#Team lead: I dunno. I guess we’d have to rebuild everything from scratch if we went down
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*through increasingly gritted teeth* not my clowns not my circus not my clowns not my circus
Except it is my circus unfortunately and termites are eating through the tent poles
#To sum up a work (hospital IT) meeting:#Me: hi! You’re listed here as tier 0 since you are one of the load bearing systems that needs to come back ASAP if an outage occurs. Can we#please have your disaster recovery plan?#Team lead: oh. We don’t have one.#Me: I’m sorry uh you—don’t. Have one?#Team lead: I dunno. I guess we’d have to rebuild everything from scratch if we went down#Me: from—from scratch. Okay. Uh do you have a time estimate if that did occur?#Team lead: probably at least 3 months#THE HOSPITALS DO NOT FUNCTION IF YOU ARENT UP AND RUNNING WHAT DO YOU MEAN#NO DISASTER RECOVERY PLAN??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE MONTHS#Look. Look me in the eyes and tell me you understand the words coming out of your mouth right now oh my god#Sweet Jesus in heaven#You know. You know the moment in a horror video game where you turn on a light and see the Big Bad#And then immediately turn it off again#That’s what this felt like#report to disaster management and run and pray on my hands and knees that nothing comes down in the meantime
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