel like when I was growing up it was pretty common for Girl Power popular media to be totally okay with splitting the bill as a sign of, like, Equality In Relationships. Is this...an actual change? Is it just a change in what I'm seeing rather than what's out there? Idk. Weirds me out though.
#book's life#it's only been like. the last five years maybe max#and in that time the amount of stuff I've seen#in these sorts of Girl Power discourses#has changed. so much#i know I'm not a straight woman so on some level this is none of my business#but....it worries me#because it always seems so gender essentialist#and it's positioned as like. a feminist action#which really fucks me up and makes me feel like I'm misremembering#but i know i have a weird relationship to this stuff bc i really disliked being A Girlfriend#basically everything about it was gross and weird to me#which is not true of everyone. many people enjoy it!#like - i passionately hate having my chair pulled out for me. i never wanted to change my last name. etc#so i clearly just don't vibe with the framworks being presented here#and i don't want to let that bias make me judgemental#and i know some of it is interpersonally harmlesz#if a woman wants a man to pull her chair out bc it makes her feel good that's None of my business#if a woman wants a man to pay the bill on a first date that's also none of my business#it's just the idea that it's *universal* and that anyone should know that the norm is for men to always pay. that's what's risen for me#and i don't like it
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ohhh god I think my brainās broken or somethin cos at the sight of all the goddamn 9hr shift Saturdays and 4.5hr shift Sundays in my near future I legit bawled. Like I donāt DO that ok that is WEIRD for me. I miss having weekends. I should be BEING A TEENAGER ON SATURDAYS not standing in a small space for NINE HOURS
I genuinely think this is gonna be what makes me lose it
#the worst part of it all is that itās literally been two days. like that is pathetic whhhy canāt I just tough it the fuck out oh my godddd#it aināt even HARD work I just feel like a caged tiger#and so damn borrred#my boss is real nice tho and quitting would seriously be a dick move#like she bought me a sodaā¦:(#I wish I had a good reason to hate it other than the fact that itās on weekends and is time consuming#but I donāt#I worked at the stable all summer and I didnāt hate that at all. It was gross and dirty#and I was so sweaty and all my clothes smelled like horse for weeks after and fuck man I didnāt even get paid minimum wage#but I liked it. It was real fun (even when I got zapped by the electric fence!)#but Iām in retail now#and after the first day last week I went home and punched a wall hard enough to get a giant bruise#and after today-the second day-I cried like 5x harder than I did last time I freaked out. Fuck man I prayed even and im not even religious#I think somehow my brain registers boredom as a bigger threat than actual danger holy hell#ā¦jesus I /like/ the job w/ the electric fence but lose it at the cushy one with free soda -_-#yeah no my brainās definitely not wired right I donāt think#ugh#rambling#personal stuff#whining#delete later#oh yeah and I was right I didnāt work out tonight cos I was miserable.#I mean I jogged a tiny bit but my biceps manā¦what abt my bicepsā¦:((
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in light of last nightās events
#i saw someone talking about it#and someone in the comments mentioned how scary it must be for the president to be attacking a citizen#and he needs to realize heās not just a celebrity anymore#and i think thatās so true#i know taylor was on the list of people considering moving after the election#i hope she does#for her safety atp#with trump and k*nye and elon making these gross comments about her 24/7#i feel so bad too for what the crowd did to her and just watching her reaction#i remember the point in miss americana where she was talking about when k*nye interrupted her speech#and she thought the audience was booing her#and how damaging that was#people saying her happiness with trav guarantees no track five clearly do not see her life rn#letās not forget the man who literally started a violent insurrection is after our girl#i donāt really think iām overreacting to this#praying for her#fuck trump#superbowl 2025#taylor swift#fuck kanye#fuck elon musk#tw trump#tw kanye#tw elon musk#dear reader#midnights#mari rants
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tw: necrophilia
y'know given the fact that everyone was waiting for teruko to wake up and given the amount of evidence investigation most likely didn't take that long, there is a high likelyhood there was a portion in time where xander's body was just left unattended. with everything david was currently feeling at the time, mixed in with his already existent freaky obsession towards xander, who is to say he didn't take out all of his feelings right there on xander's body and-- [I am pulled away from the stage]
#i feel like once I get eight hours of sleep I will regret posting this publicly on the internet but whatever#if I had to think of it so do you. besides it'd make for good dead dove. im an ideas man at my core#reminder that if your day is ruined by anything I talk about sometimes you can scroll away or exit the tab or just like. block me lmao#preferably that last one because I have a big fucking mouth and will never shut up about gross things#danganronpa despair time#drdt#david chiem#drdt david#xander matthews#drdt xander#xanvid
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i fUCKING HATE CLEANING MY MAKEUP BRUSHES PLEASE SB SHOOT ME
#maybe i should start cleaning them after every use bc thatd save sO MUCH time#cleaning them once a week is also kinda nasty#so maaayyybeee i should switch it up#jay bitte its so hard to change my routine tho š¬š¬#ā ; dear diary ?#i wanna go out so bad#but im lazy#and on another cleaning spree#bUT ALSO#im so tired#i slept for like 2 1/2h in the last two days#bC EVERY TIME I FALL ASLEEP I WAKE UP IN A PANIC FROM THE WEIRDEST FUCKING DREAMS#AND FUCKASS TAKUMA WAS PRESENT IN LIKE 3 OF THEM????#the worst one was when i was taking a nap this morning [WANTED TO GO TO SLEEP but i woke up literally 15min later bc of that fuckass dream#so it ended up being a nap]#anywayz tw this is gonna be gross#and i was at a dpr ian concert and he was performing merry go#and im p sure it was in my old schools cafeteria?#the emergency exit looked like it was#and i was barricade#and suddenly everybody starts screaming and im like??#so i look down#aND PARAMEDICS RUSHED BY W A DECAPITATED MANS HEAD ON A TABLE#?????#IT LOOKED SO REAL AND WAS SO GRAPHIC HOWD MY BRAIN EVEN COME UP W THAT#and he was v badly mutilated as well#and then this huge group of guys started fleeing the concert to cover up the murderer#i woke up and had a panic attack bc it didnt register at first that it was just a dream??#and then i took another nap like a couple hours later and i was the mc in this fantasy rpg and had to collect resources in that shopping#center thats like 3min away from my home aND IM JUST SO CONFUSED I NEED TO SLEEP BUT I CANT
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I need scenes where Daryl explicitly shows that he loves Carol for all of who she is as a human. I know we know it, even though that feeling has been fading since the spin-off and even in parts of season 11. But I reallyyy need at least one scene where Daryl catches Carol doing something distinctly Carol and looks at her for a *prolonged* time with unambiguous love all over his face. And then he actively shows and tells her. Like the scenes where Aaron and Rosita see Carol putting herself through pain to kill the horse to feed Alexandria. I need to know that Daryl sees that in her. And I need to see him radiate intense love in her direction because she fucking needs it.
#i just feel like carol has spent years and years and years being the most selfless and loving human on the planet#and she has no idea how fuck beautiful of a human she is#even though her family love her they also punish her for her flaws and its gross honestly#but you know who never did that#daryl#and you know who now feels like he sometimes does that#you guessed it#and i just feel like shes trapped in this state of daryl being the only person who always loved her unconditionally and just hoping for...#for that version of him to come back again#but shes not asking for it bc she doesnt think she deserves it#but she hopes#and it feels like he isnt there for her#not really#i need her to feel loved again#even when they reunited in france it just felt like she was relieved to have found him but at terminus it was more like joy to realise...#how much he loved her#when does she get to have that again#even the shocked look she gave during āim the one you tellā when she realised he actually WANTS to be there for her i'd like that again#our man daryl just built all of this reassurance that he loves and supports her and then when shes at her most lost he withdraws it#like what the fuck#i just want carol happy so much#or just LOVED i just want her to feel truly loved#bc right now i feel like she feels like people just tolerate her#can anyone honestly tell me they watched tboc and feel like carol feels unwaiveringly loved and supported throughout that series#bc wow#silly me but i think we all deserve more than what she got there#caryl#the book of carol#tboc#carol peletier
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at the risk of sounding insane.. i think tennas stupid pointy nose elevates him from āgeneric tv head sexymanā to something more powerful and alluring. take away the nose and i have literally zero interest in his design
#its SOOOOO CYUTE#w tv heads its normally like either No face or Just a smile or Just eyes#and he has this big stupid 3d nose that defies logic. LOL#the lack of eyes is rlly fun With the nose idk i think thata what sells it#btw i have to say this. its really fucking funny that tenna seems super insecure over spamton having a bigger nose than him ššš#multiple times he brings this up. okay man. LOLLL#āewww his nose is so small and gross!!!ā <- guy with no insecurities#deltarune spoilers#ch3 spoilers
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āhow could you interpret those two characters as being together? there is no ācanon reasonā to think they would be romantic!ā you would not survive a day as wlw shipper
#i am so tired of the constant + casual homophobia happening in the acolyte tags these days man#who cares what canon is and have fun with what you love but making posts like āEWW how could you ship two women together??? WHAT THE FUCKā#is just so gross. its cool to not like stuff other people like but maybe donāt be weird about it.#text
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