#Splurrt

[dreamsans3]

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[myplasticheart]

REPOST @splurrt Less than two weeks out now! Who’s ready? Uncle Steve will be at the party with a few of his well dressed friends. #splurrt #myplasticheart #oneofthosesofubiguys #sofubi (at myplasticheart) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqS5ictOKE7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[noveltytwist]

Splurrt

[tenthousandyellowjackets]

Usir "GID" by Blobpus x Splurrt x Rampage Toys (2014)

[spankystokes]

"Tokyo" editions of Splurrt's Cinema Monster, Cadaver Kid & Mini Cadaver Twins announced! http://dlvr.it/SLH4HJ

[swarmm-cod]

Mail call & Coming soon to swarmmco.com. #splurrt #whydogoodboyswannabebaddogs #swarmmcomingsoon #swarmmoneoff #swarmmcustom #swarmmoneoffs #swarmmcustoms #swarmmco #swarmmstore #swarmmwebsite #swarmm #skateboarding #weird #aliens #robots #music #monsters #dogmonster #monsterdog #dog #mansbestfriend #womansbestfriend #sofubitoys #vinyltoys #sofubi https://www.instagram.com/p/CagAL9LBaVF/?utm_medium=tumblr

[plastickaiju]

Name: Platform: Moon Goon DX Artist: Paul Kaiju Manufacturer: Paul Kaiju, Mutant Vinyl Hardcore, Splurrt Material: Sofubi

[grizlli]

2019 was about collaboration. #grizbizniz #wondergoblin #boogeyboys #kaijuone #splurrt #secrettoy #bruteforce #madebyunbox https://www.instagram.com/p/B6162dgH4Gp/?igshid=2u7qul0lho9p

[dcbutinamrev]

Hey Liz!

Could you please write some angsty lams?

Thank you.

*Bursts through door with a metal tray in hands* You want angst? It's fresh out of the oven! (Based off of an au I saw on IG where Alexander watched John die right in front of him. Enjoy the angst! *Ya’ll are gonna hate me- *) 

Ask and you shall recieve! 

*** 

Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Hamilon didn’t know how long it’s been since he’s been on the field. They’ve been on the field since midafternoon with the blistering heat and sounds of canon fire and sowrds clashing against the other and agonized screams along with sharp popping noises whizzing by his ear. It’s now dusk, the sky a pitch-black with the lone remains of the sunset behind the outskirts of the woods surrounding the field. 

Hamilton sprints through the field, sword in hand and lifted up high, screaming out the lion’s roar inside him. Hamilton dodges silver blades and muskets, jumping over dead bodies that’re sprawled out on the field before him, swallowing down the nausea he feels rising up in his throat. Hamilton gasps sharply as he ducks, lifting his arms up over his head as if that will protect himself. Once the musketball has whizzed by him, Hamilton slowly stands back up. Hamilton turns back to his goal and charges forward. 

Hamilton collides with a Redcoat’s musket, using his sword to block the blow. Hamilton growls low, almost like a deep rumble of thunder coming from the back of his throat his teeth bared as he stares into the enemy’s beady black eyes which twinkle. Hamilton yelps all of a sudden with both surprise and fear as he feels his feet sweeping from underneath him, feeling the cold metal of the weapon against his calves. Hamilton flips over himself, laying on his side on the field as he blinks the dizziness out of his eyes, trying to remember who he is where he is as he tries to catch his breath and sit up by propping himself on his elbow. 

Once Hamilton’s vision has cleared, a sharp ringing in buzzing in his ears, he frantically searches for his sword which had fallen out of his grasp during the fall. Hamilton swallows as he whips his head back towards the enemy hovering above him, his eyes wide and face pale as he sees the soldier before him with Hamilton’s own sword in hand. The Redcoat laughs darkly, huskily as he raises the sword above his head, ready to bring it down. 

Hamilton whimpers and squeezes his eyes shut, scrambling back as he hovers his arms over himself. He freezes in place on the ground when he hears a sharp whoosh of air, sucking in a deep breath and holding it, his heart stopping.

Hamilton frowns however and slowly begins to relax when he hears an agonized scream. Hamilton swallows, licking his dry chapped lips--dry from the lack of kisses from his dear Laurens--as he turns to see a sword sticking through the man’s chest above him. Hamilton gasps sharply, completely frozen with fear, surpirse, and confusion all rolled into one. 

He winces when he sees the sword being pulled out, dark crimson blood splurrting everywhere, dotting a little on Hamilton’s face even. Hamilton watches with complete shock as the man tumbles down to the side like a rag doll, a loud thump followed by. Hamilton stares at the man, panting as he tries to catch his breath, unsure what to think or do or to act. 

He just sits there. 

It’s when Hamilton hears a sword being jammed into its sheath around his savior’s belt. Hamilton frowns but grins as he slowly glances up to find the Marquis de Lafayette hovering above him with a grin on his face. 

Lafayette laughs a little as he extends a hand down towards Hamilton. Hamilton takes it as Lafayette helps him up to his feet, checking every angle of Hamilton’s face and every inch of him. 

“Mon petit lion!” Lafayette gasps, his hazel-green eyes wide as he cups both of Hamilton’s cheeks. “My God! Are you well?” 

Hamilton nods, still breathless and in shock as he lowers Lafayette’s hands, “Oui. I’m fine, Lafayette.” He laughs a little. “Now I see why Laurens doesn’t want me on the field.” 

Lafayette frowns, glancing at the war around them, searching for their dear friend. He turns back to Hamilton when he doesn’t see any familiar six-foot blonde nearby. 

“Speaking of our dear Laurens,” the Marquis says. “Where is he? Isn’t he supposed to be with you?” 

Hamilton shakes his head, running a hand through his dark red curls, his freckled cheeks puffing as he pants. Sweat trickles down the side of his face.

“No. He’s...” he pounds his chest as he coughs. “He’s in Redoubt No. 10. which is--” 

Hamilton suddenly freezes when he hears a shrilled, cold-chilled scream, higher than any man around. Hamilton can feel the hairs on the back of his neck tingle as his indigo-violet eyes widen with pure fear. Lafayette freezes in place as well, still as tree as he shakily glances down at Hamilton at the same time Hamilton glances up at him, their faces pale as though they saw a ghost. 

“Laurens,” Lafayette whispers sharply. 

Before Hamilton could utter a word, Lafayette sprints off in the direction of Laurens’s voice. Lafayette dodges enemy swords or muskets as he runs, leaving Hamilton standing completely in shock. After a few minutes, Hamilton was able return to his bearings and sprints after Lafayette, his eyes squeezed shut as he ducks under enemy fire, whimpering and hoping Laurens is alive. 

Please, my dear Jack, please... please don’t let it be you...please don’t let it be you. 

Hamilton skids to a stop when he sees Lafayette hovering over a body on the grassy field. He presses his lips together, stifling his gasp with the back of his hand as he stares wide eyed at Lafayette’s hunched figure before him, bracing himself for the news. Lafayette ducks as he walks behind Laurens, lfiting him up with his arms underneath his as he tries to haul Laurens off the field and towards the medical center. 

Laurens screams with pure agony as he clutches onto his stomach, his face covered with dirt, soot and a few scrapes of blood but his stomach is the main wound. 

Hamilton finally snaps back into reality, shaking his head and eyes before running towards the two. Lafayette grunts as he struggles to haul Laurens out of the way of fire, tripping over his feet as he walks backwards, dragging Laurens with him. Hamilton rushes forward, unshed tears shining in his eyes as he tries to look anywhere but the dark red hole in his lover’s stomach, his throat burning as he swallows, grimacing as he does so as though it hurts him to do so. 

“John...” Hamilton whimpers, running up to the two who are now by the outskirts of the woods, the shouts of war distant behind them. 

Lafayette gently lowers Laurens down to the ground, wincing when Laurens’s head makes a thump. Lafayette drops to his knees, ripping part of his sash as he tends to Laurens’s wound, trying to get the bullet out. 

Laurens screams and thrashes underneath Lafayette’s grip, his legs kicking about as he tosses and turns as though he were having a nightmare. Lafayette looks up sharply, orders Hamilton to pin Laurens’s arms still. 

“Alexander...” Laurens whimpers once Lafayette has managed to pull the bullet out, wrapping a fresh piece of cloth from his sash around the wound. Laurens lazily lolls his head towards the side towards Hamilton. 

Hamilton lets out a strained, choked sob as he collapses onto his knees, grasping hold of Laurens’s hand in his. Laurens’s chin trembles as he stares up at Hamilton. Hamilton’s heart cracks at the fearful look in Laurens’s face as he grips Laurens’s hand, leaning down to press his forehead agaisnt Laurens’s, combing a few sweaty honey-blonde bangs out of his eyes before pressing his lips to Laurens’s, not caring in the world if Lafayette or any other saw. 

“Shh, shh,” Hamilton whimpers, pressing a kiss to Laurens’s forehead. “Shh. I’m here Jack. I’m here, my love. Shh...” 

“Alex...” Laurens says. 

“Shh, shh,” Hamilton coos, pressing his lips to Laurens’s forehead once more. “Don’t talk, my love. Just save your strength and stay alive.” 

“Alexander...” Laurens grunts. “Alex..Alex...” 

“I’m  here,” Hamilton soothes, brushing his thumb on Laurens’s knuckles. “I’m here. my love. Shh. I’m here.” 

“Sing to me...” Laurens whimpers, grunting as he tries to sit  up but Lafayette gently lowers him back down. Laurens lolls his head to the side to face Hamilton’s. “Sing to me...Alex...my Alex...” 

Hamilton swallows as he nods and squeezes Laurens’s hand tightly, bringing up his threaded fingers with Laurens up to his forehead. Hamilton squeezes his eyes shut as he feels Lafayette’s arm around him. 

“Deep in the meadow, under the willow. 

“A bed of grass, a soft green pillow.” 

Hamilton lets out a choked sob, trying to stifle it as he bites his lower lip. Lafayette shushes him as he rubs Hamilton’s shoulder, locking eyes with Laurens’s. Laurens smiles warily up at the two, squeezing Hamilton’s hand tightly. Hamilton looks up, a small trembly smile on his face as he presses their intertwined hands agaisnt his freckled cheek. 

Hamilton sniffs as he tries to blink his eyes, in hopes that would keep his unshed tears at bay. 

“Lay down your head and close your eyes. 

“And when they open, the sun will rise.” 

Hamilton whimpers and squeezes Laurens’s hand tighter as he sees Laurens’s chest slows, becoming calm and peaceful but Laurens’s eyes still remain on Hamilton’s, a small smile on his face. 

“Here it’s safe, here it’s warm.

“Here the daises guard you from every harm. 

“Here your dreams are sweet, and tomorrow brings them true. 

“Here is the place...” 

Hamilton chokes as he speaks, tears slipping down his cheeks. 

“Here is the place...here is the place where I love you...” 

Laurens sighs as he blinks, trying to memorze every detail of his beautiful Hamilton above him before his vision starts to fade.

“Deep in the meadow, hidden far away...” 

Hamilton smiles shakily as he strokes the tears that slips down Laurens’s cheeks with his thumb. Hamilton leans down to press a kiss to Laurens’s lips before continuing. 

“A cloak of green, a moon beam ray. 

“Forget your woes and let your troubles lay. 

“And when again it’s morning, they’ll wash away...” 

Hamilton swallows as he combs a few strands of honey-blonde hair out of Laurens’s eyes, which are fluttering, trying to stay awake, to stay alive.

“Here it’s safe, here it’s warm. 

“Here the daises guard you from every harm. 

“Here your dreams are sweet, and tomorrow brings them true. 

“Here is the place...” 

Hamilton leans down and presses his lips to Laurens’s once more, letting his lips linger there a bit a longer, tears rolling down his freckled cheeks and onto Laurens’s cravat and neckcloth. 

Hamilton let’s out a shuddering gasp as he pulls back. 

“Where I love you...”

Hamilton and Lafayette sit still once Hamilton has finished. They wait. Wait for anything. But nothing. 

Nothing. 

Hamilton shakes his head, muttering “No” over and over again until he screams it. He shakes Laurens, trying to get him to wake, screaming his name as he buries his face into Laurens’s stilled chest. 

After a few minutes to himself, Lafayette finally sighs with a pained expression on his face as he tries to pry Hamilton off of him. Hamilton does surprisingly and buries his face into Lafayette’s chest, his body shuddering as he sobs.

The ghost of Laurens, however, stands before them. He watches Lafayette help Hamilton up to his feet and back towards camp, leaving Laurens behind. Laurens sighs as he walks into the woods with his arms clasped behind his back. 

My love, take your time. I’ll see you on the other side. 

[streetrobots]

Rampage Toys x Splurrt’s Diggler Sofubi Drops April 27th By request of Splurrt this colorway is back! Some Digglers this time. Part of next Friday’s…

[zollmen88-blog]

#kaiju_one #splurrt #Kronos #SoftVinyl #sofubi #ソフビ #膠品 #搪膠 #sofvitokyo（在 Vintage & Vinyl Club 膠易廣場）

[myplasticheart]

We're excited to welcome SPLURRT *One Of Those Sofubi Guys* for our next exhibit at myplasticheart! Known for his gruesome monsters and iconic sculps such as Cadaver Kid and Uncle Steve, @splurrt (aka Joe Merrill) has invited a crew of talented sofubi guys and gals to create their own custom interpretations of original SPLURRT sofubi figures. The impressive lineup includes artists near and far, featuring the work of… BLK CLVD | Candie Bolton | Deathland Vinyl Toy | The Devils Kaiju | Guumon | Paul Kaiju | Planet-X | Rampage Toys | Shingangu | Shirahama Toy | Spectrum Lab | Wonder Goblin | Zectron | Please join us on Saturday April 8th from 6-8pm for the opening reception! #oneofthosesofubiguys #sofubi #splurrt #myplasticheart #kaiju #customs (at myplasticheart) https://www.instagram.com/p/CplJOrOOksZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thetoychronicle-blog]

RAMPAGE TOYS store Re-Opening!

Just a quick heads up! Jon Malmstedt, the mythical Rampage Toys is re-opening is webstore tomorrow, 9/8 at 10AM EST, at rampagetoysandart.bigcartel.com! In case you need more reasons to attend this virtual opening here are a few; Oh boy, that Splurrt‘s giant Cadaver Kid sure takes the cake! If you don’t want to miss it we strongly advise you to…

RAMPAGE TOYS store Re-Opening! was originally published on The Toy Chronicle

[tenthousandyellowjackets]

Space Usir-X "One Off” by Splurrt (2020)

[spankystokes]

Everyone's favorite (sofubi) kid is turning TEN! Celebrate this with Splurrt & Lulubell Toys! "Golden Kid 10 Year Anniversary” edition Cadaver Kid from Splurrt is cast in a beautiful gold pearl vinyl to commemorate this special milestone! Approx. 5"/ 12cm tall, articulated in the neck and shoulders. $55usd + shipping. Limited edition, drops online HERE this Saturday, August 6th at 9am PST from Lulubell Toys! (Photos by Robert Howell / Manic Images.) https://ift.tt/3xkuf8s

[swarmm-cod]

Coming soon to swarmmco.com. Figures by @splurrt so get on over there & give him a follow!! #splurrt #whydogoodboyswannabebaddogs #swarmmcomingsoon #swarmmoneoff #swarmmcustom #swarmmoneoffs #swarmmcustoms #swarmmco #swarmmstore #swarmmwebsite #swarmm #skateboarding #weird #aliens #robots #music #monsters #dogmonster #monsterdog #dog #mansbestfriend #womansbestfriend #sofubitoys #vinyltoys #sofubi https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ4-x9yP-Wp/?utm_medium=tumblr