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i have a new themee :3
but i think i might take a bite. . . 𖥔 ˖




⟢ ⋮🍎 𝗂 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝓌𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝓎𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽. 𝗂 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝒾 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝗂 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗂 𝓂𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝖽𝗈 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝒶𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇.
✿ ‧ 𝖭𝖤𝖶 𝖬𝖤𝖲𝖲𝖠𝖦𝖤! ꒱꒱ 𝗇𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎. 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗆𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗂𝖿𝖺𝗇 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐. 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄 𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗁𝗂𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽.

#. 𖦹 ikozen ݁ ˖#new theme#tumblr theme#blog theme#too cute#beabadoobee#take a bite#this is how tomorrow moves#apples#gingham
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Vampire!Reader: "Goodnight, abandoned bell tower. Goodnight, leaky rusted pipes. Goodnight, bats sleeping above. Goodnight, complete DVD collection of the Golden Girls. Goodnight, tasty blood bags. Goodnight, Gotham!"
*Lies down into their old bed, ready to sleep.*
Cough! Cough!
Vampire!Reader: "Wha–Oh! Goodnight, scary caped Vigilantes standing in dark corners of my room."
Batfamily: "Goodnight."
Vampire!Reader: ". . . . ."
Vampire!Reader: *Sudden realisation* "Wait, hold the f@ck up–"
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Sleep Token fandom every time they find a picture of Vessel wearing shoes
#ii sleep token#sleep token shitpost#vessel sleep token#i need sleep#iii sleep token#sleep token#worshitposting#vessel and ii worked so hard for so many years#ivy sleep token#iv sleep token#art#artists on tumblr#potatomoonjuice#digital art#meme#funny#even in arcadia#emergence#this place will become your tomb#sundowning#take me back to eden#take a bite#baby vessel#vessel#vessel getting bullied again#metal#heavy metal#metal bands#band
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#sleep token#sleep token art#sleep token fanart#sleep token vessel#artists on tumblr#certified vessel bully#take a bite#even in arcadia
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coming home (a take a bite drabble) | MYG

✧ PAIRING: yoongi x fem!reader

✧ SUMMARY: Yoongi's been working hard lately, with lots of late nights holed up in his studio. When you wake up with no recollection of him coming home last night, you decide to show him just how much you've missed him.

✧ TAGS: NOT BETA READ, established relationship, and they live together now!, take a bite couple are still bonafide workaholics i fear, just pure smut honestly, THESE TWO ARE CRAZY IT IS THE MORNING!, warnings under the cut, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

✧ WORDCOUNT: 2.8k words

✧ AUTHOR’S NOTE: got a request for oral (m. receiving) with yoongi, and decided i wanted to turn it into a take a bite drabble because i missed these two! can stand alone, but feel free to read take a bite if you want added context! also i know the song doesn't fit the vibe of this AT ALL but it is what it is. even when they're gross they're cute sorry

✧ WARNINGS: light (but consensual) somnophilia? see: the established relationship tag, oral (m. receiving), deepthroating, hair pulling, dirty talk (including the use of sl*t but MC is so down with it), vaginal fingering, spanking, the thank you joke hasn’t died yet, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it pls), rough sex, choking, hand/finger kink (who is surprised), BACKSHOTSSSS!!! (pls lmk if i missed anything)

Yoongi’s had a rough week.
Naturally a light sleeper, you usually at least stir when the bed dips beside you, but you have no recollection of Yoongi’s late return from the studio last night.
It must’ve been really fucking late, then. Not that that’s totally unusual.
Living together these past few months has done little to mitigate either of your workaholic tendencies. If anything, you’ve both picked up more hours as a result, since there’s less pressure to actively set aside time for each other within both of your busy schedules. You don’t have to, not when you’re guaranteed to see each other every single day.
Which, from an outsider’s perspective, may look kind of shitty at the surface. Why be in a relationship if you don’t make time for each other? But with Yoongi, it just… works. For both of you.
It works, because when you and Yoongi do get to spend uninterrupted hours together, you both always milk them for everything they’re worth. You go out for dinner instead of eating in. If you’re both feeling social, you invite your friends over. You shower together—or, if it’s been a particularly hard week, take a bath. Talk for hours and catch up on everything you’ve missed.
Living with Yoongi, it’s just… It’s everything you’d hoped for and more.
Not to mention Yoongi is pretty much the dream roommate.
“Yah, don’t call me that,” he’d complained the first time you’d told him as much. Scrunched his nose at you so cutely. “I’m your boyfriend. I worked hard to earn that title, thanks.”
“Well, it goes without saying that you’re my dream boyfriend,” you’d replied, cooing and squishing his cheeks when the tips of his ears turned pink in response. “Two things can be true at once, Yoongi.”
He takes the trash out. Always cooks enough for two. Never leaves hair in the sink when he shaves. Lets you use his expensive skincare products (which are, infuriatingly, much better than yours) whenever you want. And no matter how late he gets home, he always showers before he even touches the bed—because being holed up in the studio for days doesn’t exactly leave him smelling like a daisy.
Despite how late it must’ve been, last night was no exception, apparently.
It’s rare for Yoongi to fall asleep in such a state of undress—he’s a t-shirt and sweatpants guy, even in the dead of summer—but when you wake up wrapped around him, you’re pleasantly surprised by the amount of skin available to you. He must’ve been too exhausted after his shower, stumbling to bed clad only in his boxer briefs.
You’re even more pleasantly surprised to find that, despite the man himself being completely conked the fuck out, Yoongi’s cock is very much awake. Poking you insistently where your leg is thrown over his body.
There are downsides to your shared workaholism. Like, Yoongi’s been coming home exhausted all week, and you haven’t had his cock in even longer. Which is fine. You don’t need sex. It is a little embarrassing, though, how just the feeling of his erection pressed against you fucking floods your panties. Brings a whole new meaning to Skinner’s box.
So you weigh your options. You could just let Yoongi sleep. It’s Saturday, after all. He has nowhere to be, as far as you know.
Orrrrr… you could do something else for him—wake him up in a way he’d surely appreciate very, very much. And you love an appreciative Yoongi.
Yeah… Fuck it.
Shifting the blankets earns you a sleepy grumble, but you ignore it and shimmy down the bed, gently maneuvering Yoongi’s body so you can fit yourself between his legs.
Shit, he really is so hard, straining against black fabric. When you lean forward to kiss down the thin trail of hair leading under his waistband, a barely-there touch where he’s aching, his cock twitches instantly. Sensitive, too.
Yoongi barely stirs when you pull the waistband down, dragging his boxer briefs as far as they’ll go in this position. If you were him, you’d already be awake by now. But lucky for you,Yoongi’s a much heavier sleeper than you are. Instead, you get to ogle him as much as you want with absolutely no judgement.
And you do, because fuck, your boyfriend is hot. Even when his face looks stupid because he’s asleep, he’s still criminally sexy. His hair has been getting longer recently, ends curling out at the base of his neck. Soft, smooth skin that you want to slide your hands all over. Long fingers that twitch slightly when you lick a stripe up the underside of his cock. Lean muscle that tenses when you wrap your lips around his tip where he’s leaking already, from so little.
You tease him a little at first, because you can get away with it like this. Wrapping your hand around the base of him, you suck his tip shallowly into your mouth, just getting a taste. Further up the bed, you hear an intake of breath, a soft murmur that you can’t quite decipher into real words.
It’s been a long time since you’ve had him in your mouth like this. Not that he doesn’t like it—you know he does, given the way he praises you so filthily when he does have you on your knees for him. Yoongi’s just a giver by nature, and with how little you’ve been able to touch each other lately, he’s more likely to have his head between your legs rather than the other way around. Or he just fucks you. It’s been a while, but when you’re both up for it, he always fills you up so fucking good. Gives it to you nice and slow until you can’t help but beg him to fuck you harder, faster, moremoremore—
Jesus, yeah, you can’t tease anymore. You don’t have the patience he does to drag things out.
In one smooth motion, you’re swallowing him up, bracing your hands on the mattress so you can get the right angle to take him as far as you can.
The stretch makes your eyes water. Your throat puts up a valiant effort to keep him out, to tense up at the intrusion. You’ve never done this without his guidance, but you take a moment to fucking relax. You remember to breathe through your nose like he always tells you to, accepting the thickness of his cock into your throat nice and slow. As slow as you possibly can with how eager you are.
Above you, Yoongi lets out a groan. A strangled, breathy thing that spurs you on even more. When your nose reaches the soft trail of hair beneath his belly button, you suddenly feel the weight of his hand on the back of your head. Gentle, just resting there.
You wonder if he’s awake now. You wouldn’t be surprised, but you’ve also seen Yoongi sleep through the combined karaoke efforts of Jimin and Jeongguk. Singing Linkin Park. Loudly.
Still, you focus your efforts on moving now that you’ve taken all of him, chin slick with spit and pre-cum as you slowly start to bob your head, drool pooling at the corners of your mouth as you try to suppress a gag.
“Fuck,” Yoongi says, voice gravelly with sleep. Fuck, his voice. It’s so unfair that just the sound of his voice when he wakes up instantly makes your neglected cunt clench with need.
You feel the bed shift under you, feel his fingers tighten slightly in your hair. You pause and chance a glance up at him through your lashes only to find him now fully awake, moving to sit up against the pillows. Eyes pitch black.
Carefully, you pull off of his cock with a sticky pop, catching your breath for a second. You’re grinning when you look up at him again.
“Good morning.”
“Good fucking morning,” Yoongi practically growls, rubbing at the saliva on your chin with his thumb. “Don’t stop on my account.”
You’d make fun of him for his eagerness, but shit, you are so not in the position to, not with the way your thighs are rubbing together. Instead, you do as he says, surging back down.
“Shit,” he groans, his hand in your hair guiding the wet heat of your mouth up and down the length of his cock now, not bothering to be gentle about it. You’re not taking him as far anymore, but he doesn’t seem to give a shit, not with the way his head falls back against the headboard, bottom lip bitten as he looks at you.
“What a way to wake up,” Yoongi murmurs, grunting when he pushes you a little too far, like he’s reveling in the way it makes you sputter. “Fuck, that’s so hot.”
His praise makes you whine around him, your eyes squeezing shut as you force your throat around his cock again, swallowing.
“Good girl, just like that.”
You can tell he’s getting close by the way his thighs tense under you, and you slide the seal of your mouth up on his shaft, fully prepared to wrap your hand around his base and finish what you started. But then—
“C’mere,” Yoongi murmurs, using his hand in your hair to pull you off of his cock, ignoring your pitiful whine as he drags you up into his lap.
“You were about to cum,” you protest, although there’s no heat to it. Not when you can feel the warmth of him against the last scrap of fabric separating you. Not when you can grind down, finally getting the friction you’ve been desperate for since you woke up.
“So?” Deft fingers find the waistband of your panties, wasting no time in slipping underneath. You both groan when he discovers the way you’ve been dripping for him, easily fucking two fingers into your tight heat. “Holy shit, you’re soaked.”
“S’been a long time,” you whine as Yoongi expertly locates that sensitive spot inside of you, rubbing against it at a ruthless pace. “Fuck, Yoongi!”
“Been a long time, huh?” he teases, the picture of calm as he noses the side of your neck. “Weren’t you riding my face just a few days ago, baby?”
“Not the same,” you pant, fingers grasping at his shoulders as he makes you see stars. “N-need your cock, need it so fucking bad, fuck.”
“Yeah? You need it? My mouth isn’t enough for you, is that it?” Yoongi admonishes, chuckling when you shake your head because no, fuck, that isn’t what you meant. “When did my sweet girl turn into such a needy slut for me?”
Oh.
Before you have a chance to react, he surges forward, slotting his lips with yours in a sloppy, heated kiss.
Shit, you’re gonna cum. Embarrassingly fast, but you’re so goddamn worked up, and when he says shit like that—
“I’ve been neglecting you, huh, baby?” he coos as he pulls away, withdrawing his fingers so fast it makes your head spin. You don’t have time to complain though, because then he’s slapping your thigh with a gravelly, “All fours, pretty girl.”
Fuck, yes.
He doesn’t have to tell you twice. Eagerly, you clamber out of his lap, immediately shifting yourself into position.
“Look at you,” he huffs, moving behind you to roughly shuck your panties down your legs, the fabric trapped at your knees.
You whine as you feel him run his tip teasingly through your soaked folds, desperate for him to just fucking get on with it already, shit.
“Fuck yeah, you want it so bad,” he groans appreciatively, using his free hand to land a sharp smack on your ass as you try to wiggle back onto his cock. “So fuckin’ desperate for my cock.”
“Stop fucking teasing—”
Your protests cut off into a strangled moan as he buries himself to the hilt in one smooth motion, clutching your sides so roughly you feel like you’ll bruise. “What was that?”
“Yoongi,” you gasp, adjusting to the feeling of being filled by him again, just skin on skin. You swallow harshly as he brings a hand up to your neck, pressing his lips against your clothed shoulder.
“You know what to say, baby,” he purrs, pulling out all the way just to thrust back in again, twice as hard this time.
“Thank you!” you cry out, your eyes rolling back in your head at the combined sensation of his cock filling you and his fingers squeezing your throat. “Fuck, thank you, thankyouthankyouthankyou!”
“That’s my fuckin’ girl,” Yoongi growls, his hips snapping roughly against your ass. “Knew you would remember your manners.”
It’s so good. It’s so fucking good, but it’s not enough, not like this. You can feel the warmth of your impending orgasm spreading through your body already, picking up right where you left off when his fingers were inside you, but you need more.
“Y-Yoongi, please,” you whimper pitifully, pushing your ass back into his movements. “Please, I need—”
“Still not enough for you, huh?” Yoongi says mockingly, his hand sliding down from your neck to grope roughly at your tits through your shirt. “Thought you needed my cock.”
“I-I do, I do,” you sob, grasping at the sheets under you. “I just—”
Your words are cut off by two long digits slipping between your lips. You don’t even fucking think about it as you wrap your lips around them greedily and suck. “There you go,” he coos. “Is that what you needed, baby?”
How the fuck did he know?
Exhaling sharply through your nose, you moan in response, the sound muffled by his fingers.
“Fuck, you’re so hot,” he groans, his hips stuttering slightly. “Squeezing around me so tight. You gonna cum, baby?”
Helplessly, you nod, tears welling up in your eyes from the pure pleasure of it as he fucks you into the mattress.
“Then cum,” he growls, using his free hand to push you back down onto your hands before reaching down to rub at your clit.
That’s all you need. Your pussy flutters frantically around him and then you’re cumming hard, drool coating your chin as you cry out around his fingers.
“Shit, holy fuck,” Yoongi moans urgently, pulling the digits from your mouth with a pop as his rhythm falters significantly. “Where do you want it?”
You can’t think, let alone speak, so instead you drop down onto your elbows, arching your back in lieu of an answer. Quickly, he pushes your shirt up to your shoulders and pulls out. You can hear the sound of his urgent strokes, wet and filthy, before he spills onto your back with a groan.
Thoroughly spent, you crumple fully onto the mattress with a whimper, the sounds of Yoongi’s labored breathing filling your ears.
“God,” he huffs, giving your ass one final slap before the mattress dips with his weight next to you. You turn your head to face him, greeted by an exhausted (but still gummy) smile.
“Good morning,” you huff, fond as the pleasant buzz of your orgasm gives way to something softer.
“Good morning yourself.” Yoongi glances at the clock on his bedside table. Because he still uses an analong fucking alarm clock, the grandpa. “You know it’s Saturday, right?” he asks, raising an eyebrow at you.
“And?”
“And, we both totally could’ve slept in.”
“Oh, so you’re saying you would’ve rathered sleep over the sex?” you quip, sitting up on your elbows carefully so as not to spill his release onto the mattress.
“Not at all,” he hums lifting his head to glance at your back appreciatively. “Just making sure you’re aware.”
“Mm.”
“What brought this on?” Yoongi teases, leaning forward to kiss your shoulder gently before moving to stand and pull his underwear back into place, searching for a towel to wipe you down with. “Not that I’m complaining.”
“You’ve been working a lot,” you explain, closing your eyes as he cleans your back gently. “I wanted to do something nice for you. And I missed you. You know, because I love you. A lot.”
Tossing the towel into the nearby hamper, Yoongi sits on the bed next to you. “I love you too, baby,” he coos, pressing a kiss to your temple. “You have the weekend off?”
“Mhm,” you hum, content.
“Me too,” he says softly, smiling at you. “Lemme make you breakfast.”
As if on cue, your stomach growls against the mattress, earning an amused snort from Yoongi.
“Yeah, okay,” you concede, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips before he gets up again, heading towards the door. “Just let me shower first. I’m all gross because of you.”
Yoongi leans against the doorframe, chuckling darkly as he glances at your half-naked form.
“Might as well not,” he murmurs, tilting his head at you. “I’m nowhere near done with you. We just have to eat first.”
With that, he turns around and opens the bedroom door, leaving you flushed and speechless as he heads to the kitchen to make you breakfast.

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one bite.
#bite me#take a bite#skin#photography#nude phtoography#nude art#touch me#intimacy#intimate#passion#teeth marks#one bite#bite
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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Characters: Peter Parker, Peter Parker Hunting!Spider, Wade Wilson Additional Tags: Hunting!Spider AU, Alternate Universe, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Deadpool Death, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Summary:
Based on @hemlock-dreams Hunting!Spider AU
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“What do you want?” Wade demands. The sooner Wade can scoot away from here and that feeling, the better. He wonders what Petey-pie is up to at this hour.
“I already told you. I want to know why you’ve been avoiding me.”
Wade rolls his eyes. “And I told you, I’ve been busy. Bills to pay, people to kill, yadda yadda. I’d have thought you’d be happy I’m not actively trying to kill you.”
“You tried to shoot me like five minutes ago,” Spidey reminds him pointedly.
Wade waves that away. “That was your own fault, sneaking up on an assassin. You should know better. You know what I meant.”
“I do,” Spidey agrees.“But three weeks ago you were up my ass—”
“You wish, bug boy,” Wade leers.
“—and now you’re not.” Spidey finishes, ignoring him. “What changed?”
“What, did you fucking miss me?” Wade snipes.
“Yeah,” Spidey says, sounding entirely earnest, the fucking freak.
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I love being productive!
I wrote my first hypnosis asmr script in the last six months… I don't want to get too hyped yet but it's going to be deliciously evil. 😈
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Fudgy Espresso Brownie Bites
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Yandere Batfam with a vampire reader idea.
Reader is a unique type of vampire, possessing an extra set of teeth at the bottom jaw that allows her to perform a lockjaw, effectively trapping prey in her mouth. Once she bites down, there’s no easy escape.
She also has a forked tongue, which gives her heightened sensitivity to taste and scent, allowing her to track even the faintest traces of blood or fear in the air.
Her eyes are usually red, functioning like infrared sensors that allow her to see heat signatures. This makes her an excellent tracker, especially in the dark, where she can pinpoint someone’s exact location by their body heat alone.
She works at a blood bank, which gives her regular access to a food supply. She’s clever about it too—carefully rationing, labeling, and storing her stash to avoid suspicion. No need to hunt when dinner’s already bagged and chilled.
Sunlight doesn’t kill her, but it does weaken her overall power. Her reflexes slow, her strength dips, and her senses dull a bit. That’s why she tends to avoid being out too long during the day unless absolutely necessary.
She sleeps and lives in an abandoned bell tower, one that bats naturally roost in. It’s cold, high up, and far away from the chaos of city life—perfect for someone like her. The Batfam knows where it is, of course. They've never visited.
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🧑🌾🏈 SDV Alex x farmer (take a bite by beabadoobee)
Farmer (Amelio) falls first, Alex Mullner gets over his internalized homophobia and falls even harder 😩✌️
#stardew alex#stardew valley farmer#stardew valley alex#sdv alex#sdv farmer#sdv fanart#stardew valley#take a bite#lgbtqia
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Take a bite
#tyler joseph#twenty one pilots#art#clancy#twenty øne piløts#tøp#josh dun#artists on tumblr#potatomoonjuice#digital art#i wanna chew on him#i will bite josh#clanky#clancy kitty#car#cat#vulture#creature#take a bite#vulture core#tiger#twenty one pilots shitpost#he's so cute#he's so babygirl#bitable
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#beabadoobee#take a bite#song of the day#favorite songs#music#dark academia#academia#mikaylatteonthehouse
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take a bite | MYG ★ MASTERLIST

NOTE: as of june 15, 2025, this series has been re-uploaded to exclude all mentions of jang yijeong, with some other edits + bonus content. you can access the new masterlist here!
✧ PAIRING: yoongi x fem!reader

✧ SUMMARY: Your fledgling career as a music journalist is finally going in some kind of direction that must be on the path to success. Your coworkers like you enough to invite you out on Fridays, your boss is starting to think you’re competent enough to let you score a few bylines, and you're finally getting the hang of InDesign. All of your hard work, late nights, and complete lack of a social life are starting to pay off... Even if it all came at the expense of the longest relationship of your life. Fine. You've accepted the fact that romance isn't for you, under any circumstances. You won't risk your career for anybody. Not even Min Yoongi.

✧ TAGS: slow burn (the romance part lol), eventual smut, eventual romance, fluff, light angst, humor, producer yoongi, music journalist reader, neighbors to friends to lovers? you'll see, reader is bad at feelings, reader is post-break up

✧ WARNINGS: explicit sexual content, slow burn

✧ WORDCOUNT: 37.7k

✧ STATUS: complete

✧ CHAPTERS ✧
CH 1: Lay Your Cards Down, Down, Down, Down [2.7k]
CH 2: Tell Me What You Want From Me [3.2k]
CH 3: I Wanna Fold Clothes For You [3.5k]
CH 4: Just The Way That We Are [5.1k]
CH 5: I Think I Need Your Help [7.4k]
CH 6: Y'all Ain't Never Been To A Party Before? [5.4k]
CH 7: Wanna Do It All Over Again [10.3k]
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02. everything i want [7.6k]

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Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Characters: Peter Parker, Peter Parker Hunting!Spider, Wade Wilson Additional Tags: Hunting!Spider AU, Alternate Universe, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Deadpool Death, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Summary:
Based on @hemlock-dreams Hunting!Spider AU
OH SHIT WE FULL CIRCLE GANG!!! from first drabble to chapter 7!
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There's a funny thing about Deadpool.
It's the funny thing about Deadpool. Because he's the funny guy, he's the clown, he's the joke.
He's the one they roll their eyes at, he's the one they scoff at, he's the one they laugh at.
Wade's an easy going guy, most of the time. Typically, he doesn't mind his reputation: he likes to joke, he likes to goof, and most of all, he likes to be himself. He's been through too much shit to pretend to be someone else in order to be likeable. Fuck 'em. He's earned being himself, in all his silly, clownish, goofy glory. He likes it that way.
But because of that, they forget what he is.
Every single time, they forget that besides the funny guy, besides the clown, besides the joke…
Deadpool is a killer to his fucking core.
By all respects, it should be easy to remember. After all, he’s made a full, illustrious career killing people. Wade’s been a merc over twenty years, he's a multi-fucking-millionaire from blood-soaked cash. His so-called colleagues know better than anyone his success rate.
Wade's not really one for victim shaming, but in this case, it's kind of on them.
Wade thinks about this as the merc on the phone yammers endlessly at him. Blah blah, the mercs of New York are tired of him monopolizing the Spider-Man contract, blah blah. They’re tired of Wade eliminating the competition and not actually fulfilling the hit. Consider his contract null and void; they’ve taken Peter to ensure Wade’s cooperation, yadda yadda.
"—so that's the deal, got it? You get out of the way tonight while we take out the spider, and your stupid kid goes free." Dead Guy’s voice is smugly condescending.
"Wow, rude," Peter says from somewhere in the distance behind the caller. His voice is muffled—he's either partially gagged, or he's been hit in the face enough that his jaw isn't working so hot anymore. Still, he's in good enough spirits that he's able to joke, which is the only thread of relief that Wade has about the whole thing.
There's a dull thud, a cough, and a hissed, "Shut the fuck up."
Well, then.
Wade takes a deep breath, and gets to work.
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