#THE ESTIMATED DELIVERY

[aroace-polyshow]

SORRY TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID SLEEP POST CANCELLED

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[nylarac]

was supposed to get here on saturday.. blease... my package....

[loafbud]

So like..... I don't think I ever mentioned more about this here, but remember that kofi goal i made to get the shadow milk 3rd preorder thing back in Feb? I had gotten enough to get it but I missed it....... and yet for some reason I still had a crazy amount of hope...

Here's an update:

im gonna burp in his face .........

[tallertysupremacy]

My copy of Sobh is supposed to come today (!!!) (literally in shock this thing RACED to my door). Sadly I’m not getting the tlkof chapter but I can post Jace’s response/any other exclusives for those of you who want to see it!

For those who want to avoid it, any suggestions on how I should tag?

[violetheart77]

“kill them with kindness”

Wrong! CURSE OF BILL CIPHER.

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[graff-aganda]

first draft -> second draft -> final version !!

[iggyfing]

*glaring out the window at the empty mailbox*

where. are. my stickers. give. me. my stickers.

[floralpotions]

guys........... tomorrow.......... i will be f/o plushie haver...........

[y-eontan]

the chances of my package being delivered today. are slim.

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

if I tell a customer their order is due to arrive today/tomorrow there's a chance they won't believe me and will assume I'm just making up a date to get them off the phone (I am not doing that for the record)

but if I tell a customer 'it looks like your order is due to arrive on the 20th so...oh! Oh okay the 20th is today! Gosh the month is going fast. Okay so it's due to arrive today then.' There's a much lower chance of them doubting me. So now i just perpetually act like I don't know what the date is and the more authentic my surprise the less likely they are to question me. I'm really starting to perfect my act.

[chimkinnuget]

ups i love you. ups i am going to be at my grandmas on Saturday. ups I'm begging you do not deliver it on Saturday. I will not be home until after Christmas, ups. ups you understand this right. ups

[lacebird]

ship you damn bluray player SHIP I SAYYYY

[aritany]

KDP really said oh you wanted books in time for release day? you let us lull you into a sense of false security by delivering you test author copies multiple days ahead of estimated delivery date? that’s on YOU, pitiful fool.

not only will you not have books for release day, you will not have books for your launch event either. we will do nothing about this. we will not refund you either. we hope you die in a ditch & we curse your family. l + ratio + we hate you

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

Okay I made a mistake of making the wrong main so I can't add Pictures BUT

Dr. Zomboss (plants vs zombies)

(P.S. You should probably look at your reblogs on the original ask game)

Hey! I'm assuming you're saying this because you made a request through the reblog as well and it's been a hot minute? If I have you mixed up with someone else then you can absolutely bonk me upside the head and correct me and ignore what I'm about to say.

But, please be patient with me! Trust me, I am definitely trying to get through all the reblogs, but I am just one man and I am doing this for fun. You definitely dont need to remind me to check the reblogs, im the one getting a notification over each one haha. I definitely don't mean to keep people waiting or anything for too long as I work my way through them, but I am trying to do it on a first-come-first-served basis. And as much as IDEALLY I'd like to sit down and blow through answering all of them for a few hours on end, I simply can't do that, my brain doesn't work like that. Especially when I get home from after work and what not, that already sometimes can take a couple hours for me to stop being overwhelmed, if not lasting all the way until I go to bed.

I didn't anticipate it getting this much traction and I'm not closing it cause I'm still enjoying it, if I knew I would be taking a bit getting around to it I would've added a disclaimer, but like I said this is just a for fun silly thing, think of it like ordering mail. It'll take a day or two before the mail arrives, give it a moment.

And I am not a random generator, either. I am geniunely trying to take some time to stare at these images of these characters and think of something for whatever vibe they radiate. And that includes also sifting through some blogs because some people are. They support things that I am not comfortable with interacting with. I'm doing what I can here. The ice cream machine isn't broken just. Give it a moment, it hasn't been replaced in almost a decade.

[happystarzarchive]

every day is one day closer to the mr plant plushie arriving ((<- insane))

[pardonmystardust]

Starting to become. Honestly a bit miffed at UPS.