#The Idle Class
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I released version 0.8.0 of The Idle Class today! I haven't talked about it a whole lot on here, so if you're not familiar, it's a free browser-based idle game I put out years ago, well before The Salt Keep.
It's all about clicking buttons, earning achievements, and experiencing the grotesque horrors of capitalism. It's the kind of game you can play aggressively or check in on now and then, and it'll last you months if you want it to.
This update has:
55 new Upgrades
105 new Achievements
A new Business Goals feature, which lets you set an earnings goal for your next business (plus some optional caveats), and offers a significant bonus to your Next Bankruptcy Multiplier if you meet it, or a small penalty if you don't.
A new Business Cartels feature, which allows you to unlock an overall earnings bonus derived from the total listed at the Small Gray Games Patreon. It's positively communal!
A new Bankruptcy Obstacles feature, which allows you to choose from various Obstacles to burden you in your next business in exchange for a bonus to your Training Seminars. This one has the potential to balloon into all kinds of side features.
This update has been a long time coming. I'll be back to some other narrative projects now, which I can hopefully announce before too long. I'll probably post here a lot more once I do.
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You may not like it, but this is what peak capitalism looks like
#A healthy Business has the amount of people in marketing as normal workers#peak economies#having 100 middle managers in fact the best way to run things#the idle class
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feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that shen qingqiu was fully prepared to die in the invasion of cang qiong to save his disciples, and not just in terms of without-a-cure. when he challenged sha hualing to a palm strike, he expected to die, his exact thoughts were "with this one strike, he'd ensure there were no winners", and he went in expecting his body to self destruct before liu qingge showed up.
it's such an important piece of characterization because shen yuan is often ranting in his head about "surviving at any cost" and "cheating his way out of it", but when he's actually faced with any kind of danger, his very first reaction is to protect the people around him with his life, without hesitation.
#i love shen yuan<3#shen yuan be like 'im so selfish i pick my own life over any other'#also shen yuan: oh youre in danger? i will be your human shield#jumps in front of binghe. jumps in front of his disciples. self detonates. puts himself in the water prison#had horrible sex to save the world#my dude i WISH you put yourself first for once#his worst crime is that he could be considered 'idle'#which is literally just him reading books on his peak and sleeping in between classes#its not that he skips classes because he DOES teach his disciples!! hes doing all of his work#but also reading and sleeping#which is like...... just a millennial Doing His Job#just AH again!! ppl considered shen yuan's worst traits to be that he slept read and ate treats#THATS IT#(in the extra the peak lords said that sqq seemed ''more idle'')#hes such a good guy sobsobsob#svsss#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#scum villain
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You know, when Fifteenth says in Space Babies “I don't have a purpose or a cause or a mission, but I have freedom”? Yeah, rule number one. The Doctor actually hates having nothing to do but drift across all of time and space. They need something to drive them. They need a goal, a clear direction to follow. They need a mystery to unravel. That's why they adore people like Amy, Clara, Ruby or now Belinda. People with mysteries, enigmas to unravel. Something to do. It's not about having someone to travel with because they can't stand the loneliness. It's about having someone interesting to study and decipher while travelling.
#doctor who#rapha talks#rapha is being a whovian#the doctor#fifteenth doctor#belinda chandra#dw meta#was listening to a margarita life edit with one ear when i was suddenly hit with this realisation and had to share with the class#in a way the doctor actually hates being free and untethered because it means being idle and bored#and it's not so much the loneliness as it is rather the boredom that they can't deal with
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"The Idle Class" " ( 1920 ) Charlie Chaplin
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innocence does not belong in a cruel world 🐇🩸
#girlblogging#girlcore#im just a girl#ldr aesthetic#coquette#girlhood#lana del ray aesthetic#dollcore#dollette#lana del rey#rabbit#bunny#bunny girl#innocence#coquette angel#555 angel#angelcore#fallen angel#nicole dollanganger#nicole class of 09#mars argo#ldr community#lizzy grant#morute#morbidette#morbid cute#elizabeth woolridge grant#runaway runaway#female rage#teen idle
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getting up at 4:30 to catch the 5:50 train to get into the city at 7:30 to then catch a 30 min bus ride to get to my uni area at 8 to then walk abt 15-20 mins to get to the main campus to be at class on time for my 9 am class
the things i do for my degree
#sophie’s idle chatter#life update ahahaha#the amount of times i just nearly fell asleep during class the and train back home yesterday… the day started at 7 am abd ended 7 pm 🧍♀️#today is starts 4:30 am and ends 4 pm 🧍♀️#friday is the same as tuesday 🧍♀️#man.
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Okay so me and @djsalad69 were playing Sprunki and she was asking me to do my Sprunki dream blunt rotation cuz she done hers (don’t ask😭) and so it got me the idea to do a normal dream blunt rotation for fun:
Yeah so uh what y’all think or something
#beavis and butthead#beavis & butthead#smart beavis and butthead#george washington#meatwad#athf#meatwad athf#emory athf#nichole class of 09#sally face#sally fisher#iasip charlie#iasip#tyler the creator#eminem#gta 5#franklin clinton#lamar davis#gary spongebob#red guy#albert aretz#joel tlou#Johnathan Davis#korn band#idle hands#sprunki#george beard#harold hutchins#free birds#joe bartolozzi
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Semester started again 😬📚 Bye to spending all day writing fanfiction (original fiction too, I swear), hello Dark Academia, and being hungover in Greek class 🙃
#metalhead#metal girl#metalhead girl#inked girls#tattoo#lithuanian girl#baltic#baltic demon#baltic girl#witch#baltic witch#band shirt#archgoat#alt girl#goth girl#classical studies#dark academia#i definitely could be happier 😅#i don't like being kept away from my stories for a moment be they original or fanfics#not that the lectures aren't thrilling#when they aren't sitting idle while people stumble through the same lines of hexameter waiting your turn#we're reading plato in greek class#letters in latin#letters that are in elegiac couplet
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Charlie Chaplin, Edna Purviance (to Charlie’s left) with two visitors to set of “The Idle Class”, 1921.
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im gonna be sick over the fact that riz is established to never sleep because he's constantly up worrying over the next case to be solved, but also takes naps in the bad kids' backpacks, because with them he doesn't have to worry all the time, and he can just relax.
#riz 'the ball' gukgak bouncing around in my brain like the dvd idle menu#im literally nauseous over this thought like what what what#bro misses classes because he accidentally naps through the school bell and his friends forget hes in there#d20#dimension 20#riz gukgak#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#intrepid heroes#the bad kids
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i think the itoshi bros could settle their differences with some good ol’ frottage
#i say this like i know what the beef is (i do not)#the moral of the story is this: every problem can be solved thru sex#u can quote me on that#class dismissed#— idle chatter#cw incest
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number of sunday race wins per title winner this century (wins/number of races)
2001: 11/16
2002: 11/16
2003: 9/16
2004: 9/16
2005: 11/17
2006: 2/17
2007: 10/18
2008: 9/18
2009: 6/17
2010: 9/18
2011: 10/17
2012: 6/18
2013: 6/18
2014: 13/18
2015: 7/18
2016: 5/18
2017: 6/18
2018: 9/18
2019: 12/19
2020: 1/14
2021: 5/18
2022: 7/20
2023: 7/20
current wins of title contenders this season (out of 9 races, another 10-11 to go): bagnaia - 6; martin - 2
#i don't actually like counting race wins because i'm FAR more about consistency metrics when evaluating seasons#but i had a moment this morning where i was like... hang on. pecco is on SIX wins this season?? six??#he's already matched valentino's tally for one of his seasons. he's outstripped one of marc's titles and matched another two#currently on 2/3 win rate. i know he isn't the biggest flyaway guy and i imagine he'd like to build up a buffer before then but#even if he loses this title it's definitely an impressive run#//#brr brr#if anyone says a WORD about joan then i will personally bite you. tread carefully#i don't love just doing the maths without sprint races because that's just not how anything works#like the sunday races wouldn't be the same if they hadn't had done the saturday races. you can't just separate that out so simply#BUT i do have a spreasheet for this just out of idle curiosity and unsurprisingly pecco leads a lot more comfortably on just sunday numbers#42 point lead#here's my mean stat: do you know how often valentino crashed out of the lead from 2001 to 2009? you want to know the total?#he did it ONCE. once! donington 2009 in the rain where he recovered to fifth. that's it!! his entire prime. nine seasons and it's ONCE#i'm not 100% certain but just looking at his results and mentally categorising them.... is his premier class career total two??#surely not... it's certainly very low though#pecco must exhaust him sometimes good lord#//currt
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I'm surprised we haven't seen this contest on ESPN yet. Lord knows there are enough people in this country eligible to compete.
#The Upper-Class Twit of the Year Contest#Vivian Smith-Smythe Smith#John Cleese#Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris#Eric Idle#Nigel Incubator-Jone#Terry Jones#Gervaise Brook-Hamster#Michael Palin#Oliver St. John-Mollusc#Graham Chapman#Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Mark Pellegrino Appreciation V-XXVII-MMXXIV
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