#Sr Cheeto

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Chester Chomper Jr. Debut: This post from three years ago

Hey, so remember three years ago when we had you plant those Chester Chomper seeds to grow a Baby Chester Chomper for the sake of love and also profit? Well here he is! This is your son, who celebrated his third birthday just yesterday! Aren't you proud of him? They grow up so fast, huh?

As young as he may be, Chester Chomper Jr. already knows about the delectable taste of Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare Cheetos from 2014, and I'm sure that hearing that makes you a proud parent. And it's good he does, given Chester Chomper Jr. is allergic to every food that isn't 2014 Garden Warfare Cheetos or zombies! I know this because I tried breastfeeding him once, and he ended up hospitalized for three weeks. But don't worry, even if the world's supply of 2014 Garden Warfare Cheetos runs out, there's enough corpses on Earth to last him a lifetime!

(his lollipop is made of both by the way i feel the need to clarify that)

Look! Chester Chomper Jr. is on a playdate in the Toy Corner with Mako and Spikina! Isn't it adorable? He even managed to share some of his 2014 Garden Warfare Cheetos with them, wow! Now, it's not good business practice to just give them away, but give Chester Chomper Jr. a break. He's only a child! He'll learn in due time.

Lately, Chester Chomper Jr. has been practicing his ABCs (so he can know how to spell "Cheetos" correctly) and 123s (so he can track how much product he's been selling). He's also a prodigy at video games, becoming a top-level Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare player while he plays as an effigy of his dead father! Neat-o beans!

And due to his absolute, undeniable adorability, sales for 2014 Garden Warfare Cheetos have been up 1000000000%! (This is from "0," which means the current number being sold is also "0," but that means you can make the number as big as you want while still being correct...!)

I think you should feel proud of your son, and how much he's grown in these past three years. (As a plant, it turns out he's pretty good at that!) Someday soon, he'll be something more special than any of us... a Radical Snack Food mascot. Sniff! His father would be so proud!

"ALLLLLRIIIIIIIIIGHHHHTTTT!" - Chester Chomper Sr. (from beyond the grave)

[toxetta]

Cheeto, egg (but like we should sword fight and then kiss and make up after /p /aff) banana, sea, Smurf (with the swords from earlier) blueberry, grape /p, cherry blossom, lint

that's the new plan, when we meet up irl (which we defo will trust/srs) we bring a sword each and fight until one of us is brought to the ground, then we passionately kiss /p and the winner gets to decide who we kill!!

excited yay :3

[shadowinthetreesbutcooler]

"Who's next, Sr Cheeto? Not on my fucking watch" PHIL STOP SAYING THAT, EVERYONE YOU'VE DECIDED TO LAY DOWN YOUR LIFE FOR SO FAR HAS DIED, EXCLUDING ONLY TUBBO

[blackspies12]

It’s been confirmed that the two teams eliminated yesterday from the Scrabble game will be returning and two people have been eliminated for cheating: Montoya and Sr.Cheeto (not sure if that’s how you spell their names I was just listening to Quackity’s stream). The teams who had Montoya and Sr. Cheeto will also not be eliminated and will be staying.

So that means Quackity, Roier, Mr. Phillip, Mariana and Juan will be playing today!

[realrogerhours]

Developing the guys; C.A.B.S. edition

brief introductions to characters featured in this post;

Roger D. Cheeto Sr.; Generally gloomy and distant, has lived well over 900 years due to a deal with his devil in his youth. Owner and operator of the world's most innovative biotech firm, specializing in mutagenic gene therapy and mass-production homunculi. Legally a father to the brothers despite their unnatural creation.

Juniper; Generally bubbly, a little obsessive over her husband. Stalker-turned-wife to Roger Sr., ran the Order of The Rotten Hand before corporate restructuring during the marriage officially incorporated them into C.A.B.S., she is legally the stepmother of the brothers.

Joseph D. Lazarus; Generally jovial and True Pope of the Vatican, publicly acting as leader of the secretive Jakob's Ladder combat-inquisitor detachment. Godfather and uncle to the brothers.

Gordon F. Cheeto; He's like if a golden retriever was a man. Roughly 8ft tall, skeletal structure cobbled together from various early hominids save for the skull. First activated in the 60s, spent every year since rotting in bandages until recovered and repaired in 2024, kept alive past the rot by a holy relic sealed in his chest.

Roger D. Cheeto Jr.; Generally kind of gloomy off-camera. Saint of Filth and Will of The New World, after completing the 14 miracles prophesized, he chose to break the cycle of the world resetting on August 1st, 2024, leading to the earth doubling in size as every additional dimensional layer overlaid on top merged into one planet. First activated in 2021 after 100 years spent gathering bones from 206 individuals, creating the most spiritually potent homunculus on earth, later shed the artificial body through one of his miracles to become a blood relative of Roger Sr.

Billy D. Cheeto; World's most passionate 12 year old. Anti-messiah conceptual weapon developed as a byproduct of Roger Jr.'s growth, initially conceived as a last resort. Due to a miracle, his own growing stable of power is unlinked from the middle brother's. Due to an unholy relic housed within his body, his form twisted during development into a satyr-like half-goat.

Which OC has done something that you, personally, find morally abhorrent?

ALL OF THEM!

except Gordon, Billy was being influenced at the time but he still did that shit

Which OC has to see a doctor regularly?

Gordon regularly has to go in for blood plasma transfusions and Billy has to go in every 6 months for bone position correction surgeries

How punctual is your OC?

Sr. and Joseph are early, Juniper and Gordon are usually on time, and the remaining brothers are often late, usually due to goofing around if they so happen to meet on the company trains before arriving at any meeting they are expected to be at.

What's the first thing your OC does when they wake up? What's the last thing they do before they go to sleep?

Juniper usually wakes Sr. up first thing in the morning and drags Sr. back to bed before she goes to sleep. There is no documentation supporting the theory that Joseph sleeps. Billy will usually look out the window upon waking up and read for 45 minutes before bed. Gordon starts the day searching for his walking stick and ends his day constructing a nest out of blankets on his bed. Jr. usually starts the day opening his window to allow fresh air in and ends his day by closing it.

Do any of your OCs use a mobility aid?

Gordon is incapable of maintaining an upright stance without the assistance of a walking stick, ensuring he does not slouch is vital because developing a replica of any of the discs in his spinal column would take months. He can climb and clamber with no problems, of course, owing to his physiology being closer to tree-dwelling early hominids, but he does not live in a world built for that body plan.

Nobody understands the motivation behind building his skeleton like this.

Is your OC the type of person who would return their shopping cart or not? Why?

They all return the shopping cart solely out of the most mundane of kindness, they know how frustrating it is to do a task that only exists because someone didn't do one small kindness that was very much expected of them, so they return the cart, make the workload a little easier for the man getting paid to collect them.

Which OC is in debt?

Roger D. Cheeto Sr. is in a form of debt to the Vatican so unknowable that there is no object of material or spiritual significance that can repay it.

[meltedbuttersblog]

goofy nicknames for twst cast :D

i originally sent these to @duskymrel but she said i should post these so here we are

heartslabyul

riddle: riddler, mr. president

trey: reddit nice guy (me), bread boy, oyster sauce fiend, peeta

cater: caycay the craycray, mr. chronically online, vil's aborted son /j

ace: little shit, asshat, acehole

deuce: big shit, double trouble, double bubble toil and trouble, bonk, cauldron

savanaclaw

leona: lil kitty meow meow, princess, regina george, apex predator (mean girls reference, meant to go with the regina nickname), munchies (ruggie, see his "grammy doesn't need fancy" vignette), sir snores-a-lot

ruggie: buggie wuggie ruggie, snuggie as buggie in a ruggie, reggie

jack: big buff cheeto puff, furry, handcrusher (back to my anime origins 😨😔), beast mode

octavinelle

azul: daddy (rook), monopoly man, stonks

jade: shroomie, mr. premeditated murder

floyd: chiropractor, mr. non-premeditated murder, psychopathic adhd

scarabia

kalim: big dick baby, death's best friend

jamil: x-games mode, sheryll's mexican neighbor (he seasons his chicken) (maybe just a little too much...)

pomefiore

vil: regina, heather, germy wormy ( /affectionate, cuz he's german)

rook: titty croissants, theatre kid (derogatory), theatre kid /pos, fox

epel: peepaw, meemaw, chicken fried by the zac brown band, good lookin' by dixon dallas (I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN I THINK ABOUT THIS SONG) (it's a very homosexual country song and it makes me crack up) (it used the word bussy)

ignihyde

idia: beta cuck, stinky boy (me: /j, /affectionate) (others: /srs, /derogatory)

(not including ortho cuz idk what to do for him 💀)

diasomnia

malleus: malicious malleus, gargling gargoyles (that would be a great catchphrase for him ngl), daddy (lilia but we don't talk about those many one or two times EVER.)

lilia: peepaw, serg (called serg once cuz he very sternly gave an order to player or smth and was like "if you're going to give me a military title, it best be general."), daddy (mal, but this time we do talk about it)

sebek: croc shoe, speaker, iida kinnie (player) (sebs has no idea what they're talking about 💀), sergeant

silver: sleepy, lil guy, kiddo (lilia), narcoleptic (me)

[irlcats-bracket]

THE SIXTH BRACKET!!

wow that's almost half. kinda did not expect to last that long

it starts 20th of september at 16/4 pm utc! you have three days to get your cats some propaganga

please remember that you can withdraw your cat for any reason at any moment with no reason provided. just tell me

cat names under the cut!!

John Malkovitche vs Ramsey vs Schroedinger

Alice vs Daisy May

Moira/Wormy vs Indy & Ace vs Subrahmanyan Chandrashekar

Chubbles vs Pandy

Bong Water vs Šumi vs Balem

Hiraya vs Princess

Poopy vs Sr. Wax vs Mai & Zuko

Eevee vs George

DiaLoaf vs Chocolate vs Hamilton

Orange Kitty vs Zahra & Max

Miette vs Cheeto vs Flame & Havoc

Sheldon vs Snowball/Snowy

Squishy vs Molly vs Kofuku

Beamer vs Pangur

Tama vs Nebberz vs Nala

Legolas vs Aziraphale

[togeqii]

I meant K-Pop!! I haven’t found any good K-Pop fics lately and that’s why I wanted your recs lol sorry for the confusion :)

omg! yes i can definitely recommend a few good fics haha i haven't been an avid reader for a while but i Do have a few notable favorites! i'm kinda just taking this from my rec tag on wuahae lol but . i'm ngl all the fics by these authors are so good like if you like the writing (You Will ....) you should def check out their other fics in their masterlists! also if you like the fics pleeeaaase leave feedback in their askboxes or in their notes :( i know it would mean a lot to them because it always means a lot to me!

eat, play, love by @husbandhoshi

e2l romcom au .... really Reads like a romcom i can talk at length about this fic but also lily is just a great writer . it's just good fic!! the perfect amount of funny with a touch of angst and as always Real Genuine feeling . will always rec this one <3

gold rush by @dkfile

exes-to-lovers mingyu it is just SO scrumptious .... ci masters the art of the small town nostalgia haze and the dynamics in this fic are just MWAH . conflict is perfect, characterization is perfect ... if a fic is named after a tswift song you just know it has to be good!

parallels & almosts by @httplastic

vernon friends to lovers! it's almost wong kar wai esque the way peach writes their prose ... so so pretty. always so meaningful i loved reading and analyzing their words trying to dissect metaphors and double meanings :") the type of fic where i read and i go "i wanna write like that!!!" one of the top fics i'll go to when i wanna read a nice comfort fic in winter <3

those are the most recent ones i've read but here are a few honorable mentions from fics that were released a while ago but i think about almost daily . fics that rewrote my brain chemistry .

the times we couldn’t say goodbye (the times i loved you most) by @/husbandhoshi

SORRY this is another one by lily but its the one that made me follow her.... she just gets the Hoshster im sorry ..... also this fic deserves like 10 million notes with how it made me feel . fantasy au where hoshi is a wizard and yn is the innkeeper and even though hoshi isn't someone who Stays you're always going to be the one he returns home to . GUNSHOTS .

just us and the moon (till the sun starts waking) by @97-liners

THE FIC THAT MADE ME START CARATBLR ....... actuallyyyy just read all of jackie's fics 😁😁 i feel like i rave about this fic every chance i get but its deserved idc idc i come back to read it regularly . yn in this fic is so real like the me of last summer was bawling her eyes out because of how peeled i felt reading it...... anyway its fwb!woozi and Obviously that means don't read this fic if you're a minor but . but .... i became a changed woman after i finished it . Again the perfect amount of humor + angst + Implied smut without feeling gratuitous or out of place . my hall of fame for realsies.

other people's weddings by @neonunau

ok i Just checked after going back to link this fic and i saw its at 2k notes?!?!? deserved /srs . but Again it's giving romcom ... its f2l seungcheol but the way mads depicts him is SO chef's kiss. like if lily gives him the insufferable former frat boy energy with dusty cheeto fingers then Mads writes him as Sufferable college friend cheol. the yearning is so real from him . he holds your purse . swallows his feelings it practically gives him And you (the reader) constipation but every court needs their jester and he's happy to provide ..... not to mention the side characters are so funny its insane. humor is perfect . romance is perfect . writing is perfect ..... its just good fic!!!

[spade-riddles]

What if the pivot was necessary bc of the tiktok algorithm? It put a lot of info in front of a lot of people who would never have been involved otherwise. I found you, sr, bc of a tiktok video of some girl claiming you are Taylor lol. I didn’t even care about Taylor swift until I got involved by accident in the midnights mystery roll out drama going on on that app at the time. I maybe could name two 1989 songs. I don’t think kaylor and swiftgron and promances would be the same kind of hot goss they are now if everybody was still in their corners on tumblr and xitter, I don’t think those terms would have gotten escape velocity like they have. Maybe there is a specific video that the dandelion is referring to, that stirred things up originally to set the pivot in motion. Can you do a poll and see how many of us came from where to find you? Oh wait that won’t work since we are all anons 😂 maybe ask everyone to chime in on anon? Idk that might annoy you. 💋

(this part is a joke but let’s not forget that maybe the golden one outed the cheeto’s white collar crimes, perhaps the great wall is trying to blow their cover too soon and spoil their plans of adding an office to the lover house?)

Interesting!!! Also, this is the first I have heard that a TikToker thinks that I am Taylor. 😂

[leevingthisplace]

Nine People Tag

Thanks to @cheeto-flavoured-pasta for the tag:)

Last song: despair by leo.

Last Movie: was forced to watch the new Mission Impossible yesterday (I could rant for hours omg why is every Tom Cruise movie so long and boring and srs it would be more fun if they just had Tom Cruise play himself in every one of these movies like: Tom Cruise as Tom Cruise in Top Gun! Tom Cruise as Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible! Like honestly, he's just hired to be Tom Cruise already)

Currently watching: re-watching the same shit I always do for the one hundredth time (Gilmore Girls & Stranger Things)

Currently reading: I finished Cinderella is Dead yesterday and I'm also reading a German book called Tinte und Knochen (original title: Ink and Bone)

Currently craving: ice tea. because I'm always. craving. ice tea.

Last thing you searched for writing purposes: I think it was something like "German surnames", relatively mild. But I also remember researching different types of concrete and terracotta, and once I went on a research journey on hair extensions. yeah.

I'd love to tag someone but unfortunately I'm new on tumblr and don't know that many people yet, if someone sees this post and hasn't been tagged yet and wants to take part, feel free to reference me as the person who tagged you:)

[treadmilltreats]

Be The Change You Want To See

I've been saying this at the end of every blog since I started writing this blog 12 years ago. I am a big believer in change. I think anyone can change if they truly want to. My ex-husband constantly said

“A leopard can't change its spots” Well yes, a leopard can't but we are not leopards, we are human and we can change at any time.

I've seen drug addicts turn their lives around. I have seen prostitutes become pastors, and I have seen murderers come out of prison and start a new life helping others. I have seen racists turn their hate into love for others they once hated. Nothing is impossible.

So even though we are living through one of the worst times in history, I still believe we can be the change. I believe good can win over evil. I believe if we all come together we can do anything. They want us separated because then it's easier to divide us. To pit one against another. Little by little it will be easier to take away our rights. To be able to achieve more power. We need to wake up now because in case you forget or are too young to remember, we saw this before in Germany with Hilter. He separated people, he wanted complete say and if you disagreed with him, he took you away and killed you.

We must use our voices, we must protest, we must vote, we must call our congressmen and senators. We must show up at town meetings and voice our opinions. If we stick together we can overcome it.

This is not us against them, this is basic compassion for another human being. This is kindness for those who have no voice. For those who have no food, and no medicine. This is for people who are barely paying their rent or can put food on the table for their families. This is change for the 30% of homeless women with children because they can't afford a place to live. This is about what is right and wrong. This is basic human decency that we have lost.

Why is the 3% of the richest in the world, getting all the breaks when the rest of the 97% is struggling to put food on the table? Is this right? Is this what the “greatest country in the world” does? No, we are no longer great, we haven't been in a long time, and trust and believe Cheeto Man is not making it great again. He's making it hate again. He's hurting more people, he is trying to take away our rights little by little. He's trying to make it white again, with blacks on the back of the bus, the LGBTQ community back in the closets, and women barefoot and pregnant chained to the stove, obeying their man.

Until they arrest me I will keep speaking out. I will keep writing about the injustices going on in this country and to people less privileged than me. I will not stay quiet!

So today my friends remember it's up to you. Change is only possible if you believe it is and do something about it. Be that one person who says I refuse to sit in the back of the bus! Stand up for other's rights because if you don't, one day they will come for yours. We all need to be the change we want to see.

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[lellos-never-on-time]

Imagine he outlives all of the qsmp gang and then all his new friends (Sr Cheeto)

phil going "man i hope i die today! can't wait to sacrifice myself haha!" every single day and instead of dying he just sees all of his friends die

[pastelalleycat]

just a clarification i use orange hearts but it's not because of no. 45 cheeto man i swear 😭 (/srs) it's wander over yonder orange 🧡🧡🧡

[aitoolswhitehattoolbox]

Sr. Route Salesman

Job Description:OverviewWe Are PepsiCoPepsiCo products are enjoyed by consumers more than one billion times a day in more than 200 countries and territories around the world. PepsiCo generated more than $79 billion in net revenue in 2021, driven by a complementary beverage and convenient foods portfolio that includes LAY’S ®️, DORITOS ®️, CHEETOS ®️, GATORADE ®️, PEPSI ®️, QUAKER ®️ and more.…

[bolasrojas]

Wait it was sr Cheeto who used ChatGPT…..ew

[777elizabet]

Gideon felt the covers being whipped from his body,everything hurt,especially his head .Someone was opening the curtains and a nasty breeze hit him like a fury, beating him with her wings. Gideon was hungover,his father loomed over him like King Kong's sh

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

2:59 PM

Gideon felt the covers being whipped from his body,everything hurt,especially his head .Someone was opening the curtains and a nasty breeze hit him like a fury, beating him with her wings. Gideon was hungover,his father loomed over him like King Kong's shadow. His eyes felt bruised and his head spun.

Somewhere he could smell bacon frying ,then at the thought of that, he could see eggs being poached.He jumped out of bed flew to the bathroom and it appear the porcelain god was flying up to meet him.He began to puke, he puked up everything even some weird Cheeto shit from a month ago.His father came in and began to soak a hand towel in cold water.As he handed it to him , he turned the shower on,as he left the bathroom he said:

' Get yourself cleaned up, Grandpa ' s making breakfast...'. Then his father left to go downstairs. Gideon wiped his face and climb in the shower.

'How' s the boy?'e

'Mortal...' His father replied.

Gideon was the youngest in the family.He had two older sisters and an older brother. His mother had left when he was ten. A few years ago ,she had passed away in a nightclub fire.

He had met her once or twice before she died.She had been attempting to reconcile with his father,himself,and his siblings. She was going to come home ... he shook his head, why was he thinking her today ?Why was he thinking her at all?!? She left him when he was in need of her most...

His Grandpa was putting some juice on the table,his dad was getting down an extra plate setting for his Uncle Gord.

A woman came upstairs, she was a red head, she was wrapped in his uncle's housecoat.The moment was awkward to say the least.

' Can I help you ,lass?'His grand father asked

bringing her a cup of coffee.

'Thank you ...' She said taking the cup . 'Who are you?'

' Who did he tell you we were?'

'He never said...'

'Well then, let me enlighten ye?

His Grandfather replied.

' The young man with his head in his hands is my

Grandson,Gideon.The bloke in the yellow rugby

Shirt is Gordon's brother ,Joseph, and I am Joseph Gabriel Ferryman Sr. I own this fine establishment, at your service, and you are?'

'Yvette Sharon...' He shook her hand, she pulled it away,like he burned her, then turned and ran downstairs.

' Gordon, Gordon, we need to talk.'

His father and his grandfather shook their heads.

It was like watching a pair of automatrons,sync with each other thought Gideon.He smiled inward.

He was skinny and bony like his brother,Will.His father and his grandfather were built like boxers.

They were broad and stocky,but his father had

A lion's mane of white hair his bald spot wasn't in a noticeable place.He figured,if it got as bad as his grandfather 's,his father would just shave his head. That's what Gord did, and he got laid every night. But Gord was younger, taller, and less of a pain in the ass .Mind it helped that he was ten years older than Will .

His grandfather was a navy cook,he was missing one eye and had a proscetic arm but seldom wore it ,he had more dexterity in his old hook.His hair was gone along time ago, but his one eye was dark and sparkled a little ,when he felt like conspiring with his grandson, that wasn't

this morning. When he got out of the shower, his father layed out his white jeans ,white tee shirt, and one of his grandfather 's aprons. It was clear,he'd be on K.P. duty this afternoon. (There were gizzards,necks and hearts in his future.)

Hungover,double yolk eggs,and gizzards,this was going to be a long day .

'And you, young man,finish your cereal and bring me up the turkey in the basin down stairs.' His father met his eye,slight smile on his face, and whispered:

' At least you down have to catch and butcher it.'

He didn't want to know the story behind that remark , and went downstairs to get the turkey.

Yvette and Gord were in animated discussion.

She was dressed now and pulling on her silk stockings.Gideon hid face and tried to make it passed his uncle's flat without being noticed.

He heard the door slam, he saw stars, but at least he didn't drop the turkey.

' Gramps?' he called coming up the stairs .

'Put the bird in the sink.' The old man said, he placed a large glass of tomato juice in front of the boy ' Drink this and hand me my knife.'

He put some pepper in the juice and took down a heavy cutting board.

' Gawan drink it.' he insisted,Gideon drank it. His cheeks buzzed.

'What the hell! Gramps!'

' Don't be such a child!' Gideon was a child , the day was conspiring to make him a life long teetotaler .' A bit of ginger and pepper never hurt anyone.!'

' Now get over to the sink and clean the bird'.

It was the boy's hope there would be a neat little pouch with the giblets ,neck and gizzard

in it. No! When he opened the turkey, it was fresh, his grandfather bought from the hutterites. He had to reach in and pull everything out.

' What's a smatter boy,you look a wee pale?'

' I m fine Gramps!Just a little tired...'

'Are you now?What do you think that's from?'The twinkle was back ,the old man came over to the sink.He put his arm up the ass of the turkey and pulled the neck , giblets, and the gizzard out of bird ,with one yank .

' Get the small pot out of the cupboard.'

With his hook , he grabbed his cat's bowl from the shelf above the sink.( They did have a cat, but in no way would it have been a frigging housecat, their cat was cool.He knocked bats out of the sky and left fat pigeons on the front usually discovered by his Aunt Ada when she came by to check on Gramps.)Aunt Ada.. why the hell wasn't she making the turkey?

Gideon put water in the small pot,and then threw the turkey ' s innards in it.

' Remember to let them boil for 30 minutes.Save the heart and the liver,but give the gizzard and the neck to the cat.' Instructed his grandfather.

'Where are you going!?'

' I'm going downstairs to get the vegetables.'

The house was maybe 40 years old,maybe older, Gideon was thinking. Then again granddad kept a large garden .He grew a lot of root vegetables,never had to go to the produce section in the grocers.

Gideon began to assemble pealers,knives,and pots . Thanksgiving supper was usually served about 6 or 7 at Grandpa 's. Ada arrives first,usually with 2 of her single friends. She worried about Gordon and his dad, finding nice girls.His Auntie Celeste arrived next with her wife and their 3 kids, followed by Allister and Megan ,his two sisters, and Uncle Kirk. Will would come home last, with one of his many certifiable girlfriends. Who would it be this year?

Last year ,he came with Lorna, she wasn't so bad , until she went downstairs with Gord.The less said about that the better,as Auntie Ada would declare.

He began to cut up the mirqua (celery,onion,parsley) along with some garlic,sage and thyme.

He heard a thwap behind him. The cat had come home.

'Hey Horatio .' The cat rubbed against him.

Horatio was a cat and half.His face looked pushed in and his coat was several shades of puce, brown and yellow. Like his Granddad,Horatio had one eye and some fur

missing from his forepaw . The cat had battle wounds,but not to the point where he'd be 'dead cat walking.' He was intacted and sprayed a bit,usually when Ada stopped by to check on Granddad.

The cat winked at him, Gideon bent down and rubbed his ears. It followed him to the pantry.

He got out a tin of whitefish and carried to the counter .(He rolled his eyes, can't get a turkey from the grocer's,but could pay $2.00 for a can of whitefish for Horatio!) The cat was cool but

spoiled. He filled the cat's bowl and grabbed

another container then filled it with water.

' You're going to eat well today.' He said to the cat, again the animal

winked at him.Something about the one eyed Tom, cheered Gideon up.

Speaking of his dad,he was heading out to his car.

Joseph was heading upto the university, he was picking

up his girls . He spotted Allister first, a small round blue haired figure ,dressed in black,and drowning in a multicoloured duster coat. She was bespectacled and freckled ,his Allister, reminding him of his mother and sisters, more than his late wife. She came to meet him carrying her portfolio and her art supplies.

' Where's the rest of it ? ' he asked.

' We're just off for the week ,I figured I had enough stuff in my room, to do me until next Sunday.'

'Where's your sister?'

' If you see a group of slobbering youths , I can guarantee we will find Megan in the middle of them.' She said dryly. ' The princess always holds court ,over by the Nickle Arts building.'

(Allister loved her sister, but she wasn't very good at hiding her irritation with her at times ,this had been one of those weeks .) Joseph smiled inwardly. They found the social butterfly , in amidst a group of young men.

Megan was the spitting image of Stella. Silver blonde locks, Kelly Green coat,and kitten heeled boots,she stood out in a crowd.

' Christ,if she's not careful , she's going to break a limb, wearing those ridiculous things. ' he heard Allister grumble behind him. Allister was fond of a pair of black Uggs , she wore with everything,including a plaid and denim jumper ,she wore for formal occasions.

Leggings,socks,Uggs,red and black plaid skirt and sweater, Allister was ready for any special occasion.Megan loved Chanel #5,cashmere and soft

Leather booties.His girls, one hid behind a grunge persona , the other embraced her feminity,and wore it like a uniform. Joseph didn't know who worried more for.

His sister,Celeste came to mind looking at Allister, she came out when she was fourteen, it didn't surprise him. What he worried about was not Allister 's orientation, but the fact that she spent so much time on her own. Megan on the other hand had a new boyfriend, ever since she was old enough to date.Both girls were affectionate, funny young women, but where Megan was impulsive, Allister was cautious. Like Stella ,Megan, didn't appear to have much street sense.This made Allister protective of her.

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