#TacticalSnackingAtItsFinest

[askereiniongilgalad]

* Offers a plate of Macaroons to be forgiven *

Can I come out of my room now, High King? 😔

(Hide them well so the Council doesn't find them.)

Oh Valar, I’m being bribed… in a sugary way!! 😌🍪✨

*Takes a macaron. Casually eats it. Stops mid-bite. Eyes widen. Takes another. For science. 🔬👀*

I shall consider your release. After all…

Oh, it’s CRISPY!!! ✨ And CHEWY!!! ✨ *insert dramatic gasp please* 😱😱😱😱😱 I’m gonna die!!

Mmm… delicate, deceptively powerful. One wrong move, and they crumble… like my patience, my peace, and my will to live. ✨💔

*Takes another bite. Stares into the void. The void stares back. 🕳️Takes one more… just for emotional support.* 😮‍💨🍪

Fine. You may step out. BUT: no more splashes. 🚫 No waves. ❌ No ripples. 🫧 If I so much as hear a single rogue drip, 👆👉 I am express shipping you (both) back to your room, wrapped in an extra-large ‘DO NOT OPEN UNTIL THE THIRD AGE’ sticker. 📦😑

*Gives hug 🤗💙, good vibes ✨🫶. Pauses. Looks at the remaining macarons. Considers life. 🤔🍪 Suddenly turns and storms off.*

ELROND!!!

CAN YOU MAKE THESE… FLUFFY?!? I WANT THEM FLUFFIER!!! ✨

[daughterofthesunlands]

*Is very happy now*

* Offers a plate of Macaroons to be forgiven *

Can I come out of my room now, High King? 😔

(Hide them well so the Council doesn't find them.)

Oh Valar, I’m being bribed… in a sugary way!! 😌🍪✨

*Takes a macaron. Casually eats it. Stops mid-bite. Eyes widen. Takes another. For science. 🔬👀*

I shall consider your release. After all…

Oh, it’s CRISPY!!! ✨ And CHEWY!!! ✨ *insert dramatic gasp please* 😱😱😱😱😱 I’m gonna die!!

Mmm… delicate, deceptively powerful. One wrong move, and they crumble… like my patience, my peace, and my will to live. ✨💔

*Takes another bite. Stares into the void. The void stares back. 🕳️Takes one more… just for emotional support.* 😮‍💨🍪

Fine. You may step out. BUT: no more splashes. 🚫 No waves. ❌ No ripples. 🫧 If I so much as hear a single rogue drip, 👆👉 I am express shipping you (both) back to your room, wrapped in an extra-large ‘DO NOT OPEN UNTIL THE THIRD AGE’ sticker. 📦😑

*Gives hug 🤗💙, good vibes ✨🫶. Pauses. Looks at the remaining macarons. Considers life. 🤔🍪 Suddenly turns and storms off.*

ELROND!!!

CAN YOU MAKE THESE… FLUFFY?!? I WANT THEM FLUFFIER!!! ✨