#TIFI Isbi

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TIFI Gen 2 Heir Vote

It’s not like there’s 8 kids to choose from. Anyway, even if you don’t read the Isbi, choose based off their appearances and traits. 

Leave the name you want in the notes. 

Pocky, with Abraham’s eye color and hair. She’s the witch of the triplets. Her traits are Loves the Outdoors, Grumpy, Adventurous, Dog Person. Her favorite color is black. 

Reeses, with blonde hair and Abraham’s eye color. He looks a lot like Abraham. His traits are Perceptive, Eccentric, Angler, Computer Wiz. His favorite color is yellow. 

Kitkat, with Abraham’s hair and Issy’s purple eyes. I’m sorry her eyes are closed. Her traits are Absent Minded, Disciplined, Heavy Sleeper, Natural Cook. I forget her favorite color. 

Skittles, with Issy’s hair and Abraham’s eye color. Her traits are Slobs, Easily Impressed, Eco-Friendly, Supernatural Skeptic. Her favorite color is the darker blue. 

Mochi, with Issy’s hair and eyes. She’s the witch of the twins. She’s a mix of Abraham and Issy’s faces which uh, looks kind of alright. Not the prettiest. Her traits are Loner, Loves the Outdoors, Artistic, Night Owl. Her favorite color is aqua. 

This is Twix as an adult. She has an... interesting face. Her three traits so far are Mean-Spirited, Loner, and Hates the Outdoors. Her favorite color is yellow.

This is Snickers as an adult! His face is also, unfortunately, like Abraham’s but the beard really helps. He got Abraham’s eye color and the brown hair my game gives when it doesn't know what color hair is. His two traits are Eccentric and Heavy Sleeper. He’s a witch.

And finally, Lollipop as an adult! Lollipop is adorable. She has Abraham’s hair and Issy’s eye color. Her two traits are Friendly and Easily-Impressed. I think her favorite color is also yellow. She’s a witch. 

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TIFI Chapter 1.7 Coup de Legacy

I think that’s a fitting title. 

In this chapter, I go on a roller coaster. 

This is an ominous beginning. And don’t be fooled, the household is so big it can’t handle a thumbnail.

Reeses cares more about the kids than their own parents. 

Reeses: “If I kill this child, would I be the next in line for heir?”

Lollipop: “Try me bitch.” 

For whatever reason, Twix is always geting in trouble and I never actually see her do anything. Although there was a trap in the bathroom for like two chapters that no one has hit yet (These gross peons don’t wash their hands after they use the toilet!) that I think she put there. 

Twix: “Watcher, why do I have to stand in the GROSS TOILET AREA?”

Yes, I am making the watcher from Sims Medieval their god.

Someone left their smol animal in the snow and it might be dying. I’m not sure.

Pocky: “If it’s a dog can I has it?”

Pocky has the dog lover trait and I don’t know if my game can handle the size of this household and pets at the same time.

Someone used the toy chest Issy wished for! Wow. I think that’s Twix? 

ISSY FOR THE LOVE OF-

Abraham is questioning his life choices. Most notably: the one where he married the baby factory. 

Issy wanted a party, so I did a party. This was actually a lot of fun. 

I DIDN’T INVITE YOU GET LOST.

Beau: “THE VOICES, THEY SPEAK! I LISTEN NOT TO THEIR CRIES”

MOCHI.

Don’t be fooled, Reeses peed himself at the same exact time as Mochi. -10 for me.

Reeses: “Who is this Reeses fellow who peed himself? I know no such candy man.”

This is the fun part where everyone gets presents, and Twix gets about ten because she just kept grabbing. 

Screenshots to prove it. 

Twix received three of the bee things, three toy ovens, three or four bears, and potentially a few more things I forgot about. Reeses got the video game, Mochi the easel, and I think Pocky got the fishbowl. 

Pretty fairy girl is pretty. I hope she makes nice kids to outgrow the ugly townies. Like Connor there. Connor married Tori Kimura in this chapter, somewhere, since Fiona McOld died and Iqbal Aldied.

I don’t know how I feel about this.

Lollipop: “Strange human, release me.”

Also, I think that’s the Langerak boy crushing on KitKat. 

Connor tell your son to STOP.

You know, Claire’s daughter hasn’t had much luck with her face these last few games I’ve played. Claire died this chapter. Actually, a lot of old people died.

I wonder if the graves slow my game?

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY HEIR. 

Yeah, that better be as far as you go. 

Even in the winter, people still enjoy the sandbox. That’s the Langerak kid who likes KitKat. 

Right, Snickers still exists by the way. This is him. He aged up. I forgot about him. 

Snickers: “If not for my good trait, I may have snapped and killed everyone here.”

o-O

This is the kid of the guy who Issy tried to flirt with when Abraham was playing hard to stalk get. I think he also liked one of the girls. Dunno. 

Look, here’s Twix getting in trouble again! I don’t know why. 

Snickers: *Snickering* “You’re in the way of the garbage.”

Twix: “Don’t you forget. I’m mean-spirited. I will make you c r y.”

I realized KitKat was missing. Here she is, on a random lawn doing homework. 

Here is a kid who looks like he might break his neck. I don’t know whose kid this is. Sorry. 

Abraham might burn down the house. 

Abraham did not burn the house down. However he has like a level 6 or 7 logic skill and is still level 2 in the medical career. Abraham pls. 

Also, that bush. That is the murder bush. 

I don’t care about the points I’ll lose: SOMEONE DIE.

Ah, our first victim.

Snickers: “This seems like an unsafe bush that I should not touch, as I am a precious u n k i l l a b l e child.”

KitKat got caught by the police for being out after curfew. Whoops.

KitKat: “I swear, wasn’t my fault officer.”

KitKat is grounded, among other upset moodlets. This means you can pretty much assume she’s entirely red for the rest of the chapter. 

I mean, that’s okay, it’s just not what you’re supposed to wear. 

Considering the fact KitKat has the natural cook trait and not Pocky, Pocky really likes cooking whereas KitKat has never touched the stove. 

All I’m saying is Reeses likes the kids more than anyone else. Skittles likes them when they’re in the other room, but Reeses takes care of them and stuff. 

Speaking of Skittles, I have no idea where she goes. She doesn’t do anything interesting which is why there are so few pictures of her. 

Issy: “WAFFLES!”

I had to remind you she was here. And that she’s pregnant. Again.

Were trying for a good portrait picture this time. Preferably brighter than the other one. 

Mochi was also painting at the easel she got for snowflake day. Pocky looked like they were about to fight as she walked past.

Also I thought this was a good shot to show off Mochi’s face. She has Abraham’s nose. 

Twix is in trouble yet again. Haha. 

Clearly the best place to bond. 

Mochi has finished her first painting! 

Prom overload coming. 

Mochi actually looks so good in her formal attire. 

Pocky looking freeesh. 

I mean, okay. I expected like, KitKat or Pocky. But that works. 

Helmut, is an incredibly average dude. But he’s sweet. He’s called her daily looking to chat. 

It’s kinda weird brother and sister are prom king and queen but I guess they don’t look too related.

Pocky didn’t really have much of a good night. 

EXCEPT FOR THIS. HAHAHA I APPROVE.

That’s the first time I’ve seen this message for prom, but WHAT THE HELL THAT’S SO MEAN.

Mochi found a dude, which is cool.

There was honestly so much more. SO MUCH MORE. But I figured it’s kind of boring to see the same messages so. 

Look at dem crowns. 

I am determined to get a decent painting of her. 

And then she went into labor. Snickers is concerned. 

Skittles does not care. 

Skittles: “Mother, you have had so many of us you should no longer feel pain.”

You would think Abraham would be kind of used to his wife having children by now. 

Issy: “Glow my child, shine!”

Sugar Daddy Isbi is actually very pretty when she grows up and I’m not sure what traits she has. I’ll remember them for the next update. 

So, KitKat was off on a date while Issy was giving birth. 

That’s the Langerak kid I think. They talked for like seconds. 

He left and went into the spa. KitKat didn’t seem to mind though.

KitKat: “I don’t do blondes.”

FUCK THESE LAMPS. THEY RUIN MY SHOTS.

Twix: “Isn’t that picture older than I am?”

SHE FINISHED IT TOO. WOOO.

Lollipop: “I don’t trust you to hold me, old man.”

Abraham: *Traumatized for life*

Sometime later, I forgot Twix existed and she aged up.

I don’t remember what trait she got either, since she’s not important and my game is closed and takes twenty minutes to open. Like Twix is so unimportant I always forget her name, I forgot to put her in my family memo where I keep track of traits and etc, and I keep think she’s Mochi.

The llama mascot is back. Abraham and he are ready to brawl. 

Issy: “Chicken legs, Daddy.”

Daddy: *Does not realize her nickname yet*

These two blocked the door for awhile. 

Why is your artistic ability regressing!? 

Skittles: “Mom I swear if you even THINK of having another baby-”

Snickers: “This house is already trash!”

KitKat: “Ooh, another date? Wait, what do you mean you’re not the blonde guy.”

Issy: “Waffles!” (:

KitKat: “Weren’t you into my sister?”

Rudolph: *sweating* “I’m tired okay.”

This child is not ready for what is going to be coming. 

Tanning at night, that makes sense. What, are you paling instead? 

Well, this was to be expected. 

KitKat: “If I date you can we not?”

Issy: “WHY WERE YOU TANNING AT NIGHT?”

KitKat: “MOM STAHP!”

Rekt.

Mother daughter bonding. Exactly what I want to see! 

And no fucking lamp in the way 

Shit. I get points off for this, because this is just sad. How do you get a toddler to pass out like this. 

I’m not sure where these ramen noodles came from. How do you even get ramen in this game? 

I updated the graveyard. It’s getting pretty full. 

Well damn, Mochi survived. 

I thought this was a nice shot, even if he’s out breaking curfew. 

Did I mention Issy decided she wanted another baby?

Other than this being a good movie, that’s me right now. 

Hooray! Lollipop’s birthday! She got the Perfectionist trait. I don’t know why I don’t have a screenshot of her.

Oh. I know why. 

Twix isn’t that ugly from the side like this.

Pocky: “It’s my birthday bitch and I’m going to fuck everything up.”

Yeah. 

She fucked it up.

Issy: “MY DAUGHTER IS LIKE ME!”

Well fuck, you rolled the insane trait.

Pocky: “What the fuck mom wasn’t talking to herself all these years!?”

Pocky: “I can feel it coming. The stupidity. The insanity.”

Please stop.

Pocky: “You can’t make me, Voice.”

Pls. Pls no. 

On that abrupt note, bye Reeses. 

Bye KitKat.

Onwards to PURPLE BABIES. 

Well this is awkward, Issy is literally still pregnant and I now need her to auto finish the Abraham portrait. 

Scoreboard:

Births: (9) +45 100K Simoleons: (1) +40 Honor Roll: (2) + 10

Bladder Fail: (5) -25 Passing Out: (2) -10

Total: 65

I went down :(

Previous: 1.6 Bc Heir Vote No Longer Matters

Next:      Pocky’s first chapter as heir!

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TIFI Chapter 1.6 House Full Of Kids

In this chapter, the world burns.

So Reeses... doesn’t do much. I usually forget he exists.

And here’s Pocky, trying to burn the house down by cooking.

Pocky did it. It was a success!

Pocky: “What the hell did I do to that stove?” 0-0

This is where everyone goes to bond. It’s pretty awesome.

Anyway, Issy wanted to throw a costume party so I did that. This is Kitkat.

Reeses is a clown and my personal favorite is Pocky, who just put on an alien mask for her costume. Is that because she has the grumpy trait, maybe?

Abraham is wearing a uniform. Very nice.

Mochi... Mochi makes me laugh. Shes so green.

Skittles looks pretty adorable.

At least it’s almost over.

Issy: “TEHEHEHEHEHE”

People showed up. That’s Ginny Ursine as a thief and I’m not sure who the guy is, possibly Leighton Sekemoto. And the maid is Monika Morris.

That’s Terrell being mean to Reeses for whatever reason. I peeked at his traits and I think he’s mean spirited.

This precious child. So sweet. His mom, Fiona McIrish, passes away later in the chapter though.

Lisa Bunch: “That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen! Must be yours!”

Reeses: *So shocked he’s clipping through the wall*

The sandbox is the height of the party for literally everyone.

The party ended shortly after with a few more people being mean to my family. I don’t know why no one likes them.

Mochi has yet to finish her painting however I feel like these two paintings, side by side, are like the good version and the noob version.

I like Pocky’s face. She always looks so grumpy, because she is grumpy.

POCKY YOU FORGOT YOUR WAFFLES!

The good news is, Issy was standing nearby and saved the day.

Issy: “Waffles are the most important meal of the day!”

After school, I tried locating the missing teen and found I must have let him go to a friends house. Look they’re bonding!

Reeses: “I’m being bullied to help with homework.”

Shh, that’s your friend now Reeses.

Meanwhile, at the Isbi house. I wonder who’s crying.

I left to go use the bathroom and left the game running on the first speed. I come back to this.

Anyway, baby time! Lets see if my mod works.

It does. Now, originally I was between two names for this child. I decided the punishment name for more children would be Sugar Daddy. Instead, I named him Snickers. He looks a lot like Abraham and Reeses.

Right, Abraham aged up to adult.

Snickers ended up with the brown hair that you get when the game looks at your hair colors and goes ?!?!?!?!?!?

He was born Eccentric and Heavy Sleeper.

Don’t you look at me like that. You deserve it.

Issy: “I can make things worse for you too, VOICE!”

Foreshadowing.

I thought she was cute. Also, that’s one of the new dresses I downloaded for girl children!

Can you tell there are a lot of sandcastles? Most used sandbox ever.

Aw, they’re doing their homework together! At opposite sides of the table, but never-mind that.

I thought this was a cute shot.

He reminds me of someone. Some character from show. I don’t know who though.

??? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? She was just sitting there last time I checked! Also that’s Pocky, if you weren’t sure.

It was Issy’s birthday. Excellent! We’re a few steps closer to an heir then.

I found out what the ceiling looks like. That’s kinda scary. I thought Sims 3 had actual ceilings, but I must be thinking of Sims 2.

This bodes well, according to every other Isbi I’ve read.

This is Issy’s true form. Her hair changed when she aged up so I had to put it back.

ISSY WHAT THE FUCK. YOU HAVE SEVEN ALREADY.

I hate my life. She completed a wish and that was the only wish she had. Deeeeep sigh.

I hate you, Issy.

Abraham: “I love you, Isadora.”

Pocky was still singed and I know she showered, so I deleted the moodlet and she was fine.

The old people are dying.

WAIT, SOMEONE DROWNED? And as I look at the name, it’s one of the sims who was in the town. I actually think it was that guy Issy tried to flirt with when Abraham was being a butt.

Issy: “BLEGH”

You deserve everything you get.

Her punishment for wanting another child.

Winter has hit. This means my game might run slowly and no children will go to school ever again because snow days.

It’s official. She’s preggo. SIGH. This is going to make the heir vote painful.

Twix had her birthday! She grew up and got the Mean-Spirited trait. What a joy.

That’s another new outfit! She’s not the prettiest girl, despite my efforts.

I brought the entire Isbi clan, minus Abraham, to the winter festival because Issy rolled this.

She wants to flirt with someone who isn’t Abraham. Considering she’s pregnant, it probably won’t go well.

Half the kids went to ice skate. It was cute.

What is this DEMON YOU SPAWNED, ISSY?

I should have expected this to happen. All Twix’s fault too.

Mochi: “Twix y u do dis.”

I sent Issy to the library with Snickers to try and find a man to flirt with. This pretty lady is Fortuna Steel, Chris’s wife. In the background, Issy is denied by Beau Andrews.

She also tried Conor Frio, but he’s unflirty.

I gave up, annoyed that just using the flirt social isn’t enough.

Kitkat found a man to skate with. Too bad he’s an adult, and he was dating Gobias Koffi so he’s gay.

Kitkat: ;-;

You know, I don’t think Twix and I are going to get along. To be fair though, I actually forgot to get her a bed.

It was the twin’s birthdays!

This is Mochi, who got the Night Owl trait.

And Skittles, who got the Supernatural Skeptic trait.

Skittles: “Witches aren’t real!”

Mochi: “Cake is real.”

This fulfilled her LTW! Woohoo!

Abraham ended up scolding Skittles and Twix for literally no reason. I’m still not sure what they did.

Also I think Twix was the one who put a prank on the computer.

SIMS CAN AUTO SKILL TODDLERS? ???

Issy is going for the TH portrait. It’s looking kind of dark though.

The triplets are 8 days away from being young adults. We need an heir vote, soon. If Issy has any more children after this one, they won’t be eligible except as a spare.

I saw you. I saw you listening to that children’s music.

This better be a single child.

And thus the final eligible TH is born! This is Lollipop Isbi.

I said that Sugar Daddy would be the punishment name for this child but I wanted that name to go to a boy.

Lollipop is Friendly and Easily Impressed.

Coming up is the Heir Vote! I have screenshots of all of them as semi-attractive young adults or teens.

Scoreboard:

Births: (8) +40 100K Simoleons: (1) +40 Honor Roll: (2) + 10

Bladder Fail: (3) -15 Passing Out: (1) -5

Total: 70

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