#THEURE SWIMMING

[caffeiiine]

Sharks :3

OUHH LOOK AT THEMM

BABIES THEYRE SO UAAGH IM BBXBX

YHEYRE SO EVERYTHINGGG KOOKS AT THEMM

[anomalocaris-with-internet]

physically cannot stop watching metalocalypse

[beck-a-leck]

Did a thing on vacation I rarely do and got my nails done!

Something lovely and bright to match the vacation vibes!

[princessdreamie]

DBH part 68

On Saturday at the ferguson mansion

Na came to visit again, hanging out with Se and Ll. The little boy told his distant relative what happened last time at the park as they were playing. Na laughed at the story, thinking that it was just bizzar to hear.

All reminded the girl about her taking her drops. She left the back at the living room so the kids came downstairs to get them.

B4 they could do so, the 3 of them heard E arguing with someone o the phone. As much as both kids wanted to eavesdrop on the man, Ll dragged them to the other direction.

Once Na took her meds, the young kids wondered what they should do next. Se wanted to visit his mom but got reminded by the girls that his dad forbid him to drive there without a good reason. The boy groaned, fell on the couch & played with his action figures.

Na asked her little cousin if he liked playing basketball.

His response: „No. But there isnt much to do exept for baskedball or tennis in their area.“

The gurl though for a moment and got a great idea

„Maybe you just Haven't found the right sport yet. Your dad loves playing golf & C is a Basketball star. Who knows, maybe you find somethung you are good at.“

The boy, frustrated with her weird idea, declined. But the girls didn't give up so easily. First, she asked Ll to analyze his physical talents & they would go from there.

At first it seemed hopeless. Se was not big on climbing or running. So ball sport was out of the question immediately. So was swimming. Although he loved to swimm in the sea theur faith dwindled once they remembered that he has the tendency toforget to get out of the water from time to time.

But they could still do something with water. Ll gave the 2 a list of watersport. Waterpolo, swim gymnastics, surfing, windsailing and so on.

A few moment prior at E's room

E was getting furious with his team on the phone. Not only did they lose their shipment but somehow also got scammed by an amateur after a meeting outside the country.

The worker who was tasked to take care of the shipment pushed his responsibilities onto a newbie, who had no clue what he was supposed to do.

Both were fired immediately, they made enough damage for them to set them back months.

The CEO got an email on his pc, and finised the call to read it.

He was sent some photos from a weird guy. But not Just any weird guy. The photos were made at the evening where his son and Br went not too long ago.

E hired somrone to keep an eye on his oldest, so that he knew if something might be amiss. And he was right to trust his gut. The person was always close by. From the entrance, to the movie, after party upto the point where both were heading back home. The mysterious stranger was hoy on their tails.

E replied back and ordered to find out more about this man. He wouldnt sleep well if he knew a weirdo like that could be able to do any hram to him or his family. The sooner he vets his hands on him the sooner they can get back to their normal lives.

[anastacialy]

finished wednesday on netflix tonight, so queued gifsets incoming. gonna look sort of hilarious next to all my festive posting, lmao. so be sure to block the tag if you're not interested, and if you are interested in an avid addams family (both the 90's movies and the television show) enjoyer's thoughts, i have a few very-spoilery opinions below the cut!

first of all, i liked it. it wasn't perfect, of course, but i enjoyed it!

it was wild to me to see there were a few people saying it was too violent? i know it used to be cartoon violence, or only reverences to violence, but i felt they delivered fairly well on that front. i was shocked to read some people took the piranha in a swimming pool bit seriously due to the fact that it was piranha... in a swimming pool. i laughed.

on the side of "the addams don't like murder enough" i definitely felt that. there was a slight toothlessness to them that i didn't love, but i do understand the reasoning behind it. by changing genre, it means there have to be stakes, there has to be some sort of line drawn between what is acceptable and what isn't. they did play with this a bit, too, when gomez was accused of murder and morticia said she had never loved him more, that was great. but y'know, the whole proving of their innocence thing was kinda meh. another post pointed out, morticia and gomez probably would have enjoyed that situation a bit more than they were portrayed to, based on theur prior characterizations. but again, i get it in theory. if your big bad guy is a murderer, then having your whole cast be murderers is a little harder to navigate. they took the easy route of "murder fun and interesting in theory, less fun and interesting in practice."

i was a little dissapointed by bianca's screentime, since i feel she deserved more of it. as a lot of people have also pointed out, (though i must clarify i am white, so take my opinion on this matter with a grain of salt) it was a little iffy having several "antagonists" be black, though i did genuinely like all of their characters, and obviously they all became not-antagonists by the end of things. it does also rub me the wrong way that there's a tendency to cast black men as (in this case ex-)cops, and that line from morticia to the mayor felt really tonedeaf, especially without any rebuttal. but again, my opinion on this matter isn't backed up by first-hand experiences, so take it or leave it.

i loved the dynamic between enid and wednesday. i mean, how could you not? i liked wednesday with bianca too, but in terms of shipping i do understand why people are leaning toward enid/wednesday. they got more screentime together, enid's inability to wolf out was the least subtle allegory for queerness i've ever seen, and that hug? hello? more romantic than any interaction with the love triangle guys by far. bianca and wednesday did get some great moments together, though, and again i wish they'd had more time to interact directly.

i have more thoughts but i'm having some trouble articulating them, so i might reblog this with some additions later when i'm more coherent. i love to hear more about what other people thought, though, so i'm excited to keep creeping in the tags tomorrow!

[iemergedoutofthewater]

Actually no , my show wouldn’t be a difficult sell like overall but they said it might prove to be difficult to sell to a regular network and one of the Execs asked me where would I think of pitching my show and I said Adult Swim and they all went ohhhh then yeah it’s really doable and I was like lmao yeah but they said I could literally just start on my own making these videos bc like I’ve Got the idea and the segments and the writing is all there it’s all funny so he’ll yeah MAN. Also it was funny bc beforehand all my classmates were talking about how nervous they were and how they were scared of the execs and what they’d said and this like laid back older surfer dude that always asks me good questions about my projects was like “how about you river , how you feeling ?” and I was like ahh I’m good , Theure just some corporate shills and I like my writing so I’m feeling fine ,it’s just three guys :-) “ and a girl was like “River works completely out of the box and system “ and I was like :-))) Also I’m one of the youngest people in the class so that’s Neat .

[bewered]

Infinite. Cường sits still for the world. He feels more than his quiet lets on. Warning for: death, suicide, sensory overload.

He doesn’t know where he puts it all, but he’s patient as the rains start, muted, light in his ears and soft on his thoughts.

It begins brewing when the morning, grey-toned, stirs alive. Song-like, he mutters at first to himself, regrettably if not endearingly obtuse. It finger-plucks the Hanoian canopies, shivering them with murmurs of the rotting and the phantomed as it rolls with the wet plummeting off the trees. Chilled. Loud. Cường holds his umbrella, and the voices smack the cover. He thinks of how they bleed with the mid-April chorus, lightly buzzed, sugared, pocked with the rain and the honey of the blooms.

But then: why aren’t you’re listening to us? It’s dull, scratching at his ears. Cường walks. He shuffles out his keys reaching the humble of his storefront, and thinks, ‘I am,’ sleepily in his skull. 'I always am.’

But you aren’t really, the answer throbs back. It cracks like radio static, tickling and surreal. You’re only hearing us is the actual truth of it. Not listening. You’re never as close as we’d like you to be.

But aren’t you supposed to be?

He says nothing. You servant to everyone else. He lowers his umbrella, pushing in with the twinkling of the bellchimes that hug the top, and lets their cheer smother the dead.

We’re hurting, after all. Why won’t you listen to us? Always crushing your medicines… Aren’t we worth your care?

He pauses. He doesn’t know where he puts it all, but his dam is cracking as he fingers out the ginger root. But he hasn’t yet realized it. He thinks of mashing paste.

And you can balm our achings like you devote so much of your life to. And you can remember us, think of us when no one else will, remembering to never or forever forget. Won’t you do that for us, child?

Cường settles at his mortar. His head’s bowed low, and a skeletal hand, mangled and looking two months into starving, slips about his wrist.

Because you feel more than you ever let on, don’t you?

He turns for his pestle. The woman brings a friend, and the smell of petrichor, like peat-rot, slips furtive through the window.

We know you do, they mutter in tandem now. We hear you cry sometimes, there in the dark when you feel everything, the entire world coming down on you. And no one but us is ever by your side. Right? We’re the only things you know with confidence.

She comes into view. Cường doesn’t flinch, their visions trembling just beyond his periphery, shaky and muted, but morosely familiar. They’re always like this; they’ve caverns where their eyes have ought to be, and theur skin’s sloughed off where their neck sits shrunken. Hungry. So, you see I’ve been forgotten for so long. Can you measure it, boy, the countless years of forgetting? He works on his medicine. Muscle peers through their jowls shriveled cancerous, and the teeth in their mouths sit cracked and yellowed. Their fingers drum his knuckles. One slips in closer, mouth hording pustules popped and blistered.

Because we can read yours. Hundreds, it seems like. So sad… No one ever thinks of you. But you showed us yours–now, we’ll show you ours.

Cường jolts. “ I never cared to.” He shudders, their fingers rifling through his scalp, and it feels just a little like they’ve sunken in—parasitic, hungry, slipped beneath his flesh and wormed beneath his bones.

'I—’

Was meant for this. Meant to hold it all. You were meant to weather everything and heal, listen, but bottle it deep. Why else, of course, would you be seeing us, boy?

His head whirrs.

Why else would you shut down like you think it’s escape?

“I don’t.” Cường stares on, wide-eyed at the shelf on the far wall. His world begins to tremble, and the still of the air, beaten with the outside rain, starts to swim beneath his feet until it churns, roars, yowls like ocean-song.

He breathes. Memory takes reality. It isn’t his memory. He’s watching how they die—

Gasping, one crushed along the scorching pavement, teeth in her mouth and pupils whizzing. She gurgles. Her long hair sticks along wet ruptures, cheek burst with impact and road rash, blistering and unforgivably skinning, as the tell-tale of clot flowers in her eyes. She looks like a cherry, ripe. She looks about to pop, split. Blood dribbles out her nostrils, and she twitches, heaving around a shout that never, corked in her belly, ever comes out. She wants to cry. Cường hears motorcyles in the distance. They hit her and they ran, and whiskey and laughter and panic hits the air.

I was afraid. I was so angry. I couldn’t say goodbye to the one person I knew.

Cường’s pestle drops. Despair, helplessness, rage, regret — the rain turns to deluge outside, and the scene shifts with a cold crash of thunder.

My sister. My only family left. I never came back home, and it hurt her to wait for me. Days into weeks. She decided maybe she’s ought to follow, find me–

And so…

Cường’s frozen. Grief crushes him as though born out of his own, square in the middle of his chest, and renders his breathing forced. He almost chokes. His palms drop to the edge of the countertop, vials of hand-plucked sage clattering near the lucky cat, and he clutches as though met with the danger of death — of drowning, head pulled beneath a current, the intrusive weight of grieving howling in his bones.

An anchor. 'I’m going to sink.’

He sees a noose made of twining. He hears a snap in the forest, and the callous, whispering indifference of the trees.

Thunder cracks again. He sees ankles in the air. Forgotten and unknown, her body wastes in summer where maggots dig greedily, hovelling in her nose for food and refuge.

It’s…

A lot? But you’ll endure it. You always do. And today, it’s us, but tomorrow, someone new, someone different, some new pain to unpack and unbury.

'Do I have a choice?’

Light fills his eyes. No. Cường startles into reality, sorrow deep in the hollow of his gut, and stares, unblinking, where his Buddha shrines reflect the strike of lightning. He feels heavy. There are stones in his chest, their burden so mountainous, and a flurry of feeling without any one name. Hurt and sorrow. Grief and anger. Regret and despair. Memory and missing, missing you, missing the time we could have had, missing your laughter over dinner.

God. He–

Cường cries. He doesn’t realize it, but the wet streams down his face unbidden, uninvited, and hushed beneath the rain beyond the still open for, puddles weeping, crawling toward tiles. The ghosts fade, something like mirage. But they’re still in his head, flashes of their memory, until he sits there smelling months-rot in sickly sweet among the shelves.

Another roll of thunder. He startles back awake. Every sound is too much. All the light blares too strongly.

Everything. Everything is too much, too beyond me, too heavy, he shudders, breathing, tears at his lashes.

Too bad.

He doesn’t know where he puts it all, but even he isn’t so infinite. You carry more than you know, and that, all on your own, is your special burden, isn’t it? For us. We come first. Everyone else.

Cường retreats to the back room. No one else comes in but a river more of ghosts and hurt.

Let them, he relents, tired. He feels more than his quiet lets on.

It’s worse today. He’s always at something’s mercy, some whim, but new day, same tragedy-poetics.

[half-mer-child]

But what if reader have a wonderful singing voice and Tarn developed a crush on her? He would never admit it if course. HEADCANONS PLZ!

Actually in this a.u Tarn is Pharmas mate. So as cool as Tarn pinning after a human is he sees the reader in this story as his child. Even going to the extreme lengths of kidnapping them several times to please Pharma. After the second kidnapping he realizes he has a fondness for this child and wants to raise them with Pharma. Pharma although a little reclundent since this is his kid and he missed out on most of their life he wants to make it up now and eventually gives in. The crazy mers become their new dads insisting that they call them so.

Headcannons on what they do as a big happy ‘family’

~ Tarn is the more strict parent. He loves his new kid always wanting a pup himself overjoyed he has one now but he’s also the parent that disciplines. Pharma would give his child the world if he could constantly spoiling them with gifts and love. Tarn makes sure Pharma doesn’t go overboard and if he has to show reader why they have to stay and why they should he will. Reader starts fighting their ‘parents’ and Tarn becomes upset seeing his mate unhappy. Reader is refusing gifts, love, and being treated like a pup even though they are one. (In mer years they are still seen as a young child even though in the human world they are a young adult at this point having started the mer facility) Tarn doesn’t like this bratty side to his child so he decides it’s time for some discipline.

~ Dragging a mer from the list after Tarn finally breaks from theur rebellion, Tarn brings them to the front of the cave system where the DJD colony lives. Reader is stuck watching what happens to those who don’t listen. The poor mer is driven crazy by Tarns voice thrashing violently before being ripped to shreds in front of Reader. Tarn used his tentacles to rip them apart and it wasn't pretty. Shaking in fear Tarn coos at them. See they protect you from things like that. From the ‘bad’ mers. They’ll keep you safe. They love you (Y/N). They’re there for you. Opening his arms wanting to continue cuddling without a rambunctious squirming pup Reader doesn’t get submissive. They get angry.

~ Wanting to attack Tarn they realize they can’t. They don't have any weapons. Their defenseless. And he’s demanding cuddles after just killing an innocent mer. Reader suddenly scared of the situation and realizing the danger launches herself into Pharma’s arms to get away. Holding tighter not wanting to let go tears in their eyes they gently ask to go home.

‘Please take me home…’ Pharma strokes your hair holding you close as he churs calmly. Glaring at his mate he whispers soft things.

'This is your home…’ He whispers gently. 'Your safe here…’ He purrs holding reader close.

~ Discipline backfired. It backfired a lot. Pharma is holding their child rocking them as he nuzzles and churs and chirps trying to cheer them up. Pharma glares at his mate mouthing 'don’t do that ever again’ Tarn ashamed at acting like a pup realizing his methods were wrong swims closer to his family and nuzzles the back of reader’s neck whispering apologies. The Reader is a shaking mess and allows it not being able to fight back.

~ Once they've calmed down with Tarn throwing some soothing siren song into the cuddle pile to keep them happy Pharma has to leave. An idiotic mer hurt themselves, he’ll be back after he's done healing them. Tarn alone with his child decides to do something fun so they feel better. Singing some lander songs in mer stroking their hair and brushing it with his claws reader is sleepy against him. He’s so happy purring loudly in his chest as he keeps singing. He holds reader close smiling as they fall asleep against him, showing him trust and love. He loves you so much…

~ When the Reader starts acting like a pup the couple are overjoyed! Siren song doesn’t affect them like how it would affect most mers, their suddenly a playful pup. Demanding attention, love, and wanting to play all day before crashing with their 'adopted sires’ in a sleeping pile. Pharma and Tarn cry when they want to cuddle with them on their own and willingly hugs them to show love. Holding them close they become a purring nuzzling mess of parents. There not gonna let their lil pup go. They're perfect.

~ When Megatron and Ratchet finally find Reader they recognize them but barley. They just doesn’t really care. They start excitedly circling Megatron wanting to play. They're bored! Play. Play! Megatron is so confused. Why are you doing this?

~ Megatron knowing something isn’t okay and not wanting his adopted niece/newphew to suffer any more picks them up so their against his chest. Then he quickly swims to the surface. Handing them over to Ratchet reader starts crying scaring the poor old medic. Ratchet tries to keep them calm as they try jumping back in the ocean. Megatron follows the boat to protect it but is glad they don't encounter Pharma and Tarn when they were going home. There home. Their safe now.

~ When they reach the facility reader is staring off into the distance and isn’t responding to anything. Ratchet is holding his kid close trying to find out what’s wrong??? Cyclonus being part siren explains how there’s only two ways to break a siren song curse since he’s not strong enough. The siren who song breaks the curse or… true loves kiss.

( This is the first time they've successfully been kidnapped and won’t be the last attempt that their self proclaimed mer parents try to keep them forever. Maybe if they changed them into a mer permanently… >:3

Ask questions and give suggestions to find out!

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

What happens when reioka and I talk

reioka: For real?! Tony's tiny, not person sized?! ifdragonscouldtalk: No XD hes person sized in the fic But it would make it funny Imagine bruce trying to find a needle small enough to get a blood sample reioka: I mean... ask a bird vet probably ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony hanging off Steve's pinky finger by his tail reioka: The idea is very adorable, if impracticle ifdragonscouldtalk: Bucky has a cat. The cat likes little tony. Tony does NOT LIKE the cat reioka: Awww. Wait like like "dinner" or like like "person!" ifdragonscouldtalk: We dont know. Tony screams when Cat gets within 3 feet. Steve keeps Cat out of the room now. reioka: Aw poor kitty lol Poor Tony "It's big! It's get sharps everywhere! EVERYTHING IS SHARP!" ifdragonscouldtalk: Bruce puts a filter in the tank. Tony doesnt like the filter. It swirls the water around and blows him away. Tony launches a war with the filter. Bruce is Not Happy. reioka: Smol Tony building tools with the rocks at the bottom of the tank, sacrificing one of his pieces of seaweed to tie them all together to fling into the filter and cause it to jam ifdragonscouldtalk: Hes smug af cuz he clearly Won until he sees Bruce's face o h s h i t reioka: Lmao does he even understand WHY he needs a filter Does he want to swim in his own excrement ifdragonscouldtalk: He lived in the ocean before reioka All he knows is before the waters were still and now they are Not He probably doesnt notice XD reioka: Lmao the waters were never still you water horse you were just too far down to notice

ifdragonscouldtalk: But ok tony getting so excited he flails around in the water and winds up tangled in seaweed He does Not Appreciate pepper taking a picture reioka: "Pepper I am suffering. This is abuse. I'm going to die here." "You are not going to die you dumb seahorse I won't let you." "*choking sound*" "...Are you crying--" Tony ducks further into the seaweed and mumbles no ifdragonscouldtalk: Bucky and steve storming in from opposite doors shouting whO MADE HIM CRY WHY "I'm not crying!" reioka: Lmao just the idea of them trying to threaten Pepper tho Like... what a death wish ifdragonscouldtalk: Im sobbing imagine some intern giving tony little barbie tools and shit and he gets so frustrated because "I know these are fake! They're plastic!" reioka: He lets go and they float to the top of the tank and he is at the bottom just glaring up at them like... "You've all betrayed me. I know they're plastic and I hate you." ifdragonscouldtalk: Im a g ine someone buying Real Seahorses and putting them in the tank and tony is so territorial and ends up actually just wrestling a bunch of them reioka: I just snorted water out my nose omg "MY tank. MINE. GET OUT." ifdragonscouldtalk: And the actual seahorses are just so curious about this Strange Seahorse They think hes just trying to bump bellies until he grabs ones snout and then theyre Angery reioka: OH NO What does an angry seahorse do [ifdragonscouldtalk sends a screenshot of seahorses fighting with their tails] ifdragonscouldtalk: Seahorses punch Tony with their tails. Tony wails. Theyre meanies. reioka: Wtf Tony you've got actual fists HIT 'EM BACK ALSO A TAIL What a whiny baby I love him ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony eventually emerges victorious They find them the next morning with the others cowering in the corner and the water very slightly pink Bruce is Not Happy reioka: Just name the entire series Bruce is Not Happy because that will probably always be his reaction to everything. ifdragonscouldtalk: Series starts Bucky -- hey yo stevie look at this weird fuckin fish i found Steve -- screams reioka: *snort* Everyone debates on whether or not he's technically a fish and he's just sitting there like "I'm a seahorse" but are you a FISH? "A seahorse." ifdragonscouldtalk: "What is your species" "Awesome" reioka: "What do you call yourselves?" "Our names? I'm Tony, in case you've forgotten." "No, I mean, as a group?" "A family? *gasp* Do you guys not have families, is that why you don't know?" An intern is crying in the background from the effort it takes not to laugh because Tony looks honestly distraught that they've never heard of a family. ifdragonscouldtalk: Oh my g od Good reioka: Finally "Tony. Tony. Are you a fish?" "I'm a seahorse." "Seahorses are fish." "Then I gotta be a fish." Bruce screams in frustration in the background. They've been at this for hours. God damn it. ifdragonscouldtalk: Shoulda just googled it Tony compliments Bruce's singing because he's a gentleman But secretly wtf sort of singing is that reioka: LMAO if the real seahorses are still in the tank, just whispering to them "Did you hear that? Do they draw mates with that? Horrifying." ifdragonscouldtalk: The seahorses just look at him Bruce screams again reioka: Bonus if Betty is there for some reason and comes to see what happened and Tony gasps. "It worked!" ifdragonscouldtalk: Im crYING Whenever pep walks in the room now tony screams reioka: Bonus points: Pepper knows why and one time she screams back and Tony ducks back under the water, covering his blushing face. God I wish I could draw Just seahorse Tony covering his face and Pepper laughing good-naturedly in the background ifdragonscouldtalk: Bucky and Steve spend the whole day trying to figure out why tony keeps blushing and why hes making a "mating hut" reioka: HAHAHA I wonder if Pepper feels bad for "leading him on" because come on, they don't--even have compatible parts, not even talking about the size difference ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony scoffs and says he knows and he was only joking and then literally just turns around and starts crying. Shes still standing there. TONY. reioka: TONY THE ENTIRE TANK IS SEE-THROUGH Aw now I feel really bad for him haha ifdragonscouldtalk: He'll be fiiiiiiine, natasha challenges pep to a fight on his behalf The fight pretty much entails nat biting and kicking peps hand with her tail, but w/e tony loves it reioka: "I will protect Tony's honor," Natasha tells everyone and then BITE BITE BITE Pepper pretends it hurts more than it does tbh Natasha beating the shit out of Pepper's hand Pepper wrapping it in bandages longer than strictly necessary because every time Natasha sees it she puffs up proudly and Tony looks pleased ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony still kisses all the band aids tho Cuz hes a whiny sweetheart reioka: Aw Natasha grudgingly tells Pepper she was a worthy opponent and Pepper glows for hours. ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony starts screaming at steve ans bucky instead reioka: One time when the humans go out for drinks Pepper gets sloppy drunk and cries and the others are like "What's wrong" and she's just like "God I just love these stupid fish so much" YEEE Are they smart enough to scream back or do they just get nervous because they think they've done something wrong ifdragonscouldtalk: Oh my God pep I bet bucky screams back just for the heck of it and steve shrieks cuz hes startled but tones takes it for a scream. Tony glows "I got /two/ human mates nat" She screams at hill just because she likes a challenge and human women are Cute reioka: Natasha is daunted but if they hurt Tony she's gonna fight 'em anyway lol Lmao does Hill scream back OH Hill doesn't scream back but Natasha's just like "aw yisssss motha fuckin challenge" Tony supports Natasha's endeavors even when he thinks she's out of her mind ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony is a Good Bro Tonys new mating house tho Its glorious Nat helps him with it Bruces like "what are you doing" and tonys like "showing off for my mates" "Who?" "Bucky and Steve. They didn't say?" Bruce is Not Happy reioka: It's a good thing Bruce doesn't have Hulk powers because I assume literally everything we've said so far would make him turn into the jolly green giant. ifdragonscouldtalk: "You guys cant fuck the seahorse. It is physically impossible to fuck the seahorse." Steve actually chokes ifdragonscouldtalk: Real question: is clint a seahorse or a human Because i can see him accidentally almost killing Tony and Nat on a weekly basis and them loving it but i can also see him convincing Tony to do stupid shit with him like rock their tank off the table Bruce comes in and screams so loudly and tony looks at clint and goes "wow he really loves you" reioka: On one hand: "You wanna try coffee?" *pours coffee directly into tank. Everyone hates him. Tony and Natasha have not stopped vibrating for hours. They could have died. "MORE COFFEE! MORE COFFEE!" they chant, banging on the glass. Everyone HATES him. On the other hand: "That box they brought in looks interesting do you think you can throw me at it." Tony puts his engineering cap on and Bruce walks in just in time to watch Clint fly out of the tank, screaming, and lands on a pizza box with a splat. ifdragonscouldtalk: Im vibrating desperately as i try not to laugh Clint: puts an entire bar of chocolate in the tank, its gone in two hours, Tony and Nat are simultaneously in immense pain and doing theur best to tear the tank apart Or Clint: challenges natasha to a fight and sends everyone running when he screams because "SHE WAS GONNA RIP MY TAIL OFF" reioka: Lmao beautiful "She wouldn't have ripped your tail off," Tony tells him soothingly as Natasha gives Tony her best wtf face and mouths "yeah I would." ifdragonscouldtalk: Either way bruce screams and tony thinks theyre mates. reioka: Tony, whispering: Bruce must really like you, he screams an awful lot. Clint, thoughtful: ...We could make it work. Natasha: I dunno he screams at a lot of people? Maybe he's not monogamous. Bruce: *notices all three of them staring intensely and is somewhat uncomfortable* ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony: maybe he's what the humans call a player! Clint and Nat: *gasp* Bruce: why tf are they glaring at me what are they planning now ifdragonscouldtalk: Imagine someone trying to explain to them that screaming =/= mating reioka: Tony: It worked for me??? In both cases??? Pepper's just not ready for children but I am and I understand that. Pepper: *spews coffee* Tony: But Bucky and Steve like me! :D Natasha: *smug* Maria likes me. *everyone turns to look at Hill* Hill: ...I have paperwork to do. ifdragonscouldtalk: Bucky and Steve nearly have a heart attack when bruce askes when they were planning to tell him about the children reioka: Steve: Tony, we... can't have children. Tony: D: you... you don't want children with me? Bucky: That's not it! We, uh... we're physically incapable of. Conceiving. With you. Tony: ...WELL. You can't help that you're barren. Steve and Bucky: *bug-eyed* Tony: Maybe I could talk to Natasha. The fry wouldn't be your biologically but it's the love that matters. Bruce finds Steve and Bucky crying later and he doesn't want to ask but he does anyway. "It's the love that matters," Steve sobs, and Bucky adds, "That's so beautiful, holy shit." ifdragonscouldtalk: Oh my g od If they did have children only one ends up having a normal name because bucky and steve are never quick enough to imprint on the fry reioka: Lmao LOL THE PREGNANCY Steve: So how many kids are we lookin' at, Bruce? Bruce: At least two dozen. Bucky: *faints* Bruce: Probably more. Steve: ...Can I afford that many children Bruce: GET OUT OF MY LAB. ifdragonscouldtalk: OH MY VGOD Pepper buys another bigger tank Clint and Nat start hissing at anyone who tries to touch tones except his mates reioka: Aw, little tiny ultrasound on Tony's belly! Bruce endures Clint and Natasha's biting with aplomb. ifdragonscouldtalk: Steve and Bucky both pass out minutes into the labor and continue to pass out every time they wake up till its over By the time they wake up the last time theyre already named - dummy, you, cutie, friday, toast, stan Nat names one Hill and Hill is her Best Niece reioka: Lmao "Why Toast" "Why not Toast? Do you not like it? Well it's too late her name is Toast." ifdragonscouldtalk: Steve and Bucky are crying. The seahorses think it's joy. Pep and Bruce are just patting their shoulders. Pepper thinks they shouldve seen it coming Clint names one Hawk just to piss ppl off reioka: Lmao Tony introducing all the fry to Steve and Bucky, "Children, these are your fathers. Steve, Bucky, this is" long list of names. They're never going to remember them all, they're terrible parents. Eventually Tony orders his children to tell them who they're speaking to because when they misbehave he wants to yell at the right one. "That's fair," the fry agree, and then start doing it for everyone except Pepper and Hill. reioka: Pepper: Isn't it... kinda cruel? Natasha: I heard a seahorse gave birth to fifty kids once. Some of them drift away because they're idiots that won't listen. One time my mom called me every name but mine. ifdragonscouldtalk: Imagine how much Trouble clint gets them into reioka: Clint: Do you think with all these seahorses we could tip the tank Tony: Do not tip the tank. Clint: I bet we could. Natasha: Do NOT Fry: *cheerfully* TIP THE TANK! TIP THE TANK! Tony: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE CATCH THE TAAAAAAAAAAANK ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony and Natasha actually screeching Bucky and Steve catch the tank but tony is sobbing and panicking because his cHILDREN ARE GOING TO DIE LIKE IDIOTS reioka: Steve: *angry* DON'T DO THAT TO YOUR MOTHER. Bucky: Steve, you shouldn't yell at the kids. CLINT YOU LITTLE SHIT. Tony: *sobbing, gathering the fry to him frantically* Fry: *feel terrible* ifdragonscouldtalk: Imagine them all going to the beach and all of them are hanging off Buckys hair and Steve is makin sure none of them drift away Tony is actually screeching in joy because a c t u a l s a n d Toast would prefer to be near Steve so she hangs on to his drawstring of his swimsuit Nat teaches Hill how to train and ride hermit crabs reioka: Tony: *cries* Look at my beautiful family. Bucky: Aw, doll. :) You don't have to-- Tony: MY FAMILY KICKS EVERY OTHER FAMILY'S ASS. Bucky: ...Doll. Steve: *laughs, chokes on sea water* ifdragonscouldtalk: Clint.... Challenges a blue crab,, to a fight Bruce has to save him reioka: Okay so hear me out -- Bruce and Betty are together but Clint just kind of gets inserted into their relationship because "I'm pretty sure he's lowkey trying to die" Bruce says and then Betty has a baby and Clint was like "Holy shit this thing is huge. I love her. She's mine now." Betty's amused. Bruce just sighs. ifdragonscouldtalk: G O O D Clint trying to get the baby to challege a crab to a fight reioka: Baby sitting on it and crushing it with her diaper. Clint: ...That works. Bruce: Stop trying to get our child to fight everything bigger than you, Clint! Clint: *starts crying* Bruce: Oh God what did I do Betty: *snorting, trying to get the crab to let go of the baby's diaper* You called her 'our' baby and he's included in the 'our' and he's happy you idiot. Bruce: Oh ifdragonscouldtalk: Natasha rides past on a hermit crab and clint starts blabbering to her and shes just like yeah? Can YOUR kid race hermit crabs Clint looks at Bruce and Betty. Bruce: No, our kid cannot- Betty: if you can find one big enough Bruce: BeTTY reioka: Betty: Oh my God Bruce he's never going to find a crab big enough. Bruce: I don't believe that. I believe he could find one. He regularly gets himself thrown out of the tank to steal my pizza. Betty: He's so tiny how much could he eat? Bruce: *stony silence* Betty: D: ifdragonscouldtalk: Ok but Bucky with seahorses just hanging onto his hair. Theyre everywhere. He looks like a seahorse tree. reioka: Pepper takes lots of pictures. Bucky loves them. He'd thought about cutting his hair at one point but now that he has become the seahorse tree he vows to only have it trimmed. ifdragonscouldtalk: A horseshoe crab scares one of the kids and Tony's just like im gONNA FITE IT and Steve is like nO reioka: Tony manages to knock it upside down but it's so distressed by it that he gets Steve to turn it back over and it scuttles away in the opposite direction ifdragonscouldtalk: Ok but also Clint and Tony and Natasha forcing pep to help them set up a 'human date' for Nat and Hill because yes reioka: Clint and Tony vibrating when they see Hill coming back with Natasha, ready to interrogate her on whether the date went well, but then Hill leans down and presses a kiss to Natasha's cheek (Well, her entire side of her head, but they intention is still there) and they squeal and then slap at each other to shut up because NATASHA IS BLUSHING OH MY KRILL ifdragonscouldtalk: G O O D Natasha is smug like "She's definitely my mate. She just hasn't done the ritual yet." Hill going to Coulson like "a fish is courting me" reioka: Coulson: Stranger things have happened. Hill: Not to ME ifdragonscouldtalk: Wwheezesx justin hammer,,, stealing them reioka: NOOOOO Can you imagine Tony, Natasha, and Clint trying to protect all the fry Trying so hard, but they all get taken anyway, and they know they couldn't really do anything against a human but they feel like they SHOULD HAVE ifdragonscouldtalk: Can you imagine,, tony breaking down,,, and justin trying to get them to breed. Cuz m e r m a i ds. And tony just telling him that if he touched the kids his mates would kill him reioka: Justin would probably curse himself for missing two seahorses But NAY TWO SUPER SOLDIERS ifdragonscouldtalk: ScReech can u imagine justin putting a little glowy tracking device in tonys chest reioka: Honestly I'm just imagining them all being so scared that their tails clutch at each other until they're just a big ball of trembling, teary seahorses WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I love it ifdragonscouldtalk: When they finally do come it's actually Maria who gets there first and she scoops up hill and nat and holds them desperately Just nuzzling them Bruce finds clint actually sobbing Steve and bucky beat justin mostly dead reioka: GOOD He deserves it ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony clings to steves fingers and cries while bucky gets the kids reioka: Steve presses desperate kisses all over Tony's body but his lips glance over whether the tracker is and Tony wails in pain and Steve is horrified because oh God what did Hammer DO Bruce physically stops Steve from walking over and crushing Hammer's skull under his boot because he needs to know everything Hammer did

[gaisgeachdmoved]

@irondecay

          t’was the trout season where the school would risk their lives swimming against the current upriver to spawn . . . only to die shortly afterwards . many animals often came to the river , such as bears , to catch those that jumped up the rapids . the archer had kept to the calmer waters where the fish would swim lazily , resting . ‘course with her bow their lives came ever shorter . over the fire she was cooking one , a mighty big on -- far too big to feed herself . luckily for her she’d heard footsteps . ‘course , instinct had her gripping her bow , ready to aim if the other where to be hostile , but from the looks of him it seemed he needed some meet on his bones . ❝ yeu alricht theur laddie ? need somethin’ tae eat ? ❞

[mattelodchikova]

1-50 I AM CURIOUS

omg ty im so BORT ur an angle  !! (skipt the 1s ive already answrd! also undr a rm bc its LONG lmao)

Do you prefer writing with black or blue pen? blue !

Would you prefer to live in the country or the city? CITY i think id Die if i lived anywhere but where i live

If you could learn a new skill, what would it be? id lov 2 b able 2 draw well or play an instrument ive tried both but i dont hav the atn span 2 get good lmao

Do you drink your tea or coffee with sugar? tea i drink w honey coffee i drink w sugar

What was your favourite book as a child? **

Do you prefer baths or showers? showers !! i like the concept of a bath but they make me lightheaded

If you could be a mythical creature, which would you choose? a fairy bc id love to hav wings and also be really small

Do you prefer reading paper or electronic books? i actually dont kno how 2 read :/

What is your favourite item of clothing? my black jeans bc theyre #vers or my pink faux fur jacket bc its th definition of extra

Do you like your name? Would you ever change it? ya i lov it !

Who is a mentor to you? my  mom and  my sister !

Would you ever want to be famous? If so, what for? id love 2b super famous for absolutely no reason bc i dont have any talent lmao

Are you a restless sleeper? im a restelss falling-asleeper but once im asleep im out for good

Do you consider yourself a romantic? ya :///////

Which element best represents you? air !! im a libra and also an airhead

Who do you want to be closer to? sm ppl ive drifted away from

Do you miss someone at the moment?

Tell us about an early childhood memory. my dude i dont remembr shit fuck of anything that happend b4 like,,this year

What is the strangest thing you have eaten? one time i ate cows tonge it was gorss

What can you see outside your bedroom window? rn im on vacation so the beach but at home my backyard

What are you most thankful for?

Do you like spicy food? sometimes !! like not super spicy im half eastern european rkjngjegk but i like some spice

Have you ever met someone famous? i met gerard way for 3.5 seconds an d word vomited to him kdjrgbwjkebfjebgjk alos i met a couple of the leafs a few years ago but idk if theyre famous

Do you keep a diary or journal? nO i cant evehn tell u how many times ive tried and failed

Do you prefer to use pen or pencil? pencil bc i make alot of mistakes 

What is your star sign? im a fuckin libra !!!!!!

Do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy?

What would you want your legacy to be? idk my dude ?? id say bein a good person but uuhh,, failed step one

Do you like reading? What was the last thing you read? i hate reading i cant do it fjrbejkgbk

How do you show someone you love them? love?? idk her :///

Do you like ice in your drinks? ya

What are you afraid of? Everything my dude

What is your favourite scent? fresh flowers, also flower bomb and daisy if u evr wanna kno what im smell like thats the perfume that i wear

Do you address older people by their first or last name? if i kno them well theur first if i dont or if i kno them professionally last

If money was not a factor, how would you live your life? way too recklessly lmao

Do you prefer swimming in pools or in the ocean? both !!!

What would you do if you found $50 on the ground? spend it?? lamo what else am i fonna do lol

Have you ever seen a shooting star? Did you make a wish? no :(( ive gone stargazing a million times and i always miss them :(

What is one thing you would want to teach your children? 2b kind and accepting but 2also take no shit !

If you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it? idk what it woyld b exactly but prob smth emo lol lbr

What can you hear right now? the ocean :)! also chopped jr

Where do you feel the safest? home under 3 blankets 

What is one thing you want to overcome/conquer? mine mental &physical illnesses ,, its unrealistic ik but thadt b a+

If you could travel back to any era, which would you choose? uhhhh i would say the 70′s 80′s or 90′s but im skeptical 2 say any era bc im jewish and gay fkjerbgjkbgjeg

What is your most used emoji? it varies btwn all of the pink hearts

What is your favourite season? Why? fall its #libraseason !!!

How would you spend your ideal day? not 2b acheesy binch but idc what im doin as long as im w ppl i love :///

Describe yourself using one word.

What do you regret the most?

Invent your own word. What does it mean?

send me a number !!

[dreamelette]

at a big swimming pool somewhere but spent most of the time making sure everyone had all theur stuff and life vests and everything, then it was time to leave and i had to look for mine but couldn’t find it

someone was worried that their new boyfriend wanted to take their shirt off in public (molly from pindar lol)

big thin heavy sheet of water on the way to the changing room (downwards, like a shower), it was apparently amazing water pressure. ellie from dougsoc and zac from hull stood under it for ages but it turned off as soon as i walked through it

[byelart]

I got here just in time, cause I just got out of swimming!!! But what you wann talk about, I dunno so I'm just gonna say I love sneks everybody thinks they're scary but they're cute I love em

i dont really know either!!!!! i love snakes so so much,,, theure so cute they have wonderful puppy faces

[takeoverfairy-blog]

Alexis

Age - Unknown Maybe Millions or Billions of years old. She can't remember. Specie - Angel Skin Colour - White Eye Colour - Green Hair Colour - Blonde Height - 5,10 Powers - Healing (self healing and for others), Universal travel, and Holy magic to control emergy (limited with her holy shackles) Birthday - Unknown Hobbies - Flying, Cinema Trips, and Swimming Likes - Magic shows, magic, Caring People, Creators Dislikes - Alcohol, Snobs, Angels Best Fandom Friends - Zatanna, Kitty Pride, Yukino, Ruby Rose Love Interest - Open Personality - Strong dominating person that likes to be in control. If that control is lost she will fight to get it back. Outside that she is a very kind woman that spend her time with happy caring people who would go out of theur way for others. Here is the newest of creaters to enter my group of OCs. Alexis is an Angel that been sent to earth to learn from the humans as she didn't fit in with her own kind. For some unknown reason she fine joy in acts that is unbecoming of an angel. Binding her sisters and coming in contact with creators from the lower worlds like Demons, Drider, and much more. So with her divine power mostly seal away with the sliver shackles on her wrist and ankles, Alexis must cast away her differents from the other Angels in order to return home. Yeah not going to happen. This Kinky angel is going to rebel against her brothers and sisters as she enjoy what and who the human world has to offer her.