#Terribly…

[zushiisamess]

rating mxtx novels based on…. FANDOM-O-DRAMA-METER!

(This was my experience first entering every fandom hehe although as always, there are exceptions 😉)

MDZS: 4/10 the plot is just so centered around wangxian and there are few side characters for people to argue about, it also requires a certain level of media literacy to appreciate, leaving the only real argument material on whether characters deserved their suffering or not (Lan Xichen & Jin guangyao) *Clears throat* ANYWAY

TGCF is a solid 8/10, you’d think it would have the least toxic fan base, considering it is the only one rated 13+ and has the most characters. You’d be wrong! oh my goodness gracious why are there 13 people in a room brawling over this rare pair?! Cute ar—OH MY GOD MY EYES 😨 JAJSSHJSHSD, the chillest people in this fandom are the cute plushie cute character crowd, and those are in every fandom [I love u tgcf but man, your fans are like xz and ny temples at the lantern ceremony…. Devoted to competing]

Svsss is a 3/10 and I know what you’re thinking, “but op, everyone either hates or adores svsss!! They have so many haters” and you’d be right, but I have one thing to say. Svsss enjoyers have mastered the art of never prolonging altercations, crowd from outside goes “what is this trash?!” And they answer “ ok sy have a nice trip! 👋🤭” and nobody inside the fandom shames eachother’s ship or other choices because they know, anyone who enjoys svsss is a FREAK, complete freak, and nobody wants to get dunked on first. it would be like kinkshaming at a bdsm club LMAO

(All three will in fact send you to the hospital if you say anything bad about their main ship though, but mostly tgcf… DEAD ON SIGHT8

(If you are lucky….)

[gorgo4ne]

"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

[brokenclockgears]

while the cameras are turned away

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[scribefindegil]

being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."

[byelacey]

thinking about my dog and how he makes sure i get my daily mental health outings

[salamander-crimes]

me making my oc a worse person

[zeldamaniac44]

If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

[cannibalchicken]

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[clonerightsagenda]

Arcane is an advanced form of doomed by the narrative/doomed from the beginning because the show is trying so hard to create this serious, intricate story but the endgame of this story is everyone ending up in League of Legends

[canisalbus]

✦ Pebble ✦

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat's post-vet-visit dramatics are always very shortlived

[heyybeach]

Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way

[fieldbling]

but of course mark s feels nothing for gemma that’s what he was born to do