#Splitter splats

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Holy shit splatoon 3 grand festival watered my crops, fed my animals, cleared my skies, wiped my tears, brushed my hair, kissed me goodnight, made my dinner, did my homework, shooed the monsters from under my bed, gave me luxury, (incoherence)

I love how it's all so combined I love how everything's there I love the bright colors I love this goddamn game thank you Nintendo you cooked so good I'm coming back for seconds thirds and fourths and fifths and

[lifelikeslemons]

thoughts on muslims and hijabis

I mean I guess I don’t really understand the question? The only negative opinions I have on any human being on this planet is against Nazis, white supremacists, sexist, rapists, and rich people. Everyone else is just a person living life and they don’t deserve mine or anyone else’s judgements.

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@ohdoctor​ said:

wet... wet... SPLAT against a wall..... splitter splatter.......... 

       “ . . . Are you THREATENING me ? “

[fastmusclecar123]

New Post has been published on http://fastmusclecar.com/best-muscle-cars/the-gorgeous-bloody-liberty-walk-challenger/

The Gorgeous Bloody Liberty Walk Challenger

By Dave Ashton

Custom wraps and exterior designs on a car are nothing new. Every once in a while one design stands out, especially when it gets some fine video and photography to back it up. In this case it’s a blood splat design wrapped around a Dodge Challenger with added widebody kit.

On initial impressions, you can take the look of the car one of two ways. A gory take on the muscle car concept or a Jackson Pollock inspired, bright red, beautiful splat painting. Especially when you look at the attached images, I err on the latter.

After a little digging online we found that this Dodge Challenger has a Liberty Walk kit and the blood wrap applied by Fos Automotive Concepts and Spa, Dubai. Other custom features are custom lighting, Air Lift Performance suspension, ARP front splitter, three-piece forged wheels and power increased to 820Hp.

The gorgeous images you see here of the Bloody Challenger seem to have been shot by ‘RK Works.’ We couldn’t find a link to the rest of their work online, but if anybody finds them please add to the comments below so we can link to their work. We grabbed the images from the original owner of the car’s Instagram page, so this is the best we can do for for image credits at this point. The Challenger is seemingly owned by Sahad Ibrahim from the official United Arab Emirates Dodge Club, judging from the front licence plate on the car and the Instagram count…….if this is not the owner, the person is one big fan of the car….which probably equates to the same thing….

The images themselves make the Challenger look almost tranquil, like they are surrounded by Japanese maple trees in a surreal garden. Juxtapose that setting with the inherent aggressive nature of the Dodge Challenger and the result is some mighty fine artwork.

As you can see from this Instagram post, the car has got some unique feedback.

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The look of the car has also inspired a Mod for GTA San Andreas. You can find the details for the car and a download link for the mod here. Hot Wheels have even got in on the act, producing their own version.

[zachreedds]

The Raindrops.

The rains drops splitter splatter splat..

Pitter patter splitter splatter splat...

The raindrops kisses the earth

And my tears of sorrow and grievous morrows begone with that splitter splatter raindrops...splat.

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Can't believe I just played a match against Zack Scott and mananged to get on his stream! My first "celebrity encounter" in splatoon..

I'm crash :3

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Animal crossing will probably always be one of the most beautiful games I've ever played. Every single thing turns me into a sentimental fool, but I can only fit so much in one post.

The limited time events where you can make memories. The gorgeous sunsets in the summer. The ambience given every day by the bugs you can catch. The occasional Aurora Borealis in the clear starry skies at night...the meteor showers and fireworks shows...I've only played new leaf and new horizons, but both games are nostalgic to me.

Although New leaf has more nostalgia, respectively. It makes my heart ache whenever I hear any of the hourly tracks, because it reminds me of the carefree days when I'd just turn on my 3ds, walk around my town, catch fish, and talk to my favorite villagers during the day...then in the nighttime, I'd go up to the shopping district and go to club LOL.

The villagers I've encountered and gotten attached to...I've seen villagers move away from my new leaf town, and those days I was crushed. I somehow encountered them again in new horizons. Not many other games have touched my heart like animal crossing.

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What if we kissed...on the new splatoon map 😳👉👈

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we got to 10k works in the splatoon(video games) tag on ao3, lets goooo

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Ive been toying with an idea…would yall wanna see my agent ocs that are currently near the end of being works in progress :p

If not then Ill probably post them anyway regardless. LOL i like them a lot

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i'll never get over how canonically short army is. That's it. That's the post.

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Imma send more random numbers for the ask game

8, 9, 10, 15, 29

,,THANKS SOSMAGAINNDUHDUKHF

8. What do they love most about the other?

Army: Probably how Aloha can bring a positive light to almost anything—nice disposition, but also his truly happy side. Like. His genuine, non-public personality?? How he gets vulnerable in a private place?? Where its just the two of them Ouh melts Army into bits

He also secretly enjoys the flirting and flirts back frequently

Aloha: Ok this is heavly headcanon influenced so bear with me

Likely how much domestic energy Army has—always cooking meals for Aloha, casual communication, and how comfortable he gets around Aloha considering his public image—being able to loosen up once relaxed(which is hard enough to get him to do)

Also how diligent his boyfriend is—so Army’s fiery passion about everything, how precise he is. Diligent. Spic and span. This is more of an admiration from Aloha considering hes a bit scatterbrained and can’t organize and arrange for shit

9. What do they dislike the most about the other?

Probably how much their personalities clash and how frequently they have extremely minor arguments—can go for either one. Ofc it’s not a huge problem bc they’re chronically in love

10. Do they share any hobbies or interests? How does that bring them together?

well…t u r f i n g

I think since their thoughts on strategies are different, Army would ask about how Aloha’s works,,and they’d have an open conversation about how each other’s tactics would work in a match together, mapping out stuff. It’d be sweet

Otherwise, with Aloha surfing and Army cooking, I think how those could be brought together is like. In a domestic setting where Aloha comes home from a surfing tournament, Army’s got some fresh curry waiting for him…thatd be cute. Dont mind me

15. What songs remind you of their relationship?

ABAHGSHSBUAHISUHIU OHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO

DID SOMEONE SAY SONGS

THAT REMIND ME

OF THESE TWO. IM ESTATIC THAT YOU ASKED

Talk Too Much—COIN

I Do Adore—Mindy Gledhill

LIGHT SHOWER—Melanie Martinez

29. Describe their nighttime routine.

ooh this ones interesting, i actually havent thought about this one yet

Probably pretty average. Brushing teeth, showers…yadayada all stuff before they get to bed

when they do, Aloha usually goes to sleep first, as Army likes reading novels before bed. Sometimes Aloha will snuggle up to him and/or rest on Armys shoulder while he reads, ask him what hes reading about so he can let his boyfriend be a geek for a moment. Its sweet

When Army finishes the chapters he was reading(or the entire book, it really depends), he turns off the booklight and they head off to sleep. Aloha initiates cuddling like 98% of the time, and its rare for Army to not be welcome to the gesture because he himself is also a cuddler but he’ll never admit it.

OKAY SORRY FOR THE HEADCANON DUMP BUT THANKS FOR LETTING ME DO SO,,,I LOVE GETTING THESE ASKS SO MUCH DOES A SOMERSAULT OUT THE WINDOW

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More asks cuz it's fun to see you talk about them when I wake up for school lol

50, 37 and 41

curls up onto the floor. Thanks you,,,,,ahsugsguagua

37. Who’s more emotionally sensitive/who cries more often?

I’d say Aloha expresses it just a teensy more due to his dramatic tendencies, but really it’s about the same—they’re both open books, are loud about their emotions, et cetera

army definitely sobs at the end of every even slightly crying-worthy media he gets into though I don’t make the rules

41. What would they do if they lost the other?

..you didn’t. Cries at this

Um. I truly have no idea though

I read in a fanfic once that Army declared the S4 disbanded until Aloha returned, in which. He physically couldn’t. It was so sad tears sprung to my eyes at that one. I remember it was written rlly well, it was called if life ain’t just a joke, why are we laughing?, by @galax-dragon . It’s a songfic based on a song by mcr I think

But I think something either would do is do little actions and keep mementos that remind them of their presence, like. Ill never forget you. Keep each other’s gear in a special place?? Rlly not sure sorry

50. Would they ever break up? If so, why? Who would handle it better?

I personally like to think they wouldn’t be the type to break up. Army would have obtained so many areas in relationship research and be very careful and direct in communication, making sure nothing is misunderstood or slipped through any cracks, and Aloha would take their relationship seriously unlike other things that he didn’t before, also having surefire communication, along with boundary understanding and all.

also each of them also take their daily bickerings with a grain of salt so that wouldn’t be the reason. And if they’re together in the first place they’d grown a greater tolerance for each one’s behavior lol. Enemies to lovers swag

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Hmmmm

Imma throw in random numbers and see what I get XD

18, 20, 6, 49

THANKS SOSOSOSOSISOSO MUCH FOR THE ASK FHSBDJSB

6. How do they make up/apologize after an argument?

Hmm let's see well. I think they'd argue like an old married couple, being about things like if the sun is yellow or orange that kinda bs(it's yellow guys) . So ofc those don't need apologizing but for the real fights, I'd think one of them would initiate the talking after each of them simmer down from their anger no matter how much time it takes. Likely Army bc Alohas kinda giving holding nonsensical grudges until he realizes that stuffs worthless

18. How do they care for each other when one of them is wounded/sick?

OH MY GOD YALL

So for Aloha: Army is an actual babysitter. He checks alohas temperature practically every five seconds and cooks some warm soup for him, making sure hes resting cuz the guy could do anything at any given moment. Army turns away for one second and suddenly there's confetti and glitter all over the room

Army: ok first of all Aloha can't make soup. Probably mixes up salt and sugar on the regular. However I'd say he's fairly good at making sure army gets the rest he needs, making sure he doesn't overwork himself and stuff, and just keeping him company

20. How do they comfort each other when one of them is upset? Is this method effective?

I think in either of their personalities, they help each other see the rational side of things-- it's really easy for either of them to overexaggerate worries or events, so most of the time some reassuring words and perspective from the other would subdue it to a fine degree

This is mostly based on a headcanon of mine that army's a gigantic worrywart but that's ok

49. Do they keep secrets from each other?

Oooh we're sticking our pickaxes deeper in the cavern huh

Well if you look at it from the octoling army hc perspective..i suppose so but only for a while. Like he revealed himself and Aloha was chill about it

But otherwise I don't think so. Alohas probably the biggest open book ever and is the biggest gossip. I bet his own secrets occasionally slip through

But if not...I wonder the angst potential of that👁️👁️

Army just seems like the honesty valuing type--he doesnt mind if Aloha reads his manuals and he doesn't care about leaving his cell phone out on the table, knowing aloha wouldn't do anything threatening with it

If they kept any secrets it'd likely be surprise parties from Alohas side lol

AGAIN THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE ASK I NERDED SO HARD ON IT‼️‼️

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COME ON ALOARMY NATION WE'RE ALMOST TO 100 WORKS ON AO3 COME ONNN

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Someone needs to make a "The ______ Brothers" meme but it's splatoon and it's this way and booyah