#Tfw your son is basically a demigod with no sense of proper restraint and is now going to be teaching students how to throw hands

[dragon-razor-writings]

(Arcs Of The Ever-After Shitpost, ft. Janine Arc)

Janine: "...So you mean to tell me that our son Hunter is now going to be a professor at Beacon."

Jaune: "That is the gist of it, yeah."

Janine: "This is the same Hunter who occasionally just eats rocks and fought an entire gang because he was bored."

Jaune: "Still impressive that he won that."

Janine: "And he's now going to be teaching teenagers."

Jaune: "Yep."

Janine: "... I'm concerned."

Jaune: "For him or the students?"

CRASH!

Hunter, muffled by the wall: "Dad! I broke another sandbag."

Janine, remembering that was the 20th one: "..."

Jaune, remembering that the sandbag was custom made: "...He probably won't hurt them too bad."

Janine: "We can only hope."